Nick Saban NFL rumors watch: It’s that time of year!

During an interview on “Mike & Mike in the Morning” on Thursday, Alabama head coach Nick Saban once again addressed NFL rumors, saying he has “forever closed the door” on taking another head coaching job in the pros.

Saban spent two seasons as the head coach of the Miami Dolphins and had a 15-17 overall record. He left the franchise for Alabama following the 2006 season, which was Saban’s first losing season as a head coach. Since moving on to the Crimson Tide, Saban has helped to establish one of the most dominant programs in college football. Alabama won the BCS Championship for the third time in four seasons when it defeated Notre Dame on Jan. 7.

It’s a clear day, spotless skies, and then OUT OF NOWHERE A ROGUE SPURRIER APPEARS:

Steve Spurrier gets bored faster than the rest of us. That fast boredom reflex is his greatest gift to humanity, since it results in him randomly setting something on fire in a press conference or interview every few months or so. (His other gift: liberating the aged male form, one shirtless public appearance at a time.)