First, a sampling of the local reaction to Butch Jones’ hire by Tennessee:
2012 college football coaching hires, as graded by furious Vols fans
What if every fan was a Tennessee fan? Let’s have an imaginary panel of angry Vols grade all the coaching decisions made so far by other schools around the country.
Butch Jones lost to Derrick Dooley. Good hire, Tennessee.
— ღ Amy ✌ (@bellavita_diAmy) December 7, 2012
Who the fuck is butch jones? Come on tennessee you could have done better than that #anothershittycoach
— Grant Freakin Hill® (@FreakinGrant) December 7, 2012
I'm sorry I can not support a future loser like Butch Jones that's what he will be wont beat Bama,UGA, USC,Florida etc
— ShawnFinchum (@ShawnFinchum) December 7, 2012
Butch jones voted for Obama. And now he's coaching the vols. What has happened to the vols?
— Owen Hughes (@Owen_Hughes_5) December 7, 2012
Now let’s get to it!
Arkansas, Bret Bielema: F
- SQUINTY
- LOST TO ZOOK
- RUDDY
Auburn, Gus Malzahn: F
- HASN’T RECRUITED THE GREATER COLUMBUS GEORGIA METROPOLITAN AREA IN YEARS
- LOST TO SUN BELT TEAM, WOULD BE BETTER FIT AT KENTUCKY
- GLASSES
Boston College, Steve Addazio: F
- WHO THE FUCK IS STEVE AZASSO
- ASARZO WILL NEVER BEAT ALABAMA, ETC.
- OCCUPY AZASVILLE
Cal, Sonny Dykes: F
- LOUISIANA TECH’D
- DIDN’T EVEN LEAD HIS TEAM TO A BOWL GAME THIS YEAR
- WAS LOUISIANA TECH COACH
- LOUISIANA TECH
Georgia State, Trent Miles: F
- LOST BY A FULL TOUCHDOWN TO INDIANA
- AT FOOTBALL
- NO SEC EXPERIENCE
Idaho, Paul Petrino: A+
- HAS NEVER LOST TO ANYBODY
- HAS SEC EXPERIENCE
- GOOD STUFF VANDALS
Kentucky, Mark Stoops: F
- HIS BROTHER BOB HAS LOST TO COLORADO, A WAC TEAM, COLORADO AGAIN, AND BAYLOR
- HIS BROTHER MIKE LOST TO NEW MEXICO
- TWICE
N.C. State, Dave Doeren: F-
- LOST TO KANSAS
- AND IOWA
- KAAANSAS AND IOWA
NIU, Rod Carey: A+
- HAS NEVER COACHED CINCINNATI
- HAS NEVER LOST TO NICK SABAN
- HASN’T NEVER NOT UNRECRUITED THE SOUTH
Purdue, Darrell Hazell: The F of all Fs
- LOST TO KENTUCKY HELL EVEN DOOLEY CAN DO THAT
Tennessee, Butch Jones: /HOWLING
- /HOWLING
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