RollEagleWarTide [7:41 PM]:

@Spencer Hall I agree…I only really have the gas for one game a day

Jason Kirk [7:41 PM]:

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:40 PM]:

I hope you’re happy Auburn. It’s not like that poor dog had a strong heart before all this

Jason Kirk [7:39 PM]:

I don’t want this to come out wrong, but watching Georgia lose has been a whole lot of fun over the last year. I’m sorry for that, Dawgs.

Patrick Vint [7:39 PM]:

Glad I spent the afternoon watching Oregon-Utah

Spencer Hall [7:38 PM]:

I’m spent

ajkst1 [7:38 PM]:

Dee Ford absolutely annihilated Aaron Murray.

Ryan Nanni [7:38 PM]:

(smokes cigarette)

Jason Kirk [7:37 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:37 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:36 PM]:

Time out by Auburn after a look at Georgia’s personnel.

Jason Kirk [7:35 PM]:

First shot incomplete. Three seconds. Hey look, a Georgia game that comes down to the last play!

Jason Kirk [7:34 PM]:

Georgia all the way down to the 24 with eight seconds to go.

Jason Kirk [7:33 PM]:

Passive Voice [7:32 PM]:

Scrambling to think of an AJ Green reference.

Patrick Vint [7:32 PM]:

eightyseven [7:32 PM]:

My beer is salty

Jason Kirk [7:32 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [7:31 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Proof Of God. {hard period}

Jason Kirk [7:31 PM]:

Neil Gillespie [7:31 PM]:

(guess not)

Clay Wendler [7:30 PM]:

groggydog [7:30 PM]:

I choose to believe in Aaron Murray :( Go dwags?

Neil Gillespie [7:30 PM]:

Patrick Vint [7:30 PM]:

Mark Richt has lost control of gravity.

Jason Kirk [7:29 PM]:

That’s one of the craziest plays I’ve ever seen. Obviously. And with such high stakes.

Neil Gillespie [7:29 PM]:

eightyseven [7:29 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:28 PM]:

In case you didn’t see it, Auburn’s hail mary bounced off a cluster of Georgia defenders and hit a streaking Ricardo Louis, who bobbled into the end zone.

Spencer Hall [7:28 PM]:

Also breaking news: I may have just peed a little.

Spencer Hall [7:28 PM]:

Dimitri Dorlis [7:28 PM]:

Fire Mike Bobo or something

RollEagleWarTide [7:28 PM]:

God Does Exist. Someone tell Trent Reznor.

eightyseven [7:28 PM]:

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:27 PM]:

Steven Godfrey [7:27 PM]:

Dimitri Dorlis [7:27 PM]:

Oh my god

Connor Tapp [7:27 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:27 PM]:

groggydog [7:27 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [7:27 PM]:

I pray every year for an undefeated entering Iron Bowl.

RollEagleWarTide [7:26 PM]:

@Jason Kirk not trying to be completely obvious

eightyseven [7:25 PM]:

Looooooooooooooonnngggggggggetdtxrdxdsfeccedcgrhrjf

Jason Kirk [7:25 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:25 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [7:24 PM]:

these last few plays will decide

Jason Kirk [7:24 PM]:

groggydog [7:23 PM]:

Boom’d

eightyseven [7:23 PM]:

All the timeouts left

RollEagleWarTide [7:22 PM]:

I study the Tao of Zen

Jason Kirk [7:22 PM]:

groggydog [7:22 PM]:

eightyseven [7:22 PM]:

Brb drinking auburn haterade

KeenanAllenFett [7:21 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [7:21 PM]:

Spencer Hall [7:21 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:21 PM]:

Nick Marshall led a last-minute drive to beat Mississippi State earlier this year.

RollEagleWarTide [7:20 PM]:

@Clay Wendler I like that kid, that’s how I’ve felt all year

Clay Wendler [7:20 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:19 PM]:

Auburn starts 79 yards away from the goal lline, down one. 1:45 to go.

Ryan Nanni [7:19 PM]:

Either way, the Bass Pro Shops in Lawrenceville is getting burnt to the ground.

Jason Kirk [7:18 PM]:

Jordan Schoon [7:18 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [7:17 PM]:

I have not seen the replay

Jason Kirk [7:17 PM]:

There are many opinions as to whether Aaron Murray’s knee crossed the goal line or not! What is yours?

Neil Gillespie [7:17 PM]:

Looked down, but Murray paid for it, and he probably thought the Umpire might throw a better block.

Clay Wendler [7:16 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [7:16 PM]:

jokastrength [7:16 PM]:

Now, our D only has to… oh god.

RollEagleWarTide [7:15 PM]:

“Knee is down, ball not across”

Jim Bankoff [7:15 PM]:

He got it

RollEagleWarTide [7:14 PM]:

Not watching, listening radio, but radio guys say he’s down but they were wrong on the Auburn catch early.

Jason Kirk [7:14 PM]:

groggydog [7:14 PM]:

Every Mizzou fan is also on edge right now. Holy cow.

Connor Tapp [7:13 PM]:

However, I am extremely biased.

Connor Tapp [7:13 PM]:

Looks short to me.

Spencer Hall [7:13 PM]:

Clay Wendler [7:12 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:12 PM]:

Aaron Murray scrambled on fourth and five aaaaaaaaand I’m pretty sure he scored. We’ll see.

Pete Volk [7:12 PM]:

he didn’t make it?

groggydog [7:12 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [7:12 PM]:

life is hell

Jason Kirk [7:11 PM]:

Hey look, a big Georgia game comes down to fourth-and-goal.

Ryan Nanni [7:11 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:09 PM]:

Georgia’s inside the 10 with three minutes to go.

Jordan Schoon [7:09 PM]:

The most Georgia penalty ever

groggydog [7:08 PM]:

Wow, that yardage box was incredible.

Jason Kirk [7:08 PM]:

Auburn apparently dialing up (football term) a lot of blitzes on this drive after getting pressure from just its front four all game.

RollEagleWarTide [7:07 PM]:

@Spencer Hall I do not think that is a real club (AU alum, golf hacker)

Spencer Hall [7:06 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [7:05 PM]:

Better chance? Mizzou against Alabama or Duke against Florida State?

Jason Kirk [7:05 PM]:

Spencer Hall [7:05 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [7:05 PM]:

opposite logic

jokastrength [7:04 PM]:

So, why is AU passing?

groggydog [7:04 PM]:

Oh, wow. Georgia so close to that pick.

Pete Volk [7:03 PM]:

Miami’s reaaaaaly eking out these last seconds

RollEagleWarTide [7:01 PM]:

Jason Kirk [7:00 PM]:

Mark Dantonio is smiling. Could be because Michigan State just scored, but I think it’s actually because he can sense when Michigan struggles.

RollEagleWarTide [6:58 PM]:

@jokastrength I certainly think he can

Ryan Nanni [6:57 PM]:

I think Northwestern might be a cutter.

jokastrength [6:56 PM]:

Can Spurrier vote for Duke in the top 25 now?

Jason Kirk [6:56 PM]:

Gurley alert. Dawgs drivin’, down 37-24.

Londonjoe [6:56 PM]:

We Want Bama chant in the stands of the Duke game

Pete Volk [6:56 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [6:56 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:55 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:54 PM]:

TV mic picks up Duke fan saying “we’re going to be in the Top 25.” He’s not wrong

RollEagleWarTide [6:52 PM]:

@Clay Wendler #97 almost got his arm on it

jokastrength [6:52 PM]:

can we get a gif of the AU handoff derp?

Spencer Hall [6:52 PM]:

Clay Wendler [6:51 PM]:

Spencer Hall [6:51 PM]:

jokastrength [6:50 PM]:

I bet the mooninites weapons would have been good for curling.

Ryan Nanni [6:50 PM]:

Somehow I missed Syracuse’s field goal down 59 points in the fourth quarter. That may be the Saddest of Sad Field Goals.

RollEagleWarTide [6:50 PM]:

@patrickvint Yes

Patrick Vint [6:49 PM]:

Only in the Big Ten does the referee explain overtime through an elaborate baseball analogy

Dimitri Dorlis [6:49 PM]:

I enjoy that they went back to “The U Invented Swagger” guy so they could show him yelling at his neighbor

Spencer Hall [6:49 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [6:47 PM]:

I wonder if Spurrier regrets the end of his Duke #1 tradition tonight….At least he could say “he knew”

Pete Volk [6:47 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:47 PM]:

Michigan just did something that everyone is yelling about. That I can confirm.

Ian Boyd [6:46 PM]:

Alright, I’m going to go get some comfort food before Baylor vs Tech

Londonjoe [6:46 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [6:46 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:46 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [6:45 PM]:

Across the street in the Atlantic Ave commerce center. Second floor. Straight packed on Saturdays, I eat at the bar

Jason Kirk [6:45 PM]:

KeenanAllenFett [6:45 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:45 PM]:

Texas could end the regular season with 3 consecutive losses. 1-2 maybe most likely

Clay Wendler [6:43 PM]:

Spencer Hall [6:43 PM]:

RollEagleWarTide [6:42 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:42 PM]:

Swoopes has looked remarkably competent so far, I’m heartened

Jason Kirk [6:42 PM]:

Dimitri Dorlis [6:41 PM]:

Love that image of the guy in the “The U Invented Swagger” just sitting there in silence.

Jason Kirk [6:40 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:40 PM]:

Londonjoe [6:40 PM]:

Cutcliffe has his balls carried out of the tunnel in a wheelbarrow

Pete Volk [6:40 PM]:

Duke scores a touchdown on fourth and one, 33 yards, and they’re going to defeat Miami. In football. 44-30, XP pending

Spencer Hall [6:40 PM]:

Matthew Kenerly [6:39 PM]:

What would the spread be for Duke/Fla St right now?

Jason Kirk [6:39 PM]:

Reports of Georgia fans now streaming out of Jordan-Hare.

Clay Wendler [6:39 PM]:

Londonjoe [6:39 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:39 PM]:

Duke receiver just had a ball go off his hands and then caught it on the rebound

Ian Boyd [6:38 PM]:

Those are the guys that showed up late and drunk to the game, but got primo seats because they were in the club

Ian Boyd [6:37 PM]:

As someone who didn’t love the “hellraisers” at Texas, I don’t mind watching their despair with this Texas loss

RollEagleWarTide [6:37 PM]:

I pray to God every day that Al Borges sold his house in Auburn, AL

Jason Kirk [6:37 PM]:

Mark Dantonio didn’t have the full Mark Dantonio experience after that fake field goal. Just an earache and some gas, I believe.

Patrick Vint [6:37 PM]:

groggydog [6:37 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:36 PM]:

groggydog [6:36 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:35 PM]:

Duke holds Miami on third down, and the Hurricanes will punt it away with ten minutes to go

Ian Boyd [6:35 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:34 PM]:

Spencer Hall [6:34 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [6:33 PM]:

groggydog [6:33 PM]:

Spencer Hall [6:33 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:33 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:32 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:31 PM]:

Spencer Hall [6:29 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [6:28 PM]:

Michigan goes for it on fourth-and-short in field goal range. Devin Gardner run. Of course they don’t get it.

Ian Boyd [6:28 PM]:

Patrick Vint [6:27 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:26 PM]:

Brandon Connette scores his fifth touchdown of the game, running it in from four yards out and Duke is up 38-30.

Ian Boyd [6:26 PM]:

The announcers are now contractually required to explain how Texas is still in the B12 hunt

Steven Godfrey [6:26 PM]:

Heal it off, Mark. Heal it off.

Pete Volk [6:26 PM]:

Duke at around 250 rushing yards on this Miami defense. First and goal for the Blue Devils

Londonjoe [6:25 PM]:

Don’t play with my feelings like this Duke

Clay Wendler [6:25 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:25 PM]:

Spencer Hall [6:25 PM]:

Mark Richt looks like he’s been eating his sorrows.

Pete Volk [6:25 PM]:

Josh Snead with a 56-yard run and Duke is very much in scoring range

Ian Boyd [6:24 PM]:

Looks like we’re putting Case back in the game cause, “just win baby!”

Jordan Schoon [6:23 PM]:

Brendan Douglas coming into the game is always the greatest comic relief

Ian Boyd [6:22 PM]:

Hopefully Texas puts in the freshman QB who’s shirt we burned for no explicable reason

Ryan Nanni [6:22 PM]:

Great catch by Rantavious Wooten to give Georgia the ball in Auburn territory, and maybe this is still a game?

Londonjoe [6:22 PM]:

Given how clean Morris’s Uniform is, Duke might as well drop 11

Spencer Hall [6:22 PM]:

Rantavious Wooten just made the best catch you’ll see in a game where it totally didn’t matter today

CardSpartan [6:21 PM]:

Nebraska pick overturned. Clearly hit the ground.

Rodger Sherman [6:21 PM]:

I expected it to be awful and it’s worse.

Rodger Sherman [6:21 PM]:

this northwestern game is so incredibly bad

Pete Volk [6:20 PM]:

Incomplete. Hurricanes will punt, and Duke will get the ball back up one with 12:40 left to play

Pete Volk [6:20 PM]:

Critical third down for Miami

Clay Wendler [6:20 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [6:19 PM]:

And no it won’t for long

polarscribe [6:19 PM]:

A Michigan State Man throws to the wrong guy like a boss.

Adam Jacobi [6:19 PM]:

And Nebraska has the ball back.

polarscribe [6:19 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [6:16 PM]:

Londonjoe [6:16 PM]:

In Most Duke Thing Ever, they may have just done the best punt ever

Pete Volk [6:15 PM]:

My lord Duke just punted the ball out of bounds at the one yard line through the air

Adam Jacobi [6:15 PM]:

Kenny Bell just made a ludicrous TD catch

ROFLCOPTER16 [6:12 PM]:

Clay Wendler [6:12 PM]:

4th and 29

Clay Wendler [6:12 PM]:

Oscar Gamble [6:12 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:11 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:11 PM]:

Or the fact that his AD was replaced

Pete Volk [6:11 PM]:

Ian Boyd [6:11 PM]:

This, and the inevitable shellacking in Waco, should seal Mack’s fate

Londonjoe [6:11 PM]:

I’ve been going to Duke games since 1992 and this is the fullest I’ve seen the stadium

Ian Boyd [6:10 PM]:

vineyarddawg [6:09 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [6:09 PM]:

Miami just got stood the hell up on 3rd and 1.

Pete Volk [6:09 PM]:

Miami fumbles the hand-off on third-and-one — they recover, but they’ll have to punt.

Clay Wendler [6:09 PM]:

mack brown’s life alert just went off

Oscar Gamble [6:09 PM]:

Steven Godfrey [6:08 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [6:08 PM]:

Clay Wendler [6:07 PM]:

vineyarddawg [6:07 PM]:

beating* Georgia

Rodger Sherman [6:07 PM]:

I hate everything.

vineyarddawg [6:07 PM]:

I find it satisfying that the only thing that Florida has to give them pleasure anymore is schadenfreude over someone else being Georgia. Because, you know, they can’t do it.

Rodger Sherman [6:07 PM]:

Michigan had first-and-goal after a Northwestern punt. Not off a return. And they might not score a TD.

Ian Boyd [6:06 PM]:

ROFLCOPTER16 [6:05 PM]:

*WIN

ROFLCOPTER16 [6:05 PM]:

Jeremy Mauss [6:05 PM]:

Utah is attempting something great. Defeat a pair of top-10 teams, and still could have a losing record.

Jason Kirk [6:05 PM]:

Five turnovers for Nebraska.

Ryan Nanni [6:05 PM]:

Sic ’em Awgs.

Adam Jacobi [6:05 PM]:

Nebraska is having issues

Steven Godfrey [6:04 PM]:

I’d say the odds are even that if Duke holds on, Cut’s just gonna light up a Marlboro Gold 100 at midfield.

Ian Boyd [6:04 PM]:

Somehow Gilbert injures himself picking Case

Ian Boyd [6:04 PM]:

McCoy throws interception number 3, when it rains it pours

Pete Volk [6:03 PM]:

Meanwhile, Duke hit a field goal off the upright and in, giving the Blue Devils the 31-30 lead

Jason Kirk [6:03 PM]:

polarscribe [6:02 PM]:

that pass didn’t get anywhere near the line of scrimmage. #B1Grefs

Pete Volk [6:02 PM]:

Nick Marshall is the best defensive back on the field. Scores another touchdown, Auburn up 33-17, XP Pending

Steven Godfrey [6:02 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:01 PM]:

Michigan State converts another third-and-many against Nebraska.

Raymie Humbert [6:01 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [6:01 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:00 PM]:

Spencer Hall [6:00 PM]:

Pete Volk [6:00 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:59 PM]:

Raymie Humbert [5:59 PM]:

Ian Boyd [5:59 PM]:

That’s what will happen in Waco, most likely

Ian Boyd [5:58 PM]:

Another interception for Case, that’s what happens against a quick back 7 playing aggressive zone

Ryan Nanni [5:58 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:56 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:56 PM]:

Miami takes the lead back, 30-28, on a field goal

Jason Kirk [5:56 PM]:

Spencer Hall [5:55 PM]:

Noted Rushing Enthusiast Aaron Murray

Jason Kirk [5:55 PM]:

Steven Godfrey [5:54 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:54 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:54 PM]:

8-Ball is not MY god of thunder. I didn’t vote for him.

Adam Jacobi [5:54 PM]:

why in the world is the big ten

Jason Kirk [5:52 PM]:

Ian Boyd [5:52 PM]:

that actually seems like a rough call on the Horns punt block team.

Pete Volk [5:52 PM]:

mikebrandes [5:51 PM]:

fifteen yard penalty on texas extends OSU’s drive. Horns tried to kill the punter.

Ian Boyd [5:51 PM]:

Looks like Texas just had their 20th roughing the kicker penalty of the season

Clay Wendler [5:51 PM]:

Jason Kirk [5:51 PM]:

Y’all remember that time Penn Wagers called that Famous Idaho Potato Bowl and forgot how to count, what footballs are, and which planets are real?

Pete Volk [5:51 PM]:

Miami driving near midfield, down 1 against Duke

Ian Boyd [5:50 PM]:

Still haven’t found solutions

Ian Boyd [5:50 PM]:

Jason Kirk [5:47 PM]:

Michigan State’s allowed only 12 plays of 30 or more yards entering today. Three so far by Nebraska

Pete Volk [5:47 PM]:

A Duke player just lit up the Miami punt returner and how did it come to this

Ian Boyd [5:45 PM]:

mikebrandes [5:45 PM]:

what would you set the over/under at for the Texas Tech vs Baylor game?

Jason Kirk [5:44 PM]:

Y’all think Joey Harrington’s an over-enunciator?

Ian Boyd [5:44 PM]:

Patrick Vint [5:42 PM]:

Matthew Kenerly [5:42 PM]:

Nebraska should probably get someone else to do punt returns, right?

Ian Boyd [5:41 PM]:

The other OC’s in the B12 should feel stupid right now for not pounding the Texas run D with Zone-read and QB draw

mikebrandes [5:41 PM]:

Florida state up 45-0 on Syracuse.

Ryan Nanni [5:41 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:41 PM]:

There’s that athleticism difference. Herb Waters breaks a 50-yard touchdown reception. Canes down two with point-after pending

Clay Wendler [5:40 PM]:

Ian Boyd [5:40 PM]:

Ian Boyd [5:37 PM]:

Texas’ players don’t seem to be playing with a great deal of enthusisasm or moxie right now

Adam Jacobi [5:36 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [5:36 PM]:

let’s check in on Michigan State

jokastrength [5:36 PM]:

KennanAllen- maybe when they come back.

Pete Volk [5:36 PM]:

If this holds, Duke may be ranked in football for the first time since 1994

Spencer Hall [5:36 PM]:

Going into the bottom of the 7th, and with Take Me Out To The Ballgame playing here at Wrigley it’s Northwestern 6, Michigan 3.

Pete Volk [5:35 PM]:

Brandon Connette with his third touchdown run of the day. Blue Devils up 28-20 now. In football. Against Miami.

Patrick Vint [5:34 PM]:

I’m not sure which is the more obnoxious showing of patriotism, Northwestern’s uniforms or Geico building a motorcycle

Adam Jacobi [5:34 PM]:

America has just demanded Northwestern switch to the regular jerseys

Ian Boyd [5:33 PM]:

Has anyone ever seen a Kay commercial that was remotely successful at warming their heart?

KeenanAllenFett [5:33 PM]:

Jason Kirk [5:33 PM]:

jokastrength [5:32 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:32 PM]:

i just stumbled across the northwestern-michigan score and it’s worse than i ever could have imagined

Ian Boyd [5:32 PM]:

Fellow Texas fan, “the fans were booing while the ball was in the air on that last screen pass.” Me: “That’s a long time to boo.”

Ryan Nanni [5:32 PM]:

Patrick Vint [5:32 PM]:

Oregon goes to the half up 17-7

Patrick Vint [5:31 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [5:31 PM]:

Ian Boyd [5:31 PM]:

jokastrength [5:31 PM]:

Curling is on.

mikebrandes [5:30 PM]:

Duke up on Miami. This is not a drill,

Ian Boyd [5:30 PM]:

Patrick Vint [5:30 PM]:

KeenanAllenFett [5:30 PM]:

Omegatron

mikebrandes [5:30 PM]:

florida state hasn’t scored in the last 3 minutes, think there’s something wrong with them?

Adam Jacobi [5:30 PM]:

Were you curious?

Adam Jacobi [5:30 PM]:

In case you were curious it’s still Northwestern 6, Michigan 3

Steven Godfrey [5:29 PM]:

Brando continues to evolve into a Dick Tracy villain. (That’s a comic book and fashion joke, but it’s halftime)

Ian Boyd [5:29 PM]:

Patrick Vint [5:29 PM]:

Ian Boyd [5:28 PM]:

KeenanAllenFett [5:28 PM]:

Jason Kirk [5:28 PM]:

Mark Richt’s F-150 commercial continues its decades-old streak of showing up at the worst possible time.

Ian Boyd [5:27 PM]:

Patrick Vint [5:27 PM]:

What a catch by Davis.

Jason Kirk [5:26 PM]:

27-10, I mean.

Spencer Hall [5:26 PM]:

Jason Kirk [5:25 PM]:

Georgia’s best player on the field: Marshall Morgan slaughters a 37-yard field goal. 27-13 at the half.

jokastrength [5:25 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:25 PM]:

Ian Boyd [5:25 PM]:

Begins with a handoff on the kickoff return that loses 10 yards and starts Texas at the 5 yard line

Ian Boyd [5:24 PM]:

We’re off into the 2nd half in Austin.

Jason Kirk [5:24 PM]:

Is this the game that drives Mark Richt to take that assistant store manager gig at Ingles?

Patrick Vint [5:22 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [5:21 PM]:

Are Dee Ford and Aaron Murray roommates?

Ian Boyd [5:21 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [5:21 PM]:

Spencer Hall [5:20 PM]:

And just as I typed that, Oregon races back to score and is now up 17-7.

Patrick Vint [5:20 PM]:

Nevermind. Touchdown Oregon.

mikebrandes [5:20 PM]:

Gus Malzahn is in total dad mode today with his mock turtleneck. He’s one fanny pack away from being named team mom this week .

Patrick Vint [5:20 PM]:

If Utah goes 2-7 in the Pac-12 with those two wins being Stanford and Oregon, is it the strangest conference season ever?

Jason Kirk [5:19 PM]:

“The rap group De La Soul. I have a lot of their music on my iPod.” — Uncle Verne, of course

KeenanAllenFett [5:18 PM]:

Spencer Hall [5:17 PM]:

Oregon’s still deep in the post-Stanford hangover. Utah’s hanging in 10-7 with spare change left in the second quarter.

mikebrandes [5:17 PM]:

At this rate, Auburn would beat florida by 60.

Jason Kirk [5:17 PM]:

Clay Wendler [5:17 PM]:

Patrick Vint [5:16 PM]:

Mark Richt’s wife just opened Zillow and typed in “Lincoln, NE”

Steven Godfrey [5:15 PM]:

Face Blood, 7 points.

ajkst1 [5:15 PM]:

Georgia LOLdogs.

Spencer Hall [5:15 PM]:

Aaaaaaaaand Auburn’s not going to pass the ball again for the rest of the day.

Jason Kirk [5:15 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:15 PM]:

Offensive juggernaut Auburn

Jason Kirk [5:14 PM]:

Many Georgia players are bleeding from the face, it seems.

Patrick Vint [5:14 PM]:

KeenanAllenFett [5:14 PM]:

cal is playing colorado in a game that could be 21-14 sloppy or 56-47 sloppy.

mikebrandes [5:14 PM]:

Sweet, my account is too new to reply to people who’ve replied to me.

Ian Boyd [5:14 PM]:

Pete Volk [5:13 PM]:

Patrick Vint [5:13 PM]:

Ian Boyd [5:13 PM]:

KeenanAllenFett [5:12 PM]:

Dee Ford sounds like a Rev Nutt lexical unit.

mikebrandes [5:12 PM]:

If anyone has what it take to lose by 40 today, I’d imagine it’s Georgia.

Ian Boyd [5:12 PM]:

Spencer Hall [5:11 PM]:

This is when I remember that Auburn has run 46 plays in the first half already.

Patrick Vint [5:11 PM]:

Steven Godfrey [5:11 PM]:

Jason Kirk [5:11 PM]:

Dee Ford looking like Nick Fairley today! In the sense that he wears 90 for Auburn and is knocking Aaron Murray over a lot.

Adam Jacobi [5:10 PM]:

Shannon Spake is a complete sentence

Patrick Vint [5:10 PM]:

Nebraska takes a knee, knowing it would lose more yards if it ran an actual play

Ian Boyd [5:10 PM]:

mikebrandes [5:10 PM]:

aaaannnddd Georgia gives the ball away.

Jason Kirk [5:09 PM]:

Patrick Vint [5:09 PM]:

MIchigan State with another completely dominant 13-point lead.

mikebrandes [5:08 PM]:

Georgia with a block kick, let’s see if they can turn it around with 3:10 left in the first half, down 20-7

ajkst1 [5:08 PM]:

Pac-Man died sound

Clay Wendler [5:08 PM]:

Jason Kirk [5:08 PM]:

And then a special teams play! Georgia blocked Auburn FG, still 20-7.

Pete Volk [5:07 PM]:

And another play! Blocked field goal. Bulldogs with a chance to pull it close before the half.

Pete Volk [5:07 PM]:

Georgia makes a defensive play!

Jason Kirk [5:05 PM]:

Four Nebraska turnovers now.

Steven Godfrey [5:03 PM]:

I feel like Fox Mulder. “I was there, in Nashville, in Oxford. I saw 2012 Auburn Football. You can’t deny its existence.”

Ian Boyd [5:03 PM]:

Texas fumbles to end the half and the RB that sparked the sole TD drive is lying on the ground

Spencer Hall [5:03 PM]:

Ian Boyd [5:00 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:59 PM]:

That’s what happens when you make Case throw outside the hash against good CB’s

Patrick Vint [4:59 PM]:

Aaaaand Gilbert pick sixes McCoy.

Ian Boyd [4:58 PM]:

The inevitable Case McCoy pick-6

Clay Wendler [4:58 PM]:

Steven Godfrey [4:58 PM]:

D00000K

Ian Boyd [4:58 PM]:

At some point, someone needs to do the research and determine how many 3rd downs McCoy-to-Shipley has converted

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:57 PM]:

Football Duke takes the lead

Pete Volk [4:57 PM]:

Brandon Connette runs for a touchdown and Duke is about to take the lead over Miami

Ian Boyd [4:56 PM]:

I must re-iterate my concern that Texas will lose this game handily

Patrick Vint [4:56 PM]:

Chelf is reponsible for 207 yards of offense and three touchdowns in the first half, and those figures feel light.

Ian Boyd [4:54 PM]:

ajkst1 [4:54 PM]:

That’s Gus Malzahn shutting the door of the Gus Bus in Georgia’s face and flooring it with the lights still blinking.

Patrick Vint [4:53 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:53 PM]:

ajkst1 [4:53 PM]:

Questionable call? Sure. Georgia looks like they’ve just given up.

Steven Godfrey [4:52 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:52 PM]:

Gustavo Destro [4:52 PM]:

Mark Richt just lost control of . . . himself?

Ian Boyd [4:51 PM]:

Chelf hits a wide open receiver down the sideline. Better throw and it’s an easy 6

Spencer Hall [4:51 PM]:

As Holly would say, that’s Old Dirty Pastor comin’ out for Mark Richt

vineyarddawg [4:51 PM]:

#PennWagers #Welp

Jason Kirk [4:51 PM]:

Michigan State converted a third and 19 against Nebraska. #blackshirts

Jason Kirk [4:50 PM]:

Gus Malzahn pointing at his watch, clearly urging Auburn offense to take some time for itself.

ajkst1 [4:49 PM]:

Pete Volk [4:49 PM]:

The Hurricanes hit the 32-yard field goal, and lead Duke 20-14

Pete Volk [4:48 PM]:

Miami just had third-and-goal from the 30-ish yard line

Patrick Vint [4:47 PM]:

Jason Kirk [4:45 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:45 PM]:

Patrick Vint [4:45 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:44 PM]:

Now Texas is throwing to Mike Davis into the space vacated by Lowe

CardSpartan [4:44 PM]:

Nebraska hits a return man after a fair catch. Lots of PeliniRage

vineyarddawg [4:44 PM]:

Pretty obvious helmet-to-helmet targeting type hit on Gurley on the TD that, of course, was not called.

Ian Boyd [4:43 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [4:42 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:42 PM]:

Texas getting the ground game going a little with big boy, Joe Bergeron

CardSpartan [4:40 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:39 PM]:

Soft play on the edges and bad plans to defend the option: 2013 Texas run D

Ian Boyd [4:37 PM]:

Patrick Vint [4:37 PM]:

Chelf runs in untouched for a score. 14-3 Okie State over Texas

Steven Godfrey [4:36 PM]:

Jason Kirk [4:36 PM]:

After feeling like I had two too many eyeballs in the noon shift, now I feel like I have four or five too few. How about that

polarscribe [4:36 PM]:

Patrick Vint [4:36 PM]:

CardSpartan [4:35 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:35 PM]:

OSU’ evolution into a D/ST, grind out wins team this year is an underrated storyline

Patrick Vint [4:35 PM]:

Mack Brown looks to be staking the outcome of today’s game, the Big 12 race, and his immediate future on Greg Robinson’s ability to stop a Mike Gundy offense. Good luck with that, Mack.

Jason Kirk [4:34 PM]:

Michigan State just ran a trick play that involved the quarterback pretending to be confused, an end-around pass, and a No. 92 being the targeted receiver despite not being eligible.

Pete Volk [4:34 PM]:

No team has ever looked worse while playing good football. Duke scores on a weird touchdown throw, 17-14 is the score.

Ryan Nanni [4:34 PM]:

Steven Godfrey [4:34 PM]:

Jason Kirk [4:33 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:33 PM]:

CardSpartan [4:33 PM]:

Michigan State about to complete the grindiest drive of the day on Nebraska. 16 plays and counting.

Ian Boyd [4:32 PM]:

RB dive. Derp relying on Gerg early in this contest

Steven Godfrey [4:32 PM]:

Auburn’s had the ball for 12:50. Let’s all pray for the safety and health of their defense. Legs fall alseep without warning, y’all.

Ian Boyd [4:32 PM]:

3rd and 13 for Texas th their own 2 yard line…

Jason Kirk [4:31 PM]:

Pete Volk [4:31 PM]:

Duke with the interception! Blue Devils have an opportunity to cut this lead

Patrick Vint [4:30 PM]:

/hurriedly finds Auburn-Georgia on fourth television

Spencer Hall [4:29 PM]:

If Gus Malzahn can, he will beat Georgia by 400 points. He may be able to beat them by 400 points today. He is going to do this.

Jason Kirk [4:29 PM]:

Auburn’s backup quarterback completes a 20-yarder against Georgia. Gus Malzahn’s already bored?

Ian Boyd [4:28 PM]:

This year has proven that the B12 can’t quite reload at QB every year

Ian Boyd [4:25 PM]:

Pete Volk [4:25 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:25 PM]:

Chelf averaging 13 yards per carry vs Texas

Ian Boyd [4:24 PM]:

The Zone-Read with a FB arcing around to find a safety downfield is big in football this year

Ryan Nanni [4:24 PM]:

After one quarter, Georgia’s on pace for…16 yards.

Jason Kirk [4:23 PM]:

Patrick Vint [4:22 PM]:

ajkst1 [4:22 PM]:

Pete Volk [4:22 PM]:

Georgia punt defender gets penalized for “leaping”. Didn’t get too high off the ground

Steven Godfrey [4:21 PM]:

Anyone else seeing these forward passes from a chrome-helmeted Michigan State?

Adam Jacobi [4:19 PM]:

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:19 PM]:

Maryland’s going to Boise you guys

Steven Godfrey [4:19 PM]:

Ah, I love it when announcers mention the age of young coordinators like Lashlee (30). Makes me feel like I’ve done a whole bunch with my life.

Patrick Vint [4:17 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:17 PM]:

Pete Volk [4:17 PM]:

Patrick Vint [4:15 PM]:

Aaaaaaand touchdown Oregon. Two plays.

Ian Boyd [4:14 PM]:

Patrick Vint [4:14 PM]:

Oregon gets a fluke interception on a tipped pass. Ducks on a short field.

Bill Connelly [4:13 PM]:

I guess the answer is what/who he DIDN’T see, but…gross.

Ian Boyd [4:12 PM]:

Bill Connelly [4:12 PM]:

What the hell was that, Clint Chelf…what did you see there?

Patrick Vint [4:12 PM]:

Texas picks Chelf in the end zone. Because Big 12, y’all.

Ian Boyd [4:12 PM]:

Pete Volk [4:11 PM]:

Miami works the fade route to the outside, extends their lead to 17-7 over Duke.

Jason Kirk [4:11 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:11 PM]:

Steve Edmond steps off field for Texas, yikes

Ryan Nanni [4:10 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:09 PM]:

Texas adjusts to failure to stop QB run with…Cover-2. Looking to minimize the damage

Steven Godfrey [4:09 PM]:

Clay Wendler [4:08 PM]:

polarscribe [4:08 PM]:

3rd and 14, you dial up a run up the gut. Not a Chip Kelly Man.

Ryan Nanni [4:08 PM]:

(Not on the goal line. Like, at their 40.)

Ryan Nanni [4:08 PM]:

Auburn just had a 1st and 2, which has to be the strangest down and distance possible.

Oh No Romo [4:07 PM]:

Nebraska punt ruled a fumble, Sparty ball with goal to go

Pete Volk [4:06 PM]:

Maryland just defeated Virginia Tech on a walk-off touchdown run diving over the pylon in overtime

Steven Godfrey [4:06 PM]:

Pete Volk [4:06 PM]:

oh my god i can breathe again

Jason Kirk [4:06 PM]:

Jason Kirk [4:06 PM]:

Steven Godfrey [4:04 PM]:

I don’t keep up with hardcore recruiting things normally, but Auburn’s freshman class has to be the most effective in the country.

Ian Boyd [4:04 PM]:

Ian Boyd [4:04 PM]:

Texas managed a FG drive on smoke, mirrors, and 3 yard runs. Don’t love how this is playing out

Clay Wendler [4:04 PM]:

Jason Kirk [4:03 PM]:

Georgia punter kicked Auburn defender in the face. Ruled running into the kicker. Well, yeah.

Ian Boyd [4:03 PM]:

Case has made at least 3 throws to absolutely no one

Ryan Nanni [4:02 PM]:

Dee Ford gets to Aaron Murray on 2nd and nearly again on 3rd, and Georgia’s punting.

Jason Kirk [4:01 PM]:

Pete Volk [4:00 PM]:

Maryalnd near the goal line down three with the ball in overtime

Ian Boyd [3:59 PM]:

Great screen by Texas on 3rd and 7, broke tendency

Charlie Gebow [3:59 PM]:

I’m still watchin’ Arizona-Washington State. Not bragging, just checking in in case any of you are on a scavenger hunt for that kind of thing\

Ian Boyd [3:58 PM]:

Pete Volk [3:57 PM]:

Jordan Schoon [3:57 PM]:

Gus Malzahn is Tom Crean’s long lost twin

Ian Boyd [3:56 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [3:56 PM]:

Bryan M. Vance [3:56 PM]:

Temple still sucks.

Charlie Gebow [3:55 PM]:

Steven Godfrey [3:54 PM]:

Cutcliffe said all week that Duke’s chance to win would be stopping the U’s special teams.

Peter Berkes [3:54 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:54 PM]:

Before anyone asks, yes it does make it worse that Chelf looks like the lead man of the All-American Rejects

Steven Godfrey [3:53 PM]:

I haven’t been in front of a TV much this season, but man does Gary Danielson like to talk

Clay Wendler [3:53 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:53 PM]:

These QB option plays are the same ones that have given Texas fits the last 2 years. Still no solutions.

Adam Jacobi [3:52 PM]:

Womp womp, Temple

Jason Kirk [3:52 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:52 PM]:

This could be a really dark day for Mack Brown’s 2013 season

Peter Berkes [3:51 PM]:

And by someone, I mean Armstrong. That was… not a good throw.

Ian Boyd [3:51 PM]:

Welp, it may have been as I feared. Texas simply hasn’t had to face the kinds of offenses that give them fits

Ryan Nanni [3:51 PM]:

Clint Chelf is the latest rushing phenom to mow down the Texas defense. Naturally.

Peter Berkes [3:50 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:49 PM]:

That play is nasty and Texas has yet to find an answer: RB motions out, QB draw into vacated space

Ian Boyd [3:48 PM]:

So, running QB’s give Texas problems

Pete Volk [3:48 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:47 PM]:

Wow

Peter Berkes [3:47 PM]:

Alfie Crow [3:47 PM]:

Alfie Crow [3:47 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [3:46 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [3:45 PM]:

Fumble for Auburn inside the Georgia red zone, but that should be coming back as he was down first.

Peter Berkes [3:44 PM]:

3rd and 10 is right in Michigan State’s wheelhouse

Ian Boyd [3:44 PM]:

Jason Kirk [3:44 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:43 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [3:43 PM]:

Jake Nazar [3:42 PM]:

Well Maryland did just get a 1st down. And another! 2 first downs!

Peter Berkes [3:42 PM]:

Actually, that was a good call. His foot came down on the backline.

Peter Berkes [3:42 PM]:

oh boy, that was close. review comin’ in Lincoln

Ian Boyd [3:41 PM]:

OSU’s leaving their safeties back deep early, a surefire way to allow Texas to protect Case

Passive Voice [3:41 PM]:

what’s the policy on linking streams of uhhhhh questionable legality?

Peter Berkes [3:40 PM]:

Michigan State’s green socks are really an excellent look. I have a lot of opinions.

terps3030 [3:40 PM]:

Maryland/Va Tech: because life is just a long series of three and outs

polarscribe [3:40 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:40 PM]:

If Case is going to throw a pick-6, this might be when that happens.

Jason Kirk [3:40 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [3:40 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [3:39 PM]:

Nebraska has already turned the ball over and wait no Bo Pelini put the knife down

Peter Berkes [3:39 PM]:

It’s a real shame that a helmet has to stop Kenny Bell’s shine

Ian Boyd [3:39 PM]:

Texas’ DT’s are going to be a problem for OSU’s mediocre guards today

Jason Kirk [3:38 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:38 PM]:

Texas is all-in on stopping the run today

Ian Boyd [3:37 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [3:37 PM]:

Jason Kirk [3:37 PM]:

Brian Pickett [3:36 PM]:

Adam Jacobi [3:36 PM]:

Question: down 1, 2 minutes to go, inside the 10, do you stall for the FG or try to score a TD?

Clay Wendler [3:36 PM]:

Charlie Gebow [3:36 PM]:

The “Not too long ago disgraced for different reasons coaches now at Pac-12 schools” bowl is now at the half

polarscribe [3:35 PM]:

Well, Scheelhaase just thought bounce passes were legal in football. Can’t blame him for that throw.

Adam Jacobi [3:35 PM]:

Temple inside the 10……..

vineyarddawg [3:34 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [3:34 PM]:

Peter Berkes [3:33 PM]:

Michigan State-Nebraska is a big game between two programs I don’t trust even a little bit

Adam Jacobi [3:33 PM]:

Temple’s moving late in the game, down 1

Ian Boyd [3:33 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:32 PM]:

groggydog [3:32 PM]:

God help us all.

groggydog [3:31 PM]:

Peter Berkes [3:31 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:29 PM]:

The jerseys Kansas wore in their victory are hideous

Jake Nazar [3:29 PM]:

That Ohio State defense is giving up 35 to Nathan Scheelhaase who’s been at Illinois since like 2003. Please don’t let them play in the title game. They’d get rolled over.

Adam Jacobi [3:28 PM]:

That is not what blowing a lead is.

Peter Berkes [3:28 PM]:

Jason Kirk [3:28 PM]:

Little confused by the assumption Ohio State’s good to go in the No. 3 spot if somebody slips up. Don’t think so at all. But, hey, in a couple minutes we’ll have better things to talk about!

Adam Jacobi [3:28 PM]:

Pete Volk [3:27 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:27 PM]:

Pete Volk [3:27 PM]:

Kansas wins!

Peter Berkes [3:26 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:26 PM]:

Optimistic that we kill them with pressure from our DL

Jason Kirk [3:26 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:25 PM]:

Little bit worried that Case is finally exposed today trying to throw on the Pokes’ back 7

Jason Kirk [3:24 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:24 PM]:

Their chance at a big win was their robbed victory against my Longhorns

Ian Boyd [3:24 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [3:21 PM]:

Pete Volk [3:21 PM]:

Maryland-Virginia Tech and sweatin’

Clay Wendler [3:21 PM]:

illinois’ desperate, doomed comeback

Jason Kirk [3:16 PM]: