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Peter Berkes [7:31 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Hard to imagine that it isn’t, in some way.
Mark Ennis [7:29 PM]:
@Run Home Jack it all might finally be getting to him.
Clay Wendler [7:29 PM]:

Ryan Nanni [7:27 PM]:
@Mark Ennis oh that’s positively Zookian.
Peter Berkes [7:25 PM]:
So, did that save Bo’s job?
Rodger Sherman [7:25 PM]:
life is hell.
Mark Ennis [7:25 PM]:
Will Muschamp just got into a shouting match with a Florida fan on his way off the field. The guy was giving Muschamp the finger.
— Jason Lieser (@PBPjasonlieser) November 2, 2013
Peter Berkes [7:24 PM]:
@Ian Boyd A Brent Pease type, maybe?
Jason Kirk [7:23 PM]:
62-yard TCU field goal try!
Jason Kirk [7:23 PM]:

Ian Boyd [7:23 PM]:
Alrighty, see y’all next week
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:23 PM]:
Ooooof
Ian Boyd [7:22 PM]:
@runthedive Muschamp needs someone who can run the O for him with minimal oversight, it seems
Peter Berkes [7:21 PM]:
OH MY GOD THEY DID IT
Ian Boyd [7:21 PM]:
@runthedive Yeah, that was fantastic
Mark Ennis [7:21 PM]:
OH MY GOSH NEBRASKA WINS ON A HAIL MARY
Steven Godfrey [7:21 PM]:
At the half in Fayetteville: Godforsaken dangerous way of playing football 14, Team that ran twice as many plays 3.
Peter Berkes [7:21 PM]:
@Ian Boyd He did the George Michael Bluth sad walk to midfield
Mark Ennis [7:20 PM]:
Nebraska has the ball at midfield with :04 left. Will throw a hail mary to try and avoid a home loss to Northwestern.
jokastrength [7:20 PM]:
Has anyone ever seen the line judges that far on the field?
Ian Boyd [7:20 PM]:
@runthedive Come back to Austin Will!
Peter Berkes [7:20 PM]:
Hail Mary incoming on BTN for Nebraska-Northwestern
Peter Berkes [7:20 PM]:
Will Muschamp looks like a broken man
Mark Ennis [7:19 PM]:
Florida-Georgia just shy of 4 hours.
Steven Godfrey [7:19 PM]:
Arkansas was just called for leaping on a punt. That gives Auburn a first down and the ball back, but they’ll just kneel on it to end the half. 14-3 Tigers.
Spencer Hall [7:19 PM]:
Even the refs are laughing at this.
Jason Kirk [7:19 PM]:
And like a million others.
Ian Boyd [7:19 PM]:
@runthedive I picked Texas to win 9-10 games but underachieve overall
Jason Kirk [7:18 PM]:
Todd Gurley unsportsmanlike, his second.
Ian Boyd [7:18 PM]:
@runthedive I thought about picking Baylor but chose OSU
Mark Ennis [7:18 PM]:
Still think Muschamp will get next year, but he’ll clearly enter the season knowing it’s do or die.
Peter Berkes [7:18 PM]:
One time I predicted TCU would win the Big 12. I’m smart.
Ian Boyd [7:16 PM]:
Florida loses game on personal foul. Win ugly, lose ugly
jokastrength [7:16 PM]:
hey there is that game killing PF for FL
jokastrength [7:15 PM]:
Man, MINN will kill someone in a game. It will be annoying, sad, and predictable.
Mark Ennis [7:15 PM]:
West Virginia tops TCU 30-27 in OT on Josh Lambert's FG. At 3-6, TCU's bowl streak dating back to 2004 is in serious danger.
— Chuck Carlton (@ChuckCarltonDMN) November 2, 2013
Steven Godfrey [7:15 PM]:
Auburn starting a drive with 2:40 left on their own 1. ’Bout to see some non-denominational, profanity-free swag from Gus.
Steven Godfrey [7:14 PM]:
I’m a SEC grad living in SEC country primarily covering the SEC, and I’d just love to see Minnesota stomp some Speed Country ass in a Florida New Year’s Day bowl.
Ian Boyd [7:12 PM]:
@JHouse I argued fiercely for keeping the shirt on, especially if this is how we were going to waste it…
Mark Ennis [7:12 PM]:
Nebraska will get the ball but has no timeouts left.
JHouse [7:12 PM]:
@Ian Boyd such a wasted redshirt. But if you’re Mack, what do you have to lose?
Mark Ennis [7:11 PM]:
Northwestern hits a glorified extra point to take a 24-21 lead at Nebraska with 1:20 left in the game.
Steven Godfrey [7:11 PM]:
That’s likely 12 quarters without a touchdown for Arkansas.
Oh No Romo [7:11 PM]:
Northwestern takes the lead with a field goal
Steven Godfrey [7:11 PM]:
…and Auburn stuffs them.
Jason Kirk [7:11 PM]:
Steven Godfrey [7:11 PM]:
Arkansas is facing a 4th and goal on the 1, and they’re going for it.
jokastrength [7:11 PM]:
Man, for those who are UGA fans… #27 should not have been able to do that.
Ian Boyd [7:11 PM]:
Somehow playing Kansas, Texas only managed to get Swoopes 3 passing opportunities
Mark Ennis [7:09 PM]:
West Virginia wins in overtime at TCU.
Ian Boyd [7:09 PM]:
3rd and 7, give it to Gurley
Jason Kirk [7:08 PM]:
Via @hustlebelt, Toledo: 
Ian Boyd [7:08 PM]:
Florida isn’t remotely concerned about that Murray keep threat
Mark Ennis [7:07 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman great minds and stuff.
Ian Boyd [7:06 PM]:
Last two 3rd down runs they’ve hit Gurley behind the LOS and still he’s made it
Steven Godfrey [7:06 PM]:
Alex Collins. He’s good.
Oh No Romo [7:06 PM]:
Tommy Armstrong has been picked off three times today.
Rodger Sherman [7:06 PM]:
way to be mark
Rodger Sherman [7:06 PM]:
TCU's going to try a 62-yard field goal in overtime.
— Jamie (@chuckycrater) November 2, 2013
Mark Ennis [7:06 PM]:
TCU misses a 62-yard — yes 62 yards — field goal in OT.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) November 2, 2013
jokastrength [7:06 PM]:
Is JJ Green hurt?
Spencer Hall [7:06 PM]:
When you have a walk-on wide receiver out there, you want to give him that ten yard cushion
Mark Ennis [7:05 PM]:
Northwestern picks off Nebraska deep in cornhuskers territory. 2:11 left in the game, Northwestern has second and goal at the Nebraska 2 yard line./
Ian Boyd [7:05 PM]:
Is there a more desperate existence than trying to keep Gurley from picking up first downs?
Jason Kirk [7:05 PM]:
Chipper’s being real Peak Georgia right now.
Jason Kirk [7:05 PM]:
Holy crap! What happened? Went to Moes, 23-10. Heads up, jean short clad Gator fans flocking back into stadium. I'd b running #3 every down.
— Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) November 2, 2013
Ryan Nanni [7:04 PM]:
Florida’s 10 yard cushion appears to be ineffective.
jokastrength [7:02 PM]:
Any one else confuse Rome and Drew for no apparent reason?
Steven Godfrey [7:02 PM]:
Auburn’s scoring drives are averaging about 24/seconds a clip on plays. Arkansas is over double the TOP and trails by 11. This gimmicky shit will never catch on…
Jason Kirk [7:01 PM]:
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:01 PM]:
These teams are having a competition to see who can shoot themselves in the foot the most times without flinching
jokastrength [7:01 PM]:
@Jason Kirk part of the master plan?
Mark Ennis [7:00 PM]:
Murphy’s got to just get rid of it on a blitz that hectic.
Ian Boyd [7:00 PM]:
Murphy looked nearly great on that fade
Jason Kirk [6:58 PM]:
After about 20 minutes of deliberating, Georgia surrenders a fourth-down conversion due to too many men on the field.
jokastrength [6:58 PM]:
12 men on the field after a TO… ha y’all thought only Florida did big dumb football
Mark Ennis [6:58 PM]:
Georgia comes out of a freaking timeout with 12 men on the field and it converts 4th and 2 at midfield.
Jason Kirk [6:57 PM]:
Steven Godfrey [6:56 PM]:
Tre Mason, 4 yard touchdown run. We’re one more Arkansas misstep from the blowout everyone expected.
Steven Godfrey [6:56 PM]:
More on that onsides kick – Arkansas had their kicker and gunners standing around talking, and then rushed to the kick. So I guess that’s the Statue of Liberty of onsides kicks.
Clay Wendler [6:55 PM]:

Mark Ennis [6:54 PM]:
We’re at three and a half hours in Jacksonville and there’s still 9:46 left in the game.
Steven Godfrey [6:53 PM]:
The flag is offsides on Arkansas, so Auburn has 1st and 10 on the Arkansas 38. That’s certainly some kind of strategy.
Mark Ennis [6:53 PM]:
If you’re Florida and UGA hasn’t done a thing this half, wouldn’t you punt it here?
Steven Godfrey [6:53 PM]:
Arkansas goes for the onsides kick. There’s a flag down.
jokastrength [6:52 PM]:
FUCK IS THAT ANOTHER ACL?
Ryan Nanni [6:51 PM]:
Option to the short side, you are the idiot’s catnip.
Mark Ennis [6:51 PM]:
Michigan points total vs MSU under Dantonio: 28, 21, 20, 17, 14, 12 and 6.
— Mike Wilson (@MikeWScout) November 2, 2013
Steven Godfrey [6:49 PM]:
Riots in Ozark Country!
Steven Godfrey [6:49 PM]:
Arkansas kicks a field goal! The 11-quarter scoreless streak is OVER.
Rodger Sherman [6:49 PM]:
minnesota fails to pick up a fake punt! Collapsin’, y’all.
Rodger Sherman [6:48 PM]:
Minnesota was up 35-13 on Indiana, now 35-33 and Indiana has the ball
Mark Ennis [6:47 PM]:
win
Mark Ennis [6:47 PM]:
Notre Dame stops Navy on 4th down and is going to escape with a 38-34 wion.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:46 PM]:
How is that a gimmick play?
Rodger Sherman [6:46 PM]:
first down via helmet removal!
eightyseven [6:46 PM]:
Who needs helmets
jokastrength [6:45 PM]:
Rodger- UGA ignored a live ball, UGA ignored a defender blitzing when on the 2… a lot UGA derp
Mark Ennis [6:45 PM]:
Brutal fumble by Navy. Lose ten yards on 2nd down around the Notre Dame 40 yard line. Facing a 3rd and 14
Spencer Hall [6:44 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman I’ve watched the whole thing and couldn’t tell you
Rodger Sherman [6:44 PM]:
summary: how did florida do this
Ian Boyd [6:41 PM]:
3 point game!?
Steven Godfrey [6:41 PM]:
Auburn CB Chris Davis gets flagged for roughness to keep an Arkansas drive alive, and Gus is pointing and screaming at him, a good four feet off the sideline.
Ian Boyd [6:40 PM]:
flipping to Florida
Mark Ennis [6:40 PM]:
Navy returns the kickoff to midfield. Has the ball down 38-34 at Notre Dame with 3:38 remaining.
eightyseven [6:40 PM]:
chaos errwurr
Luke Zimmermann [6:40 PM]:
Brian Kelly REALLY loves his country.
Spencer Hall [6:39 PM]:
Michigan’s bleeding. Literally.
Steven Godfrey [6:39 PM]:
Brandon Allen is back at QB, and is run out of bounds. Auburn’s DEs are scary.
Ian Boyd [6:38 PM]:
MSU turning this into a blowout
Rodger Sherman [6:38 PM]:
CONSENSUS: the OL celebration comes from wrestling http://i.imgur.com/FYq7M.gif%20
Ryan Nanni [6:38 PM]:
dammit you all woke me up from a pretty solid nap.
Steven Godfrey [6:37 PM]:
Good effort by the pigs to run the hurry up.. What a joke that guy is.
— Jason Dufner (@JasonDufner) November 2, 2013
Mark Ennis [6:37 PM]:
I do not remember a streak like this.Arkansas has now given up 111 unanswered points.
— Jim Dunaway (@jimdunaway) November 2, 2013
Steven Godfrey [6:36 PM]:
Arkansas running DOUBLE the plays of Auburn, 19-8. WHY ARE YOU ENDANGERING THESE CHILDREN, BERT?
Jason Kirk [6:36 PM]:
Mark Ennis [6:35 PM]:
For the first time all season RT @Mengus22: We got us a game in Jacksonville.
— Ben Swain (@thedevilwolf) November 2, 2013
vlad3217 [6:35 PM]:
@Clay Wendler as #B1G as it gets.
Oh No Romo [6:35 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Maybe Damien Anderson has some eligibility left.
Mark Ennis [6:34 PM]:
We got us a game.
Ian Boyd [6:34 PM]:
Gardner may be out
Patrick Vint [6:34 PM]:
Can’t believe Fitzgerald is mad about an honest mistake injuring someone’s leg. That’s so out of character for him.
Clay Wendler [6:34 PM]:

DKNG [6:34 PM]:
Three hours after starting the game, WLOCP starts the fourth quarter.
Rodger Sherman [6:34 PM]:
northwestern literally out of running backs.
Oh No Romo [6:34 PM]:
Another injured running back for Northwestern
Steven Godfrey [6:33 PM]:
Auburn kicks the PAT and UPDATE: NO SWINGING GATE FORMATION.
Patrick Vint [6:33 PM]:
Steven Godfrey [6:32 PM]:
Tre Mason walks in for the first score. 7-0, Auburn.
Steven Godfrey [6:32 PM]:
Brandon Allen is now running around the sidelines. No official word, but he looks to be OK.
Steven Godfrey [6:31 PM]:
Arkansas fumbles inside their own 30. They’re running all over Auburn but have nothing to show for it.
Jason Kirk [6:30 PM]:
Michigan State’s Big Ten division title odds will now be something like 96 percent, according to Bill C.: http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/10/31/5046590/big-ten-standings-legends-michigan-state
Mark Ennis [6:30 PM]:
Missouri cornerback EJ Gaines dressed and going through pregame drills. Hasn't played since 2nd qt at Georgia Oct. 12
— Dave Matter (@Dave_Matter) November 2, 2013
Ian Boyd [6:29 PM]:
Gardner picked on the goal line, they’ve been pressing Gallon more this half
Ian Boyd [6:29 PM]:
@JoshJGT Anyone else remember those toys?
Mark Ennis [6:29 PM]:
Michigan has played like six completely different football teams this season. Every one them would have made Bo Schembechler vomit.
— Sam Walker (@SamWalkers) November 2, 2013
Jason Kirk [6:28 PM]:
Devin Gardner tackled behind the line of scrimmage.
JoshJGT [6:28 PM]:
@Ian Boyd …as a crash test dummy?
Ian Boyd [6:28 PM]:
Especially if Michigan has an OL in that future
Ian Boyd [6:28 PM]:
If Gardner survives this game I think he has a bright future
Jason Kirk [6:27 PM]:
Mark Ennis [6:27 PM]:
Western Kentucky beat Navy.
Mark Ennis [6:26 PM]:
Navy just scored to take a 34-31 lead over Notre Dame.
JHouse [6:26 PM]:
Florida offense within 4 FGs of a win here boys!
Jason Kirk [6:25 PM]:
| 3 | 1:19 |
| Georgia | 23 |
| Florida | TWELVE #WEIRDSCORIN’ |
jokastrength [6:25 PM]:
furk
Spencer Hall [6:24 PM]:
Mark Dantonio is working so hard to keep this at the perfect Dantonio score of 22 points.
Steven Godfrey [6:24 PM]:
Brandon Allen announced as having an injured right leg, no indication on his return.
vlad3217 [6:24 PM]:
Definitely just called him Denard.
Mark Ennis [6:23 PM]:
Pat Fitzgerald just punted from Nebraska’s 40 yard line.
Ian Boyd [6:22 PM]:
Say what you want about the Gator offense but that team can sure punt
Steven Godfrey [6:22 PM]:
Two hurry up runs from Auburn takes the ball from the 19 to the 43.
Ian Boyd [6:20 PM]:
I love the shot of the Gator LT stepping back and then having the “where’s everyone else?” look on his face
Steven Godfrey [6:20 PM]:
Arkansas burned 6:20 off the clock almost entirely on jumbo-set runs. Watch Gus run a double reverse pass for a 1 play TD drive, just cuz.
Jason Kirk [6:19 PM]:
After the scrum, the flags: Harvey-Clemons (UGA) horse collar; Jenkins & Herrera (UGA) unsprtsmnlke, Harrison & T.Brown (UF), unsprtsmnlke.
— Jason Lieser (@PBPjasonlieser) November 2, 2013
Ian Boyd [6:19 PM]:
@DKNG Isn’t that Florida’s entire team?
Mark Ennis [6:19 PM]:
Florida can’t just keep overthrowing first down and then running Iso-weak on 2nd down every time.
DKNG [6:19 PM]:
This is the point of the WLOCP where I wish goons were an accepted part of football.
jokastrength [6:18 PM]:
@spencer they probably could have called more.
Ian Boyd [6:18 PM]:
Then Florida QB misses an open receiver on the goal line
Steven Godfrey [6:18 PM]:
Auburn’s red zone defense is crazy good/lucky/good
Spencer Hall [6:18 PM]:
I’ve never seen quadruple-offsetting personal foul penalties
jokastrength [6:18 PM]:
5- 15 yard penalties on one play…
Ian Boyd [6:18 PM]:
flipped to WLOCP and the tiniest Florida player is in the face of the Bulldog bench
Steven Godfrey [6:18 PM]:
Annnnnd Derby’s first pass is picked off, Dee Ford on the tip.
Ian Boyd [6:16 PM]:
I think this game is essentially over but a Sparty TD here seals it
Steven Godfrey [6:15 PM]:
AJ Derby is in at QB for Arkansas. With 9:48 left in the first, Auburn hasn’t touched the ball yet.
Mark Ennis [6:15 PM]:
Georgia is coming unglued.
Ian Boyd [6:14 PM]:
Connor Cook is solid with touch throws
Ian Boyd [6:14 PM]:
Great play by MSU, barely beat the blitz, barely beat the coverage
Steven Godfrey [6:14 PM]:
Cart is already out on the field, wow. Looks like he had an ankle or foot stepped on.
Steven Godfrey [6:13 PM]:
Brandon Allen is down for Arkansas. Got leveled on a QB scramble
jokastrength [6:13 PM]:
Checks Facebook— sees people calling for Richt to be fired… sigh.
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy [6:12 PM]:
Watching WVU play football is like watching a fat kid trying to squeeze through a window
Spencer Hall [6:12 PM]:
@Jason Kirk He did! He does curse, it’s just the occasional PG level profanity.
Jason Kirk [6:11 PM]:
@DKNG I thought the same thing!
Ian Boyd [6:11 PM]:
because the safeties converge on the QB so quickly
Ian Boyd [6:10 PM]:
MSU’s Cover-4 makes even the Gardner-read run plays useless
Mark Ennis [6:10 PM]:
Let Florida somehow get points on this drive.
Steven Godfrey [6:10 PM]:
Arkansas converts a first down using the Wildcat, and a cold Giggity wind blows off the Ozarks….
Ian Boyd [6:10 PM]:
Next UofM turnover on D needs to get all the way into the EZ
Mark Ennis [6:08 PM]:
Florida looks…alive.
DKNG [6:08 PM]:
Did Mark Richt just say “This is bullshit”?
Steven Godfrey [6:08 PM]:
No TD for Arkansas, brings up a 3rd and 1 and lotsa boos
Ian Boyd [6:08 PM]:
Not sure it would make a difference, but Michigan stacking its WRs seems counterproductive given it delays WRs getting into their routes
— Smart Football (@smartfootball) November 2, 2013
Spencer Hall [6:08 PM]:
Swingin’ and tusslin’ in Jacksonville!
Oh No Romo [6:07 PM]:
Nebraska gets the pick six and they’re an extra point away from tying
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy [6:07 PM]:
TRICKETT TURN UP
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:07 PM]:
@vlad3217 That’s his rubenesque side
Patrick Vint [6:07 PM]:
FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN NEBRASKA
Steven Godfrey [6:07 PM]:
Arkansas has a TD pass, maybe. It’s under review.
vlad3217 [6:07 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Now you understand Gardner’s pain.
Ian Boyd [6:07 PM]:
@runthedive I think MSU’s even missing a starting DT who’s not a bad pass rusher
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:07 PM]:
@vlad3217 That
Patrick Vint [6:07 PM]:
Treyvon Green goes over 100 yards again.,
vlad3217 [6:06 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Bert has a non-fat side?
Peter Berkes [6:06 PM]:
Michigan just has no time to do anything but get tackled behind the line. This is crazy.
Ian Boyd [6:06 PM]:
@vlad3217 I was so confused
vlad3217 [6:06 PM]:
@Ian Boyd wierd that was supposed to reply to Oleksiy, not you.
Steven Godfrey [6:05 PM]:
Arkansas is running the ball very well early. Grossly unbalanced lines with blocking WRs on the fat side.
Ian Boyd [6:05 PM]:
@vlad3217 Goodbyes to what?
vlad3217 [6:05 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Say your goodbyes :’(
Jason Kirk [6:05 PM]:
Ah, Devin Gardner tackled behind the line of scrimmage.
Mark Ennis [6:05 PM]:
3rd and 25 for Michigan. Second 3rd and more than 20 yards today.
Jason Kirk [6:04 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Thank you.
Ian Boyd [6:04 PM]:
@Clay Wendler I would contend Texas has the most athletic DL in college football. That’s my opening argument
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy [6:04 PM]:
Is Devin Gardner going to die? :(((((
groggydog [6:04 PM]:
MichiganStateFansPunchEachOther.gif
Mark Ennis [6:03 PM]:
And Navy just took a 27-24 lead with 14:56 left to go at Notre Dame.
Clay Wendler [6:03 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:03 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Some NCAA 13 shit.
Ian Boyd [6:03 PM]:
This game maybe more like 1/2
Ian Boyd [6:03 PM]:
I think about 1/5 of Michigan’s play-action attempts end with Gardner turning around and seeing a wave of foes coming at him
vlad3217 [6:03 PM]:
I’m real glad Wisco doesn’t have to play MSU this year.
Mark Ennis [6:03 PM]:
ARE WE ALLOWED TO DO THAT?
— Sam Dakota (@thesamdakota) November 2, 2013
Jason Kirk [6:03 PM]:
Hey, Devin Gardner tackled behind the line of scrimmage.
vlad3217 [6:02 PM]:
@Jason Kirk At least he didn’t try to throw it?
Pete Volk [6:02 PM]:
Um New Mexico State is laying a BEATDOWN on Louisiana-Lafayette, which is a shocker
Jason Kirk [6:02 PM]:
Oh hey, Devin Gardner tackled behind the line of scrimmage.
Ian Boyd [6:02 PM]:
Devin Gardner immediately gets into a heap of trouble
Mark Ennis [6:02 PM]:
goal
Mark Ennis [6:02 PM]:
Florida in great shape to go ahead and kick a field goak.
Peter Berkes [6:01 PM]:
MSU’s offense is trying to get Michigan back in this game
Jason Kirk [6:01 PM]:
Michigan State turnover. Michigan touchdown surely coming!
vlad3217 [6:01 PM]:
If your offense doesn’t get it done, just gain field position via your defense.
Ian Boyd [6:01 PM]:
Here’s that Michigan D turnover they’ve desperately needed
Ian Boyd [6:01 PM]:
@runthedive yep
Patrick Vint [6:00 PM]:
Northwestern is punting again. Even the teams that don’t play defense in the Big Ten end up in #battlepunts
Peter Berkes [6:00 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Is that Jeffcoat?
Spencer Hall [6:00 PM]:
At this point I believe Mark Richt is trying to keep Will Muschamp employed
Rodger Sherman [6:00 PM]:
Whaley’s last TD: 
vlad3217 [6:00 PM]:
rimshot
Ian Boyd [6:00 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman He was like 230 in high school, 250 by the time he reached campus. Very quick 290 now
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy [6:00 PM]:
Does Rasheed Marshall have any eligibility? Make the call, Holgo
jokastrength [6:00 PM]:
man.. that is going the be an unfortunate gif for lynch.
vlad3217 [6:00 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman But he’s so good at running it back.
Peter Berkes [5:59 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Ron Dayne
Jason Kirk [5:59 PM]:
Actually, more interested in the handspring deal No. 44 is doing: 
Patrick Vint [5:59 PM]:
Mack wanted him to play safety
Rodger Sherman [5:59 PM]:
Him or Henry Melton.
vlad3217 [5:59 PM]:
When is someone going to teach Gardner that when you’re 2/3 sacked DON’T THROW IT ONLY BAD THINGS CAN HAPPEN
Rodger Sherman [5:59 PM]:
No clue how he was a running back.
vlad3217 [5:59 PM]:
@Ian Boyd You can really see the speed in that last 20 yards. Turning on the jumbo jets.
eightyseven [5:59 PM]:
@Ian Boyd He’s more Size Husky
Jason Kirk [5:58 PM]:
@Ian Boyd All that runnin’, he’s not gonna be a “FAT” GUY for long. (He’s not FAT, just really really really really big.)
Ian Boyd [5:58 PM]:
@vlad3217 we recruited him as an RB and he ballooned before even reaching campus
vlad3217 [5:57 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Someone get out the record books.
Ian Boyd [5:57 PM]:
@Clay Wendler that’s his 2nd fat man TD this year
Clay Wendler [5:56 PM]:

Jason Kirk [5:56 PM]:
Minnesota was a 7/8-point underdog everywhere I’m seeing.
vlad3217 [5:56 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey #GoForTheKill #FightYerBallsOff
Rodger Sherman [5:56 PM]:
16-6 MSU… anybody think Michigan gets to 16 points?
Steven Godfrey [5:55 PM]:
KILL SWITCH
Steven Godfrey [5:55 PM]:
Anyone know who's the last team to win 3 straight games as a double-digit underdog? Minnesota is about to do it.
ToddFuhrman</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/RJinVegas">RJinVegas— Braden Gall (@BradenGall) November 2, 2013
Ian Boyd [5:55 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I wonder if that’s what happens when they face it in practice
vlad3217 [5:54 PM]:
Good to see everyone in here hasn’t dies from exposure
Jason Kirk [5:54 PM]:
Did Michigan just break out Michigan State’s beloved a-gap blitz?
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:53 PM]:
Gary Danielson is confused about a great many things
Patrick Vint [5:53 PM]:
Nebraska just brought in Mark Pelini at center.
Ian Boyd [5:53 PM]:
Michigan’s only hope is a turnover that leads to points
Spencer Hall [5:53 PM]:
“I don’t know what this play was.” —Gary Danielson
Mark Ennis [5:52 PM]:
Eminem has done a lot of drugs.
Steven Godfrey [5:52 PM]:
@Oh No Romo YES
Patrick Vint [5:52 PM]:
The Doak is a JOKE
Patrick Vint [5:51 PM]:
And now Will Hampton is down for Northwestern, but quickly back to his feet
Peter Berkes [5:50 PM]:
Wow the Doak is empty smh where are all the fans
Oh No Romo [5:50 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey this one?
Peter Berkes [5:50 PM]:
Smh, noles "fans" pic.twitter.com/YpgjYsqwZD
— Frank (@fgif) November 2, 2013
Patrick Vint [5:50 PM]:
Nebraska OL Jake Cotton down, but walking to sideline
Jason Kirk [5:49 PM]:
Kim Klement, USA Today: 
Oh No Romo [5:49 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey I know which one you’re talking about, but there are two that look the same.
Steven Godfrey [5:48 PM]:
That’s good, but not the winner
Patrick Vint [5:48 PM]:
Bert’s spending too much time in his glorious multi-island kitchen
Oh No Romo [5:47 PM]:
Steven Godfrey [5:45 PM]:
Crap, trying to upload this GLORIOUS BERT photo…
Steven Godfrey [5:44 PM]:
Courtesy of the fine AL DOT COM gents here with me – http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2013/11/live_updates_no_11_auburn_vs_a.html
Jason Kirk [5:44 PM]:
EVERYONE, FLORIDA IS PLAYING FOOTBALL AGAIN RIGHT NOW
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:44 PM]:
I think Sparty will make a comeback more difficult for Michigan than UConn did
Ian Boyd [5:44 PM]:
The MSU offense has been just balanced enough to start to warm up
jokastrength [5:44 PM]:
man, I hope that that the Florida Georgia Line goes away.
eightyseven [5:43 PM]:
This song makes me lament the time Nelly used to rap.
Peter Berkes [5:43 PM]:
Michigan State could go up three scores here. There’s still a lot of time left, but I’m not seeing Michigan coming back from that big of a deficit. Not sure they can now.
Jason Kirk [5:43 PM]:
Michigan State’s run game, however, appears to be coming alive
Rodger Sherman [5:42 PM]:
@Ian Boyd I don’t think the run game is coming alive.
Peter Berkes [5:42 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Well…
jokastrength [5:42 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Perhaps they took a wrong turn and had to go all the way around the damn campus and like down a fucking mountain(ish) just to get back to the spot where they wanted to park. Yes, I had issues navigating in Arkansas.
Ian Boyd [5:41 PM]:
I don’t think Michigan can win if the run game doesn’t come alive
Oh No Romo [5:40 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey Maybe they’re looking for a parking spot…
Steven Godfrey [5:39 PM]:
Yikes, there’s nobody here in Fayetteville.
Jason Kirk [5:39 PM]:
@runthedive We don’t want Devin Gardner to end up under the turf, do we
eightyseven [5:39 PM]:
Did I just hear him say twenty to thirteen (2013) is that even a thing.
Ian Boyd [5:39 PM]:
@runthedive You can’t rush the passer with the same abandon when that threat’s there
Peter Berkes [5:38 PM]:
@Ian Boyd okay sure
Ian Boyd [5:37 PM]:
@runthedive To restrain the Spartan pass rush
Jason Kirk [5:37 PM]:
Fear not, Auburn fans, Nick Marshall is starting against Arkansas: http://t.co/VYhGR1ol6u
— College and Magnolia (@CollegeAndMag) November 2, 2013
Peter Berkes [5:37 PM]:
Why is Michigan still running, like, ever
Ian Boyd [5:36 PM]:
Back to Funchess
jokastrength [5:36 PM]:
@Milk Steak that is why it was a complement in the global sense.
republicofmilk [5:36 PM]:
@Milk Steak I didn’t know Reggie Ball still had eligibility left.
Clay Wendler [5:36 PM]:

Clay Wendler [5:36 PM]:
sparty CHOP
Peter Berkes [5:36 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Ugh, enough with the Red Sox
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:35 PM]:
Announcer just complemented UVA’s qp on how much better his accuracy is now compared to early in the year. Next graphic shows 9 of 21
Patrick Vint [5:35 PM]:
Just when Northwestern thought they were done with Iowa for the year, BTN puts Chuck Long on the call this weekend.
Jason Kirk [5:34 PM]:

Peter Berkes [5:34 PM]:
@Mark Ennis There will be brutality and punts
Jason Kirk [5:34 PM]:
| 3 | 9:54 |
| Michigan | 6 |
| Michigan State | Infinity (16) |
Matthew Kenerly [5:33 PM]:
I’ve watched Wisconsin/Iowa and Michigan/Sparty back to back now. And to think, people do this kind of thing every week
Mark Ennis [5:32 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Touche.
Jason Kirk [5:32 PM]:
@Mark Ennis You’re forgetting Michigan State’s defensive scoring talents.
Mark Ennis [5:31 PM]:
Michigan State vs. Florida, the eternal scoreless tie.
jokastrength [5:30 PM]:
Upset alert, when the teams are ranked 21 and 22, wut?
Peter Berkes [5:29 PM]:
A MSU player with the number 92 just caught a pass #B1G
republicofmilk [5:29 PM]:
@Jason Kirk maybe, but Witch-Inspector Muschamp is just lurking beneath the surface there.
Jason Kirk [5:29 PM]:
Michigan State threatening another OFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN
Mark Ennis [5:28 PM]:
Texas up on Kansas just 14-6
Mark Ennis [5:26 PM]:
Florida's last offensive touchdown against Georgia came with 7:34 remaining in the first quarter. In 2011.
— Alligator Army (@AlligatorArmy) November 2, 2013
Rodger Sherman [5:25 PM]:
FAU is playing today. That’s gotta be fun.
Mark Ennis [5:25 PM]:
Won't reveal the source, but someone just compared Bielema in his white jacket to the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Now that you mention it …
— Kevin Scarbinsky (@KevinScarbinsky) November 2, 2013
Steven Godfrey [5:24 PM]:
sorry, main press box, not broadcast…
Jason Kirk [5:24 PM]:
@republicofmilk There’s like a 10% chance Muschamp has ever heard of witches.
Steven Godfrey [5:24 PM]:
Good lord, there are dueling live radio broadcasts inside the main broadcast, both dedicated to the Malzahn/BERT handshake #Arkansas
republicofmilk [5:23 PM]:
Do you think WM has ever accused someone of witchcraft?
Mark Ennis [5:22 PM]:
There's a #TexasTech student dressed as "Mrs. Kingsbury" — complete with full-on wedding dress and headset.
— Aaron Dickens (@AaronDickens) November 2, 2013
eightyseven [5:22 PM]:
UGA WATCH
Jason Kirk [5:21 PM]:
Via BBS, Florida fans are already leaving 
| Half | |
| Georgia | 23 |
| Florida | ADVERSITY |
jokastrength [5:21 PM]:
Fake it
Steven Godfrey [5:20 PM]:
HEY HEY
Mark Ennis [5:19 PM]:
Gators WR Quinton Dunbar has 3 receptions for 86 yds. One of those catches was for 82.
— Jason Lieser (@PBPjasonlieser) November 2, 2013
Oh No Romo [5:18 PM]:
Ugly punt by Nebraska.
TheBigCat2192 [5:18 PM]:
you know, there is a man on the Florida staff with head coaching exeperience #comeplayeverythingfortheJoker
Jason Kirk [5:18 PM]:
Live from the throwdown:
BREAKING: A fleeting "hey buddy" between Gus & BERT. Brief shoulder grab, not even a HEY BRO half-hug
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) November 2, 2013
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy [5:17 PM]:
@Spencer Hall because you have not mastered the power of Handsome
Spencer Hall [5:17 PM]:
Watch Georgia score here
Mark Ennis [5:16 PM]:
Hahaha worst intentional grounding I’ve ever seen.
Jason Kirk [5:15 PM]:
Failed fourth-down conversion by Florida has Georgia set up to score again before the break.
eightyseven [5:15 PM]:
Holy crap it’s only first half in Athens.
Mark Ennis [5:13 PM]:
My father seethed with hate for Buck Belue until the day he died.
Mark Ennis [5:12 PM]:
@Spencer Hall they employed Bobby knight and Billy Gillispie for a season, let them have this.
Jason Kirk [5:11 PM]:
And like every game is going to halftime, meaning everyone in the world can watch Florida consider a fourth-down try.
Luke Zimmermann [5:11 PM]:
@jokastrength Oh. my. god
Spencer Hall [5:10 PM]:
Why is everything so happy in Lubbock and so sad where I am
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy [5:09 PM]:
If Navy wins this game I’m enlisting
Mark Ennis [5:06 PM]:
Pregame lunch in Lubbock: chicken-fried steak and Jerry Reed singing the Smokey and the Bandit theme while watching football.
— Chuck Carlton (@ChuckCarltonDMN) November 2, 2013
jokastrength [5:04 PM]:
Florida needs to simplify the offense:
Ian Boyd [5:04 PM]:
I think Muschamp considers 5-wide fullbacks to be an actual philosophy
Mark Ennis [5:04 PM]:
Tommy Rees just threw an interception. What I’m saying is, today is Saturday.
Peter Berkes [5:02 PM]:
Holy sh—, Mark Dantonio just smiled
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy [5:02 PM]:
And then a pick. It’s OK Trickett, I still you with all my heart
Ian Boyd [5:02 PM]:
Devin Gardner was almost sacked kneeling the ball
Peter Berkes [5:02 PM]:
Todd Blackledge’s East Lansing taste of the town segment was filmed nearly 100 miles away from East Lansing.
Mark Ennis [5:01 PM]:
“Damnit, Jim. I’m a sailor, not a kicker.”
Mark Ennis [5:01 PM]:
And Navy misses the PAT.
Adam Jacobi [5:01 PM]:
(PAT flies harmlessly to the right)
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy [5:00 PM]:
DAT BOY TRICKETT SLINGIN DAT FOOTBALL MAN OH MAN
Mark Ennis [5:00 PM]:
Navy scores again, leads Notre Dame 20-17 with the PAT pending.
jokastrength [5:00 PM]:
So, Gurley is like a track car at this point?
Peter Berkes [4:59 PM]:
TD MICHIGAN STATE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Ian Boyd [4:59 PM]:
That was a great throw for the Sparty TD
OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy [4:58 PM]:
WVU-TCU is the death of football. GIT EM TRICKETT.
Brian Towle [4:58 PM]:
Huskers answer with the Enunwa TD catch. 21-14 NW.
Mark Ennis [4:57 PM]:
Big 12 refs talking fancy
"This timeout shall be 30 seconds." So sayeth the referee, and the crowd heard it, and it was good.
— Patrick Southern (@patricksouthern) November 2, 2013
Jason Kirk [4:56 PM]:
Consecutive Michigan State first downs afoot. Hoard canned goods.
Ian Boyd [4:56 PM]:
I keep waiting for the inevitable turnover that will change this game
Jason Kirk [4:55 PM]:
| 2 | 9:54 |
| Georgia | 20 |
| Florida | NUMBER? |
Matt Ufford [4:53 PM]:
@Brian Towle BTN would cost me an extra $8.99 month on TWC. At more than $2 per Northwestern game, that’s entirely too much.
Clay Wendler [4:53 PM]:
Clay Wendler [4:53 PM]:
important harry potter jokes
Jason Kirk [4:52 PM]:
Michigan has been sacked about 18 hunnerd times and is still outgaining Michigan State by 22 yards.
Spencer Hall [4:52 PM]:
@jokastrength I don’t even know anymore
Mark Ennis [4:52 PM]:
@Spencer Hall still not as bad as this 
jokastrength [4:51 PM]:
Spencer Was that just a hand off where everyone did the wrong thing?
Jason Kirk [4:51 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Simply establish the run
Spencer Hall [4:51 PM]:
Florida just tried to run a play-action pass to a tight end we don’t have.
hummerx [4:50 PM]:
“Oh that didn’t look right”-Gary summing up this Florida game pretty well
Mark Ennis [4:50 PM]:
#Death RT @PBPjasonlieser: #ItsGreatUF might be a little off for this season's official hashtag. What would you guys go with now?
— TUG (@UnsportsmanGent) November 2, 2013
Adam Jacobi [4:49 PM]:
Michigan banking in a field goal is a JOKE
Jason Kirk [4:49 PM]:
| 2 | 3:22 |
| Michigan | “Six” in Latin or whatever |
| Michigan State | GRUNTY SIX |
Mark Ennis [4:49 PM]:
@georgiabulldawgs16 no his eyes are sweating.
Brian Towle [4:49 PM]:
@mattufford You don’t have it?
Jason Kirk [4:48 PM]:
Oh, hey, Devin Gardner was tackled behind the line of scrimmage.
Matt Ufford [4:48 PM]:
DOINK
Matt Ufford [4:48 PM]:
Wolverines just lost 8 running the ball on 3rd and 2.
georgiabulldawgs16 [4:48 PM]:
Was Hoke crying?
Matt Ufford [4:47 PM]:
@Brian Towle bah, that’s what i was afraid of.
Jason Kirk [4:47 PM]:
Patrick Vint [4:46 PM]:
@mattufford Big Ten Network. So only the good part of the nation.
Brian Towle [4:46 PM]:
@mattufford main BTN feed.
Matt Ufford [4:46 PM]:
@Brian Towle is that game on nationally?
jokastrength [4:46 PM]:
herrera hurt?
Mark Ennis [4:46 PM]:
Florida has…a slight pulse.
Brian Towle [4:46 PM]:
21-7 NW after a pick and a bunch of missed tackles. Doors are SLAMMING in Lincoln.
Patrick Vint [4:45 PM]:
This Florida staff actually includes a Joker.
Charlie Gebow [4:45 PM]:
This horse walking into a bar is a JOKE
Jason Kirk [4:45 PM]:
That poor girl.
Jason Kirk [4:45 PM]:
Via @WillBrinson: 
Spencer Hall [4:45 PM]:
This offense is not a joke because jokes are funny, and bring joy.
wahoocrew [4:45 PM]:
There’s a little kid in front of Scott Stadium press box yelling “Throw the ball London” over and over again. Then Watford throws an INT.
— Cavs Journal (@CavsJournal) November 2, 2013
Adam Jacobi [4:45 PM]:
This knock-knock routine is a JOKE
jokastrength [4:44 PM]:
You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means
Charlie Gebow [4:44 PM]:
“This maginot line is a JOKE”
Mark Ennis [4:44 PM]:
@Patrick Vint HE’S GOT JOKES
Charlie Gebow [4:44 PM]:
JOKE
Patrick Vint [4:44 PM]:
This guy likes jokes
Patrick Vint [4:43 PM]:
Florida Gators OL is a JOKE
— Kevin Johnson (@kjohnson3662) November 2, 2013
Patrick Vint [4:43 PM]:
This Gators defense is a JOKE
— Kevin Johnson (@kjohnson3662) November 2, 2013
Patrick Vint [4:43 PM]:
@pat_dooley this staff is a JOKE
— Kevin Johnson (@kjohnson3662) November 2, 2013
Jason Kirk [4:43 PM]:
@Ian Boyd They might’ve just been cheering the ball making it off the field in one piece
Ian Boyd [4:42 PM]:
Sparty fans cheered thinking they drew a “roughing the passer” actually got hit with intentional grounding
Rodger Sherman [4:42 PM]:

Patrick Vint [4:41 PM]:
@Mark Ennis #ThugMaterial
Spencer Hall [4:41 PM]:
Navy up 14-10 on Notre Dame, both point totals Will Muschamp cannot fathom.
Jason Kirk [4:41 PM]:
Decent weirdscorin’: Arizona has 12 points!
Mark Ennis [4:40 PM]:
“@kjohnson3662” responds to every single tweet @SBNationCFB sends and all of his responses are obnoxious.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:40 PM]:
I love the cheer from the Sparty crowd when they realize their run may make it back to the line of scrimage
Brian Towle [4:40 PM]:
Nebraska with a 3 and out on Defense EASY NOW.
jokastrength [4:38 PM]:
4th and 48. Never forget the 3rd and 57. 
Charlie Gebow [4:38 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Coulda just pointed at Muschamp. same desired effect\
Jason Kirk [4:37 PM]:
Believe Aaron Murray just pointed at the scoreboard in response to some Florida jabberin’. He went scoreboard with 44:42 to go.
Ian Boyd [4:37 PM]:
@Mark Ennis lol
Mark Ennis [4:37 PM]:
There were two Whole Foods between Michigan's line of scrimmage and the first down marker
— Matt Sussman (@suss2hyphens) November 2, 2013
Jason Kirk [4:37 PM]:
That Michigan State corner taking out both a lead blocker and the ball-carrier with one motion <3
Patrick Vint [4:36 PM]:
4th and 48. #B1G
Ian Boyd [4:35 PM]:
Michigan’s getting WR’s open downfield, just can’t protect long enough to take advantage
Rodger Sherman [4:35 PM]:
THIRD AND 30-PLUS YARDS ALERT
Mark Ennis [4:35 PM]:
Gardner was just tackled by the flailing legs of his offensive tackle.
Patrick Vint [4:34 PM]:
/Brady Hoke guitar solo
Patrick Vint [4:34 PM]:
“Send the shotgun snap/spiraling over your brain”
Jason Kirk [4:34 PM]:
Michigan just achieved the ultra-rare snappunt.
jokastrength [4:33 PM]:
how odd would it be for UGA to beat Baylor to the 1k club.
Ian Boyd [4:33 PM]:
Gardner’s at the bottom of a whole heap of trouble
Mark Ennis [4:33 PM]:
Georgia is currently on pace for 1,036 yards.
— Cody Jones (@CJonesScout) November 2, 2013
Brian Towle [4:32 PM]:
A full hour to play one Q in Lincoln? Gah.
Mark Ennis [4:32 PM]:
Terrible ass North Carolina and terrible ass North Carolina State talking a ton of shit back and forth after today’s game. It’s really wonderful.
Ian Boyd [4:32 PM]:
@jokastrength Looks like he’s fine anyways
Ian Boyd [4:32 PM]:
Their willingness to use Gardner is essential to running the ball
jokastrength [4:32 PM]:
Ian- UGA hadn’t lost a TE this year. Still got a spare there!
Matt Ufford [4:32 PM]:
6-3 in Mich/Mich State? This game could hit the over! (The over is 17, yes?)
Ian Boyd [4:31 PM]:
Michigan made a run for positive gain!
Brian Towle [4:29 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman I’m still not sober from all those misspellings on the Q and A I sent you.
Adam Jacobi [4:29 PM]:
I wrote that.
DKNG [4:29 PM]:
@Spencer They had multiple staff meetings about it.
DKfromVA [4:28 PM]:
Even as a FSU fan and Bud Elliott minion, I have to say it’s mean of Jason to make Spencer and CHT suffer through live commenting of WLOCP. And roll tide.
Ian Boyd [4:28 PM]:
The last good, healthy Georgia WR just went down, TE Lynch
Mark Ennis [4:28 PM]:
Morrison just killed himself and Lynch.
Jason Kirk [4:27 PM]:
Spencer Hall [4:27 PM]:
The amazing repeating thing about Florida is that they did any of this on purpose.
Rodger Sherman [4:26 PM]:
@Brian Towle don’t speak ill of the HEROES
Patrick Vint [4:26 PM]:
#CHAOSTEAM (TM Adam Jacobi Enterprises) causin’ chaos.
Ian Boyd [4:25 PM]:
The growth of Michigan’s young star CB’s will be a big factor to watch for next season
Brian Towle [4:25 PM]:
This is going to be one EPIC battle on the day after Thanksgiving as Nebraska and Iowa battle for a berth in the Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl, my friends.
eightyseven [4:25 PM]:
Hi Gurley, bye Gurley.
Jason Kirk [4:24 PM]:
“AND THAT’S ANOTHERRRR MICHIGAN STATE …” “…?” ANOTHERRR MICHIGAN STAAATE…" “/shrugs” “JUST SAY FIRST DOWWWWN” “What?” “WE GOT ANOTHER FIRST DOWWWWN” “FIRST DOWWWWN”
Mark Ennis [4:23 PM]:
Eminem is looking more and more like Ellen.
Ian Boyd [4:23 PM]:
I take it back, Jake Ryan looks back to form
Jason Kirk [4:22 PM]:
| 1 | 2:13 |
| Georgia | 17 |
| Florida | @_FloridaMan |
Peter Berkes [4:22 PM]:
ALERT ALERT MICHIGAN STATE FIRST DOWN
Patrick Vint [4:21 PM]:
Batman is the only blackshirt in attendance today.
Mark Ennis [4:21 PM]:
True or false: This is the worst group of wide receivers to play in a Florida/Georgia game since at least 1990.
Oh No Romo [4:20 PM]:
Another touchdown for Northwestern. Dollar Store Batman won’t be pleased.
Jason Kirk [4:20 PM]:
Is that a robe? More like Bathman
Patrick Vint [4:20 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Went looking for Gotham, ended up in GOT HAM?
Adam Jacobi [4:20 PM]:
broke-ass batman
Ian Boyd [4:20 PM]:
Another thing about “Agents of Shield” you always know the guy from Avengers won’t die
GeneralMillsy [4:19 PM]:
@runthedive I’m pretty sure absolute value is what matters. Pretty sure.
Clay Wendler [4:19 PM]:

Clay Wendler [4:19 PM]:
worst batman ever
Mark Ennis [4:19 PM]:
Not cfb but, whoa.
Broncos HC John Fox taken to hospital with a suspected heart attack, via
mortreport</a> and me.</p>— Adam Schefter (AdamSchefter) November 2, 2013
Rodger Sherman [4:19 PM]:
Northwestern’s down to one scholarship running back.
Peter Berkes [4:19 PM]:
-21 rushing yards for Michigan in the first quarter. Is that good?
Rodger Sherman [4:18 PM]:
Handled business like we were supposed to. Don't blame us we don't make the schedule… Go Bucks #21-0
— Bradley Roby (@BradRoby_1) November 2, 2013
Ian Boyd [4:17 PM]:
Can we get a gif of Michigan fan in stupid hat doing the “touchdown” symbol?
Ian Boyd [4:16 PM]:
Wasn’t that a fumble
DKNG [4:16 PM]:
Without a headset Hoke looks like a stage dad that won’t go sit in the stands.
Charlie Gebow [4:16 PM]:
Microphones picking up Coach yelling are the best thing ever (Just listened to Sonny Dykes hit the top of his register_
Adam Jacobi [4:15 PM]:
FEWER, Erick.
Patrick Vint [4:15 PM]:
@Adam Jacobi Bo Pelini will never forgive you for leaving early
Matt Ufford [4:15 PM]:
@Patrick Vint “And it’s hard to hold a candle, on a 1-yard fullback gain.”
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:15 PM]:
This Michigan Sparty game is a butter knife fight
Mark Ennis [4:14 PM]:
Bobby Petrino now has one less win in the Georgia Dome as the coach of Western Kentucky as he did as coach of the Atlanta Falcons.
— Erick Smith (@erick_smith) November 2, 2013
Ian Boyd [4:14 PM]:
Has any team ever won a game in which they ran for negative yardage?
Adam Jacobi [4:14 PM]:
Pat, I call dibs on the Slash solo (it’s just me walking out of the stadium and not coming back)
Jason Kirk [4:14 PM]:
HERE COMES THE MICHIGAN STATE OFFENSE ONCE AGAIN
Jason Kirk [4:14 PM]:
EVERYONE
Jason Kirk [4:14 PM]:
ATTENTION
wahoocrew [4:14 PM]:
Tajh Boyd armpunt
Patrick Vint [4:13 PM]:
Seriously considering a hilarious November Rain parody song about this Michigan-MSU game
Matt Ufford [4:13 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman I appreciated it. Go Cats!
Jason Kirk [4:12 PM]:
NEGATIVE THIRTEEN combined rushing yards so far.
Matt Ufford [4:12 PM]:
@Mark Ennis #B1G
Mark Ennis [4:11 PM]:
Michigan State averaging 2 yards/carry. Michigan -2.6/carry…
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) November 2, 2013
Patrick Vint [4:11 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman @jSBNation
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:11 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Have the O line face the other direction. Unstoppable Sparty
Ian Boyd [4:11 PM]:
I recall hearing some skepticism from MSU fan that the Wolverine D would give them any trouble thanks to this QB
Jason Kirk [4:10 PM]:
Michigan State needs to develop some sort of sack-powered offense.
Rodger Sherman [4:09 PM]:
I got so excited about that Kain Colter run I accidentally tweeted it from the SB Nation account.
Ian Boyd [4:09 PM]:
Jake Ryan sighting
Charlie Gebow [4:09 PM]:
@Patrick Vint As we know, Coach Bo is very tolerant of such attitudes
Patrick Vint [4:08 PM]:
"I'm going back to the tailgate. If the defense doesn't want to be here, neither do I." – #Huskers fan near me
— Erin Sorensen (@erinsorensen) November 2, 2013
Mark Ennis [4:08 PM]:
TCU just threw a touchdown pass to take the lead over WVU in a mostly empty stadium in the battle of teams the Big 12 picked over Louisville go to hell Bob Bowlsby you jerk.
Ian Boyd [4:07 PM]:
I’m going to abandon this count, it’s clearly going to be a difficult day for Mr. Gardner
Jason Kirk [4:07 PM]:

JHouse [4:07 PM]:
@Mark Ennis only so many hours in the day, Mark. Them kids gotta study.
Ian Boyd [4:06 PM]:
Gardner in a heap of trouble: 4th time
Jason Kirk [4:06 PM]:
Michigan-Michigan State ref earned the “Golden Whistle” award for being the country’s best official last year, according to ESPN. Would anyone have ever guessed this is real? Are there watch lists? Of course there are watch lists; this is college football.
Mark Ennis [4:06 PM]:
You could make a reasonable argument that Florida does not practice offense.
Matt Ufford [4:04 PM]:
@wahoocrew those are the best kinds of slaughters
Jason Kirk [4:04 PM]:
sheepish michigan man in a wacky hat dot jpeg
TheBigCat2192 [4:04 PM]:
@Jason Kirk /punched by Brian McCann for disrespectin’ the game
wahoocrew [4:03 PM]:
@mattufford Not I. I came for the ritualistic slaughter of Virginia.
Mark Ennis [4:03 PM]:
@mattufford just like we all thought before the season began.
Matt Ufford [4:03 PM]:
So people are killing time until the big ACC matchup with this dreary Cocktail Party, huh? #SEC
Ian Boyd [4:03 PM]:
@DKNG I actually think he’d still be welcome in Austin.
Jason Kirk [4:02 PM]:
Florida still talkin smack, down 14 zip!
— Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) November 2, 2013
Charlie Gebow [4:02 PM]:
@DKNG We’re assuming they get Bowl Eligible?
DKNG [4:01 PM]:
This January 4th, Will Muschamp is going to be honored to coach in a stadium with as much history as Legion Field. Truly an honor.
Jason Kirk [4:01 PM]:
“Aaaaand, the Spartans will have to give the ball up.” We didn’t want it anyway, Todd.
Ian Boyd [4:01 PM]:
I’m suspicious that Jake Ryan has lost some explosiveness
Patrick Vint [4:01 PM]:
Northwestern’s offense against Nebraska’s defense might be as close as we get to a 2006 Big 12 game this week.
Alfie Crow [4:01 PM]:
This feels like a Jaguars game.
— BurritoBrosShits (@BurritoBrosShit) November 2, 2013
wahoocrew [4:00 PM]:
@Bobby B. Wheel We can only hope
Peter Berkes [4:00 PM]:
Florida just needs to focus on getting men on base and getting good contact
Jason Kirk [4:00 PM]:
@Ian Boyd I think you might be right.
Connor Tapp [3:59 PM]:
And with that, Florida has been mathematically eliminated from this game.
Ian Boyd [3:59 PM]:
There’s going to be some negative press in Gainesville about Muschamp tomorrow
georgiabulldawgs16 [3:59 PM]:
I feel so bad for Florida fans
Mr. Owl [3:59 PM]:
Someone should probably cover Todd Gurley.
jokastrength [3:59 PM]:
So umm… they might have showed blitz a bit early
Oh No Romo [3:59 PM]:
@jokastrength I believe that counts as a screw up then.
Jason Kirk [3:59 PM]:
| 1 | 9:19 |
| Georgia | 14 |
| Florida | facebook.com |
Robert Wheel [3:58 PM]:
UVA just tied Clemson at 7 so let’s all cheer for a good ol’ fashioned Clemsoning
wahoocrew [3:58 PM]:
The score is now tied in Charlottesville
Mark Ennis [3:58 PM]:
Oh God…
Ryan Nanni [3:58 PM]:
Do you guys think we can get CBS to show a Numb3rs rerun instead?
jokastrength [3:57 PM]:
Oh No Romo— he actually only had 55 more mins.
Jason Kirk [3:57 PM]:
Two Michigan State sacks, at least four hurries I’ve seen.
Ian Boyd [3:57 PM]:
3rd and 10, Gardner finds himself in a heap of trouble
Oh No Romo [3:57 PM]:
“I got 58 more minutes to screw up here.”
Ian Boyd [3:55 PM]:
That’s the trick of playing your safeties close and asking them to guard inside receivers. What if they’re 6-5 and awesome?
Jason Kirk [3:55 PM]:

Pete Volk [3:55 PM]:
RichRod!
Pete Volk [3:54 PM]:
Cal has their first lead in Pac-12 play this year.
— Pete Volk (@Pete_Volk) November 2, 2013
Ian Boyd [3:54 PM]:
Gardner to Funchess, it begins
ajkst1 [3:54 PM]:
Raleigh has to watch the finish of UNC-NC State before we get Florida-Georgia. This is some form of punishment isn’t it?
JHouse [3:54 PM]:
Muschamp should yell less and win more.
Jason Kirk [3:54 PM]:
Jarvis Jones blocks Florida field goal!
Oscar Gamble [3:54 PM]:
Will Muschamp just casually telling the ref “that’s bullshit, right?” Pretty sure I just saw that.
Spencer Hall [3:54 PM]:
@Jason Kirk why would anyone have to help Florida shoot itself in the face
Mark Ennis [3:53 PM]:
Florida remains the stone dumbest team in college football.
wahoocrew [3:53 PM]:
UVA HAS CROSSED MIDFIELD
Ryan Nanni [3:53 PM]:
I feel nothing.
Jason Kirk [3:53 PM]:
How surprised will you be if Jarvis Jones emerges to snuff out a Florida touchdown? Only like 25% surprised?
Ian Boyd [3:53 PM]:
@Clefo I just switched over and immediately see them run speed option for 1 yard.
ajkst1 [3:53 PM]:
Ra
Charlie Gebow [3:52 PM]:
I changed channels and somehow Florida is now on the other side of the field. Am I dead?
TheBigCat2192 [3:51 PM]:
It might be the angle but Devon Gardner looks HUGE in that GIF. Like he’s been eating pizza with Hoke
Ian Boyd [3:51 PM]:
@georgiabulldawgs16 That’s actually hilarious. He should just come back to Texas.
Jason Kirk [3:50 PM]:
georgiabulldawgs16 [3:50 PM]:
@Ian Boyd he’s never actually won this game as a player or coach
Mark Ennis [3:50 PM]:
@Jason Kirk B-1-G! B-1-G!
Jason Kirk [3:49 PM]:

Jason Kirk [3:49 PM]:
That Michigan State trick play is called Big Giants, I believe.
Peter Berkes [3:49 PM]:
Michigan State just picked up like 40 yards on a cross body pass to a fullback. Shrieking with laughter.
JHouse [3:49 PM]:
did you hear that?! longest play of the YEAR for Mich St goes to their fullback!!
Jason Kirk [3:48 PM]:
That Michigan State trick play is called Big Giants, I believe.
Ian Boyd [3:48 PM]:
Michigan St’s best passing play: throw desperately across the line of scrimmage to an unnoticed fullback
Mark Ennis [3:48 PM]:
This is #Cal's first lead since September 7th
— GoldenBlogs (@GoldenBlogs) November 2, 2013
Rodger Sherman [3:48 PM]:
*gain
jokastrength [3:48 PM]:
Have you seen the UGA D?
Rodger Sherman [3:48 PM]:
THROW TO THE FULLBACK FOR A HUGE GAME IN MICHIGAN-MICHIGAN STATE
Mark Ennis [3:48 PM]:
Now Florida’s offense gets a chance to drive right ba….I’m just kidding. They’re gonna punt.
jokastrength [3:47 PM]:
Ian- dates back to his playing days at UGA too!
Ian Boyd [3:47 PM]:
@jokastrength That’s what I thought. Not great for his future there.
Ryan Nanni [3:46 PM]:
What if I told you Florida’s great defense…wasn’t actually great? 30 For 30: You Should Have Stayed In Bed
jokastrength [3:46 PM]:
Muschamp is winless in WLOCP games.
Jason Kirk [3:46 PM]:
| 1 | 12:15 |
| Georgia | 7 |
| Florida | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Random |
Luke Zimmermann [3:46 PM]:
From the mind of Muschamp: “Let’s get Redd’s Strawberry Ale” /strawberries rain from the sky
ROFLCOPTER16 [3:46 PM]:
@Spencer Hall BREAKOUT STAR TODD GURLY
Ian Boyd [3:46 PM]:
Has Muschamp beaten Richts yet?
Rodger Sherman [3:45 PM]:
@Mark Ennis there are good guys in jacksonville?
DKNG [3:45 PM]:
I bet the Tallahassee Cheddar’s is going apeshit right now.
Spencer Hall [3:44 PM]:
Little-known Todd Gurley making an impact already. There’s, like, no tape on him whatsoever!
Ian Boyd [3:44 PM]:
Gurley’s back huh?
Mark Ennis [3:44 PM]:
Gonna be a long day for the good guys in Jacksonville :(
Rodger Sherman [3:44 PM]:
Long field goal in a horrific rain for Michigan guarantees some #CollegeKickers later.
Ryan Nanni [3:44 PM]:
I have never been so happy to not be in Jacksonville. And I am usually REALLY happy to not be in Jacksonville.
jokastrength [3:43 PM]:
UGA just had a bunch of WR on the field— but the coaches refer to them by their number.
BamaFanInHoosierLand [3:43 PM]:
I don’t know what’s worse, IU’s helmets today or the fact that I’m watching IU football.
DKNG [3:43 PM]:
@JasonKirk The hardest part about sailing your pontoon boat across the pond is keeping the Jell-O shots chilled for three weeks.
eightyseven [3:43 PM]:
How do you even pronounce Purifoy in #SEC
Ian Boyd [3:42 PM]:
Gardner finds himself in a heap of trouble for the 2nd time today. Going for a record
JHouse [3:42 PM]:
@Ian Boyd yea, I wonder why they’re playing it so safe early
Jason Kirk [3:42 PM]:
@DKNG Oh god, the trans-Atlantic jet ski arrests
ROFLCOPTER16 [3:41 PM]:
@Mark Ennis AARON MURRAY NEEDS TO RUN A 50=YARD TD
BamaFanInHoosierLand [3:41 PM]:
This will still be the largest crowd to watch a football game in Jacksonville, right?
Mark Ennis [3:41 PM]:
#Gators win toss and defer, giving us our best chance to score on the opening drive of the game.
— Michael (@g8erlaw68) November 2, 2013
Ian Boyd [3:41 PM]:
No press coverage on Michigan’s tiny #1 receiver? Weird…
DKNG [3:41 PM]:
I thought the UF/GA game was in London this year
Mark Ennis [3:40 PM]:
I AM DEAD
Mark Ennis [3:40 PM]:
AARON MURRAY ZONE READ
Ian Boyd [3:40 PM]:
About 7x per game, Gardner finds himself in a heap of trouble
Ryan Nanni [3:40 PM]:
MICHIGAN FIGHT: The Fight That’s Third Declension
ROFLCOPTER16 [3:40 PM]:
@Mark Ennis there was a twitter like that for Idaho too.
Jason Kirk [3:39 PM]:
Even the Field Goal Range line at East Lansing is filthy.
Spencer Hall [3:39 PM]:
“I don’t even know these ruffians we’re playing today.” #MichiganMan
Mark Ennis [3:39 PM]:
No.
— Sad Southern Miss (@DidUSMWinToday) November 2, 2013
Ian Boyd [3:39 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman This was pretty bad, but only rained for a quarter. I thought I was going to die.
jokastrength [3:39 PM]:
maybe they film the intro earlier? (still empty seats but not as bad)
GeneralMillsy [3:39 PM]:
@wahoocrew My condolences.
Ian Boyd [3:38 PM]:
Michigan is going to shock all with a monster offensive performance in a 21-13 victory
Rodger Sherman [3:38 PM]:
@Ian Boyd I’m told the worst game in Michigan history was vs. Northwestern in sleet back in 2008.
Passive Voice [3:38 PM]:
Verne: “we’ll have the normal full house: 82,000 plus….[crowd shot of empty seats]…once we kick off”
Jason Kirk [3:38 PM]:
Michigan is going to be completely pulverized to the tune of 9-7.
Mark Ennis [3:37 PM]:
Michigan State is going to steamroll Michigan 16-3 today.
Ian Boyd [3:37 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman I took in my first game at the Big House vs Indiana, it was exactly like that.
wahoocrew [3:37 PM]:
Ron Cherry sighting in Charlottesville
Luke Zimmermann [3:37 PM]:
It’s 43 with freezing rain in East Lansing. God bless Canada.
Rodger Sherman [3:37 PM]:
the weather at Michigan-MSU is so #B1G
Jason Kirk [3:36 PM]:
Uh-oh, Mark Dantonio’s got his NEXT QUESTION beanie on.
wahoocrew [3:36 PM]:
This is the last time we get to play Clemson until 2020
Spencer Hall [3:36 PM]:
“Sure, I’d like to go to America’s 83rd best city on a day when everything smells like clammy drawers, rent a beach house when I can’t swim in the water, and watch my horrendously presented and coached team that makes its own news and constantly raises ticket prices. That sounds great.”
Jason Kirk [3:36 PM]:
ROFLCOPTER16 [3:36 PM]:
@jokastrength It is okay, you can still be a Michigan Man in spirit.
Oh No Romo [3:35 PM]:
Was something wrong with Wolfson’s audio?
Mark Ennis [3:35 PM]:
@wahoocrew that’s actually his favorite offensive play.
Ian Boyd [3:35 PM]:
Were I Al Borges I’d plan on throwing the ball at Funchess at least 15x
wahoocrew [3:35 PM]:
Okay, I’m ready to run through a wall for Mike London
Grimey [3:34 PM]:
@Spencer Hall There are some columnists who sure as shit are gonna try
Charlie Gebow [3:34 PM]:
Oh God, Mike London is yelling at me about things being possible
jokastrength [3:34 PM]:
ROFLCopter… damn it, I don’t even own a nice blazer
Ian Boyd [3:34 PM]:
Here’s what could actually give MSU’s defense trouble today: Devin Funchess
Spencer Hall [3:34 PM]:
No one is at Florida/Georgia and you cannot blame any of them.
GeneralMillsy [3:34 PM]:
Remember when people were using VT as a quality win for Bama? LULZ
ROFLCOPTER16 [3:33 PM]:
WE ARE MICHIGAN MEN NOW
jokastrength [3:33 PM]:
So, are UGA and UF fans just going to drink outside the stadium today? got ACC Champioship level stands
Jason Kirk [3:33 PM]:
Grimey [3:33 PM]:
Jesus Christ the crowd shot behind Verne and Gary is sad
Mark Ennis [3:32 PM]:
Kentucky, Kansas, and Illinois have a combined 55 game conference losing streak.
Jason Kirk [3:32 PM]:

Ian Boyd [3:32 PM]:
Every time something with any kind of major repercussions would happen I’d be like “Why aren’t we calling Starks?”
Ian Boyd [3:31 PM]:
So this show “Agents of Shield” isn’t every plot going to be limited? Like, if it’s a major crisis shouldn’t an avenger be involved?
JHouse [3:30 PM]:
@Ian Boyd dear lord I hope not
Charlie Gebow [3:30 PM]:
@bamassippi Do you know what love is anymore?
ROFLCOPTER16 [3:30 PM]:
@bamassippi how deep are you in tears every saturday? Knee deep? Waist deep?
JHouse [3:30 PM]:
@bamassippi so, what is Hell like?
Ian Boyd [3:30 PM]:
@JHouse Logan Thomas is a common comp for Texas’ potential QB for next year, Tyrone Swoopes…
Luke Zimmermann [3:30 PM]:
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: You lost to Steve Addazio.
JHouse [3:29 PM]:
Logan Thomas, former #1 pick projection.
ROFLCOPTER16 [3:29 PM]:
Logan Thomas gonna Logan Thomas amirite peeps
Mark Ennis [3:29 PM]:
Obligatory crowd shot at kickoff for TCU/WVU courtesy of Stefan Stevenson. 
jokastrength [3:29 PM]:
Does anyone know WTF is going on in this Cigna commercial?
Spencer Hall [3:29 PM]:
At least Virginia Tech is losing to good academic schools!
Grimey [3:29 PM]:
@Mark Ennis IT’S AN ACC CELEBRATION
Mark Ennis [3:28 PM]:
Virginia Tech just fumbled driving to tie BC. Gonna lose to Duke and BC in back to back weeks.
Rodger Sherman [3:28 PM]:
@Ian Boyd just pointing out the similarities in Purdue and FAMU.
Ryan Nanni [3:28 PM]:
None of you are my real dad.
Robert Wheel [3:28 PM]:
Is this the Mike London complaint box?
Rodger Sherman [3:28 PM]:
there was not a single instant in time when i considered the possibility of illinois winning that football game.
Oh No Romo [3:27 PM]:
Illinois Football: [Whoopee Cushion]
Jason Kirk [3:27 PM]:
Penn State tip drill INT knocks out Illinois in overtime. Penn State is good at overtime!
Ian Boyd [3:27 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Don’t they have BYU next week?
Rodger Sherman [3:26 PM]:
@Jason Kirk smh when are the buckeyes gonna schedule a real out-of-conference opponent
Mark Ennis [3:26 PM]:
I dressed my kid up as Elmo because the noon games were all like sticking my head in the litter box.
Ian Boyd [3:26 PM]:
What’s the spread on this Iowa-Wisconsin game? Any chance of a late cover here?
Jason Kirk [3:24 PM]:
Mark Ennis [3:24 PM]:
Hey guys
Ian Boyd [3:23 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Their passing game is hard to watch…like Iowa’s.
Jason Kirk [3:21 PM]:
@Ian Boyd They also said earlier in the week they’re going to get more confusing. Simpler and more confusing!
Ian Boyd [3:21 PM]:
I’ve felt most of the year like they should be a spread-option running team
Ian Boyd [3:21 PM]:
Just heard Will Muschamp say they are going to simplify their offense and get good at a few things. Seems reasonable
Megatongue [3:20 PM]:
#B1Ggest day in history? #B1Ggest day in history
Ian Boyd [3:19 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman This Iowa-Wiscy game has been hard to watch.
Rodger Sherman [3:19 PM]:
@Ian Boyd nope.
Ian Boyd [3:18 PM]:
Has anyone seen any good football played today yet?
Rodger Sherman [3:18 PM]:
Tim Beckman absolutely fascinates me. He genuinely seems 100 percent overmatched and befuddled by everything
Oh No Romo [3:17 PM]:
Illinois and Penn State should just call off overtime. Clearly neither team wants to actually win this game.
— David Haugh (@DavidHaugh) November 2, 2013
Ian Boyd [3:17 PM]:
It’s fun to see other rivalries in a context where they matter
Ian Boyd [3:16 PM]:
My wife was asked this week: “Green or blue!?” Um…burnt orange.
Jason Kirk [3:10 PM]:

Spencer Hall [3:09 PM]:
I hope Illinois wins, because I want to see the blast radius reporters set up around him when he speaks in the postgame presser at 180 decibels the whole time.
Jason Kirk [3:06 PM]:
YOUUUU ARE LOOKING LLLIVE. We’ll all be in here in just a few. Make yourselves at home, if you’ve found this early!



















