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2013 UCF getting new football uniforms, as modeled by the Sims

UCF computer model shows off new uniforms, then goes outside and mows the lawn.

The Central Florida Knights unveiled new uniforms for the 2013 season Saturday, with artist renderings of how the uniforms would look on characters from the hit computer game "The Sims":

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After modeling the uniforms, the computer character got hungry and ordered a pizza, but fell asleep on the couch before it could be delivered. The pizza man stood on the front porch for hours before he, too, became hungry and tired. The next morning, the model found the pizza guy asleep on his front stoop, with the empty pizza box in the yard.

Here’s a picture of a player doing an elaborate post-quarterback sack dance that is loosely based on the Charleston:

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The uniforms themselves bear a striking resemblance to last year's UCF uniforms and every other UCF uniform ever produced. The black and gold pants have a vertical stripe now, just as the white pants have always had. The black vertical stripe might be the only way of telling a UCF player from a Georgia Tech player.

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The numbers have small swords in them, another example of the distinctive mascot-specific numbering that has become a mainstay of the 2013 Nike uniforms unveiled this offseason.

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