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by Ryan Nanni, Spencer Hall, Clay Wendler, Rodger Sherman, Mark Ennis, and Jason Kirk

Sep 21, 2013, 7:13 PM UTC

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Jason Kirk [10:39 PM]:

Thanks for joining us!

Jason Kirk [10:39 PM]:

And that’ll do it for this week’s Live, folks! As always, your overflow is here: http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2013/9/21/4757078/open-thread-late-shift

Jason Kirk [10:38 PM]:

Stanford hangs on for 42-28 win over Arizona State

by Peter Berkes, SBNation.com

The Cardinal had to hold on to their big first half lead after a heated fourth quarter comeback from the Sun Devils.

Mark Ennis [10:37 PM]:

Just realized that UConn's helmets look like that http://t.co/1MFGDwtRYq ad where the woman has another face in her hair.

— Rachel Bachman (@Bachscore) September 22, 2013

Mark Ennis [10:32 PM]:

@Jeremy Mauss righteousness gives you wings.

Jeremy Mauss [10:31 PM]:

For a bunch of white guys at BYU, their defense is pretty fast

Ryan Nanni [10:30 PM]:

THANKS A LOT, MARK.

Mark Ennis [10:30 PM]:

Yeah I jinxed that

Mark Ennis [10:29 PM]:

And as soon as I say that Michigan begins putting together a steady drive.

Ryan Nanni [10:28 PM]:

Kevin Hogan just did the dad version of Iverson’s crossover.

Nam Le [10:28 PM]:

It was 4th and 1 at about the ASU 40 with 4 minutes to go, Stanford gets the first and will pretty much run the clock from here.

Mark Ennis [10:28 PM]:

Following the #LSU failed fake field goal attempt, #Auburn goes 94 yards for the touchdown. That's significant.

— Justin Hokanson (@JHokanson) September 22, 2013

Mark Ennis [10:26 PM]:

Difficult to see Michigan scoring two more touchdowns.

KeenanAllenFett [10:26 PM]:

@Nam Le dammit sparky

Nam Le [10:26 PM]:

ASU illegal substitution penalty effectively ends it

Clay Wendler [10:24 PM]:

Jason Kirk [10:21 PM]:

Crimson Tide Rolls past Colorado State 31-6

by Connor Tapp, SBNation.com

Colorado State hung around relatively late against Alabama, but the Crimson Tide capitalized on a CSU mistake and delivered the death blow.

Rodger Sherman [10:21 PM]:

WE CAN’T BE BOTHERED BY THINGS BESIDES MICHIGAN FAIL

KeenanAllenFett [10:21 PM]:

ASU TD.

Jeremy Mauss [10:21 PM]:

BYU vs. Utah is on!!!

Spencer Hall [10:20 PM]:

Holy War, y’all

Mark Ennis [10:20 PM]:

I don't know what world Les Miles lives in but I want to go there

— Drew Collins (@CollinsDrew) September 22, 2013

Mark Ennis [10:19 PM]:

I’ve learned tonight not to Tweet Missouri football jokes. They have no obtained SEC caliber thick skin yet.

Jason Kirk [10:19 PM]:

3	9:29
Kansas State	Mirages
Texas	Surely mirages

Quack Patty [10:19 PM]:

really rough hit on ASU qb, resulted in ejection

Peter Berkes [10:18 PM]:

And we have a legit targeting ejection in Stanford-ASU. Later, Ed Reynolds

KeenanAllenFett [10:17 PM]:

asu down 18 with the ball. sssshhhh.

Oh No Romo [10:16 PM]:

@Jeremy Mauss and NIU just took back the lead…. #MACtion

Oh No Romo [10:15 PM]:

Also, Eastern Illinois quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo tied the Tony Romo passing TD record.

Jeremy Mauss [10:14 PM]:

@Jason Kirk No but it is awesome

Jeremy Mauss [10:14 PM]:

@Oh No Romo If EIU wins they will have defeated two FBS teams

Oh No Romo [10:13 PM]:

FCS alert: Eastern Illinois leads Northern Illinois 39-36 in the 4th quarter.

Mark Ennis [10:12 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann is that Drake?

Spencer Hall [10:12 PM]:

@wahoocrew we can make that happen

Luke Zimmermann [10:12 PM]:

I don’t enjoy posting things like this. I just don’t:

Jason Kirk [10:12 PM]:

Did anyone know about this?

wahoocrew [10:11 PM]:

The EDSBS commentariat has a great idea: in the event of a UConn win, a Catlab-esque video of the flashing Pasqualoni gif and other related images set to Daft Punk’s “Around the World”

Mark Ennis [10:11 PM]:

basically a butt fumble.

— CornNation (@CornNation) September 22, 2013

Dan Lyons [10:11 PM]:

UConn is probably going to hang a banner for this game…even if they just lose by like single digits.

Ryan Nanni [10:11 PM]:

@Spencer Hall FIVE MILLION PIZZAS

Spencer Hall [10:10 PM]:

PIZZAS ARE TO BE HANDED OUT TO EVERY FIFTH MICHIGANDER

Rodger Sherman [10:10 PM]:

@runthedive you watch too much soccer

eightyseven [10:09 PM]:

Awman Case, protect ya head.

Rodger Sherman [10:09 PM]:

@Run Home Jack east hartford

Peter Berkes [10:09 PM]:

Oh Michigan, you’ve lost the plot

Mark Ennis [10:09 PM]:

Louisville linebacker Preston Brown

I see ya uconn
— Preston Brown (@PB_Number2) September 22, 2013

Ryan Nanni [10:08 PM]:

YOU’LL NEVER GET OUT OF HARTFORD ALIVE

Rodger Sherman [10:08 PM]:

#SCOOPANDSCORE

GeneralMillsy [10:08 PM]:

OMG Michigan, go home, you’re drunk.

Mark Ennis [10:08 PM]:

Hahahahahahahahaha

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [10:08 PM]:

Ohh Michigan

Mark Ennis [10:08 PM]:

Utah fans have no fear of God.

LoyalCougars</a> There were definitely a few fans that were booing during the prayer.</p>— Josh Furlong (JFurKSL) September 22, 2013

Mark Ennis [10:06 PM]:

Mannnnnn

Texas QB David Ash evaluated for a head injury, will not return to the game.
— kbohls (@kbohls) September 22, 2013

eightyseven [10:05 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman You syncwatch the .mp3 and the music video, don’t you?

Jason Kirk [10:05 PM]:

Texas QB David Ash evaluated for a head injury, will not return to the game.

— kbohls (@kbohls) September 22, 2013

Mark Ennis [10:04 PM]:

HONOR CODE VIOLATION

Just got yelled at by an old lady for booing Utah!!
— Devin (@DevinD33) September 22, 2013

Rodger Sherman [10:04 PM]:

@eightyseven i look at everything while playing “Roar”

Oh No Romo [10:03 PM]:

Miami just ran down a lot of clock on that drive. No points though. Unless something happens in the last couple of minutes, Miami will finish with 77

eightyseven [10:01 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Look at it while playing “Roar”

Quack Patty [10:01 PM]:

@GeneralMillsy only if the pac 12 network gets on Direct TV

Mark Ennis [10:00 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman AAC said today that Louisville and FIU should not have been allowed to have a running clock.

Kylecolejackson@gmail.com [9:59 PM]:

Lsu vs auburn live

Rodger Sherman [9:59 PM]:

@Mark Ennis what about running clock?

Mark Ennis [9:59 PM]:

@GeneralMillsy the only thing they can agree to do officially is to play a shortened quarter.

GeneralMillsy [9:58 PM]:

Wait, so can teams just randomly agree to whatever clock rules they want? This is just bizarre.

Rodger Sherman [9:58 PM]:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Peter Berkes [9:58 PM]:

nooooooooooooo clay why

eightyseven [9:58 PM]:

@Clay Wendler dunce dunce dunce FORGOT EPILEPSY WARNING

Mark Ennis [9:58 PM]:

God that’s awesome.

Rodger Sherman [9:58 PM]:

@Clay Wendler AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Luke Zimmermann [9:58 PM]:

@Clay Wendler That is how A Clockwork Orange got real.

Jason Kirk [9:58 PM]:

@Clay Wendler YEESSSSSSSSSS

Ryan Nanni [9:57 PM]:

@Clay Wendler NO. BAD.

Clay Wendler [9:57 PM]:

Peter Berkes [9:57 PM]:

I can’t

Mark Ennis [9:56 PM]:

Gaze upon Brady Hoke’s nightmare.

Oh No Romo [9:56 PM]:

Miami is about to score again.

Mark Ennis [9:56 PM]:

KeenanAllenFett [9:51 PM]:

@Mark Ennis would you say there is… http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/.a/6a00d83451c3cb69e20120a663425d970c-800wi disparity

Mark Ennis [9:51 PM]:

Once Oklahoma State threw down 84 on Savannah State the challenge was issued to the rest of the FBS.

— Corey Long (@CoreyLong) September 22, 2013

GeneralMillsy [9:51 PM]:

@ Quack Patty Oh come on, Jesuit High School at least!

Mark Ennis [9:49 PM]:

@SBNationCFB Miami/Savannah State ignore a running clock, agree to play a 12 minute 4th quarter.

— Bo Urbon (@JDotLeezy) September 22, 2013

Quack Patty [9:49 PM]:

@GeneralMillsy portland pilots and you’ll like it

Rodger Sherman [9:49 PM]:

Mark Ennis [9:48 PM]:

The top 25 margin of victory for this weekend is just outrageous.

Rodger Sherman [9:48 PM]:

halftime entertainment

Jason Kirk [9:45 PM]:

RT AndrewBucholtz</a>: SABAN FOR KANSAS STATE RT <a href="https://twitter.com/SBNationCFB">SBNationCFB: TEXAS IS BEATING KANSAS STATE

— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) September 22, 2013

eightyseven [9:44 PM]:

@Mark Ennis The question is which one do you favorite?

GeneralMillsy [9:44 PM]:

OSU fumbles on first possession of second half but gets saved by forward progress. I get that the Idaho trade is out of the picture, but how about Portland St.?

Mark Ennis [9:43 PM]:

Check it, David Pollack liked it so much he said it twice. The second time, to himself.

davidpollack47</a>: Once is an aberration (Akron almost beating Michigan), twice is a trend(Uconn). Gardner & Michigan not looking good.</p>— David Pollack (davidpollack47) September 22, 2013

Mark Ennis [9:42 PM]:

I’m going to be such an asshole if UConn wins this game.

Rodger Sherman [9:42 PM]:

@Jason Kirk i mean probably

Jason Kirk [9:41 PM]:

EVIL PAUL PASQUALONI wants the ball back!

Connor Tapp [9:41 PM]:

Disable the upset alert for Alabama. CSU fumbles on their own 30, McCarron throws a TD on the very next play.

Peter Berkes [9:41 PM]:

I turned the channel right before that and didn’t realize it was Kelly. Man, that is stupid

eightyseven [9:41 PM]:

@wahoocrew dead eyes

GeneralMillsy [9:40 PM]:

Taylor Kelly pooch punt blocked. Can ASU ask for a running clock?

Peter Berkes [9:40 PM]:

Another blocked punt for Stanford.

Spencer Hall [9:39 PM]:

@wahoocrew YESSSSS

Oh No Romo [9:39 PM]:

Bama TD

Mark Ennis [9:39 PM]:

Denard Robinson had 9 INT in 167 att last year. Devin Gardner has 8 INT in 92 att this year

— Chris Fallica (@chrisfallica) September 22, 2013

wahoocrew [9:39 PM]:

eightyseven [9:39 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman WHERE

Jason Kirk [9:38 PM]:

Could Towson beat Akron?

Clay Wendler [9:38 PM]:

Nam Le [9:37 PM]:

@Oh No Romo Really was. Some good downfield throws by Waters, very good tempo.

Luke Zimmermann [9:37 PM]:

Paul Simon really let himself go:

Mark Ennis [9:37 PM]:

For the record, FEI projections published in @ESPNMag in August picked UConn over UM: http://t.co/HFJ6hjOa0c

— Brian Fremeau (@bcfremeau) September 22, 2013

Peter Berkes [9:36 PM]:

WITH VIGOR. DAMN IT

Rodger Sherman [9:36 PM]:

BET YOU WITH YOU HADN’T PASSED THE HUSKIES OVER NOW, EVERY CONFERENCE

Oh No Romo [9:36 PM]:

@Nam Le That was a good drive

Peter Berkes [9:36 PM]:

A Michigan Man doesn’t always piss down his leg, but when he does, he does so vigor

Nam Le [9:36 PM]:

and suddenly Kansas State is back in it…17-7.

Ryan Nanni [9:36 PM]:

2nd	1:47
UCONN	14
US NEWS & WORLD REPORT	7

Spencer Hall [9:36 PM]:

Aaaaaaaaaaaand Towson State is up 14-7 on Michigan by proxy

GeneralMillsy [9:36 PM]:

Today has been stupid and I love it.

Mark Ennis [9:35 PM]:

This is awesome.

Peter Berkes [9:35 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Scholarly pursuits are of the utmost importance

Ryan Nanni [9:34 PM]:

Michigan players currently in a heated debate over whether UConn’s helmets are a tribute to Romulus or Remus.

Oh No Romo [9:34 PM]:

That was a good throw by Waters. Pretty sure that about doubled Kansas State’s passing yard total.

Rodger Sherman [9:34 PM]:

TURN YOUR TELEVISIONS TO UCON—MICHIGAN

eightyseven [9:33 PM]:

@Oh No Romo McConaughey like.

Mark Ennis [9:33 PM]:

Hahahaha Michigan is so dumb

Mark Ennis [9:32 PM]:

Tweeted it. The official name for whatever the hell happens to you when you play UConn: Dog fog.

GeneralMillsy [9:32 PM]:

Might have been imagining it but thought I heard some boos from the ’Bama crowd after that failed third down.

Spencer Hall [9:31 PM]:

UConn is moving the ball against Michigan. Lies are real.

Oh No Romo [9:30 PM]:

And another Texas TD. They’re up 17-0 with 3 until half

Nam Le [9:30 PM]:

17-0 Texas after a Johnathan Gray touchdown.

eightyseven [9:29 PM]:

I didn’t know one could sponsor an inanimate object, Aflac.

Mark Ennis [9:29 PM]:

HAHAHA ROLL DAMN HUSKIES

Ryan Nanni [9:28 PM]:

Stanford lines up in Katamari Damacy formation.

Jason Kirk [9:28 PM]:

Alabama has 19 more yards than Colorado State entering the fourth quarter.

Spencer Hall [9:26 PM]:

Bradford for Arizona State just speared Hogan helmet-to-helmet. It was dumb, like, even for a Florida defender.

Spencer Hall [9:24 PM]:

@Jason Kirk plz help spread the word

Peter Berkes [9:24 PM]:

UConn just tied the game against Michigan.

Jason Kirk [9:22 PM]:

briles2014.com

Mark Ennis [9:22 PM]:

Todd Graham wears shirts with his initials embroidered on the cuffs. (He really does)

Nam Le [9:22 PM]:

@Spencer Hall I wasn’t aware anyone liked Todd Graham.

Spencer Hall [9:22 PM]:

@Run Home Jack I dunno. Jellyfish and wasps and liver flukes get a lot of breaks, too.

Ryan Nanni [9:20 PM]:

@Spencer Hall The universe like chaos. Big difference.

Mark Ennis [9:20 PM]:

@runthedive Ty is just Latin for TE.

Spencer Hall [9:20 PM]:

Stanford with another turnover. The universe likes Todd Graham. The universe is weird.

Peter Berkes [9:18 PM]:

I feel like every other Stanford football player is named Ty

Jeremy Mauss [9:16 PM]:

If not for a blocked punt for a TD for Alabama they would only be leading Colorado State by seven points. Let that sink in.

Mark Ennis [9:16 PM]:

Indiana just tied it up on Missouri.

Shoopmonster [9:14 PM]:

@Mark Ennis They used up all their offense last week

Quack Patty [9:14 PM]:

@GeneralMillsy nope, its been recinded

Mark Ennis [9:13 PM]:

Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

Alabama's now 0-for-6 on third downs.
— Andrew Gribble (@Andrew_Gribble) September 22, 2013

Nam Le [9:13 PM]:

Has anyone realized that Bethune Cookman forced Jameis Winston into his worst game so far?

GeneralMillsy [9:12 PM]:

Is that Oregon St. for Idaho trade still on the table?

KeenanAllenFett [9:10 PM]:

Auburn calls Nicki Minaj/Twitter

Nam Le [9:09 PM]:

SPOT THOSE NERDS 29 POINTS

Nam Le [9:09 PM]:

THIS WAS TODD GRAHAM’S PLAN ALL ALONG

Mark Ennis [9:09 PM]:

It’s a shame Dorial Green-Beckham plays for Missouri because he might as well play on the moon.

KeenanAllenFett [9:08 PM]:

/Les Miles death roll begins

Clay Wendler [9:07 PM]:

Jason Kirk [9:07 PM]:

No other college football team has missed 3 extra points all season. We missed 3 in a row. http://t.co/8tcO6FTU9w

— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) September 22, 2013

Mark Ennis [9:07 PM]:

Buckeyes be trolling

Hello, Storrs #GoBucks pic.twitter.com/0ToYpekC86
— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) September 22, 2013

Jason Kirk [9:06 PM]:

@Shoopmonster That’s about as good as it’s gonna get.

Mark Ennis [9:06 PM]:

These were the smallest back-to-back crowds at Coliseum since 2002 #USC

— InsideUSC (@InsideUSC) September 22, 2013

Shoopmonster [9:06 PM]:

@Jeremy Mauss Thanks, found it and it’s on.

Oh No Romo [9:05 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Do these turnovers come with a Pinkel Google Hangout interview?

Jeremy Mauss [9:05 PM]:

@Shoopmonster Oregon State vs. SDSU is a close matchup

Mark Ennis [9:04 PM]:

Check out our turnovers on GaryPinkel.com

Missouri is outgaining Indiana 265-133 but leading only 14-7 thanks to three turnovers
— Dave Matter (@Dave_Matter) September 22, 2013

Shoopmonster [9:03 PM]:

What games should I watch? Currently have on Texas KState and Stanford ASU

Jeremy Mauss [9:03 PM]:

Time to celebrate, Colorado State finally crossed midfield for the first time. Just over 9 minutes left in third

Mark Ennis [9:02 PM]:

Elsewhere in the PAC 12

TD Aztecs. 23-14 SDSU pending XP.
— BeaverBlitz.com (@BeaverBlitz) September 22, 2013

Clay Wendler [9:02 PM]:

Mark Ennis [9:01 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Hahahahahahaha

Mark Ennis [9:01 PM]:

ASU back?

Jason Kirk [9:01 PM]:

Oh No Romo [9:00 PM]:

TD Arizona State

Ryan Nanni [9:00 PM]:

I will never get tired of Les Miles clapping like a toddler.

Mark Ennis [9:00 PM]:

This Indiana – Mizzou game is like a Large Hadron Collider where two derps are smashed together at relativistic speeds.

— Fr'othyGopher (@FrothyGopher) September 22, 2013

Mark Ennis [8:59 PM]:

Just imagine Les Miles trying to say “Shaquille” without anyone helping him.

Oh No Romo [8:59 PM]:

Arizona State moving the football!

Jason Kirk [8:58 PM]:

by @JayGTate

Mark Ennis [8:58 PM]:

Les Miles stops coaching to talk with Shaquille O'Neal. pic.twitter.com/KOYrw7V9xD

— Jay G. Tate (@JayGTate) September 22, 2013

JHouse [8:57 PM]:

After 3 missed tackles and a 15 yard run, a Texas defender finally brings down the QB. The defender then fist-pumps as if he sacked someone. This is the problem with Texas football.

KeenanAllenFett [8:57 PM]:

a review of the day:

Clay Wendler [8:56 PM]:

Oh No Romo [8:56 PM]:

@Nam Le to be fair, that was a nice spin move.

Nam Le [8:56 PM]:

Yet another missed tackle for Texas.

Mark Ennis [8:55 PM]:

Shaq in the house here at LSU. Too bad he cant play defense for Auburn

— Gino Torretta (@GinoTorretta) September 22, 2013

Oh No Romo [8:55 PM]:

Back to back personal fouls on Kansas State.

Mark Ennis [8:54 PM]:

Combined halftime scores for Louisville, Texas A&M, Ohio State, Miami, Washington, Baylor, and Stanford: 294-10.

— Mark Ennis (@Mengus22) September 22, 2013

Jason Kirk [8:52 PM]:

So they're ready for the FCS. RT @SBNationCFB TEXAS IS BEATING KANSAS STATE

— Michael Citro (@11W_Michael) September 22, 2013

Ryan Nanni [8:52 PM]:

Good lord. Arizona State has 13 rushing attempts, and the longest has gone for…5 yards.

Nam Le [8:52 PM]:

@Jason Kirk aka Bill Snyder’s birth year

Jason Kirk [8:51 PM]:

Texas has not held a lead against Kansas State since 1661, according to numbers I’ve just made up.

Oh No Romo [8:51 PM]:

Ash downfield to Kendall Sanders for the touchdown

Nam Le [8:51 PM]:

Touchdown, Texas.

Nam Le [8:50 PM]:

Bill Snyder pulled Sams as soon as the offense started moving.

Jason Kirk [8:50 PM]:

@Mark Ennis What of Stanford, Miami, FSU, and whatever LSU’s about to do?

Mark Ennis [8:49 PM]:

The early returns here in Austin would indicate this is going to be a long, bad football game.

— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) September 22, 2013

Mark Ennis [8:49 PM]:

Texas A&M, Louisville, Ohio State at the half led a combined 125-3.

Ricky O’Donnell [8:49 PM]:

just a hoooorible pass by Auburn, picked off by LSU. This is a beatdown.

Ryan Nanni [8:48 PM]:

@runthedive Somewhere, Gregg Doyel starts a column.

Jason Kirk [8:46 PM]:

Peter Berkes [8:46 PM]:

@Run Home Jack They really showed restraint by not strangling FAMU in public

Ryan Nanni [8:45 PM]:

Guys, you’ll be shocked to learn the team that impressed Eddie George today was Ohio State.

JHouse [8:44 PM]:

Texas tackling update: still Texas tackling.

Nam Le [8:43 PM]:

KSU puts in Sams. He immediately runs for 12 yards.

josejose50 [8:43 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Nothing on that drive was easy. The let Devin run offense cant be our bread and butter

Ricky O’Donnell [8:43 PM]:

TD LSU. About to be 21-0 over Auburn

Connor Tapp [8:43 PM]:

Jeremy Hill has run for 140 yards, and we’re barely in the 2nd quarter.

Ricky O’Donnell [8:42 PM]:

Big run by LSU by Hill puts ’em inside the five

Mark Ennis [8:42 PM]:

Well that was entirely too easy for Michigan.

Clay Wendler [8:40 PM]:

KeenanAllenFett [8:40 PM]:

Marshall overthrow by a full parsec.

Mark Ennis [8:39 PM]:

LSU converted three 4th downs on that drive. Legendary, and deserves to be.

— Chuck Oliver (@kingcfb) September 22, 2013

Ryan Nanni [8:38 PM]:

Nobody puts Mack Brown in a corner. (Mostly because he starts biting.)

JHouse [8:38 PM]:

What an anti-climax on that Texas drive.

Nam Le [8:37 PM]:

They’re about to get a field goal out of this one.

Rodger Sherman [8:37 PM]:

I think Michigan is worse than Towson.

Oh No Romo [8:36 PM]:

Texas fumble overturned, first down. The 20 play 4 minute drive continues

Ricky O’Donnell [8:36 PM]:

That made me wish for a universe where ’Bama fans chant about wanting to play the Jags

Jason Kirk [8:36 PM]:

@KeenanAllenFett Baylor is angry at everything that isn’t points.

Spencer Hall [8:36 PM]:

If Baylor can put 100 on Texas, they will.

Ricky O’Donnell [8:36 PM]:

If Stanford fans start chanting WE WANT BAMA will we be able to hear them

— Jason Kirk (@JasonKirkSBN) September 22, 2013

haha

Nam Le [8:35 PM]:

@runthedive I stand corrected. It absolutely could have gone worse. #SILVERLININGS

Peter Berkes [8:34 PM]:

@Nam Le Well, the punter could have not kicked that out and it could’ve been a touchdown

KeenanAllenFett [8:34 PM]:

Does any rivalry have the mixture of tempo and hate needed to hang 100? What i am saying is, can Texas make Baylor angry?

Nam Le [8:34 PM]:

Hard to imagine how much worse this could have gone for ASU.

Peter Berkes [8:34 PM]:

Oh my God, Arizona State is disintegrating

Rodger Sherman [8:33 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann the SEC could lose games to Rutgers and Indiana today.

GeneralMillsy [8:33 PM]:

@ Quack Patty Deal.

Oh No Romo [8:33 PM]:

Maybe…

Peter Berkes [8:33 PM]:

BLOCKED PUNT

Mark Ennis [8:33 PM]:

Michigan is learning a lesson that we in the Big East have known for a decade. It’s goddamn annoying to play UConn.

JHouse [8:33 PM]:

T’aint a fumble.

Quack Patty [8:33 PM]:

@GeneralMillsy you get a idaho

Oh No Romo [8:33 PM]:

And that 20 play drive for Texas ends in a fumble in the Kansas State red zone.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:32 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Tenn will beat Fla once we all evolve into frogmen

Mark Ennis [8:32 PM]:

@Spencer Hall DEAL WITH IT

Luke Zimmermann [8:32 PM]:

Indiana just made a really nice interception. INDIANA

Spencer Hall [8:32 PM]:

GeneralMillsy [8:32 PM]:

Can the Pac 12 please trade Oregon St. to another conference for, well, ANY other team?

Mark Ennis [8:32 PM]:

Wow. #WVU didn't bring out a single offensive player to talk to media after game. Not sure how I feel about that….

— Brandon Priddy (@abpriddy) September 22, 2013

Peter Berkes [8:32 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Ever? No, probably not.

KeenanAllenFett [8:31 PM]:

@Milk Steak Johnny 3-OT

Peter Berkes [8:31 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman I think it’s more that Stanford and LSU are just really great

Mark Ennis [8:31 PM]:

You think Tennessee will ever beat Florida again?

Peter Berkes [8:31 PM]:

I’d like to officially register my surprise that Todd Graham doesn’t wear wraparound Oakleys

Rodger Sherman [8:31 PM]:

so i think auburn and arizona state are not so good

Connor Tapp [8:30 PM]:

Jarvis Landry really making the most of that 18th year of eligibility.

KeenanAllenFett [8:30 PM]:

amazing throw by Mettenburger

Rodger Sherman [8:30 PM]:

david ash just got jacked up

Jason Kirk [8:29 PM]:

@runthedive Every time I look up, ASU is starting a drive inside its five.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:29 PM]:

TAMU has missed 3 xps tonight

Peter Berkes [8:27 PM]:

Arizona state has to start this drive inside the 5 yard line. Pretty good situation.

Mark Ennis [8:27 PM]:

#VegasWatch is on. Miami up 42-0 on Savannah State… with 4 minutes left in the first half. 18 points to go.

— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) September 22, 2013

Connor Tapp [8:23 PM]:

Sending some prayers up for the Auburn fans who traveled to Death Valley. Speaking from experience, down multiple scores in the rain at LSU is not a fun place to be.

Mark Ennis [8:23 PM]:

AAC! AAC!

Jason Kirk [8:23 PM]:

Peter Berkes [8:23 PM]:

So far I’ve seen Todd Graham and his headset compared to a televangelist and a drive thru fast food worker, and I’d like to add “Accomplished Telemarketer” to the list

Ryan Nanni [8:23 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann We gotta find you a hobby.

Dan Burleson [8:22 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann Oh thank god I thought I was the only one.

Nam Le [8:22 PM]:

oh god that’s horrendous

Luke Zimmermann [8:22 PM]:

DGB just did some DGB things —WHY YES I AM WATCHING MISSOURI-INDIANA WHY DO YOU ASK?

Peter Berkes [8:22 PM]:

@Nam Le Yeeeppppppp

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:22 PM]:

@Nam Le They used them vs Maryland last week

KeenanAllenFett [8:22 PM]:

@Nam Le yup

Nam Le [8:21 PM]:

are those UCONN helmets their permanent ones?

Ryan Nanni [8:20 PM]:

LSU, you’re really screwing up Dan Mullen’s “that Auburn team is great” excuse.

Clay Wendler [8:20 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [8:20 PM]:

@Jason Kirk ESPN3.

Oh No Romo [8:20 PM]:

GERG! pic.twitter.com/kMIagUno0z

Nam Le [8:19 PM]:

So far, GERG has a handle on the option. So there’s that.

Mark Ennis [8:19 PM]:

Arizona State is the Dippin' Dots of college football programs.

— Dexter Fishmore (@dexterfishmore) September 22, 2013

KeenanAllenFett [8:19 PM]:

Nick Marshall’s form on the mesh looks bizarre. It’s almost a swing.

Jason Kirk [8:19 PM]:

Y’all get Kansas State-Texas on non-ESPN3 in NYC?

Rodger Sherman [8:18 PM]:

I consider KSU-Texas less of a football game and more of a “could NDSU beat Texas” bowl.

ncthawk [8:17 PM]:

ASU sure sucks when the refs can’t help them

Jason Kirk [8:17 PM]:

@lukezim

KeenanAllenFett [8:17 PM]:

14-0 LSU. because all the joys were drowned today.

Rodger Sherman [8:16 PM]:

honestly, if I was a punter, I’d drop at least 40 percent of the snaps.

Spencer Hall [8:16 PM]:

ruff ruff im uconn the rockin dog

— Johnny (@Johnny11W) September 22, 2013

Oh No Romo [8:15 PM]:

First drive for Texas ends in a 3 and out.

Mark Ennis [8:15 PM]:

“Here comes Connecticut” McDonough said, choking down a laugh

Jason Kirk [8:14 PM]:

Spent all week excited about Arizona State-Stanford. Switching to Auburn-LSU.

Oh No Romo [8:14 PM]:

Texas starts the first drive with a delay of game.

Spencer Hall [8:13 PM]:

Auburn’s punter just got hit way harder than any punter should ever be hit.

Jason Kirk [8:07 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann HA HA I can’t get enough

Spencer Hall [8:07 PM]:

Jeremy Hill scored the first points of Auburn/LSU, and then fist-pumped. Which looked a lot like punching someone. Just saying.

Ryan Nanni [8:07 PM]:

“Hi, I’m Todd Graham for RealEstateRiches.biz”

Luke Zimmermann [8:05 PM]:

File this one away for later, too:

JHouse [8:05 PM]:

Todd Graham’s planning his getaway already, right?

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:05 PM]:

Nevermind

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:04 PM]:

Auburn is not losing yet which makes that one the most interesting game

Jason Kirk [8:04 PM]:

welp

Ryan Nanni [8:01 PM]:

STANFORD MUST BREAK YOU.

Rodger Sherman [8:00 PM]:

WELP

Clay Wendler [8:00 PM]:

Spencer Hall [7:59 PM]:

Stanford is just making Arizona State’s defense belch an endless river of caramels and clownshoes

Scott Coleman [7:59 PM]:

Pac-12 refs aren’t comin’ through that door, ASU

Ryan Nanni [7:53 PM]:

Hey. Hey guys. Louisiana Tech has gone from counterpunching with Texas A&M to losing to Tulane and Kansas.

Jason Kirk [7:51 PM]:

Baylor effortlessly destroys ULM, 70-7

by Peter Berkes, SBNation.com

The Bears are averaging 70 points per game after three games. 70.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:51 PM]:

If so is the “she” in question a replacement for a visit from ole Craig James?

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:49 PM]:

Did SMU just play “she’ll be coming round the mountain” to celebrate a fg?

Jeremy Mauss [7:49 PM]:

@hornedfrogs45 because people don’t know what a Colorado State id

Mark Ennis [7:48 PM]:

Arizona State is completely overmatched up front.

Jason Kirk [7:48 PM]:

@KeenanAllenFett If you like seeing footballs traveling by air!

hornedfrogs45 [7:46 PM]:

@KeenanAllenFett lolno

KeenanAllenFett [7:44 PM]:

could SMU-TAMU be fun?

Jason Kirk [7:43 PM]:

Jen Vrabel knows #karma

by Adam Jacobi, SBNation.com

The Ohio State coach’s wife didn’t have to wait long to fire back after last week’s Twitter shenanigans.

josejose50 [7:43 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Already on top of that NY Metro Market #B1G

hornedfrogs45 [7:41 PM]:

Colorado State is above Roll Tide in trending topics in the US

Jason Kirk [7:40 PM]:

UConn official merchandising stands in stadium selling Michigan gear pic.twitter.com/IYAxG785Lt

— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) September 21, 2013

Ryan Nanni [7:39 PM]:

Stanford out here missing extra points. WHERE IS YOUR SPACE AGE TECHNOLOGY NOW, LARRY SCOTT.

Jason Kirk [7:38 PM]:

Hal Mumme is like “I MADE YOU”. Kevin Sumlin just smiles and takes off in his Swagcopter, now with mounted turrets.

— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) September 21, 2013

Rodger Sherman [7:37 PM]:

@KeenanAllenFett JOHNNY MANZIEL IS SO SELFISH

Mark Ennis [7:36 PM]:

Miami, which was a 60-point favorite against Savannah State, up 21-0 nine minutes in. Outgaining 169 to minus-6. http://t.co/GQxqhkFpDR

— Greg Auman (@gregauman) September 21, 2013

KeenanAllenFett [7:36 PM]:

onside by tamu

Rodger Sherman [7:36 PM]:

so how much is stanford going to win by?

Jeremy Mauss [7:35 PM]:

Colorado State somehow has held Alabama scoreless in half a quarter of play!!

Clay Wendler [7:35 PM]:

Luke Zimmermann [7:33 PM]:

Johnny Football is Johnny Football-ing around. XFINITY subscribers can follow the action here: http://xfin.tv/ESPNU

Spencer Hall [7:33 PM]:

How bad was it in Lincoln this week? Larry the Cable Guy watched the game with a suite full of nuns. #huskers pic.twitter.com/KefPe7Qly1

— Andrew Robinson (@robinsonandrew) September 21, 2013

Jason Kirk [7:32 PM]:

#goacc

Jason Kirk [7:32 PM]:

BCU calls a timeout they don't have…Refs let them get away with it

— Yates Boykin (@YBoykin) September 21, 2013

Mark Ennis [7:31 PM]:

My god that catch by Stanford.

Jason Kirk [7:31 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Wouldn’t be hard to convert into a Gene Chizik. They still like him.

Ryan Nanni [7:30 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Just put a Mike Shula mask on it.

Mark Ennis [7:30 PM]:

Keep my bro @jeffdriskel in your prayers

— Tyler Murphy (@TylerMurphy10) September 21, 2013

Jason Kirk [7:30 PM]:

@Run Home Jack That thing will be melted into barbecue sauce overnight.

Ryan Nanni [7:29 PM]:

It just occurred to me: there’s a real (if small) chance Alabama will have a statue on campus of a coach who’s working for another team.

Luke Zimmermann [7:27 PM]:

Did Gus really just say “I know when you were the associate athletic director you ‘feared the tree’ am I right?”

GeneralMillsy [7:26 PM]:

Saban looks happier because he found out that Austin has better Mexican food than Tuscaloosa.

Rodger Sherman [7:26 PM]:

@Jason Kirk looks like a man who could use a more fun environment like austin

Peter Berkes [7:25 PM]:

Those two pictures perfectly encapsulate both programs

Scott Coleman [7:25 PM]:

@Jason Kirk he looks happier than usual imo

Jason Kirk [7:23 PM]:

You’ll never believe the face Nick Saban’s making today:

Jason Kirk [7:22 PM]:

Scott Coleman [7:22 PM]:

Todd Graham’s McDonalds headset is pretty great

Mark Ennis [7:21 PM]:

'Canes kickoff comparison: vs Gators 2 weeks ago and tonight vs Savannah State at Sun Life (via @asssclwn) pic.twitter.com/Gx2CLwDpCM

— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) September 21, 2013

Mark Ennis [7:20 PM]:

#Gators better hope Murphy stays healthy. The Skyler Mornhinweg I saw in Miami pregame was missing uncovered receivers 5 yards out.

— Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerCBS) September 21, 2013

Mark Ennis [7:20 PM]:

Miami already threw an 80 yard TD against Savannah State

Dan Burleson [7:19 PM]:

Coach’s wife shade-throwing contest – Who ya got?

Ryan Nanni [7:19 PM]:

COACHWIVES, Fridays on ABC.

Mark Ennis [7:17 PM]:

HAHA

Congrats to future Big Ten rival Rutgers. Big win today over SEC opponent. #Karma
— jen (@JenVrabel1) September 21, 2013

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:17 PM]:

Shankapotomous by Bama

Luke Zimmermann [7:15 PM]:

@Jason Kirk It’s spelled #SBNlive, Nebraska lady.

michael.hapgood [7:14 PM]:

ND/ MSU pathetic game. Will be really disappointed if OU dose not win by 30

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:14 PM]:

@Jason Kirk I originally read that as HBOlieve. As in watch something else

Scott Coleman [7:14 PM]:

TOUCHDOWN STANFORD

Jason Kirk [7:13 PM]:

GeneralMillsy [7:13 PM]:

Welp. Pac 12 doing its best to look like the SEC so far.

Mark Ennis [7:12 PM]:

He threw it right to a defensive lineman. My God.

Scott Coleman [7:12 PM]:

ALMOST A KINDA-FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN

Scott Coleman [7:11 PM]:

Someone tell those Stanford nerd doctors, lawyers, engineers and other future world changers that there’s a football game going on!

GeneralMillsy [7:11 PM]:

Stanford reduced capacity by 35,000 less than a decade ago and they still can’t even come close to filling up as a top 5 team playing a top 25 team.

Jason Kirk [7:10 PM]:

Rutgers rallies in 2nd half to stun Arkansas

by Scott Coleman, SBNation.com

Rutgers scored 21 unanswered points in the second half to secure their biggest win of the season.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:08 PM]:

@Mark Ennis “Coach good news it’s just a sprain.” “No Jeff you’re out for the season.”

Mark Ennis [7:05 PM]:

SEC drops to 5-6 this season vs. other BCS AQ leagues.

— Jon Solomon (@jonsol) September 21, 2013

Mark Ennis [7:04 PM]:

Oh my. Jeff Driskel out for the season.

— Lance Davis (@lrd_15) September 21, 2013

Mark Ennis [7:04 PM]:

How's it going, Jen Bielema? pic.twitter.com/pJaMfz6yNk

— Mark Ennis (@Mengus22) September 21, 2013

Londonjoe [7:03 PM]:

that was the most spartyfense drive ever

Ryan Nanni [7:03 PM]:

Andrew Maxwell, you ran on 4th and 20. Get out.

hornedfrogs45 [7:02 PM]:

How any Bielema’s is Bret going to order tonight?

Rodger Sherman [7:02 PM]:

Michigan State had maybe the worst drive possible

Jason Kirk [7:02 PM]:

@HoldenLink LOL

HoldenLink [7:01 PM]:

TV guide on NBC says “LazyTown” is on. Yep, sounds about right.

Mark Ennis [7:01 PM]:

AAC goes 2-0 vs the state of Arkansas today.

Dan Burleson [7:01 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann Who promptly throws high twice and takes a delay of game penalty

Oh No Romo [7:01 PM]:

Did Sparty get bailed out of that sack by a delay of game?

Jason Kirk [7:01 PM]:

USC escapes Utah State

by Scott Coleman, SBNation.com

Cody Kessler led the Trojans to a big win over a scrappy Utah State team on Saturday.

Jason Kirk [7:00 PM]:

Normal, American football. RT @edsbs: Two-game losing streak to Rutgers. #WPS

— Chris Fuhrmeister (@ccfuhr) September 21, 2013

vlad3217 [7:00 PM]:

#0-1

Luke Zimmermann [7:00 PM]:

P.S.: Down 4 with 2 minutes to play, Mark Dantonio just put in a new quarterback cold in this drive for no reason at all!

Rodger Sherman [6:59 PM]:

WIN COMIN

Rodger Sherman [6:59 PM]:

MAXWELL TIME FOR MSU

KeenanAllenFett [6:59 PM]:

Cal fans are talking about how USC looks like Cal 2011/early 2012, and dammit if that isn’t perfect.

Mark Ennis [6:58 PM]:

RIP Jen Bielema Mentions

— Patrick Claybon (@PatrickClaybon) September 21, 2013

Luke Zimmermann [6:58 PM]:

Surprised that wasn’t pass interference, amirite? UPTOP SPARTY

Dan Burleson [6:58 PM]:

#karma

Mark Ennis [6:57 PM]:

Rutgers converts third and one and they’re gonna beat Bielema.

Jason Kirk [6:57 PM]:

vlad3217 [6:55 PM]:

17-14*

Mark Ennis [6:54 PM]:

@Jason Kirk exquisite trolling.

vlad3217 [6:54 PM]:

USC takes a knee to close out Utah State, 17-13

Jason Kirk [6:54 PM]:

🐢>🗻

— Maryland Athletics (@umterps) September 21, 2013

Mark Ennis [6:53 PM]:

Rutgers has the ball at its own 17 with 2:48 to go with a chance to put the game away. Arky has two timeouts. RU once trailed 24-7

KeenanAllenFett [6:53 PM]:

SHOCK LINWOOD

vlad3217 [6:53 PM]:

Punting, with 2 timeouts to stop Rutgers.

vlad3217 [6:53 PM]:

Arkansas has a 4th and 24

Mark Ennis [6:52 PM]:

Baylor is the first FBS team to score at least 70 points in back-to-back games since Ohio State in 1996.

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) September 21, 2013

Ryan Nanni [6:51 PM]:

Really looking forward to sloshed Bret Bielema turning up on a million Instagram feeds in NYC if Arkansas loses.

Mark Ennis [6:51 PM]:

Ugly truth: FIU gave Terps a better game than WVU did.

— Allan Taylor (@AllanTaylorWVU) September 21, 2013

Luke Zimmermann [6:51 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:49 PM]:

Maryland crushes ’Eers, 37-0

by Adam Jacobi, SBNation.com

It was a laugher in Baltimore as Maryland improved to 4-0 on the season.

Mark Ennis [6:49 PM]:

Holgo: "We're as inept as we can possibly be."

— Allan Taylor (@AllanTaylorWVU) September 21, 2013

vlad3217 [6:47 PM]:

Wisconsin wraps up a 41-10 win over Purdue. Lead the #B1G at 1-0

Luke Zimmermann [6:46 PM]:

We’ve entered the HAM-ing hour. XFINITY customers can follow Arkansas-Rutgers here http://xfin.tv/ESPNLive and Michigan State-Notre Dame if they weren’t already at http://xfin.tv/MSUvsND

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:46 PM]:

Rutgers and Maryland doin’ work #B1G #B1G #B1G

Rodger Sherman [6:46 PM]:

Chuckie scrambles on fourth and nine and it does not work. USC takes over with 3-ish minutes left

vlad3217 [6:45 PM]:

Jason Kirk [6:45 PM]:

I assume every frame of the ULM-Baylor highlight tape is this

GeneralMillsy [6:44 PM]:

TD Rutgers! Another banner day for the S-E-C! S-E-C!

vlad3217 [6:44 PM]:

#B1G

vlad3217 [6:44 PM]:

Touchdown RUTGERS

Mark Ennis [6:44 PM]:

Rutgers takes a 28-24 lead on Arkansas.

Mark Ennis [6:42 PM]:

Gary Nova has 330 yards passing today vs. Arkansas. How you think Johnny Manziel will do>

EvanOH [6:42 PM]:

Devastating helmet to helmet hit on kickoff return by CInci against Miami(OH)

Dan Burleson [6:42 PM]:

Holgo is your dangerous uncle. Sometimes he shows you how to win $5000 in an evening at craps. Sometimes he lights his own trailer on fire.

vlad3217 [6:42 PM]:

@Mark Ennis #karma

Luke Zimmermann [6:41 PM]:

Somebody finally flipped the “WEEK 4 GET GOOD” switch. Probably some jerk at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Jason Kirk [6:41 PM]:

This is the most points #WVU has allowed in a shutout loss since a 48-0 loss to Washington & Jefferson in 1914.

— Patrick Southern (@patricksouthern) September 21, 2013

Mark Ennis [6:40 PM]:

Rutgers now has the ball at the Arkansas 32 after a huge punt return. Down 24-21 to Arkansas in the 4th.

EvanOH [6:40 PM]:

Cinci finally scores with 4:55 left in the game. It took them 349 yards of offense to score the first points for either team

vlad3217 [6:39 PM]:

Badgers are 34 yards away from having 3 RBs with 100 yards. Again.

Mark Ennis [6:39 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann think about the divergence since that Orange Bowl for WVU and Clemson.

Luke Zimmermann [6:38 PM]:

West Virginia hanging around with LSU two years ago in Morgantown feels like a decade ago at this point.

Spencer Hall [6:38 PM]:

Seriously, Florida run-blocks well. That feels so weird to say.

Mark Ennis [6:37 PM]:

Hey Holgo, how’s West Virginia doing today?

6 turnovers. 6 first downs. Unbelievable.
— Testudo Times (@testudotimes) September 21, 2013

vlad3217 [6:36 PM]:

@Mark Ennis BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:36 PM]:

WVU qb laterals to MD to avoid a sack

vlad3217 [6:36 PM]:

I realize I should be watching other games instead of this 41-10 drubbing, but I can’t look away.

Mark Ennis [6:36 PM]:

The Baylor-ULM game is on the big screen here at Darrell K Royal Stadium about 90 minutes before kick. Texas trolling its own fans?

— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) September 21, 2013

vlad3217 [6:36 PM]:

??? going for it on 4th and goal. Picked off by Wisco on the goal line.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:35 PM]:

WVU in fg range

Rodger Sherman [6:35 PM]:

guys, so many close uninteresting games!

Jeremy Mauss [6:34 PM]:

Catch the ball Utah State defenders

Mark Ennis [6:33 PM]:

Rutgers cut Arkansas lead to 3, 24-21 9:55 left.

— Cole Cubelic (@colecubelic) September 21, 2013

KeenanAllenFett [6:33 PM]:

TURNT BRILES

KeenanAllenFett [6:32 PM]:

Shock Linwood, touchdown, Baylor.

Ryan Nanni [6:32 PM]:

As a Florida alum, I’d like to personally thank Butch Jones for starting a child instead of Justin Worley.

Mark Ennis [6:32 PM]:

I love the idea of Texas fans turning their noses at Art Briles.

vlad3217 [6:32 PM]:

MSU hits a FG, still down 17-13

vlad3217 [6:31 PM]:

@Jason Kirk This can go in the “you’re doing it wrong” instructional video.

Jason Kirk [6:30 PM]:

@vlad3217 Yep. He’ll likely be gone until halftime next week.

vlad3217 [6:30 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Was this targeting?

Jason Kirk [6:29 PM]:

63-7 now. This thing is a machine.

— OurDailyBears (@OurDailyBears) September 21, 2013

Clay Wendler [6:29 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [6:29 PM]:

Michigan State just completed !!!! a big pass

Scott Coleman [6:29 PM]:

Mike David, Daje Johnson out for Texas

by Scott Coleman, SBNation.com

The Longhorns will be without two of their most explosive playmakers on Saturday.

Gustavo Destro [6:28 PM]:

“Last week Ha-Ha Dix. Umm, Clinton Ha-Ha. Erm, Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix. Takes a while to get it right…” I love and hate Verne all at the same time.

EvanOH [6:26 PM]:

Guys, Guys, you’re missing an AMAZING game. Cinci vs Miami (OH)…. 0-0 in the FOURTH

Jeremy Mauss [6:25 PM]:

Cody Kessler needs an offensive line, he is getting thrashed… by Utah State

Ricky O’Donnell [6:24 PM]:

>>Those that didn't like the PI call in the ND game, I don't blame you. I am on your side. Not enough restriction for a foul.

— Mike Pereira (@MikePereira) September 21, 2013

Ricky O’Donnell [6:24 PM]:

ridiculous

vlad3217 [6:24 PM]:

Would have had it, but the WR dropped it while standing at the first down line.

vlad3217 [6:24 PM]:

Wisconsin going for it on 4th and 7, while up 41-10 thanks to field position.

Clay Wendler [6:23 PM]:

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:22 PM]:

Ouch WVA coming up Okie St Baylor Texas Tech Kstate

Ryan Nanni [6:22 PM]:

Let’s go to Will Muschamp on the sidelines:

Mark Ennis [6:22 PM]:

Since Tyler Murphy came into the game, the #Gators are 4-4 in the red zone … with 3 TDs.

— Thomas Goldkamp (@Goldkamp247) September 21, 2013

Peter Berkes [6:21 PM]:

@vlad3217 Tennessee and Florida are already on their way

Gustavo Destro [6:21 PM]:

31-10 Florida. Jeff Driskel ain’t getting his starting spot back.

Jason Kirk [6:21 PM]:

HUH	WHAT
All logic and reason	GONE
Florida	31 points

Ricky O’Donnell [6:21 PM]:

LeVeon not feeling that call

vlad3217 [6:21 PM]:

@Spencer Hall the #B1G needs two more teams…right?

Ricky O’Donnell [6:20 PM]:

HOW IS THAT PASS INTERFERENCE?!!!! like get outta here with that

— LeVeon Bell (@L_Bell26) September 21, 2013

Mark Ennis [6:20 PM]:

Offensive mastermind Lane Kiffin forced to burn a timeout after his team stops Utah State’s fake punt.

Spencer Hall [6:20 PM]:

Cincinnati and Miami (OH), tied at 0-0 going into the 4th.

vlad3217 [6:20 PM]:

@Milk Steak Though after Akron last week, who knows what UCONN will do

Jason Kirk [6:20 PM]:

Defensive PI pic.twitter.com/5QLhrK5sR2

— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) September 21, 2013

Jeremy Mauss [6:19 PM]:

Come on Utah State, just down three points

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:19 PM]:

@Jeremy Mauss It’s not a smart decision but it’s obvious why they went that way. A good game would keep people watching longer but whatyagonnado

Mark Ennis [6:19 PM]:

Pretty sure West Virginia is going to get shut out.

Rodger Sherman [6:19 PM]:

Utah State with a HORRENDOUS fake punt

JHouse [6:19 PM]:

Utah St. just tried a really ugly fake punt.

vlad3217 [6:19 PM]:

@Jeremy Mauss Well at this point, most UCONN fans would probably pretend they aren’t UCONN fans.

Jeremy Mauss [6:18 PM]:

@Milk Steak Probably but I can safely say there are more BYU fans than UCONN

Charlie Gebow [6:17 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman The desire to see team-in-the-same-conference-and-division-as-the-one-I-like makes me say no

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:17 PM]:

I’d assume the population of Utah vs viewers elsewhere made that decision

Jeremy Mauss [6:16 PM]:

@Jason Kirk And they got lucky that Michigan beat Akron

vlad3217 [6:16 PM]:

@Jeremy Mauss I’d agree that’s a better matchup. I’ll be watching KSU vs Texas either way.

KeenanAllenFett [6:16 PM]:

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/saban2014/signatures trolling is not enough

Jason Kirk [6:16 PM]:

@Jeremy Mauss Kind of baffling it wasn’t!

Jeremy Mauss [6:16 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Spoke too soon, good run there by the Aggies

Rodger Sherman [6:15 PM]:

17-14 USC right now, but the Aggies ain’t gettin much on USC’s defense.

Jeremy Mauss [6:15 PM]:

@vlad3217 I am biased but I think Utah vs. BYU should have been on of the ABC games

Rodger Sherman [6:15 PM]:

Anbody here hoping Chuckie doesn’t lead Utah State to victory?

vlad3217 [6:14 PM]:

@Mark Ennis I really want to know who decided to give that the evening slot that half the nation is stuck watching.

Mark Ennis [6:14 PM]:

Tyler Murphy 8-of-13 for 134 w 1 TD (also leading the #Gators with 83 yards rushing). … Jeff Driskel 3-of-6 for 33 with 1 pick-six.

— Jeff Barlis (@JeffBarlisESPN) September 21, 2013

Londonjoe [6:14 PM]:

One wonders if Tennessee accidentally spent the money meant for a cafeteria on that damnfool fighting octagon

Mark Ennis [6:13 PM]:

Hahaha oh man Michigan-UConn is on live television tonight

Londonjoe [6:13 PM]:

@Celebrity Hot Tub Florida Football’s holding up its end of the “Florida or Ohio game” but OSU is way too put together

Mark Ennis [6:13 PM]:

How many tacos we talkin? RT @wesrucker247: 5-star D-ends aren't cheap, but Tennessee needs to buy some.

— Mac B fröm Tennessee (@mac_b_from_tn) September 21, 2013

vlad3217 [6:13 PM]:

Another rushing TD, and wisconsin is up 41-10 on ???

Spencer Hall [6:12 PM]:

I’d assume if Holgo’s in charge, WVU’s offense has been repo’d for lack of payment

Mark Ennis [6:11 PM]:

@Ricky O’Donnell Yes.

Ricky O’Donnell [6:11 PM]:

Maryland actually good or WVU just that bad?

Ryan Nanni [6:11 PM]:

I am so excited for Florida’s QB controversy. It’s like arguing over which brand of mouthwash to have for dinner.

KeenanAllenFett [6:11 PM]:

17-14 USC.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [6:11 PM]:

There have been four straight fumble turnovers in the MD WVA game

Jason Kirk [6:10 PM]:

@Mark Ennis LEARNS

Jason Kirk [6:09 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Just wait til the world leans coal is edible.

Mark Ennis [6:09 PM]:

Florida’s best offensive plays are the ones where they don’t do what they intend to do.

Londonjoe [6:08 PM]:

THANKS MICHIGAN STATE

Mark Ennis [6:08 PM]:

Holgorsen is kinda lucky WVU doesn’t have any money right now.

Jason Kirk [6:08 PM]:

Mark Ennis [6:07 PM]:

WVU has 109 yards of offense and zero points through three quarters against Maryland. They have completed one pass to a wide receiver.

— Smart Football (@smartfootball) September 21, 2013

Jason Kirk [6:06 PM]:

Michigan State-Notre Dame knotted up heading toward the fourth: http://xfin.tv/MSUvsND

Rodger Sherman [6:06 PM]:

At the SBN NYC offices, we are debating whether or not we will miss this Saturday in, like April

Ryan Nanni [6:06 PM]:

Zac Murphy only has 6 punts for Miami-Ohio though. Ain’t gonna break the record with that, Zac.

Mark Ennis [6:05 PM]:

Arkansas has an offensive lineman with the last name Smothers.

Jeremy Mauss [6:05 PM]:

@Clefo gotcha, hard to tell jokes or sarcasm in text.

Jason Kirk [6:05 PM]:

Someone’s handing out ‘Saban 2014’ shirts at Texas

by Seth Rosenthal, SBNation.com

Guys, guys, guys.

Charlie Gebow [6:05 PM]:

@Jeremy Mauss It was more a sarcastic dig at USC, not an evaluation of Utah State’s talent #jokesnstuff

Jeremy Mauss [6:04 PM]:

@Clefo Well, Utah State used to be the very worst college football team forever up until the past few years.

Mark Ennis [6:03 PM]:

Kentucky scored 41 and had 675 yards against Miami (OH).

Mark Ennis [6:02 PM]:

MIami (OH) is a dreadful football team.

Jason Kirk [6:02 PM]:

If you say so!

Jeremy Mauss [6:02 PM]:

*Guess

Mark Ennis [6:02 PM]:

This is the worst Tennessee-Florida QB matchup since when?

Jeremy Mauss [6:02 PM]:

@Clefo First time watching Utah State I guss.

KeenanAllenFett [6:01 PM]:

Keeton running for his existence.

Charlie Gebow [6:01 PM]:

I don’t get all this hullabalooo about Utah State tied with the sixth best team in the Pac-12 South amirite?

Jeremy Mauss [6:00 PM]:

@KeenanAllenFett Utah State’s secondary is pretty bad but not smart.

Mark Ennis [6:00 PM]:

In #Menphis news:

Halftime 24-7 A-State 134 yards offense. Memphis 315
— ArkSt_com (@ArkSt_com) September 21, 2013

KeenanAllenFett [5:59 PM]:

Kessler gets sacked by 5 Aggies, because Kiffin is running 4 verts nearly every play.

Scott Coleman [5:59 PM]:

Texas two most explosive WR, Daje Johnson, Mike Davis out for Kansas State game with ankle injuries. #statesman

— kbohls (@kbohls) September 21, 2013

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:59 PM]:

Turns out losing Tavon Austin and Geno Smith hurts your offense

Jason Kirk [5:58 PM]:

Those airbrushed Maryland hats in action.

Mark Ennis [5:58 PM]:

Texas two most explosive WR, Daje Johnson, Mike Davis out for Kansas State game with ankle injuries. #statesman

— kbohls (@kbohls) September 21, 2013

Rodger Sherman [5:58 PM]:

i like how the saban shirts are in “burnt organge”

JHouse [5:58 PM]:

The assumption that Saban would want to move somewhere “fun” is hilarious.

Rodger Sherman [5:58 PM]:

i like how the saban shirts are in “burnt organge”

Jason Kirk [5:57 PM]:

Mark Ennis [5:57 PM]:

In 2011, it took West Virginia 11 plays to get 100 YARDS vs. Maryland. Same thing in 2012. It took 37 plays to do the same today.

— Patrick Stevens (@D1scourse) September 21, 2013

hornedfrogs45 [5:57 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Austin is pretty great tho

Mark Ennis [5:57 PM]:

Here’s all I know about Florida. They better not lose to Kentucky.

Scott Coleman [5:56 PM]:

@Clay Wendler only Tucson has good enough Mexican food worth moving for

Mark Ennis [5:56 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Like when a guy tanks to jack up his handicap.

Clay Wendler [5:56 PM]:

#justmovedAWAYfromtexas

Clay Wendler [5:56 PM]:

lol @ texans thinking mexican food is a reason to move

Scott Coleman [5:56 PM]:

I’ll sign that Saban to Texas petition. what good is democracy if I don’t?

Spencer Hall [5:56 PM]:

Ricky O’Donnell [5:56 PM]:

@runthedive that’s a tax write-off if i’ve ever seen one

Rodger Sherman [5:56 PM]:

@Mark Ennis once he figured out how to stop getting hit in the face with snaps and stuff

hornedfrogs45 [5:56 PM]:

http://saban2014.com/2/post/2013/09/why-would-saban-leave-alabama-to-come-to-texas.html

Peter Berkes [5:55 PM]:

I just bought a Saban 2014 shirt

Jason Kirk [5:55 PM]:

How’s it going for USC?

Crap In twitter jail
— Conquest Chronicles (@CChroniclesSBN) September 21, 2013

Mark Ennis [5:55 PM]:

Yes RT @itsmejaredhart: so, Tyler Murphy? Just a product of opponent or better than expected?

— Richard Johnson (@RagjUF) September 21, 2013

Jeremy Mauss [5:55 PM]:

@matthew_k You know my thoughts on that

Mark Ennis [5:55 PM]:

@matthew_k I’m voting to Pat Buchanan.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:55 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Not before it runs over the puppy/kitten cuteness summit

Matthew Kenerly [5:54 PM]:

So Fresno just announced a Heisman campaign for Derek Carr. Thoughts?

hornedfrogs45 [5:54 PM]:

Saban2014.com redirects to this, oddly: http://scores.espn.go.com/ncf/boxscore?gameId=332500252

Ricky O’Donnell [5:54 PM]:

MAKE A DIFFERENCE

Ryan Nanni [5:54 PM]:

See, once the Florida offense gets moving downhill, things just get OH GOD IT’S HEADED FOR THE ORPHANAGE

Ricky O’Donnell [5:53 PM]:

Luke Zimmermann [5:53 PM]:

I have legitimate doubts that Tennessee can score 14 points during the rest of this game.

Rodger Sherman [5:53 PM]:

3	#B1G
Michigan State	10
Notre Dame	10

Spencer Hall [5:53 PM]:

24 points? RUNNIN’ UP THE SCORE IN GAINESVILLE.

JHouse [5:53 PM]:

That shirt is amazing.

Jeremy Mauss [5:53 PM]:

And 11 people have signed the petition to get Saban. They need a bit more so they can back up the treasure chest of gold coins to get Saban to answer the phone

Rodger Sherman [5:53 PM]:

@Milk Steak it wasn’t an offensive player!

Mark Ennis [5:53 PM]:

Vote for Saban!

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:52 PM]:

Turned to Fla-Tenn just in time to see a Tenn defender fall down for no reason. Seems about right

Scott Coleman [5:52 PM]:

Only $15. I might have to get me one

Peter Berkes [5:52 PM]:

http://saban2014.com/

Jeremy Mauss [5:51 PM]:

Not shocked by that at all

Jeremy Mauss [5:51 PM]:

So this is happening at Texas games now pic.twitter.com/5GFk7bnnAR

— Jason Rogers (@JasonARogers) September 21, 2013

Peter Berkes [5:48 PM]:

I know none of you are watching it, but in case you’re in a moment of weakness, don’t watch Penn State-Kent State

Seth Rosenthal [5:48 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [5:48 PM]:

Guys, I think Mark enjoyed Louisville’s win today.

Ryan Nanni [5:48 PM]:

@Mark Ennis SPIKE FACTOR COWARDS.

Mark Ennis [5:47 PM]:

Random: FIU lost 72-0 and only attempted 9 passes today.

Jeremy Mauss [5:47 PM]:

@Jason Kirk I had the unfortunate opportunity to go to some of those game in person when younger. Just awful football.

Jason Kirk [5:47 PM]:

That there is an Arkansas halfback pass for a touchdown

hornedfrogs45 [5:47 PM]:

@Jason Kirk next week: THE IRON SKILLET

Clay Wendler [5:46 PM]:

Jason Kirk [5:46 PM]:

Jeremy Mauss [5:45 PM]:

@Jason Kirk They play for the Bayou Bucket

Jason Kirk [5:44 PM]:

Maybe you win the right to hang out with those guys?

Jason Kirk [5:44 PM]:

Londonjoe [5:44 PM]:

Everything about the MSU ND game is WRONG

Rodger Sherman [5:44 PM]:

@Jason Kirk the rights to phone number 281-330-8004

Jeremy Mauss [5:44 PM]:

CHUCKIE!!!

Ryan Nanni [5:43 PM]:

3rd	6:51
UTAH STATE	14
USC, FUTURE HOME OF RON PRINCE	14

Rodger Sherman [5:43 PM]:

UTAH STAAAAAAATE 14-14. Chuckie doin it to it

Mark Ennis [5:42 PM]:

@Jason Kirk free angioplasty.

Spencer Hall [5:42 PM]:

@Jason Kirk the services of Professor Bun B

Ryan Nanni [5:42 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Slim Thug.

JHouse [5:42 PM]:

@Jason Kirk The Bayou Bucket!

Spencer Hall [5:42 PM]:

Tennessee may have lost everything else, but by charter they must have one good kicker. 17-10, Florida leading after Tennessee field goal.

Jason Kirk [5:42 PM]:

Houston beating Rice. What is one awarded for being the best team in the city of Houston?

Mark Ennis [5:41 PM]:

Tennessee now three field goals away from taking the lead.

Mark Ennis [5:41 PM]:

Tennessee with the patented throw it one yard on 3rd and nine.

Jason Kirk [5:41 PM]:

@hornedfrogs45 Not many. They shop in bulk.

Rodger Sherman [5:40 PM]:

@GeneralMillsy Just Canadian football.

hornedfrogs45 [5:40 PM]:

Does Tennessee get good recruits anymore?

Mark Ennis [5:39 PM]:

That Tennessee throw was to Jesus’s back shoulder.

GeneralMillsy [5:39 PM]:

Tennessee is moving the ball down the field. I don’t understand what they are doing. Is this legal in football?

Rodger Sherman [5:39 PM]:

ND-MSU quarterbacks are 17-42 thus far

Peter Berkes [5:39 PM]:

Baylor’s next game is at home against West Virginia, so set your clocks and get a flame retardent blanket

Jason Kirk [5:39 PM]:

Put your galoshes on. It's time to wade back into Tennessee-Florida.

— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) September 21, 2013

KeenanAllenFett [5:38 PM]:

Florida-Tenn is meta-fiction at this point.

Scott Coleman [5:37 PM]:

USC just missed a long field goal, still lead Utah State 14-7

Rodger Sherman [5:36 PM]:

guys, Florida-Tennessee is back from halftime and oh no i have dysentary

hornedfrogs45 [5:36 PM]:

@Jason Kirk I think it’s right around hockey season.

KeenanAllenFett [5:35 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman There will be commas.

Jason Kirk [5:35 PM]:

@hornedfrogs45 When’s that season start?

hornedfrogs45 [5:33 PM]:

@Jason Kirk What about baseball?!

Rodger Sherman [5:33 PM]:

$Texas?

Rodger Sherman [5:33 PM]:

how many points is baylor going to score against texas this year?

Jason Kirk [5:33 PM]:

6:15p ET – #UFC165 Online Prelims8p ET Prelims – @FoxSports110p ET LIVE on PPV! Order Now: http://t.co/yYZWgjM1mT pic.twitter.com/iwmmcGdOmm

— XFINITY Sports (@XFINITYSports) September 21, 2013

For those interested in other sports!

Scott Coleman [5:33 PM]:

Come on guys, we all know Todd Graham is going to Texas. he has horses living in the area

hornedfrogs45 [5:33 PM]:

“He’s from Baylor. We kill Baylor. We can get whoever we want.” Is essentially their argument

hornedfrogs45 [5:31 PM]:

I’ve talked to several UT people who don’t think Art Briles is good enough or prestigious enough to be the next UT coach.

Jason Kirk [5:31 PM]:

3. Move the Jags to Syracuse!

KeenanAllenFett [5:31 PM]:

Syracuse’s helmet has a shag.

Peter Berkes [5:30 PM]:

What is on Syracuse’s head

Mark Ennis [5:30 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman well I do.

Jason Kirk [5:30 PM]:

1. Helmets! 2. Almost a conference game!

Rodger Sherman [5:29 PM]:

@Mark Ennis no

Mark Ennis [5:29 PM]:

Remember when West Virginia senator Joe Manchin said this: “Louisville doesn’t have the record. They don’t have the standings or the merit that West Virginia has. You know what, Louisville? Go back and toughen up a little bit. Get better. And maybe you’ll be part of the Big 12 later on.”

Scott Coleman [5:29 PM]:

or even the same person living split life as a comedian and football coach

Peter Berkes [5:29 PM]:

Raise your hand if you predicted this the night of '11 Orange Bowl: Since WVU hung 70 on Clemson, Mounties are 9-8 and Tigers 14-2.

— Larry Williams (@LarryWilliamsTI) September 21, 2013

Spencer Hall [5:29 PM]:

@Scott Coleman no

Scott Coleman [5:28 PM]:

Are we 100% positive Bielema and Rob Riggle aren’t blood brothers

Peter Berkes [5:27 PM]:

#BERTFACE

Peter Berkes [5:27 PM]:

Puzzled Bret Bielema face #Bert http://t.co/OpUJCInpiH

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) September 21, 2013

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:26 PM]:

@Mark Ennis It’s ok, I’m confused too. Edsall hasn’t screwed it up yet

Jason Kirk [5:26 PM]:

That’ll happen any time you give up a quarterback to the New York Jets.

GeneralMillsy [5:26 PM]:

So in the second half, if Tennessee gets the ball on the Florida side of the field they should just kick the field goal on first down, right?

Ryan Nanni [5:26 PM]:

STILL HALFTIME	THANK GOD
FLORIDA	BORTLES
TENNESSEE	NEGATIVE BORTLES

Mark Ennis [5:25 PM]:

Whoops, I mean WVU down 30-0 to Maryland

hornedfrogs45 [5:25 PM]:

Baylor just punted.

Mark Ennis [5:24 PM]:

Ho ho ho WVU down 30-0 vs. WVU

Scott Coleman [5:23 PM]:

@hornedfrogs45 Chuckie and the fightin’ Aggies of Utah State against USC

vlad3217 [5:23 PM]:

@hornedfrogs45 Badgers vs ???

hornedfrogs45 [5:22 PM]:

What game is everyone watching now?

KeenanAllenFett [5:22 PM]:

@Clay Wendler what an incredible interception.

Rodger Sherman [5:22 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Urban Meyer, pouring rum down the throat of a dead man

Clay Wendler [5:21 PM]:

Mark Ennis [5:21 PM]:

Hey guys. Matt Porter provided us with this wonderful image of the Savannah State roster provided to reporters for today’s Miami game.

Peter Berkes [5:21 PM]:

On top of being the searing hot flame of truth and goodness, Baylor’s uniforms look pretty great

Scott Coleman [5:21 PM]:

Bo Pelini’s job seems safe…for now.

Ryan Nanni [5:21 PM]:

Art Briles must be exhausting to party with. “YEAH IT’S 5 AM AND WE’RE UP SIXTY SO WHAT HAVE SOME MORE RUM”

Short Shrift [5:19 PM]:

@KeenanAllenFett Susan G. Komen Paint for the Cure

Rodger Sherman [5:19 PM]:

Notre Dame scores! It’s 10-7! High scorin saturday in college gridiron

Scott Coleman [5:18 PM]:

#goacc

Gustavo Destro [5:17 PM]:

FIU coach asking for a running clock in the ULM-Baylor game.

KeenanAllenFett [5:17 PM]:

Spencer Hall [5:15 PM]:

There are 13 minutes left in the second quarter of ULM/Baylor.

Mark Ennis [5:14 PM]:

HOW DID REALIGNMENT COST US A TEXAS-NEBRASKA GAME THIS SEASON? DAMN IT ALL.

— Andy Glockner (@AndyGlockner) September 21, 2013

josejose50 [5:14 PM]:

Still dont understand the refs… Defense player loses helmet, run 10 seconds off for the offense?

hornedfrogs45 [5:14 PM]:

I want an Art Briles.

KeenanAllenFett [5:12 PM]:

Baylor is angry.

GeneralMillsy [5:12 PM]:

Refs ran off 10 seconds because they’re just as tired of watching this crap as we are.

Mark Ennis [5:12 PM]:

Verne is not amused. “The first half of this one would crack mirrors.”

Peter Berkes [5:11 PM]:

Justin Worley is in for the Vols, and Nathan Peterman was never seen again

ajbradsher [5:10 PM]:

@Mark Ennis No, Gary want’s to see the champion of the Pac-10.

Jason Kirk [5:09 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Good lord that’s brutal.

ajbradsher [5:09 PM]:

@Mark Ennis

She Blinded Me With Violence [5:09 PM]:

Peterman: 4/10, 6 yards, 1 INT

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:09 PM]:

Flags, flags, flags up 30-0 over shine at the half

Rodger Sherman [5:09 PM]:

Tommy Rees should be allowed to QB both Florida and Tennessee

Peter Berkes [5:09 PM]:

@Scott Coleman I want to see Oregon and Baylor

Mark Ennis [5:09 PM]:

@Scott Coleman Gary Danielson?

Charlie Gebow [5:09 PM]:

@Scott Coleman Dabo?

Ryan Nanni [5:08 PM]:

@Spencer Hall 3rd and long? RAMPS, BITCH.

Scott Coleman [5:08 PM]:

Is there anyone who doesn’t want to see Alabama vs. Oregon in January?

Spencer Hall [5:08 PM]:

We’re all about the Slow Football movement in the SEC. Locavores and organically produced turnovers only

Richard Johnson [5:08 PM]:

Someone screengrab Muschamp looking like he smelled a fart while clapping after that touchdown please

Mark Ennis [5:07 PM]:

Florida completed one pass on that drive?

Jason Kirk [5:07 PM]:

Oregon had 38 points on Tennessee at the half, proving those West Coast folks are always in too much of a dang hurry.

Ryan Nanni [5:06 PM]:

Bless This Mess, Will Muschamp.

Rodger Sherman [5:06 PM]:

FIRE MACK BROWN

Mark Ennis [5:06 PM]:

And that may be the happiest someone named Mack Brown is all day.

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) September 21, 2013

ajbradsher [5:05 PM]:

The only thing left for this game is for a kicker to try a FG that somehow gets stuck in the goalpost.

Spencer Hall [5:05 PM]:

Your mother has a cross-stitch framed on her wall that says Live Well, Laugh Much, And Don’t Ever Watch Tennessee/Florida Because It Will Take The Sights From Your Eyes

Rodger Sherman [5:05 PM]:

Facefumble defines Florida-Tennessee

by Rodger Sherman, SBNation.com

Offense does not exist in Florida-Tennessee.

Mark Ennis [5:05 PM]:

Tennessee isn’t even going to make Florida throw the ball.

Clay Wendler [5:04 PM]:

Shoopmonster [5:04 PM]:

Spencer, when you wrote about Florida football being predicated on inflicting pain, did you mean inflicting it on the announcers and fans?

Richard Johnson [5:04 PM]:

I want to go home

Jason Kirk [5:04 PM]:

Florida FAT GUY INTERCEPTION RUINED BY TEAMMATE might be my favorite GIF of the year so far.

KeenanAllenFett [5:03 PM]:

@Clay Wendler that about sums it up.

Clay Wendler [5:03 PM]:

Mark Ennis [5:02 PM]:

We’ve secretly replaced Tennessee-Florida with baseball. Let’s see if they notice.

Jason Kirk [5:02 PM]:

@Read Option Watch too many Florida or Tennessee games and you do have a hard time counting past 10.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [5:01 PM]:

Awesome d line interception by terps, sadly not fat

Jeremy Mauss [5:01 PM]:

Chuckie Keeton is pressing to much on those throws.

Ryan Nanni [5:01 PM]:

Florida Football: We’re Not Virginia Tech?

Read Option [5:00 PM]:

Gary Danielson called it “Pac-10” which makes sense because it’s the last time he watched a Pac-12 game.

Scott Coleman [5:00 PM]:

S E C S E C S E C S E C S E C S E C S E C

Spencer Hall [5:00 PM]:

The funniest thing you can think about Tennessee/Florida is that this is something someone made on purpose.

Richard Johnson [5:00 PM]:

I have no idea what’s going on right not.

Mark Ennis [4:59 PM]:

This is the worst football game I’ve ever watched.

Jason Kirk [4:59 PM]:

Now on pace for 15! Yes!

She Blinded Me With Violence [4:59 PM]:

This game will have more turnovers than Florida/Tennessee in basketball.

Mark Ennis [4:59 PM]:

A Florida turnover gives Tennessee the chance to punt from deep in Florida territory.

Jason Kirk [4:58 PM]:

Now on pace for … 13 turnovers between Tennessee and Florida? Almost 14? Let’s go for 15!

Mark Ennis [4:57 PM]:

LOLOLOL

Ricky O’Donnell [4:57 PM]:

@Scott Coleman Terrified Michigan Punter is top five GIF dead or alive

Mark Ennis [4:57 PM]:

Make that 15 plays, 35 points for Baylor.

— Jim Weber (@JimMWeber) September 21, 2013

Jason Kirk [4:56 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Heck of an arm!

Jason Kirk [4:56 PM]:

The Michigan State-Notre Dame and Tennessee-Florida clocks are the clocks that should be running.

Scott Coleman [4:56 PM]:

Florida QB GIF has nothing on Michigan punter GIF

Clay Wendler [4:56 PM]:

Mark Ennis [4:54 PM]:

@Yostal CGI.

Spencer Hall [4:54 PM]:

I know someone already posted that. But I want that shame up twice

Spencer Hall [4:54 PM]:

Jason Kirk [4:53 PM]:

Michigan State offensive touchdown! http://xfin.tv/MSUvsND

Yostal [4:52 PM]:

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Michigan State just scored an offensive touchdown? At least make your lies plausible NBC.

KeenanAllenFett [4:51 PM]:

Marqise Lee turns his ankle. USC scores on the next play.

Scott Coleman [4:51 PM]:

God that’s such a good one

Jason Kirk [4:51 PM]:

via @ESPNMcGee

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:50 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Ooooow…….. snap

Yostal [4:50 PM]:

No one actually likes offense, right?

Ryan Nanni [4:50 PM]:

@Jason Kirk (close image) (close browser) (close eyes) (close coffin lid)

Clay Wendler [4:50 PM]:

shephard [4:49 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman SHOUTOUT TO PALINDROMES

Jason Kirk [4:49 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [4:48 PM]:

TIMEOUT BEFORE THIRD AND 33. TO AVOID A DELAY OF GAME THAT WOULD MAKE IT THIRD AND 38

Peter Berkes [4:48 PM]:

Did we just call a play to intentionally get Peterman killed?

— Rob Huddleston (@Rob_Huddleston) September 21, 2013

Spencer Hall [4:48 PM]:

Take a knee, Tennessee.

Rodger Sherman [4:48 PM]:

SORRY. THIRD AND 33.

Mark Ennis [4:48 PM]:

These two teams could play for a year and they wouldn’t match the offensive output from A&M/Alabama.

Peter Berkes [4:47 PM]:

UF-UT is pretty clearly the worse game

Rodger Sherman [4:47 PM]:

THIRD AND 30 BABY

Peter Berkes [4:47 PM]:

An OPI call, and Felder is sated for the time being

Rodger Sherman [4:47 PM]:

Which is more aggressively bad: MSU-ND or Florida-Tennessee

Spencer Hall [4:47 PM]:

I can’t ever make fun of the Big Ten again. That’s over.

Passive Voice [4:46 PM]:

Verne and Gary are losing it.

Peter Berkes [4:46 PM]:

Verne Lundquist is absolutely flabbergasted

Peter Berkes [4:46 PM]:

I give that catch an OMG and a GTFO/LMAO

Scott Coleman [4:45 PM]:

My life is changed

Mark Ennis [4:45 PM]:

If this was a Big East game the belly-aching would be insufferable.

Jason Kirk [4:45 PM]:

LIFE-CHANGING

Jason Kirk [4:45 PM]:

If you like insane life-changing one-handed touchdown catches then you might enjoy this. http://t.co/2t4uljh7q4

— BuzzFeed Sports (@BuzzFeedSports) September 21, 2013

Peter Berkes [4:45 PM]:

Wait, is that guy’s name Pig Howard?

Ryan Nanni [4:44 PM]:

There are prison riot videos prettier than this Florida-Tennessee game.

Mark Ennis [4:44 PM]:

And Gary Danielson summarizes it well. “This is as bad as I’ve seen.”

Jason Kirk [4:43 PM]:

What would it take to get Butch Jones mic’d up during actual Tennessee games?

KeenanAllenFett [4:43 PM]:

USU vs the run is not pleasant.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:43 PM]:

Nebraska not having a great day against “the one with mount rushmore.”

Peter Berkes [4:41 PM]:

1-6 now after he completely sailed the ball on that 3rd down

Rodger Sherman [4:40 PM]:

Nathan Peterman is 1-5 for 9 yards and a pick. So that's p. good.

— Peter Berkes (@runthedive) September 21, 2013

Mark Ennis [4:40 PM]:

Tennessee-Florida was once Wuerffel-Manning. I don’t know what this is.

Jason Kirk [4:40 PM]:

EXPLETIVE	DELETED
South Dakota State	17
Nebraska	21

Clay Wendler [4:39 PM]:

Spencer Hall [4:39 PM]:

Mark Dantonio, just diagramming a properly dug grave.

Jason Kirk [4:39 PM]:

Thanks again, Lane! RT @Snuffy_Jones: this qb over at baylor throwing td's every 30 secs was originally going to tenn wasn't he?

— OurDailyBears (@OurDailyBears) September 21, 2013

TCMcG [4:38 PM]:

Alert: B1G Coaches Commercial!! They’re diagramming plays. It’s no COMMA PENN SHTAAAAAATE, but it’s … Something.

Rodger Sherman [4:38 PM]:

ND hooks a field goal. This game is hell.

Ryan Nanni [4:38 PM]:

I gotta say, Notre Dame is making me feel soooooo much better about being a Florida fan.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:37 PM]:

@Mark Ennis Come to the wonderful concoction of shine and insanity going on in Baltimore

Mark Ennis [4:37 PM]:

I just want you guys to know Louisville made Ron Turner try and tap out of a football game today.

Rodger Sherman [4:37 PM]:

Deciding whether to call him “Touchdown Tommy” or “Red Zone Rees”

Jason Kirk [4:36 PM]:

Dare you to watch Arkansas-Rutgers. Dare you.

Mark Ennis [4:36 PM]:

So instead of compelling matchups this afternoon, we’re all in a mandatory HR meeting seeing if we can tell which guy is gonna get fired today.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:35 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman Legal yes, in good taste surely not

Rodger Sherman [4:34 PM]:

Apparently it is legal and worth six points.

Rodger Sherman [4:34 PM]:

The refs are going to check the rulebook to see if what Florida did was legal

Ryan Nanni [4:34 PM]:

If you just missed Florida’s offensive touchdown, bad news, as the next is not scheduled for 73 years.

Mark Ennis [4:33 PM]:

Florida threw a touchdown. Wasn’t sure that was allowed.

Mark Ennis [4:33 PM]:

Hello my friends. Let us continue footballing.

Jason Kirk [4:32 PM]:

USU brings a blitz on 3rd Down, trusting its corners to cover USC's wide receivers man-to-man. A truly amazing sentence I just created.

— The Upset (@TheUpset) September 21, 2013

Jason Kirk [4:30 PM]:

Future update: Florida turns the ball back over to Tennessee. Present update: Tennessee turns the ball over to Florida.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:30 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Don’t see why not. Perfectly logical strategy

Travis Miller [4:29 PM]:

So… how many of you are already out of your alcohol supply and wondering what the hell you’re gonna do now? #huskers

— CornNation (@CornNation) September 21, 2013

Charlie Gebow [4:29 PM]:

BO PELINI MURDERING A HOBO AFTER THE 2009 HOLIDAY BOWL: EXCLUSIVE

Jason Kirk [4:29 PM]:

ULM has apparently put eight or nine in the box multiple times against Baylor so far in passing-friendly situations. It’s not working.

Rodger Sherman [4:27 PM]:

SDSU up 17-14 on Nebraska! Great day for ___th Dakota States

Jason Kirk [4:26 PM]:

Delay of game on Notre Dame. Brian Kelly has just turned plum.

Peter Berkes [4:26 PM]:

@BoilerTMill Hope springs eternal ha ha ha sorry

Travis Miller [4:25 PM]:

And we just lost a timeout AND our challenge on a dumb challenge. I thought we fired Danny Hope.

Ryan Nanni [4:24 PM]:

Chuckie Keeton should be all time quarterback. Not just in this game. All of the games.

Scott Coleman [4:23 PM]:

CHUCKIEEEEE. Utah State ties USC at 7-7 with an extra point

Jason Kirk [4:22 PM]:

Tennessee suffers a Verne “OH BROTHER!” after dropping a likely first down.

Rodger Sherman [4:22 PM]:

“Oh no! Oh brother!” great summary of Florida-UT

KeenanAllenFett [4:22 PM]:

@Run Home Jack Dinkies delivers.

Jason Kirk [4:22 PM]:

Gators RG Jon Halapio (torn pectoral muscle) is coming back. Gonna give it a shot. Man.

— Jason Lieser (@PBPjasonlieser) September 21, 2013

Jason Kirk [4:19 PM]:

VMI held Virginia scoreless for a quarter.

Ryan Nanni [4:19 PM]:

I’d like to point out that SB Nation NYC does NOT have any ice cream for me to stress eat. Bush league.

Rodger Sherman [4:19 PM]:

@KeenanAllenFett USC misery waltz isn’t QUITE miserable enough. but we’ll be checking.

Charlie Gebow [4:18 PM]:

@BoilerTMill If that happens some anonymous person is gonna leak a Bo Pelini Snuff Film this week or something

KeenanAllenFett [4:18 PM]:

Turnt Briles vs TWO QBS!! or Chuckiiiiieee and USC misery waltz? pls advise.

Jason Kirk [4:18 PM]:

@BoilerTMill Jackrabbits are not arsonists, sir.

Rodger Sherman [4:18 PM]:

@BoilerTMill It would be kinda a bummer for Nebraska to have an ACTUAL reason to fire Bo

kizzak [4:18 PM]:

Are we certain that several horses did not sneak onto college football fields this week?

Scott Coleman [4:18 PM]:

Bo Pelini is sweatin’

Shoopmonster [4:18 PM]:

@BoilerTMill World’s largest popcorn party?

Travis Miller [4:17 PM]:

Does anyone else want to see South Dakota State somehow upset Nebraska just to see Lincoln burn?

Rodger Sherman [4:17 PM]:

Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but Florida failed to score in the red zone.

Jason Kirk [4:16 PM]:

As @celebrityhottub has probably told you, Tennessee might be better off spiking every play and punting at this point.

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) September 21, 2013

Rodger Sherman [4:16 PM]:

@JHouse it’s ugly, but, trust me, we can go uglier

Shoopmonster [4:15 PM]:

Think Butch Jones could hold his own against Muschamp?

shephard [4:15 PM]:

Is that hedge Florida’s best receiver and i’ll just show myself out now i’m so sorry

Jason Kirk [4:15 PM]:

Nebraska on [expletive deleted] upset alert already. Can stream it here: http://xfin.tv/BTN

Adam Jacobi [4:14 PM]:

VT-Marshall got weird. http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/9/21/4755960/virginia-tech-marshall-2013-results-game-recap

JHouse [4:14 PM]:

This is the ugliest game in history.

Scott Coleman [4:14 PM]:

There are quite a few “I wish this was a college basketball game instead” games today

Peter Berkes [4:13 PM]:

FIELD GOAL COMIN’

Rodger Sherman [4:13 PM]:

(I was saying “Bo” not “Boo,” but both work)

Rodger Sherman [4:13 PM]:

SDSU and Nebraska are tied at 14. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Scott Coleman [4:13 PM]:

@Rodger Sherman true that.

Travis Miller [4:12 PM]:

Oh Geez, Good thing I am at a brewery. How can you stack both lines like that and still have a guy break out untouched.

FourBerts [4:12 PM]:

“Coach K feels his offense was underper—wait, that was FOOTBALL?” —Duke Fans

Ryan Nanni [4:11 PM]:

So Florida has more penalties than the Vols have offensive plays. GREAT.

Rodger Sherman [4:11 PM]:

Final
Pitt	58
Duke	55

Ryan Nanni [4:09 PM]:

Yeah, but Will Muschamp just needs to get ’em in an armbar here.

Jason Kirk [4:09 PM]:

I’d say Chuckie is the most hipster player in the country

Rodger Sherman [4:08 PM]:

@Scott Coleman correction: the best player in the country SB Nation people swoon over and nobody else knows about

Scott Coleman [4:08 PM]:

I also think he’d be willing to do a QB sneak on the goalline without a helmet if given the opportunity

Jason Kirk [4:07 PM]:

Georgia pulls away from North Texas late, 45-21

by Peter Berkes, SBNation.com

The Mean Green kept this game close into the second half, but the Bulldogs kept their cool and pulled away late for the victory.

Scott Coleman [4:07 PM]:

Chuckie Keeton of Utah State is probably the best player in the country no one knows about.

Jason Kirk [4:07 PM]:

Florida QB Jeff Driskel leaves game with injury

by Peter Berkes, SBNation.com

The Gator offense will lean on a quarterback who has never thrown a college pass before after Driskel left the game with what looks like an ankle injury.

Rodger Sherman [4:06 PM]:

1	8:41
Michigan State	Nil
Notre Dame	Zilch

Ryan Nanni [4:05 PM]:

Utah State converts on 3rd and 20some, because CHUCKIEEEEE

KeenanAllenFett [4:04 PM]:

Bleach Party

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:04 PM]:

Sad WVU fan crowd shots are the best

Jason Kirk [4:04 PM]:

1	3:53
West Virginia	0
Maryland	14

Spencer Hall [4:03 PM]:

Classic hitch throw by Driskel there.

Clay Wendler [4:02 PM]:

Jason Kirk [4:01 PM]:

Clay Wendler [4:00 PM]:

Rodger Sherman [4:00 PM]:

@christoff79 holy balls you are not lying

Rodger Sherman [3:59 PM]:

Aaron Dobson woulda caught that. Aaron Dobson woulda caught anything, tho.

Rodger Sherman [3:59 PM]:

BEAUTIFUL pass on fourht-and-nine but it slips through the Marshall receivers hands…. damn rain. VT gets the super-impressive triple-OT win over Marshall.

christoff79 [3:59 PM]:

Pitt vs Duke is 58-55? What the….

Rodger Sherman [3:58 PM]:

Florida-Tennessee already looked like an awful game, and now both teams are playing backup QB’s.

Jason Kirk [3:57 PM]:

Jeff Driskel on crutches.

Rodger Sherman [3:57 PM]:

fourth and nine for the game in Marshall VT

josejose50 [3:56 PM]:

Wow heck of a non call on the PI there

Rodger Sherman [3:55 PM]:

Between ND-MSU and Tennessee-Florida…. more offensive TD’s or defensive?

Ryan Nanni [3:54 PM]:

I think the real loser here is Jacoby Brissett.

Spencer Hall [3:54 PM]:

This is sponsored by XFINITY so I’ll refrain from stating just how much I want everything to die right now

Jason Kirk [3:54 PM]:

ERIC BERRY ERIC BERRY ERIC DEVON SWOFFORD. A freshman. A walk-on. A touchdown #Vols!

— RockyTopTalk (@RockyTopTalk) September 21, 2013

Lucas Jackson [3:53 PM]:

Someone check on Spencer!

Spencer Hall [3:53 PM]:

Logan Thomas in flight looks like a polar bear hitting the pool at the zoo.

Peter Berkes [3:52 PM]:

Logan Thomas just popped that dude’s helmet off like a beercap

Jason Kirk [3:51 PM]:

@KeenanAllenFett Still looking live. Looking live at all times.

Spencer Hall [3:51 PM]:

For the 26th week in a row, the public wonders if Florida even practiced offense during the week.

Rodger Sherman [3:51 PM]:

Virginia Tech scores a TD! They have to go for two because hahahahahahahahsdh;;lkjadsf

KeenanAllenFett [3:51 PM]:

scrolls to bottom …oh.

KeenanAllenFett [3:49 PM]:

You are looking live at an internet chat room on week 4.

dgirtman [3:48 PM]:

Just think, we’re only a few minutes from VT punting on 4th and goal.

Rodger Sherman [3:48 PM]:

@josejose50 yup. I’m not sure they’d want to, though.

Ryan Nanni [3:48 PM]:

Michigan State is playing the best offense of the three games we have on here. That’s the reality I live in.

Spencer Hall [3:46 PM]:

This will be this entire game: an endless series of errors someone will call intentional.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [3:44 PM]:

It’s not the kicker’s fault, it’s hard to kick when you can’t see your feet due to camo shoes

Drew! [3:44 PM]:

@CelebrityHotTub So that one was the sound of a clown playing trombone being slowly strangled to death…

Jason Kirk [3:44 PM]:

Better than Florida, where nobody can hit a punt. Tennessee with short field.

Ryan Nanni [3:44 PM]:

If anyone needs me I’ll be filling this wheelbarrow with bricks and betting Will Muschamp he can’t eat them all.

Spencer Hall [3:44 PM]:

Florida’s pregame meals must be huge.

josejose50 [3:44 PM]:

Ummm you can still kick FGs in OT3 right? You just cant do XPs

Peter Berkes [3:44 PM]:

“A thriller here in Blacksburg” Ohhhhhhhh-kay, if you say so

Rodger Sherman [3:43 PM]:

triple OT, because nobody can hit a field goal.

Rodger Sherman [3:43 PM]:

We have reached peak Beamerball.

Passive Voice [3:43 PM]:

ho ho hokies

Drew! [3:42 PM]:

More exciting #98 in football? VT lineman or Devin Gardner? My vote is VT lineman.

Ian Cuevas [3:42 PM]:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Rodger Sherman [3:42 PM]:

Players protest NCAA through “APU” markings

by Rodger Sherman, SBNation.com

Several players made arguably the most prominent statement yet against the NCAA’s policies by putting letters symbolizing their “All Players United” on their clothing.

Shoopmonster [3:41 PM]:

Is Tulane Syracuse an actual game, or an elaborate ruse to imprison people that watch snuff films?

josejose50 [3:40 PM]:

@Clay Wendler 92 needed to just follow his man… solo close to FGTD

Spencer Hall [3:40 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Yes, because we have maximum jiggle here.

Clay Wendler [3:39 PM]:

Jason Kirk [3:39 PM]:

Would that have been the greatest FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN of all time? Would a game-winner have topped the Fridge in the Super Bowl? These are the questions Virginia Tech football drives you toward.

Spencer Hall [3:39 PM]:

Tennessee gives Florida the ball first because they, like you, appreciate comedy.

Jason Kirk [3:38 PM]:

3:30 PM ET Saturday #CFB ScheduleUT @ Florida (CBS)Mich ST @ Notre Dame (NBC)Purdue @ Wisconsin (ABC/ESPN2)

— XFINITY Sports (@XFINITYSports) September 21, 2013

Drew! [3:36 PM]:

!!!!!!!!!FAT GUY!!!!!!!!!

Ryan Nanni [3:36 PM]:

Let’s see what happens when we replace Tom’s Virginia Tech with Michigan State.

Secretary of Balloon Doggies [3:36 PM]:

Let me take the opportunity to stake my position as pro MD unies

Rodger Sherman [3:36 PM]:

very nearly a game-winning fat guy touchdown in VT-Marshall

TCMcG [3:36 PM]:

Aw… Buckets.

TCMcG [3:36 PM]:

Fat Guy Win!

Ryan Nanni [3:34 PM]:

@Drew! KETCHUP

Jason Kirk [3:34 PM]:

NOW WE CAN PUNT!

— GobblerCountry.com (@gobblercountry) September 21, 2013

Drew! [3:34 PM]:

Hey guys! What noise did the VT field goal attempt make in your minds? It was ‘PTHOINK’ for me.

Ben Raphel [3:33 PM]:

decided schematic field goal advantage

Spencer Hall [3:33 PM]:

Marshall and VT, just trading blocked FGs

Peter Berkes [3:33 PM]:

BEAMERBALL

Rodger Sherman [3:32 PM]:

Marshall’s kicker has also missed his only attempt of the day

Jason Kirk [3:32 PM]:

Passive Voice [3:32 PM]:

THE FIGHTIN WEISES

Spencer Hall [3:32 PM]:

I’ll be watching Tennessee/Florida. For love, the least satisfying reason of all.

Shoopmonster [3:32 PM]:

Kansas absolutely stole that game. I should feel bad for watching it.

Rodger Sherman [3:32 PM]:

Marshall setting up for the field goal! Coach McConnaughey has this team in good hsape

josejose50 [3:31 PM]:

and the KU FG is …… GOOD

Peter Berkes [3:29 PM]:

I’m kind of excited, in a very odd way

Rodger Sherman [3:29 PM]:

VT faces third-and-18. Their kicker tried his first attempt today. This will end well.

Jason Kirk [3:29 PM]:

I’m primarily watching Tennessee-Florida. What y’all lookin’ at?

Ryan Nanni [3:29 PM]:

Not as excited as I am about HOLTZ-WEIS OT

Rodger Sherman [3:25 PM]:

am excited

Rodger Sherman [3:25 PM]:

y’all excited for OT of marshall-VT

Ryan Nanni [3:24 PM]:

I wonder how Tyler from Atlanta feels about this North Texas score.

JHouse [3:24 PM]:

(Mario Cristobal)

Jason Kirk [3:24 PM]:

Georgia Tech comes back to beat UNC, 28-20

by Peter Berkes, SBNation.com

The Yellow Jackets reeled off 21 straight in the second half to come back and beat the Tar Heels in Atlanta.

Peter Berkes [3:23 PM]:

Ron Turner.

Jason Kirk [3:23 PM]:

WOW. Charlie Strong says #UofL and FIU coaches did talk about a running clock. Ron Turner totally denied it.

— Jonathan Lintner (@JonathanLintner) September 21, 2013

Ryan Nanni [3:21 PM]:

@runthedive The deleted scenes from Se7en are weird.

Peter Berkes [3:21 PM]:

I just saw Paul Johnson smiling in a rainstorm

Rodger Sherman [3:21 PM]:

ANGRY PUNTER

Rodger Sherman [3:21 PM]: