Thanks to everyone who E-PARTIED with us all day, and let’s do this again next week!

I’m live Tweetin the UCLA-Utah scrum for Pacific Takes. It’s my goal to have humor & information together, at the same time, in the same place.

Gonna go ahead and wrap up LIVE for the day.

so GT and UVA are tied for first in the ACC coastal #goacc

WELL ALL RIGHT Y’ALL.

@Jason Kirk My team got (expectedly) dumptrucked, and I’ll still say it’s been a fantastic day.

@quzybuk oh man. it was a good day

UPDATE: Now it is 3rd & 19

@Jason Kirk Good. Don’t want to see anyone get hurt in the massive celebration.

@Jason Kirk Katy Perry throwing corndogs.

GIF of the day, in my opinion

@ajkst1 we’ve evacuated all personnel

@Nam Le For Abdullah, yes

What’s the opening line for OSU/Michigan? OSU -21?

@Pete Volk is that bad

STORM THAT FIELD, RUTGERS

Rutgers beats Michigan. And for first time in 47 seasons, Michigan has started 0-2 in Big Ten play.

— Mike Huguenin (@MikeHuguenin) October 5, 2014

Rutgers students seem to be lining up to rush the field…

— Max Cohen (@MaxACohen) October 5, 2014

Georgia Tech assumes control of the Coastal Division. Such as it is.

— Brian Barbour (@tarheelblog) October 5, 2014

@Jason Kirk I’m in

@Matt Brown let’s all go

@nate.siems Good point.

@Oh No Romo Depending on what you eat…regrettable the same instant

THE KICK IS BLOCKED THE KICK IS BLOCKED! APP STATE WINS DOWN GOES MICHIGAN

— Matt Brown (@MattSBN) October 5, 2014

@nate.siems Mostly regrettable the next day.

BLOCKED

K-State defeats Texas Tech, 45-13. Wildcats go to Norman in two weeks.

— Bring On The Cats (@BringOnTheCats) October 5, 2014

#OleMiss had 400 recruits on unofficial visits today to see the Rebels beat #Alabama.

— Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) October 5, 2014

@Jason Kirk Starting with the Michigan challenge and the loss of the final timeout.

Michigan ending coming up on BTN. This will surely be orderly, tidy, and non-embarrassing for all involved.

Was this sign mentioned on TV? http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/10/4/6908659/georgia-tech-brad-kaaya-bye-felicia-sign-photo

USC takes a 26-18 lead. Still short of covering.

WSU vs. Cal about to kick. O/U 120 pass attempts?

With Sebastian and McClure out, Walk-on safety Cormac Craigie and WR-turned-SAF-like-four-weeks-ago Patrick Worstell now on the 2-deep. #Cal

— Cal Rivals (@CalRivals) October 5, 2014

ASU/USC still in play, Bud

@mgowp8 I’m a Gopher diehard. That’s how I feel about them…Though I have some choice opinions about the coach.

@nate.siems Eh, probably. There’s always somebody.

@mgowp8 Dylan Larkin. That’s who I am thinking of. Never have had the chance to see him play, just basing this off of his draft position.

@mgowp8 Trouba I remember, but I swear they have some kid that is the next big thing. Could be wrong though.

Nebraska-MSU is back, and Sparty blows up a screen

@nate.siems Trouba? Left after the season, plays for the Jets

@Jason Kirk His timeouts are closer to his family now

@mgowp8 …Don’t they have one of the best players in the nation?

#ToddGrahamTimeoutWatch 2:25 left in the 3rd quarter, final timeout of the game

— House of Sparky (@HouseOfSparky) October 5, 2014

@nate.siems Hockey team has been down for the last few years, so not that big a deal

@Pete Volk Brady Hoke can do anything he sets his mind to

MICHIGAN BACK???

@nate.siems Brady Hoke can top that

Breaking: We have new information on where Ole Miss' goalposts are. http://t.co/wJpJPFCEX7 pic.twitter.com/fSVqL2gS3c

— SB Nation (@SBNation) October 5, 2014

@Matt Brown i’d love to see another airport firing. It should be a college football yearly tradition.

@Nam Le I hope yes. A Michigan Man finishes seasons, good or bad.

via @TomOrr4:

@Raymie Humbert Mississippi State. Named for the cowbells.

DO IT RUTGERS. MAKE THIS MICHIGAN’S SEASON OF INFINITE SADNESS.

GARY NOVA just tossed another TD. Rutgers up 9 on Michigan with 13:00 left

UK BE DANCING!

Who is CLANGA?

Gameday will likely go to Dallas for Texas/Oklahoma because LOL RIVALRIES.

Just started peeking ahead in the schedule. Next week has Auburn at CLANGA. Schedule is currently TBD, should be the 8 PM ABC game.

@Matt Brown Not.

@Matt Brown lol no, it’s 2014 Michigan

@Jon Morse Well, again, can’t bitch Many other teams have had it worse.

@presidentjh Hi there, 1994 Royals fan!

TOUCHDOWN KENTUCKY!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!

Might not sell out tonight:

@Pete Volk Chan Gailey approves

@Pete Volk eh I’m not mad at you, just pretty sad and disappointed. Thought we could do something for once.

@Pete Volk OH GOODIE FUCKING GUMDROPS

"If everyone goes 6-6, the 7-5 man is king!" – Kirk Ferentz right about now

— Adam Jacolantern (@Adam_Jacobi) October 5, 2014

@ajkst1 Oh, I dunno. K-State’s up by 24 going into the 4th quarter, so this one’s probably going to overtime

LSU defense has definitely stabilized now. No Auburn drive has gone for over 30 yards after the half. Too late tho

Sometimes you need to ask yourself, "do I look stupid?" pic.twitter.com/00joM6byZ6

— Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) October 5, 2014

KATY PERRY IS THE MAYOR OF OXFORD NOW

USC/ASU is the only game worth watching right now, right?

@presidentjh He’s not your sport, pal

@ Jason Kirk That’s the SAME FUCKING GIRL!!!! I see that,

@Jason Kirk The city of Atlanta’s a big fan, I hear

@Pete Volk HELL NO

@Jason Kirk Scott Shafer to Georgia Tech*

Maybe Paul Johnson should go to Michigan so they can completely embrace GRANDPABALL

@Jon Morse He told me to go fuck myself, who am I to disagree?

@Jon Morse Forever, yes. He thrives there

Kyle Flood preaches 1-0, just like another coaching luminary:

@Matt Brown can’t spell turn around with turner

@Brian Floyd I’m trying to work this out in my head and I ended up with Ron Turner at every school

@Brian Floyd Winner of Purdue-Illinois gets to choose which coach they take home

@Brian Floyd I was gonna suggest Paul Chryst…

@Matt Brown there is no such thing as a very solid coach at illinois

@Brian Floyd what I’m trying to say is that i’d like a muschamp to michigan scenario

@Jason Kirk 21

@Jason Kirk Beckman is a rotary phone on the International Space Station

@Jason Kirk Muschamp?

@Jason Kirk Weis

The Locketts are to Kansas State what Mustafa Kamal is to Turkey – NO LESS

I refuse to believe Brandon Harris is the BETTER of the two passers.

REMEMBER WHEN U OF M CUT THAT SIXTH STRING ASSHOLE WHO BLEW UP SOME DUDE AT A CLUB IN ANN ARBOR? THEY ACTED LIKE WYATT EARP OVER THAT SHIT

— ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER (@ZODIAC_MF) October 5, 2014

@Ryan Nanni Maryland Nahfense

@Ryan Nanni Also known as the Maryland offense

On NFL Football ’94 starring Joe Montana I used to operate exclusively out of a punt formation and just dominate. (CC: Bo Pelini)

Waters to Lockett again. 30-7, PAT pending.

LSU defense noticeably more active in the 2nd half but it may not matter since, well… gestures to scoreboard

SEE? YOU PUNT ON 3RD DOWN TO GET THAT PUNT OFFENSE GOING

PUNT OFFENSE IS THE BEST OFFENSE

The hell was Colorado State wearing today? pic.twitter.com/4mWMB07C4n

— Jeff (@saintwarrick) October 5, 2014

INTERCEPTION KENTUCKY WOOOOOOO

Ole Miss fans, via @chipbrooker

Auburn D!!!! Bring on the CLANGAS

I guess Vaught-Hemingway stadium project will start earlier than scheduled with replacement of goal posts. Congrats! pic.twitter.com/lNu5HckckQ

— Ross Bjork (@RossBjorkAD) October 5, 2014

ASU Football first-half recap: USC leads 17-15 http://t.co/PX1FgZOO2s

— House of Sparky (@HouseOfSparky) October 5, 2014

@presidentjh Time is a straight line in the opposite direction

@Pete Volk Your memory is excellent

@presidentjh flat circle, i hear

@presidentjh yes

I think K-State broke poor UTEP last week :(

North Dakota State 17, Western Illinois 10, which is relevant because WIU is the worst team in the MVC.

@Jon Morse RINGU

At the half, I have to that that LSU revenge tastes sweet, sticky, and leaves a odd taste of Ferrous on the tongue.

Chris Fowler is such a chill bro

TOUCH. DOWN. KEN. TUCKY.

meanwhile, at the half in Jonesboro

ESPN calls Les an idiot. Shameful.

@Clay Wendler nice fake. until the pass that was in the air for 11 seconds and didn’t lead the punter

Bill Snyder: “Heh. That’s up to THEM.” (pointing at the players running into the tunnel)

Nebraska punted twice from MSU’s side of the field, then got hit with a 55-yard TD pass. Great field position tho

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger_sherman) October 5, 2014

Nick Marshall just embarrassed LSU again to 31 first half points

What does Michigan do for strength and conditioning drills? Eat breadsticks?

— Vico (@ourhonordefend) October 5, 2014

pic.twitter.com/ERmzfu6Pp0

— ＳＫＥＬＬＹ (@IAmSpilly) October 5, 2014

Trey Quinn just got BLASTED on 3rd down

ASU managed to get out of a quarter only having given up seven points to USC, though they sacrificed TWO timeouts to do it.

@Pete Volk I think the LOS was closer to the 30 than the 40

Future top overall NFL draft pick Connor Cook

lol NOPE

@Pete Volk Perloff is a dolt, has been hilariously wrong about that type of stuff in the past

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mississippisaintsfan [8:06 PM]:

Ms State looks like the best team in the country right now

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cbob [8:06 PM]:

But then runs for a first down on 3rd ans 16….

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Luke Zimmermann [8:06 PM]:

@Pete Volk yea buddy.

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Pete Volk [8:05 PM]:

Excited to watch Michigan St. QB Connor Cook. Hearing NFL scouts view him as potential No. 1 pick-type depending on season. Got measurables.

— Andrew Perloff (@andrewperloff) October 5, 2014

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cbob [8:05 PM]:

Gary Nova is so terrible. He just committed a false start

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presidentjh [8:05 PM]:

Alright Huskers, let’s go, gents

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Nam Le [8:04 PM]:

Auburn continuing to roll. This is honestly amazing to see a Chavis D look bad

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Jon Morse [8:02 PM]:

Oh, Waters to Lockett starting to click now.

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Quack Patty [8:02 PM]:

@Charles Hardison,jr AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA

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Charles Hardison,jr [8:00 PM]:

Al didn’t beat ole ms?

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Mark H Schipper [8:00 PM]:

Looks like Michigan’s gonna just go ahead and play out that full schedule, eh? Well, good for them.

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Jon Morse [8:00 PM]:

Webb pass tipped by Jonathan Truman, picked off by Travis Green.

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TerryBoudain [7:59 PM]:

Has anyone mentioned that CJ Uzomah did the Lutzie after scoring on that TE drag play that Lutz used to catch all the time? Got a little dusty in here.

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [7:59 PM]:

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cbob [7:59 PM]:

Offensive Touchdown Michigan!!!!!!!

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Matt Brown [7:58 PM]:

Now Cincinnati is down 24-7 to Mempis. I mean, shoot, Tigers could be the second best team in the AAC, huh?

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Raymie Humbert [7:56 PM]:

Game set match and we haven’t even played the full freakin’ first quarter.

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JHouse [7:55 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Dr. Other Bo

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Clay Wendler [7:55 PM]:

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Jon Morse [7:55 PM]:

@Matt Brown Oh, I expected Memphis to win that one outright. I even have proof.

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nafstem [7:55 PM]:

@Matt Brown Hey, that Memphis team hung in tough againt Ole Miss & UCLA

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Peter Berkes [7:55 PM]:

@Matt Brown Memphis is good!

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Matt Brown [7:54 PM]:

Cincinnati is down 10 points to Memphis, because today isn’t batshit crazy enough

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Jon Morse [7:54 PM]:

Fake to Robinson, Waters on the boot, K-State up 13-0.

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [7:54 PM]:

Refs say touchdown, but I’m waiting for Bo to confirm.

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Nam Le [7:54 PM]:

Auburn TD to Uzomah…and LSu is getting rolled right now.

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Peter Berkes [7:54 PM]:

Auburn is beating the doors off LSU

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cbob [7:54 PM]:

Michigan with 1st and goal at the 5. Let’s see how they get zero points

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Peter Berkes [7:53 PM]:

Bo Jackson will be terrifying for every waking moment of his life

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [7:53 PM]:

Bo Jackson, diligently monitoring the goal line for activity.

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presidentjh [7:52 PM]:

Oh, hell, I’m too booze-sleepy either way, gotta be done with that for the Huskers.

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [7:52 PM]:

Nick Marshall just took out some poor lady’s eye

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Jon Morse [7:52 PM]:

Jake Waters pulls a Collin Klein, sneaks through the line for a 50-yard run into the red zone.

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nafstem [7:50 PM]:

@brad465 I’d say Bama. They let Ole Miss back in. OU/TCU was a blow for blow fight.

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brad465 [7:49 PM]:

Still not convinced Ole Miss was a top 10 team, but I am a lil biased

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Peter Berkes [7:49 PM]:

@brad465 Honestly don’t think either of them is a “bad” loss

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presidentjh [7:48 PM]:

@brad465 OU, Ole Miss is top 10 ,TCU wasn’t.

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brad465 [7:48 PM]:

So…. who had the worse loss. Bama or OU?

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presidentjh [7:47 PM]:

oh no, booze sleepiness noooooooo

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [7:47 PM]:

I think LSU should try that play where they do cover Duke Williams next time.

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [7:47 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann Better days Illinois… better days.

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Jason Kirk [7:46 PM]:

Alabama, Oklahoma, Texas A&M, Stanford, Wisconsin… we'll get the first round of beers. BYU? You're driving. Let's go.

— Addicted To Quack (@AddictedToQuack) October 4, 2014

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Peter Berkes [7:46 PM]:

Or, to be even more chaos-y, Auburn could lose

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Luke Zimmermann [7:46 PM]:

That time Virginia, Illinois, and Houston were Top 6 teams:

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Peter Berkes [7:46 PM]:

SEC West cannibalization is ahead of schedule. Alabama, A&M, and LSU already have conference losses, and LSU could pick up a second tonight.

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Raymie Humbert [7:45 PM]:

Our defense looks raw and our timeout management is horrendous. Anyone willing to guess who I’m supporting?

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Mark H Schipper [7:44 PM]:

Duke J lookin like Duke J

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [7:43 PM]:

It takes a lot to make LSU the people’s champion, but the hope of seeing #2, 3, 4, and 5 go down in the same day has made that a reality.

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Raymie Humbert [7:43 PM]:

Our defense just looks…raw.

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Jon Morse [7:42 PM]:

Kansas gets a garbage TD and the back-door cover.

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Jason Kirk [7:42 PM]:

You can breathe now. It's ok. @PaulRRigney has your recap of ND's comeback victory over Stanford. http://t.co/UML4RfSYA8

— One Foot Down (@OneFootDown) October 4, 2014

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [7:42 PM]:

I think LSU got that in there.

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Siems [7:39 PM]:

Well since Auburn won’t let LSU upset them, time to drink and re watch Community.

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Jon Morse [7:38 PM]:

Texas Tech has suddenly decided they’d like to play some defense.

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Luke Zimmermann [7:35 PM]:

All the top teams in the country are getting upset this week … But that’s none of my business:

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presidentjh [7:35 PM]:

Oh now all the upsets are used up. dang

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Doc Hoss [7:35 PM]:

Gus has ditched the junior high playbook from games 1-4, as predicted. Revenge Lust Baby!!!!

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Jon Morse [7:34 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann Shameful. Real grillers use charcoal.

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Luke Zimmermann [7:33 PM]:

Auburn is cooking with gas

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Siems [7:33 PM]:

Something called TJ Millweard is playing QB for Charlie Weis-less Kansas now

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Peter Berkes [7:32 PM]:

Remember Tennessee-Florida?

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Jason Kirk [7:32 PM]:

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Jason Kirk [7:31 PM]:

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Doc Hoss [7:31 PM]:

I know that may sound strange.

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Clay Wendler [7:31 PM]:

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Doc Hoss [7:30 PM]:

Auburn defense.

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Jason Kirk [7:29 PM]:

LSU-Auburn’s underway on ESPN.

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Mark H Schipper [7:28 PM]:

A Big Ten team is going to win the National Championship

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ADevine11 [7:28 PM]:

Is there any justification for having FSU over Ole Miss in the polls next week?

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k4pital [7:27 PM]:

Playoff: Florida State, Baylor, UCLA, uhhhhh ECU?

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Jon Morse [7:26 PM]:

Next week, it’s 5-0 Baylor vs 4-0 TCU for the driver’s seat in the Big 12 because of course

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Jason Kirk [7:26 PM]:

#Noles already defeated 2 ranked teams. Now they sit back and watch the No. 2, 3, & 4 teams fall in a 48 hours. #FSU pic.twitter.com/1CbF01tVtn

— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) October 4, 2014

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Mark H Schipper [7:25 PM]:

The old throw the ball out of the back of the end zone hail mary. That’s a shrewd play because no one thinks you’ll have the cajones to really do it.

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Jason Kirk [7:25 PM]:

2, 3, and 4 lost this weekend. Already.

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Pete Volk [7:24 PM]:

Think it’s safe to say today has not let us down

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [7:24 PM]:

And with Oklahoma’s loss, a grinch-like grin forms on Jim Delaney’s face.

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Kim McCauley [7:24 PM]:

lol @ Oklahoma overthrowing the hail mary

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Jason Kirk [7:24 PM]:

If you don’t have Fox on, god have mercy on you.

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JHouse [7:24 PM]:

@PikesPeakUC seriously. A draw?!

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Luke Zimmermann [7:23 PM]:

Oklahoma on their best Rasputin ’ish

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Mark H Schipper [7:23 PM]:

Is Oklahoma as dumb as it seems right now or am I dying of carbon monoxide poisoning?

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PikesPeakUC [7:23 PM]:

What kind of playcall was that?

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mgowp8 [7:22 PM]:

Let’s go apathy!

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Mark H Schipper [7:22 PM]:

Cocksure this morning, I bet that if both Mississippi teams won today I’d name my first born, male or female, Zebulon. I regret that now.

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Jon Morse [7:21 PM]:

Feel like the Big 12’s best hope now is for K-State and Baylor to keep winning now.

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PikesPeakUC [7:19 PM]:

“The only thing that can stop TCU now is ball security.” And, you know, the fact that there’s four minutes in the game and all.

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k4pital [7:18 PM]:

alright well thats for college football everybody drive safe.

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Jon Morse [7:16 PM]:

Waters hits Curry Sexton for a 48-yard TD. K-State strikes first.

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presidentjh [7:16 PM]:

(sigh) dammit I’m to odrunk

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presidentjh [7:16 PM]:

(sigh*

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JHouse [7:16 PM]:

TCU close to closing out the upset. Chaos week continues.

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presidentjh [7:16 PM]:

Well now as a husker fan, it appears all the upsets have been used up….

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Siems [7:16 PM]:

The whole state of Mississippi will have a party today. Except in Hattiesburg probably.

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Mark H Schipper [7:15 PM]:

Somebody start cleaning up all this blood

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Luke Zimmermann [7:15 PM]:

This kid just took a selfie with Dr. Bo after Ole Miss beat Bama:

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Jason Kirk [7:15 PM]:

Alabama vs. Ole Miss final score: 3 things we learned from Rebels' 23-17 win

by Jason Kirk, SBNation.com

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k4pital [7:15 PM]:

every body in the SEC West is goin 5-2 in conference

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Clay Wendler [7:14 PM]:

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Jon Morse [7:13 PM]:

@JHouse They may. Someplace like Auburn.

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Doc Hoss [7:13 PM]:

@Matt Brown But tell it again!!!! I want to hear it again!!!!

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JHouse [7:13 PM]:

I wonder if al.com still thinks Kiffin should get another head coach job

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Siems [7:13 PM]:

@k4pital No. Kiffin has no power in the House of Dr. Bo

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Trevor Magnotti [7:13 PM]:

Just make the SEC Championship Game into an Egg Bowl Best-of-Three series

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [7:13 PM]:

Katy Perry did it, you guys

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Ryan Nanni [7:12 PM]:

10 points from Alabama’s offense in this game. Which is Floridian.

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k4pital [7:12 PM]:

its kiffin’s fault right

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JHouse [7:12 PM]:

Saban is pouting.

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Matt Brown [7:11 PM]:

GRANDPAPPY TELL ME THE STORY OF DR BO AGAIN

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Luke Zimmermann [7:11 PM]:

Nick Saban, y’all

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Mark H Schipper [7:11 PM]:

PAAAAAAAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllll

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Kim McCauley [7:11 PM]:

To FOX, everyone

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Siems [7:11 PM]:

Somehow Bo Wallage influenced that INT

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Doc Hoss [7:10 PM]:

Unf believeable

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Mark H Schipper [7:10 PM]:

Stanford is one of the sloppiest football teams in the United States.

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k4pital [7:10 PM]:

holy shit ole miss

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Zach Woosley [7:10 PM]:

Roll Tears here in a second.

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Jon Morse [7:10 PM]:

Webb picked off by Morgan Burns in the end zone.

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Siems [7:10 PM]:

The puck has dropped between Michigan Tech and Lake Superior. The 2014-2015 season has officially started! So…I’ll talk to you guys later

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PikesPeakUC [7:09 PM]:

Dr. Bo, time to prep again.

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Jon Morse [7:09 PM]:

Tech is running the ball succesfully against K-State, just like we all expected

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Jason Kirk [7:09 PM]:

Pretty sure Ole Miss just beat Alabama.

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [7:09 PM]:

Ole Miss just sealed it*

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Matt Brown [7:09 PM]:

Think that is a pick you guys

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Mark H Schipper [7:09 PM]:

That’s an Ole Miss pick

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Kim McCauley [7:09 PM]:

lol Stanford loses on grounding and a runoff

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JHouse [7:09 PM]:

That’s a INT

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Luke Zimmermann [7:09 PM]:

Notre Dame wins

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Luke Zimmermann [7:08 PM]:

Welp

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presidentjh [7:08 PM]:

@Clay Wendler His expression

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Clay Wendler [7:08 PM]:

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Brian Floyd [7:08 PM]:

I NEED ANOTHER TV

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Kim McCauley [7:07 PM]:

Stanford’s clock management is not great!

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Peter Berkes [7:07 PM]:

AND OKLAHOMA IMMEDIATELY RECOVERS A FUMBLE I CANNOT EVEN

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Brian Floyd [7:07 PM]:

@Jon Morse Sounds about right…

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Siems [7:07 PM]:

PUT BO IN ON DEFENSE

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [7:07 PM]:

Amari Cooper. That is all.

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Matt Brown [7:06 PM]:

Ole Miss is going to lose this game because of a blocked PAT and life isn’t fair

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Brian Floyd [7:06 PM]:

HOW?

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Peter Berkes [7:06 PM]:

And Knight throws a pick on a tipped ball. TCU is back in business and this game is incredible

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Jon Morse [7:06 PM]:

K-State forces a three-and-out… and Tech fakes the punt and converts.

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Peter Berkes [7:05 PM]:

OU starts with the ball at the TCU 21 yard line.

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Doc Hoss [7:05 PM]:

i hope Nick Marshall is on Dr BO’S MED REGIMEN TONIGHT.

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Doc Hoss [7:05 PM]:

i hope Nick Marshall is on Dr BO’S MED REGIMEN TONIGHT.

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Peter Berkes [7:05 PM]:

BOYKIN NOOOOOOO, Oklahoma recovers a horrible fumble

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Zach Woosley [7:04 PM]:

DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS

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PikesPeakUC [7:02 PM]:

Verne and Gary supporting unsportsmanlike conduct because it leads to fumbles.

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Spencer Hall [7:02 PM]:

They should let you try to throw it through the uprights from the opposite 30

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [7:02 PM]:

Texas defense did so much right today against Baylor. That offense though…

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Mark H Schipper [7:02 PM]:

Stanford is dizzy

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Clay Wendler [7:02 PM]:

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Matt Brown [7:02 PM]:

I have never seen back to back missed PATs in my entire life

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Ryan Nanni [7:02 PM]:

That’s why you let Dr. Bo kick.

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Jason Kirk [7:01 PM]:

God did not want Ole Miss to convert that extra point.

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Zach Woosley [7:01 PM]:

That extra point wasn’t meant to be

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Peter Berkes [7:01 PM]:

Open guffawing

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Luke Zimmermann [7:01 PM]:

what in the fuck

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Jon Morse [7:01 PM]:

Bill Snyder rocking the white windbreaker again.

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Peter Berkes [7:00 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley Because Mississippi State is there?

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PikesPeakUC [7:00 PM]:

GO FOR TWO DR.BO

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Peter Berkes [7:00 PM]:

Alabama, you idiots

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Doc Hoss [7:00 PM]:

@ Zach Woosley Hung up. Although down there, a fratboy dry-cleaning tab will equal a weeks beer tab

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Kim McCauley [7:00 PM]:

I have a question. Let’s say this holds and Oklahoma loses too. Your justification for not voting Ole Miss #1 is…?

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Siems [7:00 PM]:

Bro just beat his buddy’s chest. That’s true Bro right there

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ADevine11 [7:00 PM]:

Oh, and ND just took the lead with a minute to go

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Clay Wendler [7:00 PM]:

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Pete Volk [7:00 PM]:

TOUCHDOWN

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Luke Zimmermann [7:00 PM]:

OH SHIT NOTRE DAME

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brad465 [7:00 PM]:

lol they said it was supposed to be a terrible week for the state is Miss

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Ryan Nanni [6:59 PM]:

EL MEDICO BO

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Pete Volk [6:59 PM]:

Fourth down coming for Notre Dame, make or break time

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Brian Floyd [6:59 PM]:

People who don’t know look at you real weird when you scream DR. BO at the TV

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JHouse [6:59 PM]:

Roll tide roll round the bowl and down the hole

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Matt Brown [6:59 PM]:

Dr.Bo is the kind of doctor who will cut that tumor right out, and go ahead and give you some nice new tits while he’s in there. Don’t care if you’re a man.

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presidentjh [6:58 PM]:

My God, my God

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Spencer Hall [6:58 PM]:

FORGET WHAT I HATE

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PikesPeakUC [6:58 PM]:

“Dr. Bo, you cut his arm off and he has no use of his right eye.” “But he lived, damnit. He lived.”

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Mark H Schipper [6:58 PM]:

The Red M the color of courage and fortitude gallant in the sun!

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Jason Kirk [6:58 PM]:

Just shouted “HOLY SHIT.” What a catch. Ole Miss 24, Alabama 17.

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ADevine11 [6:58 PM]:

I BOLIEVE

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Luke Zimmermann [6:58 PM]:

One handed. My god

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Spencer Hall [6:58 PM]:

Can’t really overstate how much I hate that second down call

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PikesPeakUC [6:57 PM]:

I feel like Dr. Bo is performing surgery on someone with a ticking time bomb in their body. Either way, someone’s going to be covered in blood.

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Jon Morse [6:56 PM]:

@JHouse Someone must report on Kliffy’s sartorial splendor.

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Jason Kirk [6:56 PM]:

Wildfat rollout with the game just about on the line. No

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ADevine11 [6:56 PM]:

FaTCAT :(

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PikesPeakUC [6:55 PM]:

But can they beat Bam…wait a minute…

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JHouse [6:55 PM]:

@Jon Morse DON’T DO IT, SHIRK ALL RESPONSIBILITIES!

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Zach Woosley [6:55 PM]:

So do these Ole Miss students dry clean their suit jackets after the game or just hang them back up in the closet?

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Jon Morse [6:55 PM]:

All of these beautiful footballing things happening and I have to turn them all off in 5 minutes

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Mark H Schipper [6:54 PM]:

William Faulkner is so drunk right now

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Doc Hoss [6:54 PM]:

Nick is thinking how easy it would be to sell Mercedes while golfing.

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Kim McCauley [6:54 PM]:

OOOOOOOOOH DR BO

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Ryan Nanni [6:53 PM]:

I AM HAVING FEELINGS

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Jason Kirk [6:53 PM]:

BILLY STACKS

oh man alabama players are gonna have to watch this game SO MUCH in the weight room next year

— CHILLS FANGSTOCK (@sundownmotel) October 4, 2014

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Mark H Schipper [6:53 PM]:

hadsfhoihanacioiaeohoeae!!!!! Short circuiting with all this coming at once.

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Pete Volk [6:53 PM]:

field-storming at Northwestern

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Kim McCauley [6:53 PM]:

Let’s pick the playoff teams out of a hat

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PikesPeakUC [6:53 PM]:

Dr. Bo prepping for emergency surgery

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Spencer Hall [6:52 PM]:

HAIL FREEZUS

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Jason Kirk [6:52 PM]:

Bama fumbles. It’s happening.

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Jon Morse [6:52 PM]:

OH NOOOOBAMA

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Zach Woosley [6:52 PM]:

ROLL FUMBLETIDE

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PikesPeakUC [6:52 PM]:

Ohhhhhhhhhh Ole Miss

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ADevine11 [6:52 PM]:

OHHHHHH BOY

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Matt Brown [6:52 PM]:

Northwestern. Chicago’s Big Ten West Contender

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [6:52 PM]:

TOUCHDOWN TEXAS! IT HAPPENED!

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PikesPeakUC [6:51 PM]:

I’m waiting for them to say it’s not a Touchdown because he didn’t “complete the catch”

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presidentjh [6:51 PM]:

Congrats Northwestern!

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Jason Kirk [6:51 PM]:

NOT GOOD BO HE WAS GREAT BO

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Pete Volk [6:51 PM]:

Whoa, touchdown Stanford. Forgot touchdowns were allowed in this one. Cardinal take the lead

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nafstem [6:51 PM]:

*neat

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nafstem [6:50 PM]:

Real nick pick by #16 on Northwestern

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Kim McCauley [6:50 PM]:

meanwhile, Stanford!

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Clay Wendler [6:50 PM]:

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Cari Greene [6:50 PM]:

igwebuike is pretty good.

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PikesPeakUC [6:50 PM]:

Ball game Northwestern.

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Luke Zimmermann [6:50 PM]:

WIsconsin. Oh goddddddd

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Siems [6:49 PM]:

HE DID IT

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Mark H Schipper [6:49 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann They do that better than anyone, ever. The originals and best.

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nafstem [6:49 PM]:

BO KNOWS

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Jon Morse [6:49 PM]:

BOOM OLE MISS

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Spencer Hall [6:49 PM]:

HELLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHH

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Zach Woosley [6:49 PM]:

TOUDH DOWN OLE MISS

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Kim McCauley [6:49 PM]:

there is so much good football on omg

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Spencer Hall [6:49 PM]:

Bo Wallace really throws a catchable ball, even on his interceptions.

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Matt Brown [6:49 PM]:

Hey friends! I’m finally back from the OSU/Maryland game. Looks like I missed some craziness!

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Jason Kirk [6:48 PM]:

UMass' dedication to losing is unparalleled

by Brian Floyd, SBNation.com

This is just incredible clock management and such a beautiful faceplant into a loss.

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Luke Zimmermann [6:48 PM]:

Northwestern might be on the verge of Northwestern-ing

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Clay Wendler [6:48 PM]:

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cbob [6:48 PM]:

Off topic, Indiana St 3-0 is vs FCS (1-1 vs FBS) beating Northern Iowa today

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Jason Kirk [6:46 PM]:

48.1-yard average punts in this one. That’d rank No. 2 in the country if it were a single punter’s season. Greatness at work

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Pete Volk [6:46 PM]:

Hogan completes on third down for 22 yards, and Stanford is firmly in field goal range down three

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presidentjh [6:45 PM]:

“Now let’s all get drunk and play ping pong.”

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Pete Volk [6:45 PM]:

Notre Dame now pulling some Vawls “Third Down for What” BS

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Clay Wendler [6:45 PM]:

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Jason Kirk [6:45 PM]:

Bama-Ole Miss is puntin’ the hell outta that sucker

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Pete Volk [6:45 PM]:

Kevin Hogan just got WRECKED by a blitz but somehow did not go down. Managed to roll out and throw the ball away

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Ryan Nanni [6:44 PM]:

Delay of game’s just discriminatin’ against those who like to savor the moment, pawwwwwwl

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Jason Kirk [6:44 PM]:

Clemson 41, NC State 0: Everything is on fire

by Steven Muma, Backing The Pack

That was unpleasant.

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Pete Volk [6:42 PM]:

Ty Montgomery’s 42-yard kick return is now the biggest play of the day in Stanford-ND

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nafstem [6:42 PM]:

@ADevine11 Nah that’s just Big XII football

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ADevine11 [6:41 PM]:

things gettin’ weird in OU/TCU

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nafstem [6:41 PM]:

OU runs the PAT back for 2

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [6:41 PM]:

Another touchdown for Baylor. This one to Corey Coleman. 28-0 Bears.

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Peter Berkes [6:40 PM]:

Pretty big but not that huge guy TD from TCU

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JHouse [6:40 PM]:

Medium-guy touchdown!

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Pete Volk [6:39 PM]:

SAY IT WITH US

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Pete Volk [6:39 PM]:

#Northwestern travels to Gopherland next week. Absolutely cannot slip up. The 'Cats can win Big Ten West.

— Dave Miller (@Miller_Dave) October 4, 2014

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Jason Kirk [6:39 PM]:

I foresee a completely unfair Northwestern loss. Wouldn’t that be novel

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Jason Kirk [6:39 PM]:

Oh hey, things aren't so bad! Stave hits Doe for a sick 19-yard TD, 20-14 Northwestern, 4:16 to go.

— Bucky's 5th Quarter (@B5Q) October 4, 2014

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Doc Hoss [6:39 PM]:

Props to Hugh Freeze for nailing Dr Bo’s meds regimen this week

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Pete Volk [6:38 PM]:

45-yard attempt is good. Irish mercifully take the lead, 10-7.

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Pete Volk [6:38 PM]:

Notre Dame is now attempting a field goal. That has not worked well for them so far.

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Jason Kirk [6:37 PM]:

DOCTOR BO is winning hand after hand and letting it ride. That’s not a surgical reference, you say? Heh

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Pete Volk [6:36 PM]:

Notre Dame driving now after two first-down completions and a facemask

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Jon Morse [6:35 PM]:

This week is awful. Florida State is going to regain ground on #1 unless Bama or OU suddenly wake up.

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Peter Berkes [6:34 PM]:

Honestly, even if they lose, I think TCU should go up in the rankings

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Siems [6:32 PM]:

Good ol’ Stave

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Cari Greene [6:32 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann …makes me feel better about last week, though the tailgate immediately after did help. #teamChaos

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Luke Zimmermann [6:32 PM]:

@Cari Greene When Northwestern wins the Big Ten, you might!

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Mark H Schipper [6:31 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley Second

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Jon Morse [6:31 PM]:

Coming around to the position that nobody is any good this year

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Kim McCauley [6:31 PM]:

think Gary Anderson might be a sneaky bad coach

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presidentjh [6:31 PM]:

Even as a Husker fan that has a bet that Abdullah will get more yards than Gordon, I feel bad for Gordon, dude is so f-ing good

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Cari Greene [6:29 PM]:

@Luke Zimmermann I don’t hate this game.

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Cari Greene [6:29 PM]:

Wow, Melvin Gordon has career high yards and Wisconsin is still losing.

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Luke Zimmermann [6:29 PM]:

Wisconsin throws an INT in the end zone and Northwestern will get the ball at the 20 up 13 with 5:55 to play

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Jon Morse [6:27 PM]:

And that’s how you become the first 0-6 team in the country.

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Peter Berkes [6:27 PM]:

Oh dear, TCU blinks, misses a field goal

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Jason Kirk [6:27 PM]:

Firing Charlie Weis appears to have done the trick for Kansas. Down 26-0 at WVU

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [6:27 PM]:

@JHouse Absolutely true. The Longhorns offense cannot stay on the field while the defense has done EVERYTHING it can to slow down the top ranked offense in the nation.

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Luke Zimmermann [6:27 PM]:

instead of clocking the ball, UMass went for a touchdown from the Miami 3 and got stopped at the 1

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Jon Morse [6:26 PM]:

Miami picked off UMass, but got called for PI. This is torture.

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Luke Zimmermann [6:26 PM]:

oh my god

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Pete Volk [6:26 PM]:

UMass blew a 41-14 lead and trail 42-41 with :12 to play. They’re driving to potentially come back and win.

— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) October 4, 2014

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JHouse [6:26 PM]:

@Jason Hirschhorn the D is absolutely gassed. Nothing they could do at this point.

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Pete Volk [6:26 PM]:

pic of the madness:

Michigan quarterback Shane Morris, who sustained a concussion last Saturday, warming up tonight before Rutgers game: pic.twitter.com/9Kgud88z8C

— Tim Casey (@timtcasey) October 4, 2014

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [6:25 PM]:

Baylor adds a third touchdown, effectively ending this game.

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Oh No Romo [6:25 PM]:

More timeout burning by Bama!

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nafstem [6:24 PM]:

@Pete Volk That game sounds like a chore

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Pete Volk [6:23 PM]:

Terrible hold on that kick attempt

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Jeremy Mauss [6:23 PM]:

@Clay Wendler That looks like a chicken

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Jon Morse [6:23 PM]:

Unfortunately, UMass has only completed one pass out of 8 attempts since Miami took the lead, and that one was to a Miami DB

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presidentjh [6:23 PM]:

Well at least it was AC/DC I posted

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Pete Volk [6:23 PM]:

No points allowed — Notre Dame’s 27-yard field goal attempt is blocked

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Clay Wendler [6:22 PM]:

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Cari Greene [6:22 PM]:

8:34 left until I hate last week less.

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Jon Morse [6:22 PM]:

UMass forced Miami 3-and-out. Punt for a touchback. UMass has 1:06 to get into FG range.

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Mark H Schipper [6:22 PM]:

@Spencer Hall That was a pre-emptive move for the film session to determine who would be browbeat into smithereens before being rebuilt stronger and better and more processful than ever.

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Pete Volk [6:21 PM]:

Kevin Hogan averaging 3.5 yards per attempt today

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nafstem [6:21 PM]:

Nevermind called back on holding

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presidentjh [6:21 PM]:

Oh sorry, I’m drunk and misposted there, my bad

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nafstem [6:21 PM]:

TCU up now

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Cari Greene [6:20 PM]:

@Pete Volk That is ridiculous.

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presidentjh [6:20 PM]:

play

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Jon Morse [6:20 PM]:

I have never seen anything like Sims jumping around like he had to pee

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Spencer Hall [6:20 PM]:

Blake Sims jumping up and down like an angry preschooler

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Oh No Romo [6:19 PM]:

How did Bama not get called for Delay of Game?

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Mark H Schipper [6:18 PM]:

Nevermind. Pac12 refs upheld the pick

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Jon Morse [6:17 PM]:

Miami picks off UMass pass, but there’s still 2:19 for wacky “these teams are winless” COTG-approved insanity to happen

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Mark H Schipper [6:17 PM]:

Ball Don’t Lie at Notre Dame – should have been Irish PI, looked like a pick, but it hit the ground

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Pete Volk [6:16 PM]:

Interception by Notre Dame deep in Stanford territory — the only possible way points will happen

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Doc Hoss [6:15 PM]:

I’m still perplexed but giggling at the Ole Miss fan’s poster that read “Saban wears cargoes”

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Jason Kirk [6:14 PM]:

@ADevine11 Wildfat is also an option

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Siems [6:14 PM]:

Bo…Bo, Bo, Bo….

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Clay Wendler [6:14 PM]:

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Mark H Schipper [6:14 PM]:

*PhatCat

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ADevine11 [6:13 PM]:

why are we not calling it fatcat

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Jason Kirk [6:13 PM]:

FAT WILDCAT unable to prevent Dr. Bo from being suplexed

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Jon Morse [6:13 PM]:

Miami makes the PAT. UMass trying to drive, but, well, they’re UMass

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Pete Volk [6:12 PM]:

And it’s 7-7 heading into the fourth for Notre Dame-Stanford. Literally nothing happened in the third quarter.

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Spencer Hall [6:11 PM]:

Ole Miss has “TEAM REALTREE” on their signal board

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Mark H Schipper [6:11 PM]:

Gus is a Pantheon-grade broadcaster to me, but I liked him more when his patented “Ha Ha!” didn’t mean a fan of $50s was placed into his hand.

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Peter Berkes [6:09 PM]:

woooooooo, wide open touchdown for TCU. Someone blew their coverage. 31-31 midway through the third

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Mark H Schipper [6:09 PM]:

TCU HITS OKLAHOMA WITH A HEAVY RIGHT (code for TD) and ties the game up at 31-31. Gus going Gus on it

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Jon Morse [6:08 PM]:

Miami TD ties the game with UMass at 41 with 2:58 to go, PAT pending.

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Spencer Hall [6:08 PM]:

I don’t know what’s going to happen in the remainder of this Ole Miss/Bama game but I’m 99% certain it will be disappointing

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Siems [6:08 PM]:

Guys Cawlidge Hawkey starts today. Technically it doesn’t count, but still!

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Mark H Schipper [6:07 PM]:

Was just listening to the Ole Miss radio broadcast over TuneIn while walking my dog. Maybe the 11th or 12th best 50 minutes of my life – which is pretty good.

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Luke Zimmermann [6:06 PM]:

@Pete Volk Oh

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Pete Volk [6:06 PM]:

Shane Morris is on the field warming up. Nothing around ankle from my view.

— Greg Garno (@G_Garno) October 4, 2014

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presidentjh [6:06 PM]:

WHO CAN TAKE BAMA NOW?!

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Ryan Nanni [6:06 PM]:

Bama just hit a field goal BAMA BACK NATIONAL CHAMPIONS WORLD CHAMPS UNIVERSE CHAMPS

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Jason Kirk [6:05 PM]:

BAMA HIT A LONG FIELD GOAL

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [6:05 PM]:

Another punt forced by Texas. This time, Baylor doesn’t attempt the fake.

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JHouse [6:05 PM]:

I feel so bad for the Texas D. They’re playing a great game but the offense is laying a goose egg.

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Ryan Nanni [6:04 PM]:

@Jason Kirk take that, rap professor

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Jason Kirk [6:04 PM]:

Looks like Baylor and Oklahoma pullin’ away?

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Jason Kirk [6:04 PM]:

Yeah he just tweeted those facts as well

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Spencer Hall [6:03 PM]:

yeah, his daughter’s there

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Ryan Nanni [6:02 PM]:

@Jason Kirk i think he has a kid that goes there, no?

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Jason Kirk [6:01 PM]:

Big Boi being an Auburn fan is news to me

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presidentjh [6:01 PM]:

woooo go Angus go

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Pete Volk [6:00 PM]:

Not a chance Stanford-ND lasts less than three overtime

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Peter Berkes [5:58 PM]:

Perine with seven touchdowns in his last two games.

— Jake Trotter (@Jake_Trotter) October 4, 2014

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presidentjh [5:58 PM]:

I was drunk-watching an AC/DC documentary, what’s going on in the world of sport?

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Jason Kirk [5:58 PM]:

Ole Miss' Trae Elston appears to kick at tackled Bama RB Kenyan Drake

by Jason Kirk, SBNation.com

WARNING: This leg injury footage is visually and audibly disturbing.

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Clay Wendler [5:57 PM]:

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Spencer Hall [5:55 PM]:

He’s gonna get a healthy baby out of this 67 year old man by the end of the day, no matter what the “scientists” say

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Pete Volk [5:55 PM]:

it’s a jailbreak in the bo pelini offense and we are now tied down in the swamp

— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 4, 2014

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Luke Zimmermann [5:54 PM]:

DR. BO REPORTING FOR SURGERY, YES MY BREATH SMELLS LIKE BOURBON BUT MY ASSISTANT HERE IS TOTALLY SOBER

— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) October 4, 2014

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Ryan Nanni [5:54 PM]:

d o c t o r b o

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Siems [5:54 PM]:

he did it!

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Peter Berkes [5:52 PM]:

Trevor Knight just ran about 60 yards to pick up 18

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [5:51 PM]:

Texas’ defense finally breaks down as Bryce Petty hits a wide-open Antwan Goodley for the touchdown.

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Dan Rubenstein [5:50 PM]:

@Jason Kirk whoa whoa whoa, VIRGINIA FAN weighs in

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quzybuk [5:50 PM]:

@TheBigCat2192 They still get to play Wake though.

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [5:50 PM]:

Baylor fakes the punt, gets a first down.

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Pete Volk [5:50 PM]:

Kevin Hogan completes an eight-yard pass on third-and-five, their second third down conversion of the day

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TheBigCat2192 [5:49 PM]:

Maybe NC State should have scheduled more FCS teams

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Peter Berkes [5:48 PM]:

TCU-Oklahoma back from halftime, Sooners start with the ball

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cbob [5:46 PM]:

I think Mount Union could hang with Miami OH for a half

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quzybuk [5:46 PM]:

Wake is averaging 1.2 YPP. Take notes, Will Muschamp.

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cbob [5:43 PM]:

Gordon: 17-187

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hamiltoncook [5:43 PM]:

UMass trying to hang half a hundred on Miami(OH)……what

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Pete Volk [5:41 PM]:

Golson starts out firing, finding Amir Carlisle on the play-action for a big play into Stanford territory

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cbob [5:41 PM]:

TD Wildcats on the reverse

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cbob [5:41 PM]:

northwestern with a interception off a tipped ball, have 1st and 10 in the red zone up 3

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [5:40 PM]:

Tyrone Swoopes insistance on throwing into double coverage… finally paid off. Hits John Harris for a big gain.

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quzybuk [5:40 PM]:

Not that it’s much of a game.

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cbob [5:39 PM]:

northwestern is back

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quzybuk [5:39 PM]:

@Peter Berkes Wake-FSU

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Peter Berkes [5:38 PM]:

Is the only game not at halftime Indiana-North Texas?

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Jason Kirk [5:36 PM]:

Photographer marches onto Bama-Ole Miss field, gets in ref's face

by Jason Kirk, SBNation.com

You’re … not supposed to do that.

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Pete Volk [5:35 PM]:

Rashad Greene ruled out for FSU with a concussion

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [5:34 PM]:

Matt Millen just forgot how to say “execution” on national television.

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Jason Kirk [5:28 PM]:

Todd Gurley at halftime: 73 rushing yards, 50 passing yards, 24 receiving yards. … Gurley's QB rating stands at 520.00.

— Seth Emerson (@SethEmerson) October 4, 2014

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Peter Berkes [5:27 PM]:

24-24 at the half from OU-TCU. Got a great one on our hands.

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Jason Kirk [5:27 PM]:

New York City weighs in

There's an Alabama-Mississippi fight in the stadium. I want to tell them that people from the other 48 states can't tell the difference

— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) October 4, 2014

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Spencer Hall [5:26 PM]:

Classic golf music

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Clay Wendler [5:25 PM]:

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Spencer Hall [5:25 PM]:

Playing “No Flex Zone” at UGA

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Peter Berkes [5:24 PM]:

Call reversed and OU gets a 41 yard gain into inside the TCU five yard line. 22 seconds left in the half

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Pete Volk [5:22 PM]:

Entering this game, Melvin Gordon was averaging 51 YPC on his first run of the second half against FBS teams. He just gained 61 today.

— Bucky's 5th Quarter (@B5Q) October 4, 2014

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Jason Kirk [5:20 PM]:

Todd Gurley now owns Georgia's longest pass completion of the season.

— Seth Emerson (@SethEmerson) October 4, 2014

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Pete Volk [5:19 PM]:

Just three combined red zone appearances for the two teams in the half

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [5:18 PM]:

I wonder who Charlie Strong is kicking off the team at halftime to send a message to his team

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Pete Volk [5:18 PM]:

7-7 halftime for Stanford-Notre Dame. Irish will get the ball to start the second half.

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Jason Kirk [5:17 PM]:

Facemask no-call contributes to Alabama TD against Ole Miss

by Jason Kirk, SBNation.com

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Brian Floyd [5:16 PM]:

@Zach Woosley pac-12 sees nothing wrong here. nothing at all

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Pete Volk [5:15 PM]:

Seventh punt of the first half just went off in ND-Stanford

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Peter Berkes [5:15 PM]:

10 penalties now.

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Zach Woosley [5:15 PM]:

The head referee was looking right at the face mask and ignored it. Good work. Good effort.

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Charlie Gebow [5:15 PM]:

@Zach Woosley Pac-12 officials would have awarded Bama a safety

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Peter Berkes [5:15 PM]:

TCU has nine penalties before halftime

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Zach Woosley [5:14 PM]:

SEC officials are terrible.

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Siems [5:14 PM]:

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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Clay Wendler [5:13 PM]:

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Ryan Nanni [5:12 PM]:

(i just felt like doing that somewhere)

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Ryan Nanni [5:12 PM]:

BULLLLLLL SHITTTTT

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Jason Kirk [5:11 PM]:

TCU player hides in end zone during kickoff return

by Seth Rosenthal, SBNation.com

Camouflage!

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cbob [5:11 PM]:

OMG

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Jason Kirk [5:11 PM]:

Horribly missed facemask on Bama, appears to contribute to strip and TD

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Jason Kirk [5:10 PM]:

THE DOCTOR IS IN

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Brian Floyd [5:08 PM]:

@Jason Kirk the second-most noteworthy fact about riley cooper

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Jason Kirk [5:07 PM]:

TCU JUST HAD A GUY HIDE IN THE ENDZONE ON A KICKOFF RETURN.

— Bill Connelly (@SBN_BillC) October 4, 2014

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Ryan Nanni [5:06 PM]:

TCU’s gonna run the “throw a shoe instead of the ball” fake before this game is over.

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Peter Berkes [5:06 PM]:

TCU cross-field kick return pass called back on a hold

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Brian Floyd [5:06 PM]:

what the hell, wisconsin? pull it together

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Jon Morse [5:05 PM]:

Akron-EMU is going to hit the under. Akron is not going to cover. Barely.

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Bud Elliott [5:05 PM]:

Wake Forest is apparently Jameis Winston's kryptonite. Career: 27-48 264 yards (5.5/attempt), 2 TDs, 2 INTs. Downright Driskellian.

— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) October 4, 2014

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Pete Volk [5:04 PM]:

#FSUTwitter that NC State is no joke

— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) October 4, 2014

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Pete Volk [5:04 PM]:

Touchdown, Notre Dame. Golson finds Chris Brown on a crossing route for the 17-yard score, and we’re all tied up in South Bend.

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Pete Volk [5:03 PM]:

That’s just the third play of at least 20 yards on the day

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Peter Berkes [5:03 PM]:

Perine scores on a nice second effort, OU ties it up at 21 pending PAT

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Jason Kirk [5:03 PM]:

Bo Wallace sacked. Bama to get ball back before halftime. Bama wins, I bet!

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [5:03 PM]:

Texas takes the ball from their own 1-yard line and gets all the way to the opposing 1-yard line… before fumbling.

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Pete Volk [5:02 PM]:

Everett Golson with a big time run! 35 yards, the day’s longest play

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sandy.northrop.7 [5:02 PM]:

1st and goal at the one for Texas

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Siems [5:01 PM]:

A WR/RB to be exact

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Jason Kirk [5:01 PM]:

I think Nick Saban has somehow found a whole new level of constant rage

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Siems [5:01 PM]:

@Clay Wendler That dude was a Wide Receiver when he was in high school in MN

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Peter Berkes [5:00 PM]:

FOX, go go go

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Peter Berkes [5:00 PM]:

Y’all, we got a 4th and inches right on the TCU goal line for OU

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Jason Kirk [5:00 PM]:

Can’t prove it isn’t

Looks really miserable in South Bend. (Full Disclosure: This is a scheduled tweet written in June)

— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) October 4, 2014

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presidentjh [5:00 PM]:

oh no, the beer won’t leave me alone (takes drink)

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Clay Wendler [4:59 PM]:

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Ryan Nanni [4:59 PM]:

Dr. Bo works better under pressure, which is why he only does open heart surgery inside submarines.

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Charlie Gebow [4:59 PM]:

@presidentjh They’re down, but driving against TCU now

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Mark H Schipper [4:58 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Pool of Wolves was a three piece garage/punk/rage band I fronted in high school

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Pete Volk [4:58 PM]:

More field goal shenanigans for Stanford-ND — snap high on the 42-yard attempt, teams continue to refuse to score

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Jason Kirk [4:58 PM]:

Blake Sims play action bootleg just faked the cameraperson into filming a nearby convenience store. TD

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presidentjh [4:57 PM]:

@Clefo OH U

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Pete Volk [4:57 PM]:

@Jason Kirk There’s the trick, running away from it

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Jason Kirk [4:57 PM]:

Running into Ole Miss’ defense looks like diving into a pool of wolves, and yet Bama might score right here.

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Charlie Gebow [4:55 PM]:

CAN WISCONSIN STAVE OFF DEFEAT?

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cbob [4:55 PM]:

Y’all see ND miss a 40 yard FG by 30 yards?

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Peter Berkes [4:55 PM]:

Take that, yips!

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Siems [4:55 PM]:

STAVE TIME

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Pete Volk [4:54 PM]:

Joel Stave now in for Wisconsin

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Siems [4:54 PM]:

Yeldon vs. Prewitt 1 on 1 is fun to watch

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Jason Kirk [4:54 PM]:

Clemson’s trying to keep rotating QBs a little bit and all, but it’s 31-0 there

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Jason Kirk [4:53 PM]:

NC State is bad, in my opinion

Clemson brought in their backup quarterback. In the first half.

— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) October 4, 2014

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Peter Berkes [4:53 PM]:

TCU tried to get fancy and it very nearly blew up in their face/gave us a fat guy interception

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presidentjh [4:53 PM]:

If any of y’all already posted that, my bad.

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presidentjh [4:53 PM]:

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/videos/sports/college/iowa-state/gameday/2014/10/04/16723873/ Iowa State’s AD is mad, and he’s probably getting fined.

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Peter Berkes [4:52 PM]:

@Jason Kirk “Alright squad, into the cocoons!”

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Jason Kirk [4:51 PM]:

Time for Wisconsin to become a completely different team at the half, as is the weekly custom

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cbob [4:50 PM]:

Don’t look now but if jNW somehow hold on, their toughest remaining B!G games are vs NEB and … at Iowa?

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Jason Kirk [4:50 PM]:

INSTANT REACTION: Oklahoma State 37, Iowa State 20

by Robert Whetsell, Cowboys Ride For Free

This was a 3 play bail out, plain and simple.

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presidentjh [4:49 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Think it woulda bounced in off the uprights.

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Graham Jenkins [4:48 PM]:

@Clefo “He tried the corner and missed.”

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Peter Berkes [4:48 PM]:

@Clay Wendler I don’t know, he was close

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Charlie Gebow [4:48 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside

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Clay Wendler [4:47 PM]:

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Pete Volk [4:46 PM]:

If you put uprights next to the uprights, he may have still missed wide

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Pete Volk [4:45 PM]:

Notre Dame misses the 41-yard field goal, and this game continues to refuse to score

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Siems [4:43 PM]:

@JHouse Not sure if Wisconsin is bad or all of the B1G is bad.

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JHouse [4:43 PM]:

@nate.siems maybe Wisconsin is just that bad?

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presidentjh [4:43 PM]:

Apparently I insulted NW fans by saying they’re that damn upset team that will kill a team that overlooks them.

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Siems [4:41 PM]:

Where did this Northwestern come from?

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [4:40 PM]:

Texas just held Baylor on 4th down at the goal line.

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [4:38 PM]:

Scratch that, Petty ruled down at the “half-yard line.”

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [4:37 PM]:

Bryce Petty runs it in for a score. Baylor extends lead to 13-0 pending extra point.

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quzybuk [4:35 PM]:

The really sad part is that this Wake offensive performance is vastly better to last year’s against FSU.

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Ryan Nanni [4:35 PM]:

“Hi, I’m John Schnatter, and I’m not wearing underwear.”

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Mark H Schipper [4:34 PM]:

Clemson 28 – NCST 0. Florida State 3 – Wake Forest 3. Is a comment even necessary?

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Charlie Gebow [4:34 PM]:

@Brian Floyd Oh, as an Arizona alum, I’m well aware and temporarily okay with that

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Brian Floyd [4:34 PM]:

@Clefo hello, pac-12 here. y’all can’t dethrone us

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Mark H Schipper [4:34 PM]:

@Clefo (Sports Refs)

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Charlie Gebow [4:33 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper (Insert any conference here) refs

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Brian Floyd [4:33 PM]:

Both FSU and Wake are still on schedule

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Brian Floyd [4:33 PM]:

FSU has committed more penalty yards than Wake Forest has total yards.

— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) October 4, 2014

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Mark H Schipper [4:32 PM]:

Big 12 refs

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quzybuk [4:32 PM]:

#goacc in Tally.

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presidentjh [4:32 PM]:

@Clefo The Spirit of Rees is Metallica’s worst album, imo

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Charlie Gebow [4:31 PM]:

@Pete Volk The spirit of Rees lives inside all of us, apparently

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Pete Volk [4:30 PM]:

Terrible decision for Golson — was rolling out to his left side, tried to make an off-balanced throw to a covered receiver

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Pete Volk [4:30 PM]:

Third and five from the six for Notre Dame, and Golson is picked off on an ill-advised throw.

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Jeremy Mauss [4:28 PM]:

Instead it’s a touchback

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Jeremy Mauss [4:28 PM]:

Haha Florida State. Catch and down that punt at the one

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Ryan Nanni [4:28 PM]:

@Jon Morse Verne only gets the TV stations that come in over the air.

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Jason Kirk [4:27 PM]:

Muschamp trollin’ Tennessee, now set to Lil Wayne http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/10/4/6908139/will-muschamp-teases-tennessee-crowd-after-florida-win/in/6659102

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Michael Owens [4:27 PM]:

@Clay Wendler THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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Clay Wendler [4:26 PM]:

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [4:26 PM]:

If Swoopes had just a little more arm strength, he’d have interception number two

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Pete Volk [4:26 PM]:

Stanford and ND are a combined 1-8 on third downs

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Jon Morse [4:25 PM]:

Verne Lundquist is surprised to see Katy Perry at the game. This is because Verne Lundquist is, apparently, oblivious to the world around him.

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Pete Volk [4:24 PM]:

Notre Dame-Stanford has been as boring as you may have expected. Cardinal lead 7-0 after one quarter.

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Michael Owens [4:24 PM]:

NEAR FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN IN CLEMSON

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presidentjh [4:23 PM]:

Wisconsin fans on r/CFB, like every rational human being, are wondering why the team passes so often and doesn’t lean more on Gordon.

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Peter Berkes [4:23 PM]:

Sterling Shepard has two catches for 128 yards and a TD

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Chris L Turner [4:23 PM]:

GOING HAM AT TCU.

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Peter Berkes [4:23 PM]:

OU ties it up on a huge coverage bust

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Pete Volk [4:22 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper We were all waiitng for this one

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Mark H Schipper [4:22 PM]:

@Pete Volk I guess that answers the question of who the better 0-5 team is, does it not?

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Jason Kirk [4:21 PM]:

@Peter Berkes i believe it was trillter camp himself who once said

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presidentjh [4:21 PM]:

@RagingTempest oh you know it…(I’m on my 6th Keystone tallboy, and this isn’t even the beginning)

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Peter Berkes [4:21 PM]:

@Jason Kirk that’s one of Neyland’s maxims, isn’t it?

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Pete Volk [4:21 PM]:

0-5 UMass up 41-14 in the second quarter on 0-5 Miami (OH)

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Spencer Hall [4:20 PM]:

@Jason Kirk writing all this down

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Michael Owens [4:20 PM]:

Why on God’s earth did Clemson think they’d make a field goal?

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Jason Kirk [4:20 PM]:

Tough game for Kenny. But it's not the victories that makes you trill. It's how you pick yourself up and bounce back from the losses.

— Bun B (@BunBTrillOG) October 4, 2014

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Peter Berkes [4:20 PM]:

Boykin led his man a little to much, it bounces of two OU defenders’ hands AS WELL AS the intended receivers

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Michael Owens [4:20 PM]:

@presidentjh If you mean by 4 yards of total offense then Jacoby would have already won the Heisman.

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [4:19 PM]:

Bryce Petty’s accuracy is all over the place today

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Jason Kirk [4:19 PM]:

Of last 24 rushing touchdowns against Notre Dame, 14 have been by a quarterback … latest by Kevin Hogan to put Stanford ahead, 7-0

— Alan George (@treeSIDjorge) October 4, 2014

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presidentjh [4:18 PM]:

@RagingTempest So, NCSU is doing…good?

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Jason Kirk [4:17 PM]:

Deshaun Watson Hurdles NC State

by Brian_Goodison, Shakin The Southland

Deshaun Watson just hurdled a defender to score Clemson’s 3rd TD of the game

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Kim McCauley [4:17 PM]:

Gary making fun of Verne for not knowing about Big Bang Theory is better than this game

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Charlie Gebow [4:16 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Oh I’m sure Florida State fans had a good lighthearted chuckle about it

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Michael Owens [4:15 PM]:

First quarter stats for #NCSUvsCLEM. dat tiger defense tho pic.twitter.com/RqKYteMwlS

— Michael Owens (@realmikeowens) October 4, 2014

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Jason Kirk [4:14 PM]:

Couple fun responses

If FSU wins the national championship, I want their season asterisked with "Was losing to Wake Forest at one point. No seriously. Wake."

— Chris B. Brown (@smartfootball) October 4, 2014

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Jason Kirk [4:14 PM]:

Only dropping my tweet in here because we do not have emojis yet

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Pete Volk [4:13 PM]:

Hogan runs in for the score, and POINTS have been scored in Stanford-ND

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JHouse [4:13 PM]:

Swoopes still has trouble progressing to his second read. If his first isn’t open, he locks in or freezes.

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Michael Owens [4:13 PM]:

@Peter Berkes But I’m too busy watching Deshaun Watson be awesome.

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [4:13 PM]:

Another bad decision by Tyrone Swoopes, throws into double coverage, picked off.

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presidentjh [4:13 PM]:

@Peter Berkes I dunno, Wisconsin-Northwestern’s lookin…ah hell you’re right.

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Peter Berkes [4:12 PM]:

Everyone stop watching whatever terrible game you’re dealing with and flip it to FOX

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [4:11 PM]:

Slowly but surely Texas is figuring out that it has athletes that it can use to gain yardage. Jet sweep by the true freshman Foreman.

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Peter Berkes [4:11 PM]:

Perine punches it in from short. TCU 14 OU 7

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Pete Volk [4:11 PM]:

Notre Dame fumbles within their own red zone, and Stanford recovers

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Mark H Schipper [4:11 PM]:

Maybe Kevin Hogan’s not as good as Andrew Luck

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Jason Kirk [4:11 PM]:

Call me crazy, but this Muschamp Vine http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/10/4/6908139/will-muschamp-teases-tennessee-crowd-after-florida-win would work over like any rap beat

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Mark H Schipper [4:10 PM]:

Maybe Kevin Hogan’s not as good as Andrew Luck

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Michael Owens [4:10 PM]:

Total Yards. Clemson: 211, NC State: 4

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Brian Floyd [4:10 PM]:

And that’s why Dr. Bo should never turn the scalpel over to the foot specialist. He can handle this operation on his own

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Pete Volk [4:10 PM]:

“Ewww-huh” — call of the missed FG

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Spencer Hall [4:10 PM]:

I’ve watched Bo Wallace who weighs like three pounds get hammered by SEC West defenses for three years. I don’t know if he’s made of human parts

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Ryan Nanni [4:10 PM]:

Dr. Bo just needed a vodka lemonade break.

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presidentjh [4:09 PM]:

@Peter Berkes “THIS IS FOR YOU, KATY!”

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Pete Volk [4:08 PM]:

Awful throw by Kevin Hogan, and Cole Luke picks it off. These offenses are not having a great start

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Charlie Gebow [4:08 PM]:

Doctor Bo’s eyein’ a Speedboat purchase

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Mark H Schipper [4:08 PM]:

Gary Patterson is best pictured crushing gum in one corner of his mouth, checking off destroyed bogeys one by one in his mind.

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Brian Floyd [4:08 PM]:

it’s time.

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Peter Berkes [4:07 PM]:

Trevor Knight just hit STerling Sheppard for a 52 yard bomb. Clearly emboldened by Katy Perry’s advances

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Michael Owens [4:07 PM]:

BAH GAWD TCU’S BEATIN OU LIKE A SCALDED DOG

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Jason Kirk [4:06 PM]:

THE DOCTOR IS SLASHIN’

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Peter Berkes [4:06 PM]:

Total yards: TCU 110, OU -2

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presidentjh [4:06 PM]:

BAH GAWD, TCU’S GIVIN’EM THE HAMMER

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Michael Owens [4:05 PM]:

WATSON LEAP

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Jason Kirk [4:05 PM]:

Top-5 national recruit approves of Florida benching QB Jeff Driskel

by Jason Kirk, SBNation.com

The state of Florida’s second-highest-rated prospect would like to see something new from the Gators’ offense, thank you.

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Brian Floyd [4:05 PM]:

Ok, Oklahoma might actually be in trouble

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Peter Berkes [4:05 PM]:

Frogs up 14-0 on Oklahoma after 10 minutes, we got ourselves a live one here

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Jason B. Hirschhorn [4:04 PM]:

Tyrone Swoopes gone full yolo mode

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presidentjh [4:04 PM]:

@Clay Wendler bro hard

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Brian Floyd [4:04 PM]:

@Clay Wendler sup bros

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Michael Owens [4:04 PM]:

Watson too smooth

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Clay Wendler [4:03 PM]:

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Clay Wendler [4:03 PM]:

this guys is really excited for that FG miss

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Jon Morse [4:02 PM]:

Welp. After last week’s display, we obviously can’t expect Florida State to recover from this massive deficit

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Brian Floyd [4:02 PM]:

I’m on upset alert duty and no not even gonna ring that bell for Wake-FSU (Wake leads 3-0, frame this)

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summercato06 [4:02 PM]:

alabama finna beat hotty totty yall get ready to go home crying hotty totty

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Peter Berkes [4:02 PM]:

WAKE LEADS FSU 3-0 WOOP WOOP WOOP

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quzybuk [4:01 PM]:

Wake on pace to win 12-0.

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JHouse [4:01 PM]:

(Bama kickers)

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Pete Volk [4:01 PM]:

Golson sacked on third-and-three on a three-man rush, Notre Dame will punt

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quzybuk [4:00 PM]:

@Brian Floyd Wake is lucky that Ryan retired the Spike Factor, because WHOOF.

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Ryan Nanni [4:00 PM]:

@Brian Floyd tetanus would be better because it kills you way before you get to year four

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ajkst1 [4:00 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni May I suggest a Hatin’ Ass Muschamp where all of his insults backfire?

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Brian Floyd [3:59 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni it was a tetanus emergency, ryan

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Ryan Nanni [3:59 PM]:

@Brian Floyd oh and screw you for suggesting a UF/UT Spike Factor, you will never be my real dad

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Brian Floyd [3:58 PM]:

FSU is just trying to make sure this Wake offense is actually historically bad (spoiler: hell yes)

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ajkst1 [3:58 PM]:

Dr. Bo and Lane Kiffin would have been a tornado of awful.

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ajkst1 [3:58 PM]:

Can we all take a moment to theorize what would have happened if Bo Wallace had gotten his wish and been recruited by Lane Kiffin at Tennessee?

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Brian Floyd [3:58 PM]:

Why yes, we all had “blocked FG returned for a TD” as the answer for “how will baylor draw first blood”

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quzybuk [3:58 PM]:

Turnover FSU… again. Dare I say it… #goacc.

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Peter Berkes [3:57 PM]:

DICK BUMPAS BACK

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Ryan Nanni [3:57 PM]:

Gary Patterson is all about that Fight Club life.

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Jeremy Mauss [3:55 PM]:

@Brian Floyd or it will mean everything!

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Peter Berkes [3:55 PM]:

TCU is flyin’ around out there and OU has to punt. Frogs look good early

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Mark H Schipper [3:55 PM]:

Stanfurd sure is dumb for a bunch of smart guys. Penalty buffet for this team

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Brian Floyd [3:54 PM]:

@sandy.northrop.7 sunrise, sunset

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Pete Volk [3:54 PM]:

@Brian Floyd Driskel just got sacked again

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sandy.northrop.7 [3:53 PM]:

@Brian Floyd and Wake turns the ball back over

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Brian Floyd [3:53 PM]:

@Pete Volk is that bad

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Brian Floyd [3:52 PM]:

For those keeping score at home, TCU is beating Oklahoma and Jameis got picked by Wake a minute ago. None of this will mean anything in three hours

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Jon Morse [3:52 PM]:

Ole Miss gets a three on the Wunderlich test

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nafstem [3:51 PM]:

Damn you refs denying us the Wildfat

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Pete Volk [3:51 PM]:

5-star recruits getting in on the action

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Pete Volk [3:51 PM]:

#FreeTreon #UF

— Byron Cowart (@ByronHawkStar99) October 4, 2014

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Brian Floyd [3:51 PM]:

FAT WILDCAT ALERT CANCELED

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Jason Kirk [3:50 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper i hear ya

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Mike Fiammetta [3:50 PM]:

Run/run/run/pass/INT for Wisconsin, if y’all aren’t watching.

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Pete Volk [3:50 PM]:

Irish can’t convert on fourth down near midfield, Stanford takes over

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Mark H Schipper [3:50 PM]:

TCU just went up 7-0 on Boom Soon

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Mark H Schipper [3:50 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Wildcat or Phatcat know what I mean?

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Kim McCauley [3:49 PM]:

VERNE

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Pete Volk [3:49 PM]:

Saw Stanford 3, Notre Dame 2 on the bottom of the screen and believed it until I saw it was “Timeouts remaining”

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presidentjh [3:49 PM]:

@Chris L Turner I want a BEEFTANK jersey

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Jason Kirk [3:48 PM]:

www.redcuprebellion.com/2014/10/2/6876515/ole-miss-alabama-2014-jeremy-liggins-quarterback

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Peter Berkes [3:48 PM]:

@Brian Floyd WILDFAT

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Chris L Turner [3:48 PM]:

OLE MISS BRINGING IN BEEFTANK

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Brian Floyd [3:48 PM]:

FAT WILDCAT COMIN

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Michael Owens [3:47 PM]:

MIKE WILLIAMS WITH THE CATCH OF THE YEAR OF THE DAY

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presidentjh [3:47 PM]:

@Peter Berkes I think that comes with the territory. Btw, Wisconsin makes the mistake of passing, intercepted.

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cbob [3:47 PM]:

Why didn’t Dr Bo take the snap quickly and wing it to the slot guy?

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Peter Berkes [3:46 PM]:

@presidentjh do they have to wear red?

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presidentjh [3:46 PM]:

Okay, thought experiment: Imagine a team with both Melvin Gordon and Ameer Abdullah

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Jason Kirk [3:45 PM]:

Texas A&M vs. Mississippi State final score: 3 things we learned from MSU's 48-31 win

by Jason Kirk, SBNation.com

For the first time ever, the Bulldogs have beaten top-10 teams in consecutive games.

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presidentjh [3:44 PM]:

damn you internet

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presidentjh [3:44 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley I will admit Cecil’s still has the cheese whizy quality, but the seasoning makes up for a lot.

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presidentjh [3:44 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley I will admit Cecil’s still has the cheese whizy quality, but the seasoning makes up for a lot.

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Peter Berkes [3:43 PM]:

TCU’s got a 1st and goal inside the 5 against OU. Thank you Based God for this real football

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presidentjh [3:43 PM]:

@nafstem Well, it’s thin crust by style, and they use provel cheese. Normally, I agree, it is a disgrace to pizza. But Cecil’s does it well.

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Kim McCauley [3:42 PM]:

@nafstem It’s cheese whiz on a saltine

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nafstem [3:42 PM]:

What’s the deal with St. Louis pizza anyway? All I’ve heard about it is how bad it is

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Mark H Schipper [3:42 PM]:

Kevin Hogan just called a 12 line play for Stanford, took 15 seconds, & it was a TB slam over the guard.

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Jon Morse [3:41 PM]:

Clanga and A&M combined for 1085 yards of offense. #SECDefense

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Spencer Hall [3:41 PM]:

Ole MIss returns it to the Bama 37. The DOCTOR IS IN

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Brian_Hall [3:41 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley only 42 here in East Lansing

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Pete Volk [3:41 PM]:

HELLO ALABAMA SPECIAL TEAMS

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presidentjh [3:41 PM]:

@Chris L Turner St. Louis local pizza place, but they actually do pizza justice, unlike Imo’s. They’re called Cecil Whittaker’s.

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Kim McCauley [3:40 PM]:

it is 39 damn degrees in South Bend.

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Mark H Schipper [3:40 PM]:

Now I don’t have enough TVs

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Chris L Turner [3:40 PM]:

@presidentjh where from?

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presidentjh [3:39 PM]:

Seriously, the person that invented pizza should be canonized a saint.

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Michael Owens [3:38 PM]:

HEY THERE CLEMSON HOW YOU DOIN

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presidentjh [3:38 PM]:

Ah, the pizza is here. #blessed

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Chris L Turner [3:37 PM]:

(•_•)/<) ) GO / \\(•_•) ( (> VANDY! / \ \(•_•)/ ) ) #ANCHORDOWN / \

— VanderbiltUniversity (@VanderbiltU) October 4, 2014

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PikesPeakUC [3:37 PM]:

Maybe Muschamp thought it was a home game when he mentioned a stadium full of disappointed people.

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cbob [3:36 PM]:

RT@ESPN_SEC: Muschamp: “It’s great to see all these people out here getting disappointed. I love it.” Well that explains things

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Jon Morse [3:36 PM]:

A&M GONNA COME BACK NOW

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quzybuk [3:35 PM]:

If you want to see an offense that makes UF-Tenn look competent… it’s time for Wake to play FSU.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [3:35 PM]:

Welp, Ohio State was one of the two B1G games I thought MD could not win preseason so nothing has really changed

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Jason Kirk [3:33 PM]:

Florida vs. Tennessee final score: 3 things we learned from Florida&#x27;s 10-9 escape

by Peter Berkes, SBNation.com

The Gators take top honors after an afternoon of ghastly football.

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Jason Kirk [3:33 PM]:

Ohio State-Maryland final score: 3 things we learned from the Buckeyes&#x27; 52-24 win

by Pete Volk, SBNation.com

J.T. Barrett totaled five touchdowns and the Buckeyes’ defensive line walloped the Terrapin front.

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presidentjh [3:32 PM]:

@Bud Elliott You passed!

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Bud Elliott [3:32 PM]:

Test

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presidentjh [3:32 PM]:

@RagingTempest Well, at least SMU gave a decent fight

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Chris L Turner [3:32 PM]:

How are y’all feeling about this Ole Miss-Bama game?

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JHouse [3:32 PM]:

@Pete Volk man I really don’t like that guy.

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Michael Owens [3:31 PM]:

ECU wins. 45-24. Carden with 410 passing yards.

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Pete Volk [3:31 PM]:

could be taken from any florida home game, who knows

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cbob [3:31 PM]:

UMASS with a Kick off return TD, lead NTM 20-7 xp coming. Terrible tackling

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Pete Volk [3:31 PM]:

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stevib [3:29 PM]:

Not counting the kneel down mess at the end, UF just won a game with 3.4 yards per play

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presidentjh [3:29 PM]:

Come on, liver, get it together

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Ryan Nanni [3:28 PM]:

@quzybuk YOU WIN YOU NAILED IT RIGHT ON THE MONEY

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Michael Owens [3:28 PM]:

@stevib He’s not alone.

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Jon Morse [3:28 PM]:

Next week, Tennessee plays Chattanooga — and the Mocs may enter the game with the better record.

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presidentjh [3:28 PM]:

Me drunk? But how?

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stevib [3:26 PM]:

I’m not sure Musberger knows what sport they’re playing anymore.

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Mark H Schipper [3:26 PM]:

Honestly, if I’m a Florida partisan I am leaving town ASAP. The undertones have gotten truly ugly. This streak is reaching into dry gulch someone when they’re not looking territory

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Michael Owens [3:26 PM]:

Can someone please post a vine of the Florida chants?

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stevib [3:25 PM]:

@cbob just needs to dance around for 3 seconds and it’s over

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Chris L Turner [3:25 PM]:

we still have another 20 minutes left in this game don’t we

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cbob [3:25 PM]:

Florida is going to have run a 4th down snap?

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Mark H Schipper [3:24 PM]:

Is that a “F— You” Florida chant ringing through Neyland Stadium?

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Kim McCauley [3:23 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Well, you know exactly how next week goes. You go up 17-0, you lose 20-17.

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Mark H Schipper [3:23 PM]:

@Spencer Hall I think it should be perfect stasis.

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quzybuk [3:23 PM]:

@Spencer Hall omniloathing

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Jon Morse [3:23 PM]:

uh wut i don’t someone the hell can’t happened

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Brian_Hall [3:23 PM]:

@Spencer Hall is vomiting an emotion?

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Peter Berkes [3:23 PM]:

lol, he grabbed the center’s arm before the ball was snapped

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Spencer Hall [3:22 PM]:

I don’t even know what emotion to have here

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quzybuk [3:22 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni Price is Right rules? If so, gonna be that jerk who bids the minimum… so zero?

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Chris L Turner [3:22 PM]:

there is absolutely no way

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Chris L Turner [3:21 PM]:

no way

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Michael Owens [3:21 PM]:

SMU CONVERTS ON 4TH DOWN AGAIN BECAUSE WHY NOT

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JHouse [3:21 PM]:

OMG did Driskel just fumble that snap?!

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Michael Owens [3:21 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni TEXA$

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Jon Morse [3:20 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni $TEXAS

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presidentjh [3:20 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni Threeve

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presidentjh [3:20 PM]:

Muschamp adjusts his collar “I’M BACK, BABY!”

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Ryan Nanni [3:20 PM]:

Now accepting wagers on how many television minutes of UF-UT i watched.

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Jon Morse [3:20 PM]:

A&M runs the referee pick, gains 48 yards

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Michael Owens [3:19 PM]:

SMU’s longest rush of the year? 22 yards.

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Kim McCauley [3:19 PM]:

that’s a pretty sick int tho

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Mark H Schipper [3:19 PM]:

A QB overthrowing an interception to end Tennessee – Florida is the only way it could have ended.

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Peter Berkes [3:19 PM]:

Worley throws a pick down the middle. Game over. The Vols blew it. The stupid idiots blew it.

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presidentjh [3:19 PM]:

Purdue intercepts, they are .500 midseason!

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Chris L Turner [3:18 PM]:

holy shit what a play from Worley

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Pete Volk [3:18 PM]:

Urban Meyer out here going for it on fourth-and-goal up 52-24 in the fourth

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Jon Morse [3:18 PM]:

And now A&M tries to run it out of the end zone and gets blown to bits at the 10.

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Spencer Hall [3:18 PM]:

What a reprehensible thing to make 100,000 people live accomplices to

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Ryan Nanni [3:16 PM]:

@Peter Berkes cc: BBQSnob

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Peter Berkes [3:15 PM]:

Pig Howard is the only redeemable aspect of this game

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Ryan Nanni [3:15 PM]:

(whispers “Relf to Bumphis” sadly)

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Jason Kirk [3:14 PM]:

pic.twitter.com/mmxc7p03sz

— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) October 4, 2014

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Jon Morse [3:14 PM]:

Guys, let’s not get onto Mark here. I mean, A&M could still finish fourth in the SEC West.

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Michael Owens [3:14 PM]:

I don’t want to live in a world with Auburn-Alabama for the national championship.

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Jason Kirk [3:14 PM]:

CLANGA 48, WHOOP 17

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Mark H Schipper [3:13 PM]:

@presidentjh Don’t know about all that.

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presidentjh [3:13 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper Sir, I doubt A&M to be in the playoff. I await your response.

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Mark H Schipper [3:12 PM]:

Welllllllllllll . . . . (my response to those who doubt A&M in the playoff. I will follow up with, “Yeah, but still” shortly)

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Michael Owens [3:12 PM]:

Touchdown ECU, Hairston runs it in up the middle. That might do it, 45-24.

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Charlie Gebow [3:12 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper You go ahead, last I checked this was America

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JHouse [3:11 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper I think so

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Michael Owens [3:11 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper Probably.

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Mark H Schipper [3:11 PM]:

So, I still have A&M solidly in my playoff. Is that wrong?

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Pete Volk [3:11 PM]:

That makes it three Maryland interceptions where Ohio State has returned it to or near the end zone

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Spencer Hall [3:09 PM]:

BEAUTIFUL

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Jon Morse [3:09 PM]:

There’s one undefeated team in the B1G East. Johns Hopkins moves to 5-0.

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Clay Wendler [3:09 PM]:

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presidentjh [3:08 PM]:

“Is this a dead man, doctor?” “Very dead, Mr. Spock.”

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presidentjh [3:07 PM]:

With regards to Texas A&M:

play

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Pete Volk [3:07 PM]:

Pick six, Ohio State. 52-24.

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Jon Morse [3:06 PM]:

FINAL: Mount Union 75, Capital 0. Purple Raiders cover, I think.

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Jon Morse [3:05 PM]:

OH CLANGA

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Jason Kirk [3:05 PM]:

Bret Bielema's on CBS' pregame show now, if you're interested.

— Bucky's 5th Quarter (@B5Q) October 4, 2014

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Jason Kirk [3:05 PM]:

Did Mississippi State&#x27;s Fred Brown drop the ball before scoring a TD?

by Seth Rosenthal, SBNation.com

It’s close, at least. Doesn’t matter anyway.

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Michael Owens [3:05 PM]:

Nope, they actually punted. Short kick.

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Kim McCauley [3:04 PM]:

Magic Man getting play on the SEC Network? Decent.

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Michael Owens [3:04 PM]:

4TH DOWN FOR SMU…AND THEY’RE PUNTING (maybe)

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presidentjh [3:04 PM]:

@Jon Morse An easily movable object versus an incredibly stoppable force.

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Jon Morse [3:03 PM]:

@Jon Morse sorry forgot I was hacking everyone my bad

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Jason Kirk [3:03 PM]:

Loud, sustained “O-H-I-O” chants at Byrd Stadium only drowned out by Andre Monroe’s second sack of the day.

— Testudo Times (@testudotimes) October 4, 2014

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Jon Morse [3:03 PM]:

Ahh, UMass/Miami is underway. Something has to give!

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Ryan Nanni [3:02 PM]:

@Jon Morse HEY THAT CONVO IS PRIVATE

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presidentjh [3:02 PM]:

So where will MSU end up in the top ten? #6, something like that?

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Peter Berkes [3:02 PM]:

Looks like Florida may have snapped that field goal after the play clock expired.

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Michael Owens [3:01 PM]:

#NOQUARTER

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Jon Morse [3:00 PM]:

celebrityhottub</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/mgoblog">mgoblog I just don't see Mullen leaving the SEC for Michigan or Florida

— Scott (@actioncookbook) October 4, 2014

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Mark H Schipper [3:00 PM]:

@stevib Nothing if not cagey

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stevib [2:59 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper So he’s the one guy that picked UF while they were still -2

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Pete Volk [2:59 PM]:

I mean look, Muschamp can coach from behind on the road and Sumlin can't.

— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) October 4, 2014

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Michael Owens [2:59 PM]:

Field goal is good. 38-24 ECU

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cbob [2:58 PM]:

So CHAOSTEAM have gone for an onside kick and end-around pass in the first quarter. Against North Texas

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Michael Owens [2:58 PM]:

Call overturned. Carden’s pass is incomplete. 4th and 5 for ECU. Field goal unit is out.

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Peter Berkes [2:58 PM]:

I am so sick of this stupid game please end.

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Jon Morse [2:58 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni DAMNIT

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Mark H Schipper [2:58 PM]:

Musberger def has money on this game. Says, w/Gators in FG range: “Down two in the fourth quarter I think you HAVE to go for it!”

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Peter Berkes [2:58 PM]:

Florida leads 10-9 after a 49 yard field goal.

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Chris L Turner [2:58 PM]:

UMass with the 7-0 lead over Miami (OH.) SOMEONE HAS TO WIN

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Ryan Nanni [2:57 PM]:

@Jon Morse that measurement is precooked, though

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presidentjh [2:57 PM]:

Spartan Stadium. pic.twitter.com/UMEXePdzTF

— Matt Davison (@Matt_Davison) October 4, 2014

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Jon Morse [2:57 PM]:

I’m going to Carl’s Jr and ordering a mile-high bacon thickburger and demanding 5,280 feet of bacon or else

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presidentjh [2:56 PM]:

He was still pretty chill about it too

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Jon Morse [2:55 PM]:

@presidentjh So nothing’s changed since he left OSU, then.

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Michael Owens [2:55 PM]:

Getting challenged now.

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presidentjh [2:55 PM]:

@Pete Volk I’m just glad to see Abdullah getting the press he deserves. My favorite memory of him though, was when he was at my fraternity’s party, and the party sucked, so I basically gave him a beer and said “sorry”.

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Mark H Schipper [2:55 PM]:

If Florida beats Tennessee there had better be some Truthers on that case IMMEDIATELY if they want to maintain credibility

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Michael Owens [2:55 PM]:

Ok, Carden went for a shovel pass. Hit off a defender and was ruled a fumble recovered by SMU.

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presidentjh [2:55 PM]:

Wes Lunt has been taken out of the game. He got pretty much murdered three plays in a row.

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Pete Volk [2:54 PM]:

@presidentjh Think he would need 150+ to stay above Prescott in this situation, for me. Long way to go for both!

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Pete Volk [2:54 PM]:

Touchdown, Maryland. Two nice throws in a row for Caleb Rowe, and he finds Stefon Diggs in the end zone. 45-24, Ohio State.

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presidentjh [2:54 PM]:

@Pete Volk Abdullah has gotten 100+ against MSU every year he’s played them, just saying. (end defense mechanism)

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Ryan Nanni [2:53 PM]:

@Jason Kirk DAT still the favorite if you ask me

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Jason Kirk [2:53 PM]:

Can you believe this one I am now pulling for Florida to win because of T Harris just so you know

— LUTHER R CAMPBELL (@unclelukereal1) October 4, 2014

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Pete Volk [2:53 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Probably above Abdullah, assuming he has a pedestrian game against Sparty

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Michael Owens [2:53 PM]:

HIT OF THE YEAR OF THE DAY. JOHNATHAN YENGA FOR SMU

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Jason Kirk [2:52 PM]:

Heisman odds order coming in: Mariota, Gurley, Abdullah, Hill, Golson, Marshall, Gordon, Hundley, Prescott. How high are you bumping Prescott now?

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Pete Volk [2:52 PM]:

Nice job, @secfootball refs pic.twitter.com/8Y8JoFwsQp

— GBH_Rush (@DrNorrisCamacho) October 4, 2014

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presidentjh [2:52 PM]:

@Clay Wendler It was so beautiful

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presidentjh [2:51 PM]:

Here lies Texas A&M

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Mark H Schipper [2:51 PM]:

Texas A&M’s Improved Defense: A Second Look – a column being written . . .

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Michael Owens [2:50 PM]:

ECU not playing games. 28 yard pass on the first play of the drive.

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JHouse [2:50 PM]:

Yessir!

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Michael Owens [2:50 PM]:

CLANGA

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cbob [2:49 PM]:

welp, aggie’s dead

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Jon Morse [2:49 PM]:

Oh, Dak. How pretty.

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Jason Kirk [2:49 PM]:

CLANGA 41, WHOOP 17

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Peter Berkes [2:47 PM]:

Tennessee is averaging 0.7 yards per rush

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Clay Wendler [2:47 PM]:

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presidentjh [2:47 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni We are all witnesses

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Michael Owens [2:47 PM]:

SMU tries another field goal…misses. ECU gets the ball back.

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Pete Volk [2:47 PM]:

J.T. Barrett touchdown, Ohio State continues to dominate the Maryland defense

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Jon Morse [2:47 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni I thik that Drew Brees kid is going to go high in the draft.

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Ryan Nanni [2:45 PM]:

Purdue has 537 yards of offense!!!

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KnightNation [2:44 PM]:

Matt Jones goes in for 2-yard TD to make it 9-7 and Jeff Driskel is already contacting Steve Addazio about a transfer

— Mike Bianchi (@BianchiWrites) October 4, 2014

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Mark H Schipper [2:44 PM]:

Speedy Noil redeems everything

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presidentjh [2:44 PM]:

Purdue for Playoffs

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Pete Volk [2:43 PM]:

I mean, is there really much of a point in not firing Beckman tomorrow? Is it that much worse than having him as a lame duck?

— The Champaign Room (@Champaign_Room) October 4, 2014

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Pete Volk [2:43 PM]:

Meanwhile, in Champaign

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quzybuk [2:43 PM]:

Wow.

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presidentjh [2:43 PM]:

@Jason Kirk That actually is the eleventh, I believe

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Mark H Schipper [2:43 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Was just brooding over that fact. But why would they sabotage themselves?

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Jon Morse [2:42 PM]:

Wide open Aggie receiver for a big gain. Right in the numbers. Dropped.

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Jason Kirk [2:42 PM]:

A&M seriously might have 10 dropped passes today.

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Michael Owens [2:41 PM]:

Wild finish incoming in Greenville. on ESPNU

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presidentjh [2:41 PM]:

@Peter Berkes Sir, I do not appreciate being lied to, sir.

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Jon Morse [2:41 PM]:

@Peter Berkes liar

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Chris L Turner [2:41 PM]:

CHOO CHOO BABY

Through three quarters Purdue has rushed for 331 yards on 35 carries through three quarters. 9.5 yards per carry.

— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) October 4, 2014

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Peter Berkes [2:41 PM]:

Florida scored a touchdown

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presidentjh [2:41 PM]:

@RagingTempest BAH GAWD

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Michael Owens [2:40 PM]:

FUMBLE ON THE KICK RETURN. SMU RECOVERS. PONIES GET THE BALL TO START THE 4TH

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Michael Owens [2:39 PM]:

SMU has scored more points than A&M today.

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Jon Morse [2:39 PM]:

Miss State tacklers like the bad guys in a cheap kung fu B-movie, only the third or fourth guy actually takes down the hero

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Chris L Turner [2:39 PM]:

@RagingTempest PUNT PONIES PUNT

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Michael Owens [2:39 PM]:

Nope. Field goal…and they make it. 35-24 ECU near the end of the 3rd.

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Michael Owens [2:38 PM]:

4TH AND 5 FOR SMU IN THE RED ZONE. DO THEY GO FOR IT

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presidentjh [2:38 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley Welcome to the SEC east, then it makes sense.

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Peter Berkes [2:38 PM]:

“COME ON BACK AND WATCH THE YOUNG MAN” pleads Musburger, knowing just how painful this game is

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Kim McCauley [2:37 PM]:

“Welcome to the SEC,” Brent says to Treon Harris. Brent, this is not the actual SEC.

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Mark H Schipper [2:37 PM]:

@presidentjh haha

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Peter Berkes [2:36 PM]:

“COME ON BACK AND WATCH THE YOUNG MAN” pleads Musburger, knowing just how painful this game is

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Mark H Schipper [2:36 PM]:

@presidentjh haha

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Jon Morse [2:36 PM]:

Clanga just wrecking Aggie. This Dan Mullen fellow seems to be able to coach some. Too bad Florida never had a chance to hire him.

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Michael Owens [2:36 PM]:

ECU getting called for dumb PI penalty. Ponies moving towards the red zone.

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presidentjh [2:36 PM]:

Really hope Muschamp goes the Syracuse coach route from Thursday: “Keep it in perspective, at least we’re not like Hong Kong right now.”

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presidentjh [2:35 PM]:

Illinois misses the XP

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presidentjh [2:35 PM]:

@Peter Berkes We must pay for our sins, that’s why this game exists.

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KnightNation [2:35 PM]:

DAK PRESCOTT FOR HEISMAN.

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Michael Owens [2:34 PM]:

PONIES ARE MOVING THE BALL.

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Ryan Nanni [2:34 PM]:

DAKROBATICS

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Peter Berkes [2:34 PM]:

Jalen Tabor forces a fumble and the Gators get the ball back. What’s the point.

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presidentjh [2:34 PM]:

Hardcore CLANGA

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Jason Kirk [2:34 PM]:

CLANGA 34, WHOOP 10

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Jon Morse [2:34 PM]:

Well, okay, three and a half. Who’s counting?

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ADevine11 [2:34 PM]:

THE DAKENNING

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Jason Kirk [2:34 PM]:

CLANGA 35, WHOOP 10

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stevib [2:34 PM]:

@Peter Berkes time to get Kershaw out of there

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Jon Morse [2:34 PM]:

And boom, CLANGA now up by four touchdowns.

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presidentjh [2:33 PM]:

@RagingTempest OH BABY

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Kim McCauley [2:33 PM]:

DAK DAK DAK DAK

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Peter Berkes [2:33 PM]:

Treon Harris warmign up in the bullpen, because this is worse than baseball

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Michael Owens [2:33 PM]:

ECU ON FOURTH DOWN AND GOING FOR IT. THEY DIDN’T GET IT

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Mark H Schipper [2:33 PM]:

Even when Driskel makes a good play by escaping a sack, he capitalizes on the opportunity by losing seven additional yards.

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Pete Volk [2:33 PM]:

Touchdown, Maryland. Both touchdowns have been scored after Ohio State end zone pass interferences.

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presidentjh [2:33 PM]:

Illinois scores to make it 31-27 Purdue

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nafstem [2:32 PM]:

@presidentjh Football apocalypse

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Jason Kirk [2:32 PM]:

Florida now 5-of-15 against “Third Down for What.”

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presidentjh [2:31 PM]:

Purdue-Illinois is a better game right now, tbh

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Jason Kirk [2:31 PM]:

That’s weird. Florida’s backup quarterback looks exactly like Jeff Driskel and wears his jersey.

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Jon Morse [2:30 PM]:

@ADevine11 Why does anyone watch Plan Nine from Outer Space?

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Michael Owens [2:30 PM]:

Got back up on his own power. Looks to just be a stinger.

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Michael Owens [2:29 PM]:

RB Chris Hairston down for ECU. Took a big shot.

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cbob [2:29 PM]:

this feels like Aggie will come roaring back at some point

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presidentjh [2:29 PM]:

@ADevine11 Masochism

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Chris L Turner [2:29 PM]:

Florida’s pitching has been terrible today I see

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cbob [2:29 PM]:

My God, these WRs

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ADevine11 [2:29 PM]:

why is anyone watching Florida-Tenn?

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presidentjh [2:29 PM]:

Florida and Tennessee: Welcome to the B1G

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Jason Kirk [2:29 PM]:

Does A&M catch anything?

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Michael Owens [2:28 PM]:

Spencer busting out the Blur on Twitter.

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Jon Morse [2:28 PM]:

Incomplete-almost picked-almost picked again

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Peter Berkes [2:28 PM]:

9-0 Tennessee. Please God, end this game.

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Mark H Schipper [2:28 PM]:

UF & Tennessee is an OLD FASHIONED SEC tuff game imo

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Ryan Nanni [2:27 PM]:

It’s like Florida’s paying Tennessee to help it commit insurance fraud but the Vols can’t find a match.

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presidentjh [2:27 PM]:

Lou Holtz apparently called Ameer Abdullah “Ameer Mohammed” twice.

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cbob [2:27 PM]:

Quit throwing to Niederhofer!

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Bud Elliott [2:26 PM]:

OK, going down to the field to take pictures of recruits, but not talk to them, because that would be a violation!

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Jon Morse [2:26 PM]:

Bad call in Starkvegas. That was a fumble.

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presidentjh [2:26 PM]:

The Keystone Light has landed (salutes Florida)

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Chris L Turner [2:26 PM]:

@Peter Berkes FIELD GOAL COMIN’

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Peter Berkes [2:26 PM]:

TENNESSEE LONG PASS PLAY INTO THE RED ZONE

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Peter Berkes [2:25 PM]:

Antonio Morrison down for a bit, looks like he’s fine

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Michael Owens [2:25 PM]:

Nevermind. False alarm.

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Ryan Nanni [2:25 PM]:

“Terpible.” – Charles Barkley

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Michael Owens [2:25 PM]:

SMU GOING FOR 2

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Jon Morse [2:24 PM]:

Mount Union 49, Capital 0. At halftime.

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Michael Owens [2:24 PM]:

ANOTHER SMU TD

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Pete Volk [2:24 PM]:

Touchdown, Ohio State. Now this one is over.

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Peter Berkes [2:23 PM]:

http://t.co/yBkcAJ6XRq

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Jason Kirk [2:23 PM]:

Wanna know how stupid this game is? Florida is out-gaining Tennessee by 20 yards.

— Richard Johnson (@RagjUF) October 4, 2014

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KnightNation [2:23 PM]:

@Bud Elliot Fantastic

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Michael Owens [2:23 PM]:

Deion Sanders Jr. (Lil’ Prime) been playing pretty well at receiver. Got a 21 yard pass.

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Spencer Hall [2:21 PM]:

AJ Johnson is a brilliant linebacker. This is like the second positive thing I’ve said today

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Michael Owens [2:21 PM]:

ECU defenders are hitting right now…and hitting hard.

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Pete Volk [2:21 PM]:

Caleb Rowe with a perfect throw to Eli Apple, who happens to play Ohio State but that’s details

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Jon Morse [2:21 PM]:

Man, Florida’s keeper has already allowed two goals. Clearly not World Cup caliber.

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Bud Elliott [2:20 PM]:

Awesome RT @CecilHurt: Even Brady Hoke wouldn't have put Driskel back in

— Mark Long (@APMarkLong) October 4, 2014

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Pete Volk [2:19 PM]:

One heck of a catch by Marcus Leak on third down. Perfect throw to him on one-on-one coverage, Leak makes the play.

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stevib [2:18 PM]:

Ball fumbled by UF, recovered by UF in a scrum for no gain. Why are they reviewing it, I thought scrum recoveries were not reviewable

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Jason Kirk [2:18 PM]:

Vols weighing in

Atta boy Muschamp. To hell with what everybody else is saying, you just stick with your guy Driskel

— Stephen White (@sgw94) October 4, 2014

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cbob [2:18 PM]:

oops their own 30

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Jason Kirk [2:17 PM]:

Reisner hits the extra point to cap off the 13-play, 62-yard drive. Purdue 24, #Illini 21

— Illinois Football (@IlliniFootball) October 4, 2014

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cbob [2:17 PM]:

Aggie 4th and 5 from the CLANGA 30 coming up

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Peter Berkes [2:16 PM]:

Driskel is going back in the game

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Chris L Turner [2:16 PM]:

@stevib “I’m going to steal Florida Football” So we’ll never have to see it again!

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Pete Volk [2:13 PM]:

Maryland stops Ohio State on fourth-and-goal

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ADevine11 [2:13 PM]:

@cbob treon harris warming up

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Jason Kirk [2:13 PM]:

@cbob Seems they’re about to

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Spencer Hall [2:13 PM]:

can’t feel

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stevib [2:13 PM]:

@Chris L Turner Nic Cage needs to rapture Jeff Driskel. Or rapture all of us watching, one or the other

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Peter Berkes [2:13 PM]:

@cbob Treon Harris allegedly warming up, per Musburger

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Michael Owens [2:13 PM]:

ECU INT. You knew it was going to happen sooner or later.

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Peter Berkes [2:13 PM]:

Tennessee takes a two score lead, 6-0

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cbob [2:13 PM]:

I guess this is a stupid question but, seriously, Florida doesn’t have anyone else they can try at QB?

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Michael Owens [2:12 PM]:

#GTWhiteOut helmets ready in every locker, you'll see full uniform when Jackets hit the field! #MIAvsGT pic.twitter.com/WHRB8L5cDS

— Ga Tech Football (@GeorgiaTechFB) October 4, 2014

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Chris L Turner [2:12 PM]:

@Kevin McCauley would Nic Cage steal Jeff Driskel

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Jason Kirk [2:11 PM]:

So with Michigan, Florida, and Georgia allegedly upgrading coordinators, I think this season is telling us coordinators don’t matter at all. Which brings us to Lane Kiffin.

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Mark H Schipper [2:10 PM]:

Driskel Pick – DRINK! (room already looks like Jonestown)

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Kim McCauley [2:10 PM]:

Jeff Driskel is a national treasure

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Peter Berkes [2:10 PM]:

Jeff Driskel throws this third pick of the day.

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Michael Owens [2:10 PM]:

@Clay Wendler BoilerMAKING THINGS HAPPEN

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Carnoch [2:10 PM]:

Dak da gawd

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Ryan Nanni [2:10 PM]:

yeah but you put Dak Prescott on Florida and (weeps)

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Jason Kirk [2:09 PM]:

He also has 54 yards rushing

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Jason Kirk [2:09 PM]:

Dak Prescott’s completed 12 of 14 and caught the sole pass targeted his way

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Chris L Turner [2:09 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper considering the gif hasn’t fully loaded for me, we’re at about a minute

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Mark H Schipper [2:07 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Oh. My. God. How long did it take that man to run 70 yards?

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Carnoch [2:07 PM]:

All I’ve done today is eat nachos. I feel like I’ve been more productive that the gators

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Peter Berkes [2:07 PM]:

I like the Buffalo Bills and a Big Ten team, and I can confidently say this game is the worst football I’ve seen in years.

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Clay Wendler [2:07 PM]:

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Jason Kirk [2:06 PM]:

CLANGAWHOOP is back on, so most of you can stop watching Florida-Tennessee

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Pete Volk [2:06 PM]:

Maryland has made a change at quarterback

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Michael Owens [2:06 PM]:

ECU scores again. 35-14.

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Jason Kirk [2:06 PM]:

Y'all, Tennessee scored 32 against us last week.

— Tyler Dawgden (@TylerDawgden) October 4, 2014

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Peter Berkes [2:05 PM]:

Today's @ZipsFB uniforms & helmets are legit!!! #MACtion #ZipsGameday pic.twitter.com/f16g45gE0H

— Jeremy Guy (@JGuyMAC) October 4, 2014

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Jon Morse [2:05 PM]:

@quzybuk It’s 56.5, which is why I didn’t notice it right away.

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Bud Elliott [2:05 PM]:

Spencer, three realistic coaching hires by Foley who would make you happy

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Jason Kirk [2:04 PM]:

@Jon Morse The ole 38-12

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Mark H Schipper [2:04 PM]:

@Jon Morse Take the under, but don’t bet on Akron. It will be 26-0 and push.

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cbob [2:04 PM]:

Maybe a first: Miami (NTM) hasn’t won since ‘12 and they’re favored over FBS competition today

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quzybuk [2:04 PM]:

@Jon Morse O/U on FSU-Wake is low 50’s and FSU is -39 or so.

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Jon Morse [2:04 PM]:

Holy christ. Old Dominion is not a HORRIBLE team, and Marshall’s up 42-7 at half anyway?

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Jon Morse [2:02 PM]:

Don’t think I’ve ever seen this before. O/U on Akron/EMU is 50… but Akron’s favored by 26.

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Michael Owens [2:02 PM]:

Carden now ECU’s all-time leader in passing yards.

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Mark H Schipper [2:01 PM]:

@Milk Steak haha

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Spencer Hall [2:01 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper SMRT

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Jason Kirk [2:01 PM]:

@Bud Elliott What about when Florida hires Lane Kiffin!

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Mark H Schipper [2:01 PM]:

@Spencer Hall Rageful like the fox, eh?

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:00 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper They don’t let Muschamp in the locker room anymore. If he catches himself in the mirror he just keeps hooting at it, beating his chest and ripping clothes off until someone throws a towel over the mirror

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Jason Kirk [1:59 PM]:

Holtz has called Ameer Abdullah ‘Ameer Mohammed’ twice in the same halftime show segment

— Patrick Vint (@HS_BHGP) October 4, 2014

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Bud Elliott [1:59 PM]:

Driskel’s rights are owned by the red sox. It wouldn’t shock me to see him forgo his senior year.

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Spencer Hall [1:59 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper accidentally inhaled it, joke’s on you, just rust-proofed his lungs

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Michael Owens [1:58 PM]:

SMU had scored 12 total points all year until today. They’ve put up 14 against ECU.

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Mark H Schipper [1:58 PM]:

Did Will Muschamp tear his windbreaker to shreds while bellowing unintelligibly in the half-time locker room?

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Jon Morse [1:58 PM]:

@Alfie Crow Next year, with another year of experience, he’ll surely be able to lead Florida to 200 YPG offense.

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Bud Elliott [1:57 PM]:

@Alfie Crow :)

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Peter Berkes [1:57 PM]:

Alright, I’ll be back in a little bit. I’m driving this game out to the farm up north and leaving it in the wild.

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Alfie Crow [1:57 PM]:

Hey, Jeff Driskell is only a junior?

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Peter Berkes [1:57 PM]:

Worley throws a pick immediately in the end zone to give the Gators the ball back

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Spencer Hall [1:56 PM]:

It’s the horse collar tackle that makes it truly Muschamp

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Alfie Crow [1:56 PM]:

It would appear that Jeff Driskell is not good at football.

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Jason Kirk [1:56 PM]:

Florida racked up a horse collar on its own INT.

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Bud Elliott [1:55 PM]:

So it seems people overreacted to A&M murdering South Carolina’s true freshmen cornerbacks with quick game and screens. Arkansas and Clanga have taken that away

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Spencer Hall [1:55 PM]:

Just needs a little more time to turn this thing around

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Peter Berkes [1:55 PM]:

Gross pick by Driskel deep in Florida territory

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Michael Owens [1:55 PM]:

ANOTHER SMU TD

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Clay Wendler [1:55 PM]:

dear god, i cant believe a fla-ten matchup is 3-0

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Jason Kirk [1:55 PM]:

Virginia Tech 17, North Carolina 3, both hurting and helping ECU’s strength of schedule

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Jon Morse [1:54 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Can’t believe nobody beheaded it at halftime to save humanity.

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Pete Volk [1:53 PM]:

The Illini are losing and the DJ is subjecting the crowd to Fallout Boy. That doesn't seem fair.

— U-God (@SBN_UGod) October 4, 2014

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Jason Kirk [1:53 PM]:

Florida-Tennessee shambling back to life now on SECN

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Jon Morse [1:53 PM]:

“That’s the kind of thing… that happens.” No, that’s the entire quote. Lou Holtz, ladies and gentlemen.

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Alfie Crow [1:50 PM]:

@Peter Berkes Jeff Driskel is really good at sacking the QB. Good point.

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Jon Morse [1:50 PM]:

I asked on Twitter what percentage of the Big 12 would win the SEC East, and now my mentions are full of people seriously debating the question. I have chosen poorly.

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Jason Kirk [1:50 PM]:

Oklahoma State invents the 50-yard onside kick against Iowa State

by Seth Rosenthal, SBNation.com

Just like they drew it up!

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Peter Berkes [1:50 PM]:

@Alfie Crow It’s just great defense, Alfie

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Alfie Crow [1:49 PM]:

Why didn’t anyone tell me a B1G game broke out in Neyland Stadium?

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The Big Cup [1:48 PM]:

Wait, Purdue has two wins?

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Peter Berkes [1:47 PM]:

@UNA That is a very good deal

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UNA [1:47 PM]:

@Peter Berkes Free cowbell with every large pizza?

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Chris L Turner [1:47 PM]:

Little Caesar's mascot pulling for the bulldogs I see https://t.co/GC6jkK1OYS

— Chris Turner (@ChrisLTurner) October 4, 2014

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Michael Owens [1:47 PM]:

@Peter Berkes Don’t ask. Just enjoy.

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Chris L Turner [1:47 PM]:

shit didn’t work

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Clay Wendler [1:47 PM]:

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Clay Wendler [1:46 PM]:

enhance

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Peter Berkes [1:46 PM]:

Seriously, why is the Little Caesars mascot on the Mississippi State sideline

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Chris L Turner [1:46 PM]:

#HailState #PIZZAPIZZA <iframe class=“vine-embed” src=“”vine-embed" src=“https://vine.co/v/OKaT1xmxKH3/embed/simple” width=“480” height=“480” frameborder="0">" width=“600” height=“600” frameborder="0">

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Clay Wendler [1:46 PM]:

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cbob [1:46 PM]:

Now Dave Brandon is going to bring the Noid to Michigan games

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UNA [1:45 PM]:

Charlie Weis down on the Miss St sidelines giving that A&M WR the business

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Michael Owens [1:45 PM]:

@Clay Wendler <3

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Michael Owens [1:45 PM]:

LITTLE CEASERS CLANGA. NEVER GONNA SLEEP AGAIN pic.twitter.com/praNXPAnph

— Sam Duren (@Sam_Duren) October 4, 2014

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Clay Wendler [1:44 PM]:

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Pete Volk [1:44 PM]:

Ohio State up 31-10 on Maryland at halftime.

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Chris L Turner [1:43 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni bet sylvester croom is in there trying to get back on the sidelines somehow

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Michael Owens [1:43 PM]:

Can we get a Vine of the Little Caesar’s mascot?

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Mark H Schipper [1:43 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni Yes! I thought that was a play on Hail State – like Hail Caesar – which confounded my earlier thought that the state experienced a lot of adverse weather.

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UNA [1:42 PM]:

When did Clanga change their mascot to Little Caesar?

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Peter Berkes [1:42 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni YES

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Ryan Nanni [1:42 PM]:

did y’all see the Little Caesar’s dude on the sideline?

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Peter Berkes [1:38 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Crying

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Jason Kirk [1:38 PM]:

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Pete Volk [1:38 PM]:

Buckeyes score, and it’s 31-10. Big momentum shift

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Mark H Schipper [1:37 PM]:

Head Coach Will Muschamp scowling at people asking him questions & answering with the tone that says: I want to clothesline you coming over the middle like Jack Tatum says everything you need to know about Will Muschamp’s qualifications as a head coach. Should start a school with Mike Stoops.

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Pete Volk [1:35 PM]:

Ohio State’s best offense is special teams. Buckeyes punt it 69 yards, C.J. Brown immediately throws an interception

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Jason Kirk [1:34 PM]:

Throwback football! Classic rivalry!

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Jason Kirk [1:34 PM]:

1955 was the last time Florida was shut out in the first half against Tennessee … and the last time UF-UT featured no ranked teams.

— Alligator Army (@AlligatorArmy) October 4, 2014

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The Big Cup [1:34 PM]:

oh neat virginia tech is playing. had no idea

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Jason Kirk [1:33 PM]:

Good softball school fwiw

Halftime: Tennessee 3, Florida 0. #Gators really need a three-run homer.

— Alligator Army (@AlligatorArmy) October 4, 2014

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Chris L Turner [1:33 PM]:

@RagingTempest so you’re saying there’s a chance

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Pete Volk [1:33 PM]:

Maryland with the stop, Buckeyes about to punt

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Mark H Schipper [1:32 PM]:

I think Jesse Palmer should stop telling Jeff Driskel what he can and cannot do. Clearly Jeff Driskel knows what he cannot do & revels very much in doing it.

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Pete Volk [1:32 PM]:

Andre Monroe breaks through with a huge sack for Maryland. Third and long for the Buckeyes

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Michael Owens [1:31 PM]:

First half team stats for #ECUvsSMU. pic.twitter.com/T8JxNUj15G

— Michael Owens (@realmikeowens) October 4, 2014

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cbob [1:31 PM]:

Surprised Florida has a much as 122 yards

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KnightNation [1:30 PM]:

Phil Fulmer just called Steve Spurrier and said, "Are you watching this garbage?"

— Mike Bianchi (@BianchiWrites) October 4, 2014

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Jason Kirk [1:30 PM]:

If I was a WR at Florida I would boycott until they replaced driskel. He gonna get somebody killed

— shaun king (@realshaunking) October 4, 2014

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The Big Cup [1:29 PM]:

@Clay Wendler hero

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JHouse [1:29 PM]:

3rd and 9 bubble screen from FLA.

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Clay Wendler [1:29 PM]:

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Jason Kirk [1:29 PM]:

.@SBNationCFB I think that's called being a double major at State.

— Arron P. Swink (@apswink) October 4, 2014

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Spencer Hall [1:28 PM]:

A Florida receiver just blocked a tackler into Jeff Driskel.

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Chris L Turner [1:28 PM]:

@RagingTempest ¯\(ツ)/¯

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Peter Berkes [1:27 PM]:

It’s still 3-0 Tennessee, and a FLorida receiver just dropped a ball that hit him in the numbers

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Michael Owens [1:26 PM]:

SMU tries a 44 yard field goal with a senior kicker…and it’s short.

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Jason Kirk [1:26 PM]:

Typo, don’t even care

SHOOTIN' BIRDSRINGIN' BELLSAT TH SAME DAMN TIMEhttp://t.co/TPKj3MDfhg pic.twitter.com/UKUCyEIwVY

— SB✯Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) October 4, 2014

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Ryan Nanni [1:26 PM]:

DAKTION

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Pete Volk [1:26 PM]:

Touchdown, Maryland! Wes Brown runs in from two yards out

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bumblebeetuna [1:26 PM]:

@presidentjh C.L.A.N.G.A.

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Michael Owens [1:26 PM]:

SMU on 4th down again, was going to kick a field goal but ECU calls a timeout.

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Pete Volk [1:25 PM]:

Ohio State called for pass interference in the end zone — pretty blatant. Maryland first and goal from the two

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presidentjh [1:25 PM]:

@Clay Wendler WUTANG CLANGA AIN’T NUTHIN TO FUCK WIT

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brad465 [1:25 PM]:

Another QB catch. Seen 1 in the last 3 games I have watched lol

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Pete Volk [1:24 PM]:

@Clay Wendler CLANGA

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JHouse [1:24 PM]:

@RagingTempest beautiful. What’s that team in D3 that never punts? SMU should be that

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Clay Wendler [1:24 PM]:

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Jason Kirk [1:24 PM]:

More like Dak Pres-catch!

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presidentjh [1:24 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni sets up podcast and booth I think Marshall could beat Bama.

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Michael Owens [1:23 PM]:

SMU converts on 4th down again.

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Chris L Turner [1:23 PM]:

Purdue beating Illinois 17-14 at the half because BURN EVERYTHING

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Jason Kirk [1:23 PM]:

We’re all invited, guys

SBNationCFB</a> We&#39;re making Katy Perry&#39;s new video and they picked you you to be in it Go to <a href="https://twitter.com/NowCastingYou">NowCastingYou

— Yourin newvideo12569 (@Aracely22rf784) October 4, 2014

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Ryan Nanni [1:22 PM]:

@presidentjh you know as much as i do, so

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Chris L Turner [1:22 PM]:

@RagingTempest frameborder ain’t played nobody tho

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Michael Owens [1:22 PM]:

SMU ON 4TH DOWN AGAIN. WILL THEY GO FOR IT

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The Big Cup [1:22 PM]:

@RagingTempest i agree

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Pete Volk [1:21 PM]:

Terrapins now in the Ohio State red zone, finally finding Stefon Diggs for a first dwon

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Michael Owens [1:21 PM]:

<iframe class=“vine-embed” src=“”vine-embed" src=“https://vine.co/v/OKa6L2OIEqQ/embed/simple” width=“480” height=“480” frameborder="0">" width=“320” height=“320” frameborder="0">

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Pete Volk [1:21 PM]:

CJ Brown runs for the big first down, Maryland in Ohio State territory

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bumblebeetuna [1:20 PM]:

That ain’t trill, Kenny

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Michael Owens [1:20 PM]:

Didn’t realize Deion Sanders’s kid went to SMU.

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Pete Volk [1:19 PM]:

Maryland at midfield on fourth and five, currently considering going for it

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Jon Morse [1:19 PM]:

Do I have to make Andi McDowell love me to stop the turnovers?

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presidentjh [1:18 PM]:

@Jon Morse Time is a flat circle, yo

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Chris L Turner [1:18 PM]:

this game = ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯

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LukeFrom2011 [1:18 PM]:

lol

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Jon Morse [1:18 PM]:

A&M doing a fantastic job of shooting … wait, I’m in a time loop

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brad465 [1:18 PM]:

A&M’s O is imploding

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presidentjh [1:17 PM]:

Wait, @Ryan Nanni, does your tweet mean I’m an analyst now? FINALLY

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Spencer Hall [1:17 PM]:

@The Big Cup pretty sure this is source-dependent incompetence

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Pete Volk [1:17 PM]:

Instead of talking about the game, ABC instead chooses to talk to Jim Delany

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Pete Volk [1:17 PM]:

Maryland putting together their first real drive, and then called for unsportsmanlike condcut

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JHouse [1:17 PM]:

@Spencer Hall with bounce-throws like that he’d be a great cricketer

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The Big Cup [1:17 PM]:

@Spencer Hall is it jeff or just muschamp infection?

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Jason Kirk [1:17 PM]:

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Pete Volk [1:17 PM]:

@Clay Wendler (ref is okay)

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Jason Kirk [1:16 PM]:

As God as my witness: crying little girl, Bama father saying he's deleting her Katy Perry when they get home

— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey) October 4, 2014

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Clay Wendler [1:16 PM]:

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Spencer Hall [1:16 PM]:

Jeff Driskel is not good at football

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Michael Owens [1:16 PM]:

That didn’t take long. Carden-Hardy again. Carden’s 4th TD pass in the first half. ECU up 28-7

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Pete Volk [1:15 PM]:

Ohio State’s defensive line paying homage to Breaking Madden, seemingly in the backfield before each snap

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Jason Kirk [1:15 PM]:

Looks like Mississippi State fumble to me, but I’m not in charge here

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Chris L Turner [1:15 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper “that’s some schoolyard bullshit” “yeah…let’s run some schoolyard bullshit”

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Mark H Schipper [1:15 PM]:

@Chris L Turner No reason in the world not to, either. The old draw it up in the sand O.

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Jon Morse [1:15 PM]:

Clanga doing a fantastic job of shooting themselves in the foot

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Brian Towle [1:14 PM]:

If Maryland’s offense isn’t putting you to sleep enough, McDonough is now interviewing Jim Delany.

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Jason Kirk [1:14 PM]:

#Gators now over the 3 yards/play mark!

— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) October 4, 2014

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Michael Owens [1:14 PM]:

Wow. pic.twitter.com/rNg3p6J4Tq

— Michael Owens (@realmikeowens) October 4, 2014

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brad465 [1:13 PM]:

lol these A&M receivers are dropping a ludicrous amount of passes

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Chris L Turner [1:13 PM]:

These drops are killing the Aggies

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Kim McCauley [1:13 PM]:

Kenny Trill deserves so much better

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presidentjh [1:13 PM]:

Here is one for #MeltdownTime @rollbamaroll pic.twitter.com/ETgZmtNBLK

— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) October 4, 2014

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Jon Morse [1:13 PM]:

A&M doing a fantastic job of shooting themselves in the foot

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LukeFrom2011 [1:13 PM]:

@Pete Volk #justRandyEdsallthings

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Jason Kirk [1:13 PM]:

CLANGA IS HAPPENING. Kenny Hill picked off.

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Peter Berkes [1:12 PM]:

with 8:59 left in the second quarter ohio state is outgaining maryland 281-23

— martin rickman (@martinrickman) October 4, 2014

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Pete Volk [1:12 PM]:

Ohio State's offense has 24 points. Maryland's offense has 23 total yards.

— Daniel Martin (@DMartinCSN) October 4, 2014

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Jason Kirk [1:12 PM]:

“Shades of Johnny Manziel” just makes me think of Kanye’s “sunglasses and Advil” line

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Ryan Nanni [1:11 PM]:

Iowa State is ruining FSU’s strength of schedule.

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Spencer Hall [1:11 PM]:

Seriously congratulations to SMU

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Chris L Turner [1:11 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper they’ll starting running bullshit plays just to piss off the other team. Like a double pass AT LEAST every drive

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Ryan Nanni [1:10 PM]:

@Jason Kirk #sext

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Jason Kirk [1:10 PM]:

SMU just achieved its first extra point of the year

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Mark H Schipper [1:09 PM]:

At some point SMU is going to lull opponents into a literal nap during the game. At that point, they will get the odd TD & probably a FG or two.

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Peter Berkes [1:09 PM]:

There’s still over 8 minutes left in the half for Florida-Tennessee

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presidentjh [1:09 PM]:

itshappening.gif

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Chris L Turner [1:09 PM]:

THE SMU COMEBACK BEGINS

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Jon Morse [1:08 PM]:

East Carolina is plaaying their second string, right?

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Michael Owens [1:08 PM]:

SMU SCORES. THE END IS NEIGH.

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The Big Cup [1:08 PM]:

MUSTANG TD

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JHouse [1:06 PM]:

@RagingTempest I love it. They literally have nothing else to lose, except the rest of their games…which they’re likely to lose anyway

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brad465 [1:06 PM]:

@Jason Kirk an expected return or an emergency return? lol

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Mark H Schipper [1:06 PM]:

Florida has eight passing yards after one quarter. After four? They should have 32 if this torrid pace holds. That’s not bad, really, for Florida.

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Michael Owens [1:06 PM]:

THEY’RE GOING FOR IT

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Michael Owens [1:05 PM]:

SMU DOWN TO ANOTHER 4TH DOWN AND SHORT WILL THEY GO FOR IT

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Jason Kirk [1:05 PM]:

#Horns could create more explosive plays vs. Bears with reported return of WR Daje Johnson from suspension. http://t.co/9BJYpairk9

— Burnt Orange Nation (@BON_SBNation) October 4, 2014

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Chris L Turner [1:05 PM]:

holy hell what a second effort from Prescott

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Jason Kirk [1:05 PM]:

CLANGA 21, WHOOP 7

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quzybuk [1:04 PM]:

2.35 YPP? That’s considered progress for Wake’s offense. And we play… lemme check… oh god.

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Mark H Schipper [1:04 PM]:

@Jason Kirk These eyes are having it taken easy on them while gazing upon that scene.

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Clay Wendler [1:04 PM]:

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Michael Owens [1:04 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Yep. Short passes every single time.

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Pete Volk [1:03 PM]:

@The Big Cup Here’s hoping, turtle-wise

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Jason Kirk [1:03 PM]:

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The Big Cup [1:03 PM]:

@Peter Berkes slow and steady wins the race…?

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Michael Owens [1:02 PM]:

I do believe that this is SMU’s longest drive of the year.

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Peter Berkes [1:02 PM]:

Florida is averaging a robust 2.35 yards per play

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Chris L Turner [1:02 PM]:

Florida has 47 yards on 20 plays. [twitch]

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Jason Kirk [1:01 PM]:

@RagingTempest WHAT

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Michael Owens [1:01 PM]:

SMU gets to 4th down and 4…goes for it again and gets another first down.

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Michael Owens [1:01 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Ok, now it makes more sense.

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brad465 [1:00 PM]:

I feel like Dak Prescot is exactly what every OU fan was hoping for Blake Bell last year.

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Jason Kirk [1:00 PM]:

@RagingTempest overturned fwiw

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Spencer Hall [1:00 PM]:

I have to be honest half of my motivation for hating that call was hoping I didn’t have to watch another snap of Florida’s offense

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Michael Owens [1:00 PM]:

@Clay Wendler Wait, that’s targeting? wut

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Jason Kirk [1:00 PM]:

Mississippi State down one offensive lineman with flowing hair, but it keeps a steady supply of them

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Clay Wendler [12:59 PM]:

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Michael Owens [12:59 PM]:

Josh Hawkins playing incredible defense in the secondary for ECU

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Chris L Turner [12:59 PM]:

@RagingTempest MOMENTUM SWING

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Mark H Schipper [12:59 PM]:

Good. Glad they pulled off that targeting call. Was not, IMO.

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Siems [12:59 PM]:

@RagingTempest PONY UP!!!

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Ryan Nanni [12:59 PM]:

I can’t believe this is the same Maryland team that’s gonna win the SEC East.

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Siems [12:58 PM]:

@brad465 Sounds like SMU’s everything!

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Michael Owens [12:58 PM]:

And they got it, first down Ponies.

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Michael Owens [12:58 PM]:

4th and 2..SMU’S GOING FOR IT

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JHouse [12:57 PM]:

@Peter Berkes he didn’t even touch his head

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Pete Volk [12:57 PM]:

And Barrett finds Thomas in the end zone, despite pass interference. This one looks about over.

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Mark H Schipper [12:57 PM]:

I don’t know, man. All for safety, but if that is ejectable in Tenn/FL – the alarmists might be right about football’s future.

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brad465 [12:57 PM]:

Maryland’s defense appears pretty hopeless :(

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Peter Berkes [12:57 PM]:

We got ourselves a shoulder to the head situation

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Pete Volk [12:57 PM]:

J.T. Barrett with an incredible read, fools the defense. Ohio State deep in Maryland territory again

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Jason Kirk [12:56 PM]:

Vol ejected for lunging at a sliding Driskel

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JHouse [12:56 PM]:

That’s a BS targeting call

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Jason Kirk [12:55 PM]:

These oughta help

BEHOLD! EMU's going to be rocking these new helmets tonight at Akron. http://t.co/vSmn0dbY8S pic.twitter.com/5g26JF4Bkm

— Hustle Belt (@HustleBelt) October 4, 2014

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:55 PM]:

@jkrdevil You mean hucking the ball in the general direction of a receiver and hoping for the best isn’t what you want in a quarterback?

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brad465 [12:54 PM]:

A real defensive stop by MSU

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The Big Cup [12:54 PM]:

@Peter Berkes multiple interceptions?

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Mark H Schipper [12:54 PM]:

“Oh, and a big hit there on Niederhoffer!” (Was that line stolen from a Christopher Guest movie?)

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Peter Berkes [12:54 PM]:

Yes, the Gator offense is definitely more “multiple” this year, Jesse

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jkrdevil [12:53 PM]:

Maryland has top wide outs, but a starting QB who can not throw the ball

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Pete Volk [12:52 PM]:

Maryland punts it back. Missed opportunity for the Turtles.

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Jason Kirk [12:52 PM]:

Purdue has a touchdown!

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Jason Kirk [12:51 PM]:

Marshall and ECU up a combined 49-0 already!

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Siems [12:51 PM]:

@Jason Kirk In fairness, isn’t this Tennessee/Florida game the equivalency of a HS all star game?

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Mark H Schipper [12:51 PM]:

@Peter Berkes Oh player rankings, what folly are ye.

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Jason Kirk [12:50 PM]:

Be advised Iowa State up on Oklahoma State, 3-0

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Mark H Schipper [12:50 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Sir, what do you take me for?

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Peter Berkes [12:50 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper Mitch Mustain!

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Jason Kirk [12:50 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper he dominated a HS all-star game at one point!

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Pete Volk [12:49 PM]:

Maryland finally stops J.T. Barrett, and Ohio State misses the 48-yard field goal.

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Michael Owens [12:49 PM]:

Another Carden-Hardy TD. ECU up 21-0, 11:28 2nd.

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Mark H Schipper [12:49 PM]:

JEFF DRISKEL WAS THE #1 RANKED QB OUT OF HS!??? Well, so was Ben Olsen, I guess.

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Spencer Hall [12:49 PM]:

Brent’s EXCITEMENT voice is hilarious because he’s using it watching Florida and nothing exciting will ever happen

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Jason Kirk [12:49 PM]:

Texas A&M has six rushes. Mississippi State has six passes. Things as they should be

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Michael Owens [12:48 PM]:

ECU crowd now singing Bon Jovi in unison.

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Clay Wendler [12:47 PM]:

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Spencer Hall [12:47 PM]:

Josh Robinson was going to be great, you can tell by his giant butt

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Pete Volk [12:47 PM]:

@Peter Berkes they tipped the intended reception to their heart

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The Big Cup [12:47 PM]:

@Jason Kirk you are a cruel man

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Peter Berkes [12:47 PM]:

is this true

florida is bad because their fans let them down

— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 4, 2014

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Jason Kirk [12:46 PM]:

@The Big Cup i’m the one to be held accountable for that decision

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The Big Cup [12:46 PM]:

@Peter Berkes why do you have that game even on?

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Spencer Hall [12:46 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni yelllllllllllaugh

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Jason Kirk [12:45 PM]:

Josh Robinson remains a barrel of nails. MSU about to hit 14-7 lead

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Ryan Nanni [12:45 PM]:

RUN THE MOO-ELS

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Spencer Hall [12:45 PM]:

RUN OUT THE CLOCK, BUTCH

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Carnoch [12:45 PM]:

CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA

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Michael Owens [12:45 PM]:

JUSTIN HARDY WITH MORE CIRCUS CATCHES

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brad465 [12:45 PM]:

Incoming MSU touchdown

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Peter Berkes [12:45 PM]:

Tennessee takes an insurmountable 3-0 lead

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Chris L Turner [12:45 PM]:

[CLANGA INTENSIFYING]

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Peter Berkes [12:44 PM]:

TENNESSEE IN THE RED ZONE KLAXON

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Spencer Hall [12:44 PM]:

SMU’s working on a masterpiece.

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Chris L Turner [12:43 PM]:

Florida and Tennessee on pace for 20 first downs…combined pic.twitter.com/H7od80aQet

— Barrett Sallee (@BarrettSallee) October 4, 2014

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Michael Owens [12:43 PM]:

SMU down 14-0. Gets to a 4th and 1…decides to punt.

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Michael Owens [12:43 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Oh my.

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Pete Volk [12:42 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Interception out of context, on the Twitter, 15-yard penalty, repeat the down

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Ryan Nanni [12:42 PM]:

Please accurately portray why Florida is shitty, SB Nation.

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presidentjh [12:42 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Denial is one of the stages of grief.

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Peter Berkes [12:42 PM]:

@Jason Kirk BIASED

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Jason Kirk [12:41 PM]:

Not seeing what’s unfair here

SBNation</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/SBNationCFB">SBNationCFB taken out of context, was tipped you biased jackasses

— Wess Helton (@wesshelton17) October 4, 2014

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brad465 [12:41 PM]:

MSU’s secondary are doing fairly well but it seems A&M just is not firing on all cylinders atm.

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Siems [12:41 PM]:

Question since I refuse to watch it now: Did Katy Perry really ask Trevor Knight to call her?

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Jason Kirk [12:40 PM]:

@Pete Volk this is why we’re mediocre at soccer

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Peter Berkes [12:40 PM]:

End of the first quarter, and it’s 0-0 in Knoxville. Scintillating stuff.

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Pete Volk [12:39 PM]:

ABC announcer attempts to find something good to say about the Big Ten West “There are a lot of good teams there…Nebraska is undefeated, Wisconsin….”

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Ryan Nanni [12:39 PM]:

@Jason Kirk it might at Tennessee

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presidentjh [12:39 PM]:

@Jason Kirk TECMO

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Pete Volk [12:39 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Notably: both foreigners

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Spencer Hall [12:38 PM]:

I’ve played El Sonidito so many times it now has a calming effect on me

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Jason Kirk [12:38 PM]:

Maryland converts on a 57 yard field goal, second longest vs. Ohio State all-time. Morten Anderson (MSU) hit from 63 in 1988.

— Dan Wallenberg (@OSUADAthComm) October 4, 2014

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presidentjh [12:38 PM]:

@Clay Wendler I’m watching this gif to the turn of “Push it to the Limit” and it’s pretty great.

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Peter Berkes [12:38 PM]:

@presidentjh Yeah, there’s no coming back from that

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Jason Kirk [12:38 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni law school didn’t have those pretty orange stripes

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presidentjh [12:37 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni As a current law school student, no, the latter was still the worst decision.

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Clay Wendler [12:37 PM]:

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Ryan Nanni [12:37 PM]:

Spencer choosing to watch this Florida game has now beaten my “going to law school” for worst decision.

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Brian Towle [12:37 PM]:

57 yard FG for Maryland. Kid hit it right down the middle.

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Jason Kirk [12:37 PM]:

When will the state of Mississippi relinquish its strangehold on the nation’s television sets

Auburn-Mississippi State 'leader in clubhouse' for ESPN's College GameDay, but that could change http://t.co/0wwR1OyiVy

— Brandon Marcello (@bmarcello) October 4, 2014

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Siems [12:37 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper It’s gamey but the plates give it a nice eclectic taste

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Peter Berkes [12:36 PM]:

@Spencer Hall It’s just good manners

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brad465 [12:36 PM]:

Am I the only one really REALLY tired of seeing that Hampton Inn commercial 2x per beak?

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Spencer Hall [12:36 PM]:

Important to tip the ball up and keep it alive for someone

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Pete Volk [12:36 PM]:

Brad Craddock makes the 57-yard field goal for Maryland, 14-3.

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Siems [12:36 PM]:

Aaron Rodgers could have worn that fake muscle shirt and STILL would have beaten the VIkes by 30 on Thursday night…

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presidentjh [12:36 PM]:

For Florida:

play

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Peter Berkes [12:35 PM]:

Florida throws a pick, receiver bobbled it up

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Mark H Schipper [12:35 PM]:

@nate.siems True, I’ve heard great things about armadillo.

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JHouse [12:35 PM]:

Has anyone actually seen Kurt Roper alive since August?

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Jason Kirk [12:34 PM]:

Lil Jon’s gonna go hoarse with so many Florida third downs

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Michael Owens [12:34 PM]:

Carden finds Hardy again for a score. 21st career TD connection between the two. 14-0 Pirates.

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Siems [12:34 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper You gotta think the food choices in Las Cruces would be to die for though

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Mark H Schipper [12:33 PM]:

I’d hate New Mexico State’s tailgate because I think I would be the only one & the odd straggler would mooch off my grill.

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Jason Kirk [12:33 PM]:

A&M-MSU holding steady at 7-7. But we were promised millions of points.

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Jason Kirk [12:32 PM]:

look out below! looks like derek dooley is busting out the air raid offense down in the swamp

— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 4, 2014

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Michael Owens [12:32 PM]:

And now Justin Hardy’s making one-handed catches for ECU. Game might as well be over.

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Pete Volk [12:32 PM]:

@Milk Steak Many Maryland fans are Washington NFL fans, calling for a quarterback change is the only thing they know how to do

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Jason Kirk [12:32 PM]:

@nate.siems same

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Siems [12:32 PM]:

Dak Prescott is my favorite QB named Dak

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presidentjh [12:32 PM]:

Damn west coasters

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Peter Berkes [12:32 PM]:

@Pete Volk PETE C’MON

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presidentjh [12:32 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Hmm…tough…I’d guess something in the Pac-12.

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Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:32 PM]:

@Pete Volk To be fair many of us have been calling for a change in quarterback for six years or so.

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Peter Berkes [12:31 PM]:

@Jason Kirk 100% positive I’d hate Ole Miss

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Mark H Schipper [12:31 PM]:

Dumb, Obvious & Ugly . . . A. What are three words to describe Florida vs Tennessee.

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Pete Volk [12:31 PM]:

(sorry, Peter)

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Ryan Nanni [12:31 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Athens, because I’m petty as fuck.

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Jason Kirk [12:31 PM]:

Tennessee and Florida saw Mizzou play South Carolina and thought, "we can do worse."

— Rock M Nation (@rockmnation) October 4, 2014

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Michael Owens [12:31 PM]:

@Jason Kirk I’d probably have to say South Carolina.

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Pete Volk [12:31 PM]:

@Jason Kirk Penn State

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nafstem [12:31 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni He’s just a man who knows his limits

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Jason Kirk [12:31 PM]:

SURVEY: Which tailgate scenes that you’ve never been to are you most certain you’d hate? Put me down for Ole Miss pls

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Mark H Schipper [12:30 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni They do say that adversely effects REM.

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Ryan Nanni [12:29 PM]:

If Maryland is Randy Edsall’s dream job, maybe he has sleep apnea.

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Pete Volk [12:28 PM]:

Touchdown, Ohio State. Beautiful throw from Barrett to the back of the end zone.

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Jason Kirk [12:27 PM]:

@RagingTempest SMU’S KEYS TO THE GAME: PUNT ASAP

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Peter Berkes [12:27 PM]:

The vacant look in the refs eyes in UF-UT makes me think he’s analyzing the choices he made that delivered him to this game.

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Mark H Schipper [12:27 PM]:

@RagingTempest I do believe they are averaging 3 pts a game this season. Which, also, somehow, is only second worst if I’m remembering correctly.

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presidentjh [12:26 PM]:

@RagingTempest When one of your keys to the game is to simply achieve mediocrity, life’s rough.

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Siems [12:26 PM]:

Why run on 4th and 1 when you have Kenny Hill? That call confuses me.

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Pete Volk [12:26 PM]:

Big gain for Ohio State, they’ve got first and goal now

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Jason Kirk [12:26 PM]:

MSU #clangamuffs punt, but holds on fourth down. No harm done.

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Michael Owens [12:25 PM]:

"53 plays of 0 or negative gains this season"SMU is sad. pic.twitter.com/Q23VRr4cxf

— Michael Owens (@realmikeowens) October 4, 2014

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Pete Volk [12:23 PM]:

Maryland schadenfreude update: One drive in, fans calling for a switch at quarterback

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Ryan Nanni [12:22 PM]:

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Peter Berkes [12:22 PM]:

Hell yeah, Florida punted from the 39 yard line

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presidentjh [12:21 PM]:

Why no one can stop Purdue. My Column:

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Siems [12:21 PM]:

Hardee’s and Carl’s Jr commercials are now confusing me more than they used to.

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Mark H Schipper [12:20 PM]:

Driskel’s gonna wear out that Vols defense. You gonna want to tackle him coming down hill in that fourth quarter? Great lead bludgeon in that Power-I Formation.

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Pete Volk [12:20 PM]:

Maryland will punt — picked up one first down on their first drive

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presidentjh [12:20 PM]:

AW SHIT, PURDUE BIG RUN TD

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quzybuk [12:18 PM]:

SEC ref in Starkville wants to show the PAC12 refs what real incompetence looks like. Ejects the wrong player.

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JHouse [12:18 PM]:

Pac12 refs invadin the SEC apparently.

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Mark H Schipper [12:18 PM]:

This thing where football players launch helmet first, get ejected for targeting, & then hit the sideline with arms out shaking their head confirm more stereotypes about football players than I am comfortable with.

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Michael Owens [12:18 PM]:

ECU touchdown. Carden to Jones on an 11 yard strike. 7-0

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Brian_Hall [12:18 PM]:

Refs in the MSU/A&M game nearly threw out the wrong player on a targeting ejection.

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Peter Berkes [12:17 PM]:

Florida has punt return TD called back for a block in the back. As one does.

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Michael Owens [12:16 PM]:

@Jason Kirk ¯\(ツ)/¯

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Jason Kirk [12:16 PM]:

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Peter Berkes [12:16 PM]:

@presidentjh Coffee

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presidentjh [12:16 PM]:

@Jason Kirk You’re in my prayers

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Jason Kirk [12:15 PM]:

@RagingTempest is that really necessary, ECU?

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Jason Kirk [12:15 PM]:

@presidentjh recovering from waffle house brunch

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Peter Berkes [12:15 PM]:

It’s five minutes into the game and Musburger is already talking about tipping the field position battle. Running clock in Knoxville, please.

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UKWildcats #1 [12:15 PM]:

jjjjj

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Michael Owens [12:15 PM]:

ECU BREAKING OUT THE DOUBLE REVERSE

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presidentjh [12:15 PM]:

What y’all drankin’ and eatin’ right now?

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jkrdevil [12:14 PM]:

That 80 yard drive for Ohio St. they threw a total of 1 pass

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presidentjh [12:13 PM]:

Illinois leads Purdue 7-0 in the battle of Abject Sorrow

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Jason Kirk [12:13 PM]:

Y’all all follow this account by now right

TOUCHDOWN ILLINOIS! Lunt to Tyler White for 13 yards. First career catch for White…makes it count. #Illini

— Illinois Football (@IlliniFootball) October 4, 2014

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Peter Berkes [12:13 PM]:

My goodness, look at that ass on Robinson for Clanga

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presidentjh [12:13 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni Dad Cuss is best Cuss

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Pete Volk [12:12 PM]:

Buckeyes run the ball in on third-and-goal, take an early 7-0 lead over Maryland. 8-play, 75-yard drive

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Ryan Nanni [12:12 PM]:

That SEC ref just sad a Dad Cuss i think.

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Brian Towle [12:12 PM]:

OSU just right down the field like it ain’t no thing.

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Jason Kirk [12:12 PM]:

Myles Garrett just a 1.5 sacks away from Clowney’s SEC freshman sacks record now.

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) October 4, 2014

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Mark H Schipper [12:12 PM]:

Third and long, Driskel back in the shotgun, is the least frightening proposition in the entire Universe.

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Brian Towle [12:11 PM]:

Purdue/Illinois, for the families really.

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Peter Berkes [12:10 PM]:

3rd and 11, that’s the sweet spot for the Florida offense, really

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Pete Volk [12:10 PM]:

Ohio State having a lot of success with their power run game early

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Michael Owens [12:10 PM]:

Ponies go 3 and out. Pirates getting the ball back.

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Peter Berkes [12:09 PM]:

@Ryan Nanni /flags for abuse

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Ryan Nanni [12:09 PM]:

You’re not gonna have so many jokes when the Bills sign undrafted free agent Jeff Driskel, Peter.

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Jason Kirk [12:08 PM]:

@Pete Volk confirmed

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Mark H Schipper [12:08 PM]:

Well, it’s happened. Jeff Driskel has accepted that he is a fullback.

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Peter Berkes [12:08 PM]:

Will Muschamp wrote out today’s gameplan on a circle of paper with his safety pencil.

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Pete Volk [12:08 PM]:

If youve never listened to an SEC radio broadcast you should. Its two guys yelling at each other. Then a 3rd guy on the field starts yelling

— Bryce Dinnerman (@BronzeHammer) October 4, 2014

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Peter Berkes [12:07 PM]:

Why is Florida?

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Michael Owens [12:07 PM]:

.@katyperry Do you think Indiana will cover 13.5 vs. North Texas

— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 4, 2014

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Pete Volk [12:07 PM]:

Byrd Stadium is packed. Maryland’s first sell-out since 2008.

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Ryan Nanni [12:07 PM]:

/mute “Tennessee” “Florida” “Muschamp” “sadness” “anguish” “self-loathing”

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Michael Owens [12:06 PM]:

ECU 3 and out. Playing really conservative early on for some reason.

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Jason Kirk [12:06 PM]:

A&M’s already scored. Katy Perry isn’t even done throwing corn dogs yet.

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Pete Volk [12:06 PM]:

Texas A&M scored before the Maryland game kicked off

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JHouse [12:05 PM]:

Clang-a?

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Jason Kirk [12:05 PM]:

P U N C H O

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Mark H Schipper [12:05 PM]:

@Jason Kirk College Football.

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Pete Volk [12:05 PM]:

@Peter Berkes PUNCHO

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presidentjh [12:05 PM]:

Nice work, Tennessee

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Peter Berkes [12:04 PM]:

We have a Florida timeout 1:03 into the first quarter.

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Pete Volk [12:04 PM]:

@Jason Kirk That is pretty dang neat

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Jason Kirk [12:04 PM]:

Via @espncfb

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JHouse [12:04 PM]:

@RagingTempest the rules committee will probably create a mercy rule as a result of that game

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Peter Berkes [12:03 PM]:

@RagingTempest Conservative estimate. SMU might be the worst team I’ve ever seen.

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Michael Owens [12:03 PM]:

ECU-SMU just kicked off. Pirates will probs put up 80.

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Peter Berkes [12:03 PM]:

Tennessee and Florida will play today, I’m told

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Pete Volk [12:03 PM]:

Maryland — still tied with Ohio State #B1G #B1G #B1G

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Patrick Vint [12:02 PM]:

@Mark H Schipper Yep. Agreed.

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presidentjh [12:02 PM]:

I’m watchin’ Purdue-Illinois as a penance for the pain I’m putting my body through today.

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Jason Kirk [12:02 PM]:

Oops removing myself as the FEATURED contributor here. I am inconsequential

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presidentjh [12:02 PM]:

@RagingTempest The prophecy has been fulfilled.

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Jason Kirk [12:02 PM]:

CLANGA imo

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Mark H Schipper [12:02 PM]:

Don’t know about this crowd, but I wanted to hate Katy Perry there. Instead, loved her. That, Sirs, is what we call Showmanship.

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Ryan Nanni [12:01 PM]:

POPPIN THEM CLANGS

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Mike.Cranford [12:01 PM]:

who do you have the 2 tv’s this morning?

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Michael Owens [12:01 PM]:

Katy beheaded Corso and The Grove cheered.

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Mike.Cranford [12:01 PM]:

She has certainly been one of the livelier celebrity pickers

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Jason Kirk [12:00 PM]:

Who doesn’t enjoy that

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Jason Kirk [12:00 PM]:

Katy just beheaded Lee Corso

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Jason Kirk [11:59 AM]:

@Charon2009 tremendously

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Mike.Cranford [11:58 AM]:

So how much did you enjoy Katy Perry on Gameday Jason?

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Jason Kirk [11:58 AM]:

How Much Did You Enjoy Katy Perry On GameDay is racing up my list of Can We Be Friends questions

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Jason Kirk [11:57 AM]:

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Jason Kirk [11:56 AM]:

Katy Perry does &#x27;College GameDay&#x27; in a fuzzy pink jersey, produces a corndog

by Seth Rosenthal, SBNation.com

She’s pickin’ games at Ole Miss and she’s doing so in what vaguely resembles this week’s Oregon jersey:

AND KP’s HATIN’. She made her LSU-Auburn pick with a corndog in hand (“LSU fans smell like corndogs” is a long-running SEC internet joke of mysterious origin):

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Pete Volk [11:53 AM]:

TURTLES

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Mike.Cranford [11:50 AM]:

Aggies – Bulldogs here

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Jason Kirk [11:48 AM]:

LET’S SATURDAY. Still setting up here. What y’all eatin’, drinkin’, watchin’ at noon?

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Jason Kirk [11:47 AM]:

Lee Corso channels Colonel Sanders on College Gameday from Ole Miss

by Patrick Vint, SBNation.com

He’s from Kentucky, but it’s close enough.

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Jason Kirk [11:46 AM]:

Behold the majestic SEC hair flop

by Seth Rosenthal, SBNation.com

It’s SEC mating season, so these are pretty easy to spot if you know where to look.

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Jason Kirk [11:45 AM]:

The best of &#x27;College GameDay&#x27; from Ole Miss

by Patrick Vint, SBNation.com

Oxford waited a long time for ESPN to come to town, and the Rebels have not disappointed.

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Jason Kirk [11:45 AM]:

Media guide teaches you how to pronounce &#x27;Florida&#x27; and &#x27;Tennessee&#x27;

by Seth Rosenthal, SBNation.com

Ohhhhh.