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Jason Kirk [11:28 PM]:
3 things we learned from Ole Miss' takedown of Boise State
The talented Rebels overcame three gaffe-prone quarters to storm away from the Broncos in Atlanta.
Jason Kirk [11:28 PM]:
SHUTTIN IT DOWN for the night, y’all! Thanks for rockin’ with us. See you Saturday!
Steven Godfrey [11:25 PM]:
Just realized Ole Miss’ coaching staff features the most successful Kiffin in the business.
Jason Kirk [11:24 PM]:
#4thand28 here in Atlanta!
Steven Godfrey [11:23 PM]:
Temple is up 7-0, hope you guys took my gambling advice. #journalism
Kevin Trahan [11:23 PM]:
Rutgers is gonna tear up the Big Ten
Clay Wendler [11:23 PM]:
DAMMIT. RT @SBNationGIF: PSA: The image of Hugh Freeze flipping the bird is a fake. pic.twitter.com/dryEW8ooC3
— Spencer Hall (@edsbs) August 29, 2014
Steven Godfrey [11:20 PM]:
@Jason Kirk What can I say, I’d know those Sperry topsiders anywhere
Ryan Nanni [11:19 PM]:
“Ain’t nothing in the Bible about showing mercy to horses.” – Hugh Freeze
Jason Kirk [11:19 PM]:
Godfrey called 35 points, didn’t he? He did.
R33S33 [11:19 PM]:
Five straight punts to start Vandy Temple game. 43 total yards
Jason Kirk [11:17 PM]:
Hugh Freeze is throwing on a MWC team up by 14 with three minutes left. Playoff committee to impress, or somethin’.
Steven Godfrey [11:11 PM]:
This game will end up just fine for Ole Miss, because nobody’s better at revisionist history than Oxford, Miss.
Jason Kirk [11:10 PM]:
Ole Miss out here Kurt Angle suplexing folks. Just kick the dang ball, Broncos.
Spencer Hall [11:09 PM]:
They just reviewed a play in this game and there was an audible groan from the stands
Rodger Sherman [11:09 PM]:
t h e r e a r e n o g o o d g a m e s l e f t
Spencer Hall [11:03 PM]:
That’s a good-ass tweet
hamiltoncook [11:01 PM]:
Dr. Bo and Mr. Hyde
— Alex Scarborough (@AlexS_ESPN) August 29, 2014
Steven Godfrey [10:59 PM]:
This game will end 35-6, and no one will know the real truth. No one but those of us gathered here.
Spencer Hall [10:58 PM]:
EXTREMELY ill-advised S-E-C chant going here
Jason Kirk [10:58 PM]:
| 4 | 7:45 |
| MWC chant | 6 |
| SEC chant just broke out here for real y’all | 28 |
Clay Wendler [10:57 PM]:
hamiltoncook [10:56 PM]:
Temple: “False Start, everyone but the center moved”
Steven Godfrey [10:56 PM]:
Note to everyone – this is how you somehow come off as endearing while gloating about a win.
Matthew Kenerly [10:55 PM]:
3 TDs and 3 INTs sounds like a typical game of NCAA 14 to me.
Charlie Gebow [10:55 PM]:
Wazzu has picked up where they left off in Albuquerque
hamiltoncook [10:55 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey should have known that they would start scoring the moment I thought of it
Jason Kirk [10:52 PM]:
Dr. Bo reppin that 1:1 TD to INT ratio. #elite
— Red Cup Rebellion (@RedCupRebellion) August 29, 2014
Matthew Kenerly [10:52 PM]:
So I think we may have erred in naming Grant Hedrick the 23rd best player in the conference.
Spencer Hall [10:51 PM]:
This means we’re getting a fifth INT, minimum
Steven Godfrey [10:51 PM]:
@hamiltoncook Not even close. You can cover a classic, but it’s never the same song
Kevin Trahan [10:51 PM]:
Boise is bad at tackling
Clay Wendler [10:50 PM]:
Timinole [10:49 PM]:
Well that should about wrap things up in Jawja
Kevin Trahan [10:49 PM]:
Ballgame (just about). Wallace to Adeboyejo. It’s 21-6
hamiltoncook [10:48 PM]:
So is this better or worse than the AU-Miss State 3-2 worldburner?
Siems [10:48 PM]:
You’ll have to speak up. I’m wearing a towel
Kevin Trahan [10:48 PM]:
Hey look, a seventh INT!
Jason Kirk [10:48 PM]:
Seven interceptions means free peach milkshakes, I think
Timinole [10:47 PM]:
INT # 45
Siems [10:47 PM]:
@taffyowner917 Okay that’s what I thought. I didn’t think they were in the NSIC, but I wanted to double check
Kevin Trahan [10:46 PM]:
Boise hasn’t seemed to figure out that sideline-to-sideline isn’t going to work
Matthew Kenerly [10:46 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey And here I am just tired of 100 degree weather. Guess it could be worse.
Steven Godfrey [10:45 PM]:
@matthew_k really bad storm here in Nashville
Jason Kirk [10:45 PM]:
taffyowner917 [10:45 PM]:
@nate.siems even though that was a bit before my time there, yes I do, they played in the North Central Conference
Matthew Kenerly [10:44 PM]:
Is there a reason the Vandy game is starting so late?
Siems [10:43 PM]:
@taffyowner917 As weird as it sounds, do you happen to remember what conference they played in when they were DII?
Kevin Trahan [10:43 PM]:
Boise had a shot downfield earlier, but they can’t do anything against this defense
Spencer Hall [10:43 PM]:
I’m gonna blame everything on Houston Nutt tonight.
taffyowner917 [10:42 PM]:
@nate.siems 2008
Steven Godfrey [10:41 PM]:
Maybe I’ve been in Arkansas too much, but if you take away the Bo INTs, you can blame the depth-less Ole Miss OL directly on Houston Nutt
Siems [10:40 PM]:
@taffyowner917 How long has UND been FCS?
taffyowner917 [10:40 PM]:
I will say this UND team looks a lot better than last years UND team
Spencer Hall [10:39 PM]:
Wazzu has apparently beshat themselves on the Rutgers three yard line
Siems [10:38 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey THEY SHOULD BE ADMIRAL ACKBAR! I’m still bitter about that.
Timinole [10:38 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Praying for the sweet release of death
Jason Kirk [10:38 PM]:
TERROR 
Steven Godfrey [10:38 PM]:
@taffyowner917 I’m so sorry, I thought you were talking about Ole Miss. Carry on. My apologies.
Kevin Trahan [10:38 PM]:
Not sure it’s been posted, but here’s why this bad Georgia Dome crowd is bad news for Ole Miss http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/7/17/5912163/ole-miss
taffyowner917 [10:37 PM]:
overall
taffyowner917 [10:37 PM]:
@stevengodfrey, sorry, I’m an alum of North Dakota and the nickname thing was really bitter overally
Jack Peglow [10:37 PM]:
Rich Homie Laquan makin’ that DB feel some type of way.
Siems [10:37 PM]:
@taffyowner917 As a Gopher Hockey Fan, I kinda miss the name. As someone who is close to the situation as well…I am for it.
Steven Godfrey [10:36 PM]:
@taffyowner917 What.
Kevin Trahan [10:36 PM]:
And Treadwell is into the endzone. He’s a former top recruit. Ole Miss goes up 14-6
Jason Kirk [10:36 PM]:
| 4 | 12:31 |
| Georgia Dome veterans | 6 |
| Georgia Dome rookies | 14 |
Steven Godfrey [10:36 PM]:
Is it me or are the ESPN cameras really close to Harsin?
taffyowner917 [10:35 PM]:
as an alum, I’m still upset about the name being dropped, we did no racist things
Kevin Trahan [10:35 PM]:
Big throw from Wallace to Treadwell … Rebels inside the 15
Siems [10:34 PM]:
@Kevin Trahan Exactly. Considering Sioux is pretty much a slur
Jason Kirk [10:34 PM]:
Fantastic intro by Tulsa! It’s not working so far. 
Steven Godfrey [10:33 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Hotty Toddy, all day
Jason Kirk [10:33 PM]:
IDAHO OR MISSISSIPPI: somebody is smoking in here.
Charlie Gebow [10:33 PM]:
False Start # 5,234
Jason Kirk [10:32 PM]:
@matthew_k Believe so.
Kevin Trahan [10:32 PM]:
@nate.siems Correct, given the reason for getting rid of the mascot
Siems [10:32 PM]:
What’s going on in the Game of the Night (Rutgers)? Had to make a beer run
Matthew Kenerly [10:32 PM]:
A related thought: Is SJSU the only team on the FBS level with an accent in the broadcast name? I don’t remember seeing that before.
Siems [10:32 PM]:
@Kevin Trahan Which is the right thing to do.
Spencer Hall [10:31 PM]:
Still trying to process that.
Spencer Hall [10:31 PM]:
Wake didn’t even have a hundred yards against ULM.
Jason Kirk [10:30 PM]:
Let’s check in on Wazzu
JUST GO FOR IT
— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) August 29, 2014
Kevin Trahan [10:30 PM]:
North Dakota is notable. They don’t have a mascot/team name
Matthew Kenerly [10:30 PM]:
Hey, guys, San Jose State and North Dakota are on ESPN3— wait, where are you going?
Kevin Trahan [10:29 PM]:
Not nearly as exciting as the Rutgers game. SEC should add Rutgers
Steven Godfrey [10:28 PM]:
This game is butt.
Kevin Trahan [10:28 PM]:
That’s the quarter. boise winning the total yards battle 280 to 232. Will they combine for as many total yards as A&M!?!?
Steven Godfrey [10:26 PM]:
@Spencer Hall I got kicked out twice, and I’ve been drinking. So, alumni
Spencer Hall [10:25 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey alumnus, pal
Steven Godfrey [10:24 PM]:
Being an Ole Miss alumni with minimal interest in the team… it’s like your whole family is constantly in the cycle of bogus hedge fund, indictment, prison, bogus hedge fund…
Spencer Hall [10:24 PM]:
Boise is running laterally on Ole Miss because they believe they can do it. Belief is an important thing, and a personal thing, Kevin.
Kevin Trahan [10:23 PM]:
Boise gets a 43-yarder. 7-6 Ole Miss
Jason Kirk [10:22 PM]:
| 3 | :02 |
| SEC TEAM FROM IDAHO | 6 |
| SEC TEAM | 7 |
Kevin Trahan [10:22 PM]:
Why is Boise running laterally on Ole Miss?
Spencer Hall [10:21 PM]:
Boise appears to be on a “drive.” This probably means it ends up with someone dying in a fiery accident.
Jason Kirk [10:20 PM]:
Every free Boise State runner has learned a valuable lesson by now: get some yards, and then GET DOWWWN.
Kevin Trahan [10:20 PM]:
Boise going hurry-up. Gotta get something going
Steven Godfrey [10:19 PM]:
#B1G pic.twitter.com/l5WTk8osvP
— Ramzy Nasrallah (@ramzy) August 29, 2014
Kevin Trahan [10:18 PM]:
That Ole Miss defense is something
Dan Burleson [10:18 PM]:
Oregon’s got Nike, Maryland’s got Under Armour… UL-Monroe has Mossy Oak?
Jason Kirk [10:17 PM]:
ULM beats Wake 17-10.
— Jake (@BloggerSoDear) August 29, 2014
Jason Kirk [10:14 PM]:
Let’s check in on Wake Forest
Welp
— Jake (@BloggerSoDear) August 29, 2014
Jason Kirk [10:14 PM]:
Ole Miss offense including a few too many pirouettes for my likin’.
Jason Kirk [10:11 PM]:
Kevin Trahan [10:11 PM]:
Ole Miss has over twice as many penalty yards as rushing yards
Jack Peglow [10:11 PM]:
More like Football Chump Subdivision, imo
Dan Burleson [10:10 PM]:
I heard the reason the folks at the Mets game left early was so they could get home in time to catch the Rutgers – Wazzu game.
Spencer Hall [10:10 PM]:
TAKE THAT, FCS
Jason Kirk [10:09 PM]:
Even New Mexico State beating an FCS team!!!
Dazed and Bemused [10:08 PM]:
ARE YOU READY FOR THE SCARLET KNIGHT DYNASTY? BECAUSE IT STARTS RIGHT NOW AND CONTINUES UNTIL ASLAN FARTS THUS ENDING THE WORLD!
Charlie Gebow [10:07 PM]:
B1G! B1G!
Dazed and Bemused [10:07 PM]:
RUTGERS NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 2014-2015 BEGINS NOW.
Spencer Hall [10:06 PM]:
CMU joining Georgia State in putting down the FBS insurrection!
Dazed and Bemused [10:06 PM]:
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, IT’S RUTGERS TIME.
Siems [10:06 PM]:
Uffda. The crowd for Rutgers /Wazzu is real rough.
Kevin Trahan [10:06 PM]:
Has Boise ever gone a game without a trick play?
hamiltoncook [10:06 PM]:
’Nooga threw a pick. FBS is gonna live to see another day
Kevin Trahan [10:06 PM]:
Boise with a WR pass because of course
Charlie Gebow [10:06 PM]:
Boise attempted a trick play? Who knew
Timinole [10:05 PM]:
Boise State doing Boise State thangs
jkrdevil [10:05 PM]:
TD Monroe! Take the lead late in the 4th
Jason Kirk [10:03 PM]:
If Boise wins I'm requesting my Under 8.5 Ole Miss wins ticket to be cashed right now.
— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) August 29, 2014
jkrdevil [10:02 PM]:
1st and Goal UL-Monroe
hamiltoncook [10:01 PM]:
CMU just surrender punted on 4th & 2 on the 44. ’Nooga has 2:50 to go 95 yds
Steven Godfrey [10:00 PM]:
Wow, wow, wow
Jason Kirk [10:00 PM]:
And that was very nearly Bo Wallace turnover No. 4.
Jason Kirk [9:59 PM]:
Bo Wallace with a free play is breathtaking. Lookin’ like some Buy One Surgery Get One Half Price
Dan Burleson [9:57 PM]:
In my head, the Ole Miss – Boise St. game sounds like a drunk with a hammer making home repairs. Just smash “Shit” thud “Dammit” clang.
Steven Godfrey [9:56 PM]:
Bo’s shit-for-brains INTs have obscured the fact that Boise is WHOOPING Ole Miss’ OL.
Spencer Hall [9:53 PM]:
@nate.siems BRAVO
Siems [9:53 PM]:
@Jack Peglow It almost looks like he is trying to look off the receiver.
Jack Peglow [9:51 PM]:
That EIU player’s no-look game is on point.
Luke Zimmermann [9:50 PM]:
@$ ch H?$"
— Brad Edwards (@JBradEdwards) August 29, 2014
hamiltoncook [9:50 PM]:
hamiltoncook [9:50 PM]:
via Reddit
stevib [9:47 PM]:
safety alert, Wake on the 1
Siems [9:46 PM]:
A 3 yard pooch punt and a 15 yard cooch punch. This game has been fun.
Spencer Hall [9:46 PM]:
PREACH:
— Matt (@wmattanderson) August 29, 2014
edsbs</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/ChrisUlvinen">ChrisUlvinen This is actually a rule I agree with. All closed hand punches to the penile region should result in immediate ejection
Jason Kirk [9:45 PM]:
Eastern Illinois tries pooch punt, it goes very, very, very poorly
Never pooch punt. It might only go three yards.
Siems [9:45 PM]:
Hopefully someone has one
Siems [9:45 PM]:
I’ve been trying to find a decent angle of it.
Jason Kirk [9:44 PM]:
3 things we learned from Texas A&M's win over South Carolina
The Aggies throttled the Gamecocks 52-28 in Kenny Hill’s first game.
Timinole [9:44 PM]:
gonna need a gif of the sack tap stat pls
Clay Wendler [9:43 PM]:
Siems [9:43 PM]:
EIU just gave a Gopher a cup check
wahoocrew [9:38 PM]:
We have a Sad FG! 55-3 NIU-PC
Steven Godfrey [9:37 PM]:
Is the plan to put SVP with Mark May all season? Because poop covered in cake frosting is still poop.
Steven Godfrey [9:36 PM]:
Important journalism here: My backyard is a swamp and it’s still raining. Temple-Vandy under, y’all.
Siems [9:33 PM]:
Manziel at halftime: 4/11, 64 yards, 1 TD and 30 yards on the ground. If you were wondering.
hamiltoncook [9:33 PM]:
Really really wanted to see Sumlin out-Spurrier Spurrier there
Steven Godfrey [9:33 PM]:
as that chyron clearly states, Ole Miss has the OPTION to receive the kickoff next half.
Jason Kirk [9:31 PM]:
Ole Miss’ punter is the real Dr. Bo
Ryan Nanni [9:30 PM]:
Dr. Bo is making me think Jenny McCarthy could be right.
Jason Kirk [9:30 PM]:
Ole Miss fans celebrating a non-interception, we think
Steven Godfrey [9:29 PM]:
Alec Baldwin is Bo Wallace in MALICE 2
Luke Zimmermann [9:28 PM]:
You don't take a bone saw out of Dr. Bo's hands. You give him as many cadavers as he needs to attach an alligator mouth to a human face.
— Hoya Suxa (@HoyaSuxa) August 29, 2014
Siems [9:27 PM]:
With no regard for human life
MediNoleStudent [9:26 PM]:
@hamiltoncook Watch out. Wake a dark horse play-off contender. Don’t sleep on the Demon Deacons.
Timinole [9:25 PM]:
I haven’t been counting but that’s probably the thirteenth false start on Ole Miss
Clay Wendler [9:25 PM]:
Jason Kirk [9:24 PM]:
Pretty much every other play of this game: 
hamiltoncook [9:24 PM]:
ULM and Wake are finally tied, surprisingly
Spencer Hall [9:23 PM]:
Seriously I don’t know where Hugh Freeze is finding these men but they are bad and should be on a list of some sort
Rodger Sherman [9:23 PM]:
@musclehamster22 Henny Kill
Clay Wendler [9:23 PM]:
musclehamster22 [9:23 PM]:
As the masterminds behind Dr. Bo, y’all gotta make sure “Kenny Trill” becomes a thing
Jason Kirk [9:21 PM]:
Hedrick is gonna get somebody murdered
Passive Voice [9:21 PM]:
SWOLE MISS
Timinole [9:21 PM]:
RIP
Charlie Gebow [9:21 PM]:
Ouch
Steven Godfrey [9:20 PM]:
HOLY SHIT
Luke Zimmermann [9:20 PM]:
DAAAAAAMN
Steven Godfrey [9:20 PM]:
“Why don’t you cheer for your alma mater, Godfrey? They’ve really got a chance this season!” is a question I’m asked once every four Augusts.
Spencer Hall [9:20 PM]:
AAAAHHHH
Kevin Trahan [9:20 PM]:
Hill just broke JFF’s school record for passing yards
Jason Kirk [9:19 PM]:
“How the hell is Boise State still in this” is a question we’ve all asked many times before
Charlie Gebow [9:19 PM]:
@Radwithab You were right, that’s how it’s spelt on Dr. Bo’s actual documentation
Brad Newton [9:18 PM]:
license* wow
Brad Newton [9:18 PM]:
@Timinole That lisence was from Venezuela, so, It’s still good
Kim McCauley [9:18 PM]:
you get a pick and you get a pick and you get a pick
Jason Kirk [9:18 PM]:
And Dr. Bo leaves his car keys in the patient's spleen.
— DotWreck (@DotWreck) August 29, 2014
Brad Newton [9:17 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni GEORGIA DOME AIN’T PLAYED NOBODY
Timinole [9:17 PM]:
I think Dr. Bo has lost his medical license.
Passive Voice [9:17 PM]:
pick-6! i mean pick 6
MediNoleStudent [9:17 PM]:
SEC East might be done playoff-wise if Clemson pulls off a win against Georgia.
Jason Kirk [9:17 PM]:
ON PACE FOR LIKE 14 INTERCEPTIONS
JHouse [9:17 PM]:
Picksville’s population continues to grow.
Steven Godfrey [9:16 PM]:
Ole Miss had major, major concerns at OL this offseason. It’s starting to reveal itself.
Ryan Nanni [9:16 PM]:
And yet the Georgia Dome won’t even be a Heisman finalist, @Jason Kirk.
Brad Newton [9:15 PM]:
@nate.siems [nods]
hamiltoncook [9:15 PM]:
Damnit the Central Campus of Directional Michigan is beating ’Nooga
Jason Kirk [9:14 PM]:
And that’s the Georgia Dome’s fifth interception on the night!
Kevin Trahan [9:14 PM]:
SC ain’t coming back in this one, but SC is moving. Down to the TAMU 30
Siems [9:14 PM]:
@Radwithab Yeah, Manziel to Evans for a 99 yarder.
Brad Newton [9:13 PM]:
@nate.siems TAMU Score again?
Siems [9:12 PM]:
@Radwithab Johnny Football just threw a TD
Jason Kirk [9:12 PM]:
Keep our Carolina site in your thoughts and prayers
come on, guys
— G&B Attack (@GABAttack) August 29, 2014
hamiltoncook [9:12 PM]:
Does Sumlin go for 2 on next TD, singlehandly cover the over, and makes this a real rivalry?
Spencer Hall [9:12 PM]:
FIVE-OH
jkrdevil [9:11 PM]:
Punting is winning
Jason Kirk [9:11 PM]:
Win The Special Teams Party! Ole Miss downs a punt at the 1
Brad Newton [9:10 PM]:
Meanwhile, Matt Barkley is 14/25 for 185 yards and 1TD 1INT in a Chip Kelly Offense. People watching NFL Preseason games are weird.
Steven Godfrey [9:10 PM]:
Sam Ponder talking about Freeze wasn’t screaming like Harsin was during the break. Ponder should know what the Baptist glare is about
Kevin Trahan [9:09 PM]:
That’s Trey* Williams, FWIW
Kevin Trahan [9:09 PM]:
Tre Williams runs it in to make it 52-28. Unbelievable
Ryan Nanni [9:07 PM]:
“Y’all givin em so much space we should send this tape into Cosmos!” – Hatin’ Ass Spurrier, to his defense
Kevin Trahan [9:06 PM]:
Malcome Kennedy with another big catch and run. 14 catches for 137 yards
hamiltoncook [9:06 PM]:
Aggies also busting out a little NBA 2k high ball screens as well
Jason Kirk [9:05 PM]:
Aggies are out here doing video game things to South Carolina. The video game is Dance Dance Revolution
Jason Kirk [9:04 PM]:
| 2 | 7:58 |
| Georgia Dome veterans | 3 |
| Georgia Dome rookies | 7 |
Luke Zimmermann [9:04 PM]:
Woooooo boy, that Aggie run
Steven Godfrey [9:03 PM]:
@wahoocrew bravo
wahoocrew [9:03 PM]:
From the EDSBS thread: 
jkrdevil [9:03 PM]:
just run the qb sneak from there
Steven Godfrey [9:02 PM]:
Trickery is a lot harder to prevent when you’re worried about getting gashed on inside tackle runs
Passive Voice [9:02 PM]:
good lord Ole Miss is physical
Rodger Sherman [9:01 PM]:
has boise state ever run an unconventional play before
Jason Kirk [9:00 PM]:
Boise State’s Williams-Rhodes has the Broncos to the Ole Miss 14
Spencer Hall [9:00 PM]:
LOL 71 on that play was on a walk
Michael Mitchell [9:00 PM]:
Something tells me Boise is approaching field goal range.
Passive Voice [9:00 PM]:
next Saturdy (06/09/14) Texas Tech(!) plays at UTEP at 9:00 pm local time(!!!!!)
Kevin Trahan [9:00 PM]:
Watts has been all over the field. Had some big hits before this
Kevin Trahan [9:00 PM]:
Thompson intercepted by freshman Armani Watts on a deep pass. That might do it.
Luke Zimmermann [8:59 PM]:
Arm punting is… Yeah, still losing.
groggydog [8:59 PM]:
womp womp
Jason Kirk [8:59 PM]:
Nkemdiche smashes Hedrick again, but Boise State converts as he celebrates.
Spencer Hall [8:58 PM]:
Jay Ajayi’s spin button appears to be stuck
Luke Zimmermann [8:58 PM]:
never stop hitting that b button, y’all
Charlie Gebow [8:58 PM]:
Doctor Bo’s been usin’ Pine Sol as anesthesia
Jason Kirk [8:58 PM]:
Ole Miss has the athletes, but Boise State sure is better at tackling
Siems [8:58 PM]:
@Dazed and Bemused See, I thought they were already married. I learned something
Timinole [8:58 PM]:
So you’re telling me there’s a chance?
Jason Kirk [8:57 PM]:
@stevib He’ll look great against … Southern Miss!
Dazed and Bemused [8:57 PM]:
So how bout that Brangelina wedding?
stevib [8:57 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Can’t wait to see Dak Prescott though
Kevin Trahan [8:57 PM]:
A&M punter fell down. No call though. SC ball at the 23
Jason Kirk [8:57 PM]:
Not a great Thursday for the Established SEC Quarterbacks. Sometimes average quarterbacks just don’t get much better.
Jason Kirk [8:56 PM]:
Pick-Fil-A Classic
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) August 29, 2014
Kevin Trahan [8:56 PM]:
SC gets a stop! A&M punting for the second time today
KD 13 [8:56 PM]:
What’s a 3 and out?
wahoocrew [8:55 PM]:
This game is so weird
jkrdevil [8:54 PM]:
he got 2 yards out of that
Jason Kirk [8:54 PM]:
The Doctor strikes again. Two INTs by Boise State.
Luke Zimmermann [8:54 PM]:
lol we still have to play auburn
— G&B Attack (@GABAttack) August 29, 2014
Kevin Trahan [8:54 PM]:
No onside kick this time. A&M’s got the ball back deep in its own territory
Rodger Sherman [8:53 PM]:
can’t believe more schools didn’t take a look at this Nkemdiche kid in recruiting. Good to see somebody go under-the-radar and pan out on the big stage
Steven Godfrey [8:53 PM]:
If Ole Miss’ quarterback could just keep pace with the physical Rebel defense – something I’ve never said in my life
Ryan Carp [8:53 PM]:
doink
Jason Kirk [8:53 PM]:
Robert Nkemdiche is tearing things up.
Timinole [8:52 PM]:
oh Boise
Brad Newton [8:52 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann East German Judge only gave it a 4
Jason Kirk [8:52 PM]:
SLIGHTLY LARGE GUY INT
Rodger Sherman [8:52 PM]:
Has Boise State ever run a trick play before
jkrdevil [8:52 PM]:
time for another onside kick
Luke Zimmermann [8:52 PM]:
They should just give him the catch for degree of difficulty
Dazed and Bemused [8:52 PM]:
Hamster XXX
Jason Kirk [8:52 PM]:
apparently incomplete!
Kevin Trahan [8:52 PM]:
Touchdown Nick Jones. What a throw and catch. SC is back within 17 at 45-28
Jason Kirk [8:51 PM]:
Beautiful double pass and diving catch by Boise State.
Dauntless12 [8:50 PM]:
Thank you MediNoleStudent. #Noles4Life.
Timinole [8:50 PM]:
what on earth is that
Kevin Trahan [8:50 PM]:
Nearly a touchdown for SC. The ref called him just out of bounds, but A&M still has a lot of work to do in the secondary
Jason Kirk [8:49 PM]:
Boise State fan beat Ole Miss fan in the downtime hollerin challenge thing.
Clay Wendler [8:49 PM]:
jkrdevil [8:49 PM]:
When does A&M put in the backups like they are playing Western Carolina?
Brad Newton [8:49 PM]:
@Kevin McCauley How do I Rec that a billionty times?
Kevin Trahan [8:48 PM]:
SC is past the 50 … Better not score too quickly or else A&M is just gonna score again
Kevin Trahan [8:48 PM]:
“New quarterback” doesn’t mean “bad quarterback.” that comparison is made too often
Steven Godfrey [8:48 PM]:
Hey gamblers – It is a MONSOON here in West Nashville. Grab that Temple/Vandy under
Kim McCauley [8:47 PM]:
hamiltoncook [8:47 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey SEC’s experimental 8-man crew
Jason Kirk [8:47 PM]:
Kenny Hill has 30 more passing yards on South Carolina’s defense than Tajh Boyd had from 2010-2012 combined. It’s the 3rd quarter.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) August 29, 2014
MediNoleStudent [8:47 PM]:
Returning like 85% of your class and losing by 24 in the 3rd quarter to a team breaking in a brand new QB w/ a soft defense? I’d say that’s a form of Clemsoning.
Jason Kirk [8:47 PM]:
ECU is air raid as well. They're scoring 30+ on the Gamecocks and these cornerbacks.
— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) August 29, 2014
Kevin Trahan [8:46 PM]:
Palmer brings up, how worried are SC fans about East Carolina now?
Jason Kirk [8:46 PM]:
@Radwithab true
Brad Newton [8:46 PM]:
That’s Okay, Boise. Plenty of teams don’t manage to score in Atlanta, look at the Falcons. You’ll pull through, as long as you Bo-lieve
jkrdevil [8:45 PM]:
Clemsoning is when this happens vs BC
Dauntless12 [8:45 PM]:
Shocked by the USCe score. The Gamecocks are Clemsoning!
Kevin Trahan [8:44 PM]:
That was Carson on the rush for A&M. The Aggies are now over 500 yards
Jason Kirk [8:44 PM]:
| 1 | :57 |
| Georgia Dome veterans | 0 |
| Georgia Dome rookies | 7 |
Luke Zimmermann [8:44 PM]:
I’M A BO-LIEVER
JokerNole [8:44 PM]:
Starting to feel sorry for Spurrier……NOT
Jason Kirk [8:44 PM]:
Wide-open, Dr. Bo to Cody Core for six.
Rodger Sherman [8:44 PM]:
THE DOCTOR IS IN
Steven Godfrey [8:43 PM]:
Legit question – is this a SEC or MWC zebra crew?
Kevin Trahan [8:43 PM]:
Another A&M TD … 45-21 now.
Brad Newton [8:41 PM]:
so say we all
jkrdevil [8:40 PM]:
You throw out the records when Boise and Ole Miss meet in the Georgia Dome. fierce rivalry
Jason Kirk [8:40 PM]:
Now it’s BSU’s turn for stupid penalties! Ole Miss inside the 35 after scrappin’.
Charlie Gebow [8:39 PM]:
Chippy
Kim McCauley [8:39 PM]:
Boise doing raise the roof at the Georgia Dome against Ole Miss and the place gets loud. What a world.
jkrdevil [8:39 PM]:
Onside kick is not a ball call. At least if A&M scores it will be quick
Ryan Carp [8:39 PM]:
great tackle
Luke Zimmermann [8:39 PM]:
Dat tackle
Jason Kirk [8:39 PM]:
Boise State can damn TACKLE. Fourth and one for Ole Miss.
Steven Godfrey [8:38 PM]:
starts*
Steven Godfrey [8:38 PM]:
5 false stars
JHouse [8:38 PM]:
Which is like almost getting pregnant, but still.
Siems [8:38 PM]:
Gerry Dinardo’s resume on BTN halftime show: Indiana Head Coach, 9 years as SEC Coach. Even BTN understands
Ryan Rosenblatt [8:38 PM]:
KICKER ALMOST GOT IT
Kevin Trahan [8:38 PM]:
Squib onside kick! but the kicker got decked by the A&M guy. A&M recovers
JHouse [8:38 PM]:
Oh wow, that almost worked.
jkrdevil [8:37 PM]:
I am predicting a B1G night for Rutgers, in that WSU runs up the score
Jason Kirk [8:37 PM]:
Ole Miss only on pace for 21 penalties
Dazed and Bemused [8:36 PM]:
I know we’re all just anxiously waiting for the Rutgers’ game, but it’s good that everyone is pretending to care about these other games. Really, these other teams deserve it.
Siems [8:36 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Passing situation for Kimye then. Guessing Kendall split wide right.
Timinole [8:36 PM]:
Hey that’s cute, South Carolina scored
jkrdevil [8:35 PM]:
SCar should just onside kick for now on.
Kevin Trahan [8:35 PM]:
TD Carolina. Still, Gamecocks are down 17
Kevin Trahan [8:34 PM]:
That’s the fourth PI call on A&M today
Jason Kirk [8:34 PM]:
The Broncos got away with a horse collar, funny how that works
Kevin Trahan [8:34 PM]:
SC’s driving. In the redzone due to PI.
Spencer Hall [8:33 PM]:
@Timinole We got three more quarters, don’t rule it out
Rodger Sherman [8:32 PM]:
@Dazed and Bemused yes, the Kardashians have third-and-5 at their own 32 down 6 with 1:33 to go
Timinole [8:32 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Volcanoes? (wait that’s ireland)
Steven Godfrey [8:32 PM]:
I was asked on the spot during a radio segment today to name a Playoff final four today and ended with “The SEC champ, so let’s South Carolina!”
Jason Kirk [8:32 PM]:
@Dazed and Bemused If you’d like
Spencer Hall [8:32 PM]:
This game is going to have every possible football action. Safety. Ejection. Blocked extra point returned the other way. Swinging gate. Locusts.
Dazed and Bemused [8:31 PM]:
Hi, is this the Keeping Up With the Kardashians live watch thread?
Ryan Carp [8:31 PM]:
dumb throw
Timinole [8:31 PM]:
ball don’t lie?
Jason Kirk [8:31 PM]:
Grant Hedrick with a NAWWW of an interception. Ole Miss ball now.
jkrdevil [8:30 PM]:
That’s awful…espn brought back the field goal range line
Steven Godfrey [8:30 PM]:
I must say, I’m not sure I’ve seen a clearer ruling on targeting. That one was without a doubt, and there weren’t many like that last year
Clay Wendler [8:29 PM]:
Jason Kirk [8:29 PM]:
Wow, Boise State ruled to have recovered.
Kevin Trahan [8:28 PM]:
ESPN reporting that Mike Davis is getting checked for a rib bruise. Might return
Jason Kirk [8:28 PM]:
Loooooks like Ole Miss ball at their own goal line.
Kim McCauley [8:27 PM]:
Opening at 20/1 is pretty great. wasn’t even on the board.
Kim McCauley [8:27 PM]:
Just added #KennyHill to Heisman race, where he is 20/1 to win. http://t.co/o8QfnWwwiP
— Sportsbook.com ® (@Sportsbook_com) August 29, 2014
Ryan Carp [8:27 PM]:
fumble
Luke Zimmermann [8:26 PM]:
Let’s get duuuuuuumb 
Steven Godfrey [8:26 PM]:
Just the best linebacker on the team, nbd OM
HoldenLink [8:26 PM]:
Josh Shaw tells me the ref in the ULM-Wake game is going to be OK after banging his head while rescuing a helpless kitten from a tree.
Charlie Gebow [8:26 PM]:
Cal Poly just scored on New Mexico State (FUN BELT?)
Jason Kirk [8:25 PM]:
Serderius Bryant is gone.
Passive Voice [8:25 PM]:
more like SerGregor Bryant
Luke Zimmermann [8:25 PM]:
Serderius Bryant pinged for targeting. Seems bad
Jason Kirk [8:25 PM]:
Boise State pop pass plus a mid-review helmet hit, aaand the Broncos are at the five.
hamiltoncook [8:25 PM]:
Idaho State back inside the Utah 10
Jason Kirk [8:24 PM]:
Steven Godfrey [8:23 PM]:
It’s like Boise knows how to hang with a more physically talented SEC team on national TV at a neutral site.
Ryan Nanni [8:23 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann Malpractice makes malperfect.
Jeremy Mauss [8:22 PM]:
@Spencer Hall or that
Luke Zimmermann [8:22 PM]:
“Malpractice is a KIND of practice”
Kevin Trahan [8:22 PM]:
RSJ is the star everyone knows, but Malcome Kennedy has 10 receptions for 85 yards. 6 more receptions than anyone else. 10 A&M receivers have receptions
Jason Kirk [8:22 PM]:
@Timinole That’s how it’s done.
Timinole [8:21 PM]:
Dr. Bo? More like Dr. No!
jkrdevil [8:21 PM]:
Minnesota with a td to go up 14-0
Steven Godfrey [8:21 PM]:
Dr. Bo! Checking in. 2014: 0-1, 1 INT
Spencer Hall [8:21 PM]:
I don’t know how Boise’s going to stay in this game unless it involves …well, something like that.
Kevin Trahan [8:21 PM]:
Hill: 29/38, 339, 8.9, 2TDs
Kim McCauley [8:21 PM]:
yeaaaaah switching to Boise-Ole Miss
Jeremy Mauss [8:21 PM]:
interception for Boise
Ryan Carp [8:21 PM]:
INT
Jason Kirk [8:21 PM]:
MALPRACTICE
Steven Godfrey [8:21 PM]:
I hate to be the asshole who spins this so far forward, but if Sumlin makes a run like this without Manziel, the NFL will out and out ABDUCT him.
Luke Zimmermann [8:20 PM]:
Musby throwing shade at Texas
Clay Wendler [8:20 PM]:
Ryan Nanni [8:20 PM]:
| 3rd | 11:08 |
| AGRICULTURE | 38 |
| SALT | 14 |
Kevin Trahan [8:20 PM]:
TD A&M. It’s 38-14. Wow.
Ryan Carp [8:20 PM]:
beatemdown
Steven Godfrey [8:20 PM]:
Just flipped back to Carolina owwwwww
jkrdevil [8:20 PM]:
Game over
Clay Wendler [8:19 PM]:
Rodger Sherman [8:19 PM]:
Central Michigan is getting WORKED by UT-Chattanooga. 16-0.
Kevin Trahan [8:18 PM]:
And with that, A&M is now inside the six. Second and goal.
Steven Godfrey [8:18 PM]:
4 man rush getting that kind of penetration is gonna let Wommack call some nasty, nasty stuff
Ryan Rosenblatt [8:18 PM]:
Idaho St. is marching on Utah again. Utes up 14-7, but already gave up one 75-yard TD drive and the Bengals are back on the move.
Mitchell Clark [8:18 PM]:
16-0 Chattanooga y’all
Kevin Trahan [8:17 PM]:
SC got a sack! Really!
Jason Kirk [8:17 PM]:
Entire Georgia Dome at drive-ending Ole Miss hit: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Jason Kirk [8:16 PM]:
Bob Nkemdiche eatin’ (and going offside)
Jason Kirk [8:16 PM]:
@Timinole One of them is currently a non-blowout
Kim McCauley [8:16 PM]:
that aTm line tho
Kevin Trahan [8:16 PM]:
One pass (to Speedy Noil) and A&M is already past midfield again
Ryan Carp [8:15 PM]:
@Timinole vice versa
hamiltoncook [8:15 PM]:
Mike Davis sent to the locker room. AIRBHG is dating the Chicken Curse
Timinole [8:15 PM]:
TAMU-USCe on TV and Boise State – Ole Miss on monitor, or vice versa?
Steven Godfrey [8:14 PM]:
That sounded horrific on TV (Nkemdiche)
Jason Kirk [8:14 PM]:
And then Grant Hedrick gets leveled by Robert Nkemdiche! That’s how those things end.
Jason Kirk [8:13 PM]:
Boise State throws for 20 and zips to the line. Thiiis is how these things start.
stevib [8:13 PM]:
-4 yards of total offense in the 2nd quarter of Wake – ULM. 10 minutes elapsed
Jason Kirk [8:13 PM]:
Johnny Manziel, Roger Staubach are bad roommates in new ad
If you put Johnny Manziel dancing to TURN DOWN FOR WHAT in a commercial, we will put it on our website.
Ryan Nanni [8:12 PM]:
I hope Doug Johnson called Dylan Thompson at halftime.
Luke Zimmermann [8:11 PM]:
DougieNix [8:09 PM]:
Pair of outstanding tackles to stop what should have been third down conversions.
Jason Kirk [8:09 PM]:
Spencer Hall [8:09 PM]:
Absolutely insane open field tackle. A hog-catchin’ tackle, per Keith Jackson
Jason Kirk [8:09 PM]:
Like Boise State doesn’t see a million fancy screens per season. Rebels punting
Jason Kirk [8:07 PM]:
Two false starts is exactly how Georgia’s offense started here against Boise State, Ole Miss.
Sean Yancy [8:04 PM]:
Did Jagodzinski just stay there all night?
Dan Rubenstein [8:04 PM]:
god i love these boise helmets
hamiltoncook [8:03 PM]:
Idaho State tied with Utah 7-7 after a 75 yd drive on a channel no one gets
Jason Kirk [8:03 PM]:
There goes Jay Ajayi. #pickles
Mitchell Clark [8:02 PM]:
Chattanooga just went up 10-0 on Central Michigan with a 94 yard TD drive
Rodger Sherman [8:02 PM]:
DR. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sighting!
Sean Yancy [8:01 PM]:
I hope you all saw the “I hope you dance” plaque in the photo of Spurrier’s office from ESPN the magazine
Jason Kirk [8:01 PM]:
Jason Kirk [8:00 PM]:
Ole Miss “SEC” chant spotted
Timinole [7:58 PM]:
Maximum Wake Forest play
Jason Kirk [7:58 PM]:
Boise State enters to “Trophies,” you know like the ones they are rarely allowed to compete for
Kim McCauley [7:58 PM]:
Tim Tebow talks about actual football things. On an SEC broadcast. I can’t handle this.
stevib [7:58 PM]:
@cjanerun01 he was only 1 point off in the FSU-Auburn prediction, said 35-31
Timinole [7:57 PM]:
Oh man. Those Boise hats.
Jason Kirk [7:57 PM]:
We got cows with sandwich boards at midfield of the Georgia Dome. Here we go
Jane Coaston [7:56 PM]:
Tim Tebow is surprisingly competent.
KD 13 [7:54 PM]:
Tebow called for a South Carolina 4th quarter comeback during the pregame. I guess we’ll find out how good he really is.
Ryan Nanni [7:53 PM]:
Spurrier’s headset fling looks rusty. Something to improve on before week 2.
hamiltoncook [7:52 PM]:
That’s up there with the Brian Kelly MNC game interview
Ryan Carp [7:52 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman wake_ULM until Boise-OleMiss starts
spacemanspiff2009 [7:52 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Ole Miss-Boise is about to kickoff.
Timinole [7:52 PM]:
At least we have Wake-ULM
Rodger Sherman [7:51 PM]:
what are we watching during halftime? I have wake-ULM on but am open to suggestions.
Jane Coaston [7:51 PM]:
The halftime speech for Spurrier is just going to be him looking irritated while calling every player’s mother. “Ma’am? It’s Coach. Yes, yes, good to hear from you too. About your son here…:
Jack Peglow [7:51 PM]:
“Rush the passer, cover some guys, that type of stuff.”
Kim McCauley [7:50 PM]:
hahahaha A+ interview from Ballcoach
LeeSouth1 [7:50 PM]:
“They’re kickin our butts” -Spurrier. Accurate
Clay Wendler [7:50 PM]:
DougieNix [7:50 PM]:
Spencer Hall [7:50 PM]:
If any team could gain thirty yards on a kneeldown it is Texas A&M right now
Dimitri Dorlis [7:49 PM]:
THROW IT DEEP, SUMLIN
Siems [7:49 PM]:
Minnesota down to 1 timeout with the 1st Q about to end…Against Eastern Illinois. Why am I watching this game?
Brad Newton [7:49 PM]:
TAMU scores now, right?
JHouse [7:49 PM]:
“Decent.” – Spurrier
Kim McCauley [7:48 PM]:
that’s when he throws it away. he runs out of bounds instead of throwing it away every time he’s out of the pocket, but that time he throws it away. amazing.
stevib [7:48 PM]:
headset toss by Spurrier. Drink
Sean Yancy [7:48 PM]:
HEADSET TOSS
Brad Newton [7:48 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Behold, the wonder, the majesty, the sheer disbelief of what’s going on
Clay Wendler [7:47 PM]:
Ryan Nanni [7:46 PM]:
owwwwwww
Rodger Sherman [7:46 PM]:
boom
groggydog [7:46 PM]:
Boom
Jason Kirk [7:46 PM]:
Boise State grandma doing vicious thumbs downs during band’s entire HOTTY TODDY performance
Siems [7:46 PM]:
Andrew Manley in for Eastern Illinois
Michael Mitchell [7:46 PM]:
@JasonKirk well… 27-25?
JHouse [7:45 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Hashtag recruiting.
LeeSouth1 [7:45 PM]:
A&M’S BACK BAbY
Jason Kirk [7:45 PM]:
How y’all feel about this
LeeSouth1 [7:45 PM]:
oh no
Timinole [7:45 PM]:
Here come more points for ya, Bud!
Michael Mitchell [7:45 PM]:
Present
JHouse [7:45 PM]:
@Jason Kirk yessir
Charlie Gebow [7:45 PM]:
Just saw Hugh Freeze do the worm on TV, so got that going for me
Siems [7:44 PM]:
How many yards does Hill have?
Timinole [7:44 PM]:
@Bud Elliott And here I thought that with the turnover in the SEC at the QB position, we’d see a return of the “SEC Defense”
Jason Kirk [7:44 PM]:
Any Texas fans in here? Please speak up if so
Brad Newton [7:44 PM]:
@Kevin McCauley Is that bad?
Rodger Sherman [7:44 PM]:
it feels like they could score 30 again in the second, right?
Kim McCauley [7:43 PM]:
394 yards in a half. IN A HALF.
JHouse [7:43 PM]:
C’mon people. Manziel would have torched these DBs just as easily as well.
Bud Elliott [7:43 PM]:
@Timinole 45 points in a half …
jkrdevil [7:43 PM]:
Or the gamecocks are terrible this year
spacemanspiff2009 [7:43 PM]:
I mean, SC always loses games early in the season, but dang, I didn’t think it’d be this early.
Brad Newton [7:43 PM]:
Kenny Hill woke up like this
Luke Zimmermann [7:42 PM]:
jkrdevil [7:42 PM]:
Maybe Manziel held A&M back?
Jason Kirk [7:42 PM]:
| 2 | 1:16 |
| WEST VISOR | 31 |
| EAST VISOR | 14 |
Timinole [7:42 PM]:
Whelp. 30 points in a half.
Kim McCauley [7:42 PM]:
SC had zero idea what to do with that
Dimitri Dorlis [7:41 PM]:
He just walked in…
Clay Wendler [7:41 PM]:
Spencer Hall [7:40 PM]:
Dueling “Hotty Toddys” and “GO BRONCOS” below us in the press box. They serve beer here. There’s gonna be a fight.
Jason Kirk [7:40 PM]:
Ole Miss bros doing HOTTY TODDY in the Boise State section. One of them chased with a GO BRONCOS that was somehow slurry
Kevin Trahan [7:40 PM]:
PI in the endzone. One of the refs didn’t wanna call it. Thought it was uncatchable
Bud Elliott [7:39 PM]:
It’s. Not. About. The. Pass. Rush. This is all quick game. No chance to pass rush. USCe’s cornerbacks flat out suck.
Kevin Trahan [7:38 PM]:
SC can’t keep up with this pace. A&M’s inside the 25
hamiltoncook [7:38 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman I think you might have though of Howard the Duck
Rodger Sherman [7:37 PM]:
@hamiltoncook man i thought this was the bison’s year
Brad Newton [7:37 PM]:
For a second I thought Brent was naming the 4 Horsemen
Jason Kirk [7:37 PM]:
hamiltoncook [7:36 PM]:
Akron hasn’t attempted a run yet and leads by 21
Kevin Trahan [7:36 PM]:
A&M’s already past midfield
KD 13 [7:35 PM]:
A&M may score twice more before halftime
Jason Kirk [7:34 PM]:
We got Duck Dynasty business in Funroe 
Siems [7:34 PM]:
As a Jayhawk fan…Hopefully the Chippewas play like this all season.
Kevin Trahan [7:34 PM]:
SC punting and narrowly misses downing it at the 1. Touchback
RaginCajunRebel [7:34 PM]:
Hello what is football
Steven Godfrey [7:34 PM]:
Just gonna leave this here. http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/7/15/5901207/steve-spurrier-2014-sec-media-days-texas-am-rivalry
Steven Godfrey [7:33 PM]:
@Jason Kirk GO MOCS. That campus smokes more weed than UC Boulder.
Jason Kirk [7:33 PM]:
via @hustlebelt 
Steven Godfrey [7:33 PM]:
This new permanent cross-division game between ATM and Carolina could open up a whole new world of complaints for Spurrier when Georgia wins the East
Siems [7:32 PM]:
@hamiltoncook I love Directional Michigan University!
Jason Kirk [7:32 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey gross af
Luke Zimmermann [7:31 PM]:
| 9:34 | 1st |
| Look Out in Wk2, Penn State | 0 |
| Terry Bowden | 21 |
Spencer Hall [7:31 PM]:
GO MOCS
Charlie Gebow [7:31 PM]:
@stevib I do love female protagonists
Steven Godfrey [7:31 PM]:
@Jason Kirk It’s a Georgia Southern creation, but it’s still gross Kirk
hamiltoncook [7:31 PM]:
’Nooga is currently beating a directional michigan
Jason Kirk [7:31 PM]:
Zaxby’s is salt featuring chicken
Brad Newton [7:31 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Spilly to cover a Turducken in Zax sauce
Siems [7:31 PM]:
And for some unknown reason Glen Mason just named dropped former Gopher Max Shortell
stevib [7:31 PM]:
@Clefo It’s like Chick Fil A but less Christian. Pretty sure there’s heroine in the dipping sauce
Siems [7:30 PM]:
Bill Murray took tickets at a minor league baseball game tonight in non-college football related news
Steven Godfrey [7:30 PM]:
I like this superhero in a self-discovery origin look for Palmer.
KD 13 [7:30 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Sportz Fanz?
Jason Kirk [7:29 PM]:
most horrifying tweet i’ve ever seen
wtf is a zaxbys
— ＳＰＩＬＬＹ (@IAmSpilly) August 28, 2014
Brad Newton [7:29 PM]:
No worse than the officiating in yesterday’s Arsenal-Besiktas match, Portuguese SEC ref’s Y’all
Rodger Sherman [7:29 PM]:
@KD 13 Sports Fanz, technically
Charlie Gebow [7:29 PM]:
I went to a Pac-12 school what’s a Zaxby
Kim McCauley [7:29 PM]:
@KD 13 it’s obviously Popeye’s
Ryan Nanni [7:29 PM]:
@Jason Kirk “The hell you mean Ping don’t make helmets?”
KD 13 [7:29 PM]:
Zaxby’s just claimed to be the official chicken of sports fans. Not sure how I feel about that one.
Steven Godfrey [7:29 PM]:
ULM DB was jumping over a Wake WR that was already down and landed against the back of the line judge’s head
Kevin Trahan [7:28 PM]:
SC’s driving though. Already inside the 40 due to both of those penalties
Jason Kirk [7:28 PM]:
Spurrier finna suit up
stevib [7:28 PM]:
Is SBN going to write a long form about the refs not letting these SEC DEFENSES just play the game?
Siems [7:28 PM]:
Boise State’s helmets hurt my brain
Steven Godfrey [7:28 PM]:
Damn, that ref just got knocked out
Kevin Trahan [7:28 PM]:
Oh that’s a rough call
Luke Zimmermann [7:28 PM]:
suspect officiating, imo
Timinole [7:27 PM]:
Wake Forest – ULM 2013 highlights set to Blurred Lines. #goacc?
Kevin Trahan [7:27 PM]:
If A&M was allowed to hug receivers while the ball was in the air, their secondary would be a lot better
KD 13 [7:27 PM]:
I’m really enjoying this short run – bad pass – CHUCK IT DEEP offense
godsewa23 [7:27 PM]:
A ref just got destroyed in the Wake Forest/ULM game.
Jason Kirk [7:27 PM]:
Throwing it away is unChristian
— Jorge (@JorgeBrosada) August 28, 2014
Kim McCauley [7:26 PM]:
Thompson’s run for a loss instead of throwing the ball away 3 times
Steven Godfrey [7:26 PM]:
Are Carolina fans booing Thompson going out of bounds?
Spencer Hall [7:26 PM]:
Man, Dylan Thompson just DOMINATES the pump-and-duck-out-of-bounds
Kevin Trahan [7:26 PM]:
Is Thompson getting booed for that?
Brad Newton [7:26 PM]:
@Bud Elliott He’s sounding a little removed now, so I’m guessing the Under
KD 13 [7:25 PM]:
Ref’s flag hit the defender, so he has to sit out the rest of the series right?
Charlie Gebow [7:25 PM]:
So under new NFL rules, the A&M defender would have been shot there, right?
Wescott Eberts [7:25 PM]:
Armani Watts again
Bud Elliott [7:24 PM]:
Who do we think Musgambler has in this one
hamiltoncook [7:24 PM]:
@Kevin Trahan David Klingler better watch out, only 492 yds. to go
Kevin Trahan [7:24 PM]:
Also this
Kenny Hill has 241 passing yards in a quarter and a half. Carolina allowed that many just three times last year.
— David Wunderlich (@Year2) August 28, 2014
Siems [7:23 PM]:
Do yourself a favor and look at the beautiful crowd shots at the preseason games. Just packed houses everywhere…
Brad Newton [7:23 PM]:
@nate.siems I know that feel, Sanogo or bust
Jason Kirk [7:23 PM]:
We got ULM fans in ghillie suits, y’all 
Siems [7:22 PM]:
@Radwithab As a Gooner…This joking conversation just depressed me
Kevin Trahan [7:22 PM]:
SC gave up an average of 196 passing yards per game last year. Hill has 241 a quarter-and-a-half into this one
Brad Newton [7:22 PM]:
@nate.siems Well, they need someone to replace Manz-er, uh, Giroud
Jason Kirk [7:22 PM]:
@Timinole Once! For 52 yards! Even those go big.
Timinole [7:21 PM]:
Has Texas A&M punted at all? I honestly can’t remember
Siems [7:21 PM]:
@Radwithab Heard they are looking hard at Falcao or Reus
Jason Kirk [7:20 PM]:
Boise’s urnj helmets look tremendous, btw.
Brad Newton [7:20 PM]:
@nate.siems Transfer market for TAMU hasn’t closed yet
Charlie Gebow [7:20 PM]:
Wham-o seems very SEC
jkrdevil [7:19 PM]:
How many sec fans are going to want a hover “soccer” ball?
Luke Zimmermann [7:19 PM]:
Siems [7:19 PM]:
@Radwithab But they might get in if UEFA rules that A&M used an ineligible player in the 87th minute
KD 13 [7:19 PM]:
Really regretting not betting the over
Kevin Trahan [7:19 PM]:
9 A&M receivers have catches … 9!
Mitchell Clark [7:19 PM]:
Kenny Hill is not a bad football player
Bud Elliott [7:18 PM]:
I’ve seen both of South Carolina’s corners quite a bit and they are nowhere ready to play at this level. Hell, the Chris Lammons kid they’re discussing was a HS QB. Not the guys I’d want playing corner as true freshmen.
Clay Wendler [7:18 PM]:
Jason Kirk [7:18 PM]:
Kenny Hill 21/26 241 9.3 2
LeeSouth1 [7:18 PM]:
This game could very easily be 24-0 for A&M. SC lucky to be within 10
Brad Newton [7:18 PM]:
Poor tackling like that is the reason why USCe isn’t in the Champions League this year
Kevin Trahan [7:18 PM]:
Touchdown Edward Pope
Jason Kirk [7:18 PM]:
| 2 | 7:07 |
| CASHIN OUT | 24 |
| BIRD HANDS | 14 |
Steven Godfrey [7:18 PM]:
Amazing to see how out of place A&M is making Carolina look on defense.
Kim McCauley [7:17 PM]:
The tackling here has been awful … AND IT’S THE BEST
Kevin Trahan [7:16 PM]:
SC has no answer here. Can’t tackle and can’t cover A&M’s receivers
LeeSouth1 [7:16 PM]:
Waiting for Speedy to break one….
Siems [7:15 PM]:
Something strange to me whenever Glen Mason does color for Gopher games.
Kevin Trahan [7:15 PM]:
What a pass. 66 yards already for RSJ
KD 13 [7:15 PM]:
Oh good, SC’s secondary is about to get worse
LeeSouth1 [7:14 PM]:
I had a good feeling about RSJ
Wescott Eberts [7:14 PM]:
In heavy traffic.
Wescott Eberts [7:14 PM]:
Talk about attacking the football with your hands, RSJ just did it right there. Wow.
Luke Zimmermann [7:14 PM]:
Sounds like A&M’s secondary gave up a touchdown to Wake Forest’s special teams, too
Kevin Trahan [7:14 PM]:
Spin move!
Timinole [7:13 PM]:
what
hamiltoncook [7:12 PM]:
@LeeSouth1 welcome to the wonders of the live chat
Brad Newton [7:12 PM]:
@Bud Elliott BUUUUUUUD
Bud Elliott [7:12 PM]:
@Timinole dammit
NDEddieMac [7:11 PM]:
brrrrrrrrrr
LeeSouth1 [7:11 PM]:
Wow,you guys are quick with the gifs
Ryan Carp [7:11 PM]:
@Radwithab yeah. their white jerseys are sick
Clay Wendler [7:11 PM]:
Clay Wendler [7:11 PM]:
Pete Volk [7:11 PM]:
Meanwhile, Minnesota’s first drive in a tough game against Eastern Illinois ends in a punt.
Kevin Trahan [7:11 PM]:
On Thompson’s two touchdowns, he has 115 yards. Other than that he has 3 completions for 22 yards.
Ryan Carp [7:10 PM]:
@Timinole ACC BACK
Timinole [7:10 PM]:
Wake Forest just blocked a punt for a TD. ACC back?
mattw [7:10 PM]:
centarius donald plays for ul monroe…think he keeps it 100?
Brad Newton [7:10 PM]:
@Ryan Carp Navy did it better
Ryan Carp [7:09 PM]:
New uniforms for VandyFootball feature sublimated anchors: pic.twitter.com/bi7kC7xpKv
— Uniform Nation (@sbnuniforms) August 28, 2014
godsewa23 [7:09 PM]:
OH MAN, BLOCKED KICK
Siems [7:09 PM]:
Gophers deciding that everyone’s last name is Minnesota.
Charlie Gebow [7:09 PM]:
Palmer praises A&M defense, then that happens
Jason Kirk [7:09 PM]:
| 2 | 9:47 |
| A&M OFFENSE | 17 |
| A&M DEFENSE | -14 |
Ryan Carp [7:09 PM]:
Brad Newton [7:09 PM]:
Someone nudged the right stick too early
LeeSouth1 [7:09 PM]:
Now THATS the A&M we all know and love
godsewa23 [7:08 PM]:
KA KAW
hamiltoncook [7:08 PM]:
Is it wierd that I’m only watching the ULM game to see the camo
Bud Elliott [7:08 PM]:
POINTS!
Steven Godfrey [7:08 PM]:
SC ain’t care about balanced drives
jkrdevil [7:08 PM]:
Texas a&m might want to think about covering recievers
KD 13 [7:08 PM]:
Byrd Man
Kevin Trahan [7:08 PM]:
A&M forgets to cover someone, and just like that it’s 17-14
Timinole [7:08 PM]:
who is this TAMU secondary
Ryan Carp [7:08 PM]:
9 routes all day
JHouse [7:08 PM]:
Welp 2.0
LeeSouth1 [7:07 PM]:
SC definitley doesn’t look bad, but compared to A&M they’e out-matched
Pete Volk [7:07 PM]:
Dave Clawson proves he’s ready for this Wake Forest job by ending his first drive in a punt.
Steven Godfrey [7:07 PM]:
Fun fact: I once watched an AFC Championship game in France
Steven Godfrey [7:07 PM]:
Penn State staff is watching SECN in a bar in Dublin
Steven Godfrey [7:06 PM]:
Doing anything possible in Ireland to watch the return of college football. Glad you're back! Ready for Saturday!! pic.twitter.com/rzLeg3vObw
— Will Windham (@CoachWindham) August 28, 2014
spacemanspiff2009 [7:06 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey No joke brother, I’m so happy football’s back.
KD 13 [7:06 PM]:
Can’t handle the camo-out
Rodger Sherman [7:06 PM]:
@Timinole watching for Camo! On commercials!
Steven Godfrey [7:05 PM]:
I just fired up the multi-screen experience in my office and teared up. Seriously, y’all
Kim McCauley [7:05 PM]:
ACC! ACC! ACC!
Kim McCauley [7:05 PM]:
wake forest’s first offensive play under dave clawson is a delay of game
— martin rickman (@martinrickman) August 28, 2014
Bud Elliott [7:05 PM]:
A&M favored by 2.5 right now in live betting.
Bud Elliott [7:04 PM]:
live betting update:
mattw [7:04 PM]:
@KD 13 coors light tallboys like he gets his regular grandkids?
Clay Wendler [7:04 PM]:
Timinole [7:04 PM]:
so who’s gonna switch over to Wake Forest and ULM with me? no one? fine…
Brad Newton [7:04 PM]:
@KD 13 stern talkings to
mattw [7:03 PM]:
@jkrdevil THEY REALTREE’D OUT YO
Kevin Trahan [7:03 PM]:
Kenny Hill: 16/20, 172 yards, 8.6 yards per attempt … pretty damn good
Steven Godfrey [7:03 PM]:
CAMMMMMMOOOOO OUTTTTTT
KD 13 [7:03 PM]:
If those little hipster bastard Amazon Fire kids were Spurrier’s grandkids, what would he buy them for Christmas every year?
Kim McCauley [7:03 PM]:
/looks up Ricky Seals-Jones’ measurements // :O
Bud Elliott [7:03 PM]:
Who wins the SEC first: Carolina or A&M
Luke Zimmermann [7:02 PM]:
Tide Fan ain’t picky
Did this A.M. "
— Tha Byrd (@Tidefan2164) August 28, 2014cfb_poindexter</a>: WOULD"<a href="https://twitter.com/Landgrant33">Landgrant33: Would you eat this? pic.twitter.com/BFzJOKcpTV""
jkrdevil [7:02 PM]:
A camo out?
mattw [7:02 PM]:
the first camo out in cfb history in funroe….
Jason Kirk [7:02 PM]:
@spacemanspiff2009 Strong.
Ryan Nanni [7:02 PM]:
@Steven Godfrey i’m already calling the cops.
Kevin Trahan [7:02 PM]:
Maybe I shouldn’t have started feeling better about my SC prediction
spacemanspiff2009 [7:02 PM]:
I think Kevin Sumlin is a good football coach. That’s what I think.
KD 13 [7:02 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni But you haven’t even heard my “CLUBBED RICKY SEALS-JONES” joke yet
Sean Yancy [7:01 PM]:
That’s a haircut on Arnold
Jason Kirk [7:01 PM]:
| 2 | 11:56 |
| REALLY NEW SEC TEAM | 17 |
| STILL KINDA NEW SEC TEAM | 7 |
Steven Godfrey [7:01 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni You ain’t no fun at a UGA frat party, are ya
Siems [7:01 PM]:
Yaaaaaay
Luke Zimmermann [7:01 PM]:
RSJ tho
JHouse [7:01 PM]:
Kenny Footin’ Hillball!
Ryan Nanni [7:00 PM]:
I am already groaning at your “GURLEY ON GURLEY ACTION” joke, Internet.
mattw [7:00 PM]:
i was so mad when a&m flipped a-ricky-seal-jone from texas. STILL MAD
Bud Elliott [7:00 PM]:
A redshirt sophomore just tried to go off the field on the wrong side of the play. Caused the #Gamecocks to call a timeout.
— John Whittle (@johnmwhittle) August 28, 2014
Siems [6:59 PM]:
I want more Seals-Jones
Passive Voice [6:59 PM]:
“Zulily.com: for milfs”
Brad Newton [6:59 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman I believe our Finest Carnies are hard at work on this
Kim McCauley [6:59 PM]:
I fuck with that Carl's Junior breakfast burrito that has the fake country gravy in it though.
— Neil (@NeilSandwich) August 28, 2014
Steven Godfrey [6:58 PM]:
Only 10-7? Shit, all they did for this SEC Network was drop a 351 into an old Iowa-Minnesota chassis
hamiltoncook [6:58 PM]:
@vlad3217 by then he would be Over the Hill
groggydog [6:57 PM]:
Thanks to WatchESPN crashing, my game is interspersed with rugby and Premier League commercials
Ryan Nanni [6:57 PM]:
Yes but what is Kevin Sumlin gonna do after Kenny Hill graduates
hamiltoncook [6:57 PM]:
Finally back, WatchESPN cut out for 30 min
vlad3217 [6:57 PM]:
how many games like this before he gets his own nickname and isn’t just KENNY FOOTBALL
Rodger Sherman [6:57 PM]:
@Radwithab why don’t we have the technology to spike cotton candy
Bud Elliott [6:57 PM]:
These freshmen corners for USCe really aren’t ready. And that they could come in and beat out existing rostered guys says something.
Charlie Gebow [6:57 PM]:
Kenny Thrill
Brad Newton [6:56 PM]:
Pro Tip: If you want to believe you’re getting drunk off cotton candy, Inca Kola and tequila is a good route
Kevin Trahan [6:56 PM]:
Kenny Hill is 14 for 17. Think he’ll be alright
Steven Godfrey [6:56 PM]:
Just informed that World Congress Taco Mac is half Ole Miss fans, half Aerosmith fans. That’s a venn diagram with no overlap.
Jason Kirk [6:56 PM]:
@mattw 10-7, A&M!
KD 13 [6:56 PM]:
Jesse just indirectly compared South Carolina to Pitt, and now I hate everything
Ryan Carp [6:56 PM]:
@mattw 10-7 aTm
Jason Kirk [6:56 PM]:
@Kevin Trahan Oughta be a horse, Aggies.
Siems [6:56 PM]:
@Jason Kirk In preseason’s defense, Bortles just threw a beauty to Lee.
mattw [6:55 PM]:
soo…actual score update?
Eddie Maisonet [6:55 PM]:
#SlangThePillKennyHill
Kevin Trahan [6:55 PM]:
Cameron Clear is on a bike on the sideline
Jason Kirk [6:55 PM]:
| 2 | 13:59 |
| Everyone watching this game | 13295487390568749672098679346 |
| Everyone watching preseason NFL | .000000 |
Spencer Hall [6:55 PM]:
“Hooray, insurance and sensible green vegetables”
KD 13 [6:55 PM]:
Brent has used “barges” for run plays on back-to-back drives. It’s Week One for us all.
Brad Newton [6:54 PM]:
@nate.siems nope, that’s Inca Kola with Tequila and my FSU education catching up to me
Spencer Hall [6:54 PM]:
Imagine the thousand sad NFL fans who saw Thompson pull that ball down and go out of bounds who then applauded wildly
Siems [6:54 PM]:
@Radwithab Unless you are making some new nickname for sons of Wisconsin. “He is a Wisconson” for use in a sentence.
Jason Kirk [6:53 PM]:
via @TXCleaver 
Kevin Trahan [6:53 PM]:
Awww Thompson almost Johnny Football’d
Brad Newton [6:53 PM]:
@nate.siems welp
Siems [6:52 PM]:
@Radwithab *Wisconsin
rjcapp01 [6:52 PM]:
@Kevin McCauley Hardee’s, we’ll buy a new Porsche and put a peein’ Calvin sticker on the back.
Spencer Hall [6:52 PM]:
@nate.siems that’s smart, tho
Ryan Nanni [6:52 PM]:
@KD 13 The atherosclerosis.
Jason Kirk [6:52 PM]:
Middle screen never even works in video games. C’mon, Steve
Siems [6:52 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Doesn’t mean it doesn’t scare me. Lot of great things scare me. Nick Saban, for instance.
Brad Newton [6:52 PM]:
@Spencer Hall “Just think, if you went home, Wisconson, no one would blame you for cowering in terror of the Mighty Emperor Les”
KD 13 [6:51 PM]:
Which part of it is made from scratch?
Spencer Hall [6:51 PM]:
@nate.siems it’s great
Siems [6:51 PM]:
@Kevin McCauley The concept of Fried Bologna scares me
Kim McCauley [6:50 PM]:
“The made from scratch velveeta and fried bologna biscuit” is a real thing I just saw advertised.
Brad Newton [6:50 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni [Nods solemnly]
Spencer Hall [6:49 PM]:
The trick: if something is caught in your head, whatever it is, the “Sanford and Son” theme will obliterate it
Kevin Trahan [6:49 PM]:
Mike Davis is gonna open this up
Ryan Nanni [6:49 PM]:
Sorta wonder if FSU’s ever gonna show up in this game. Resting on their laurels IMHO.
Spencer Hall [6:49 PM]:
@Radwithab “Wouldn’t you rather be in your warm bed, and not on this battlefield, Clemson?”
Jason Kirk [6:48 PM]:
“Sandstorm” stuck in my head, help
Brad Newton [6:48 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Brent for 2014 Tokyo Rose
Kevin Trahan [6:48 PM]:
Rutgers-Wazzu too! #B1G
Siems [6:48 PM]:
JerrySota!
Spencer Hall [6:47 PM]:
Oh, and don’t look but South Carolina’s startin’ to leaaaaaaan on A&M
Jason Kirk [6:47 PM]:
Eastern Illinois-Minnesota is that way, y’all -->
Spencer Hall [6:47 PM]:
Brent becoming an SEC homer is proof that he would have been the best war propagandist for hire ever.
Kim McCauley [6:46 PM]:
“I think that Mike Davis is the best running back in the country that no one talks about a lot outside of the SEC.” WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN
Kevin Trahan [6:46 PM]:
Brent having to say all this SEC propaganda is gonna make my B1G blood boil
KD 13 [6:46 PM]:
Connor Shaw: “You don’t have to be Connor Shaw. You can just be Dylan Thompson. Just don’t be Stephen Garcia.”
Jason Kirk [6:44 PM]:
y’all i just don’t think this big 12 progr’m is ready for the sec network
Ryan Nanni [6:44 PM]:
Fake it, you saucy minx!
Siems [6:44 PM]:
The graphics were all wrong and Brent thought it was 3rd down. Everything went crazy
KD 13 [6:43 PM]:
TALK ABOUT THE GERALD DIXONS, BRENT!
Sean Yancy [6:43 PM]:
What’s NOIL backwards?
Kim McCauley [6:43 PM]:
Brent’s gone full SEC shill. I thought you were a B1G man, Brent. I’m ashamed of you.
Charlie Gebow [6:42 PM]:
There’s no pagent like SANDSTORM IN THE BACKGROUND
jkrdevil [6:42 PM]:
Brent has fully morphed into Gary Danielson….sad to see
Siems [6:42 PM]:
Whoa Thompson took a decent shot. I didn’t even notice that live
Bud Elliott [6:41 PM]:
C2 man, safety is looking at who before he gets back? The dug?
Brad Newton [6:41 PM]:
#MACTION
Jason Kirk [6:41 PM]:
Defenses in trouble in Texas A&M-South Carolina, 2014's major season-opener
South Carolina and Texas A&M both bring offensive advantages to Columbia for the season’s first big FBS game (August 28, 6 p.m. ET, SEC Network). It’s the Gamecocks’ ground attack that could be the key.
Clay Wendler [6:41 PM]:
Kim McCauley [6:41 PM]:
hahaha who’s the safety that stepped all the way the f up, that’s rough
Kevin Trahan [6:41 PM]:
That’s a 69-yarder from Thompson to Jones. Thompson’s second completion was a good one.
JHouse [6:40 PM]:
Siems [6:40 PM]:
I’m gonna say yes to the earlier question of Positive SCAR yardage
Eddie Maisonet [6:40 PM]:
Souf Cack.
Ryan Carp [6:40 PM]:
there’s the aTm defense we know and love
Jason Kirk [6:40 PM]:
The Wickstroms on Camo Out. A family looking forward to a great game by Warhawks! #RISE pic.twitter.com/Gsh8LbqMvJ
— Brian Wickstrom (@ULM_AD) August 28, 2014
KD 13 [6:40 PM]:
Governor Nicky!
godsewa23 [6:40 PM]:
That was exciting.
Jason Kirk [6:40 PM]:
| 1 | 3:44 |
| A&M OFFENSE | 10 |
| A&M DEFENSE | -7 |
Brad Newton [6:39 PM]:
SEE, WHALE SHARK
Timinole [6:39 PM]:
whelp
Steven Godfrey [6:39 PM]:
Well that might work.
Kim McCauley [6:39 PM]:
Sexy.
Kevin Trahan [6:39 PM]:
A&M defense! There it is!
Bud Elliott [6:39 PM]:
POINTS!
JHouse [6:39 PM]:
SWAGGER
Steven Godfrey [6:39 PM]:
Whoever has to put the sticker on that bird…
Spencer Hall [6:39 PM]:
Jesse Palmer saying the word “Swagger” is my personal waterloo
Clay Wendler [6:38 PM]:
Brad Newton [6:38 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Don’t look at me, I only watch SEC Network for Kentucky- UT Martin
hornedfrogs45 [6:38 PM]:
The number of live gamecocks featured on TV= number of yards from scrimmage for South Carolinaz
Timinole [6:37 PM]:
does USCe get positive yards on this drive y/n
spacemanspiff2009 [6:37 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Gonna watch the shit out of it.
Luke Zimmermann [6:37 PM]:
That bird ain’t look so tough 
Rodger Sherman [6:37 PM]:
who’s pumped for temple-vandy?
Lesterh [6:36 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni I meant at you. at you!
KD 13 [6:36 PM]:
It only took 10+ minutes, but now Mike Davis should be making his 2014 debut
Lesterh [6:36 PM]:
@Bud Elliott haha love it. Essseeeeseee
Steven Godfrey [6:35 PM]:
Jerry Jones is gonna hire Sumlin at the ATM / Arkansas game in Arlington. First ever mid-season college to pro coach hire
Kevin Trahan [6:35 PM]:
A stop! Sorta. 10-0 A&M. Now 142-1 on total yards and 90-0 on passing yards.
Jason Kirk [6:35 PM]:
| 1 | 5:07 |
| #YESSIR | 10 |
| #ANDSOFORTH | 0 |
Brad Newton [6:35 PM]:
Look, some might say that’s a pretty big gulf in offensive productivity, but then again those same people have probably never even SEEN a whale shark tire out an Orca
Bud Elliott [6:35 PM]:
hate that screen call.
Ryan Nanni [6:34 PM]:
WE AIN’T PAY GOOD MONEY TO SEE FIELD GOALS DANGIT
Wescott Eberts [6:34 PM]:
A&M’s offensive line just moved the LOS four yards downfield on inside zone.
KD 13 [6:34 PM]:
Tell me more about these Snackeez
hornedfrogs45 [6:34 PM]:
@Wescott Eberts Them Southlake Carroll boys could play. I remember my senior year in 2007 when they were number 1 in the country and played Plano East, were just clearly better than anyone in the state.
Jason Kirk [6:33 PM]:
Really is a good description of this first quarter
Jason Kirk [6:33 PM]:
Close RT @azizansari: My home state of South Carolina is trending on Twitter. Guessing its something involving a sex scandal and Bojangles.
— Doc Harper (@doc_harper) August 28, 2014
Pete Volk [6:33 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Points too, imho
godsewa23 [6:32 PM]:
The Snackeez holds a WHOLE BAG OF CHIPS
Steven Godfrey [6:32 PM]:
The offense that doesn’t care about time of possession has held held the ball 83 percent of these first 9 minutes.
Jason Kirk [6:32 PM]:
In my opinion, South Carolina needs significantly more yards
Luke Zimmermann [6:32 PM]:
That’s a lot!
18 offensive snaps for TAMU, 11 players have touched the ball.
— Dennis Dodd (@dennisdoddcbs) August 28, 2014
Rodger Sherman [6:32 PM]:
i’m not great at math but i think that’s 13,500 percent more yards
hamiltoncook [6:32 PM]:
@Lesterh playing all those freshmen last year might have finally paid off
Timinole [6:31 PM]:
is that bad
Lesterh [6:31 PM]:
Haha. Awesome.
Clay Wendler [6:31 PM]:
Lesterh [6:31 PM]:
Well. A&M either looks incredible or SC stinks. Maybe both.
Brad Newton [6:31 PM]:
@hornedfrogs45 no, that’s on ytmnd.com
Steven Godfrey [6:30 PM]:
@hornedfrogs45 Those cats are probably dead by now
Wescott Eberts [6:30 PM]:
Kenny Hill can sling the rock, man. He made plays at the highest levels of Texas high school football in his prep days.
Jason Kirk [6:30 PM]:
Siems [6:30 PM]:
How is USC’s defense this bad right now?
hornedfrogs45 [6:30 PM]:
Is this the Shutdown Fullback waiting room thread?
Bud Elliott [6:29 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann 59.5, and USCe’s defensive backs are good but not great recruits playing as true freshmen
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [6:28 PM]:
@Dom Lewis like, on this drive? over
Brad Newton [6:28 PM]:
Simpsons marathon is nice, let me know when there is Redman Episode of Cribs marathon
Luke Zimmermann [6:28 PM]:
Come onnnn, points!
— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) August 28, 2014
JHouse [6:28 PM]:
@Dom Lewis haha I think we’re already over
vlad3217 [6:27 PM]:
Who do I petition to switch to this version of sandstorm? https://soundcloud.com/d-j-detweiler/darude-sandstorm
Brad Newton [6:27 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni Wait, but those are German Mark’s he’s printing, savvy move over going with USD
Dom Lewis [6:27 PM]:
Over/Under 5 the number of times Manziel is mentioned tonight
Ryan Nanni [6:27 PM]:
Al Harris has an excellent MTV Cribs episode, for what it’s worth.
Jason Kirk [6:26 PM]:
South Carolina's Space Odyssey and Sandstorm were a pretty damn fine to way to start the college football season
South Carolina played host to the first big game of the college football season, and their introduction was awesome as ever. So glad to have you back, college football.
Wescott Eberts [6:26 PM]:
I’m thankful to be in a safe place where no one called what just happened a shuttle pass
Bud Elliott [6:26 PM]:
Harris Jr. is the son of former NFL-er Al Harris Jr.
Ryan Nanni [6:26 PM]:
“And Kenny Hill’s brought a printing press onto the field, complete with stolen treasury plates!”
Pete Volk [6:26 PM]:
Kenny Hill’s looking good and all, but he’s no Nick Arbuckle.
Jason Kirk [6:25 PM]:
You surprised by what we’ve seen so far, Bill C.? No, no you’re not. www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/8/13/5964179/texas-am-aggies-football-2014-preview-schedule-roster
Brad Newton [6:25 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann It’s a bold strategy, let’s hope it works our for them
Spencer Hall [6:25 PM]:
I hope Kenny Hill takes the tradition a step further and pulls out an actual bag of money to celebrate
Kim McCauley [6:25 PM]:
A+ decision on that pitch
Passive Voice [6:25 PM]:
was uh was that a screen?
Luke Zimmermann [6:24 PM]:
It’s almost like A&M signing a million 6’2+ 4/5-star WRs was a savvy move
Spencer Hall [6:23 PM]:
“HE THROWS DEEP!” —Florida fan watching that play
Jason Kirk [6:23 PM]:
EMERGENCY SHOVEL PASS WHILE GOING DOWN JOHNNY NEVER LEFT US
KD 13 [6:23 PM]:
At some point, Brent Musberger is going to have to tell us the story of Gerald Dixon and Gerald Dixon Jr.
Kevin Trahan [6:23 PM]:
It’s almost like A&M gets to play its defense
Passive Voice [6:23 PM]:
that ad appears to feature a Hawaii fan. is it their chances of the football program existing in two years that they like?
Brad Newton [6:23 PM]:
“I hope nobody get’s hurt” who are you and what have you done with the real Steve Spurrier?
Jason Kirk [6:23 PM]:
Dat’s a nice airboat
— Pod Katt (@valleyshook) August 28, 2014
Bud Elliott [6:22 PM]:
lol at the reel they have the LSU fan using in that commercial
Dom Lewis [6:21 PM]:
Connor Shaw > Brian Hoyer
Kevin Trahan [6:21 PM]:
A&M: 67 yards. Pass interference: 15 yards. USC: 1 yard. #stats
Jason Kirk [6:21 PM]:
I say y’all oughta put in Connor Shaw
Rodger Sherman [6:21 PM]:
@Radwithab Speedy Football!
Luke Zimmermann [6:21 PM]:
#neverforget That time Speedy Noil wore this at Under Armour All-America Game practice: 
Steven Godfrey [6:20 PM]:
One way Texas A&M’s terrible rush defense can combat the USC ground game is USC not running the ball.
Kim McCauley [6:20 PM]:
Bizarro aTm defense
Brad Newton [6:20 PM]:
did Noil get JFF’s permission for that #2?
KD 13 [6:19 PM]:
Not sure how it’s possible to throw a ball over Jerrell Adams, but it just happened
Jason Kirk [6:19 PM]:
"Keep hatin'." – Aggie defense
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) August 28, 2014
Timinole [6:19 PM]:
“¯\(ツ)/¯” – South Carolina so far
Kevin Trahan [6:19 PM]:
Just as we thought, there’s the A&M defense stepping up
Wescott Eberts [6:18 PM]:
Totally not surprised to see Armani Watts make a play early. Loved him on both sides of the ball coming out of North Forney.
Clay Wendler [6:16 PM]:
Brad Newton [6:15 PM]:
“They didn’t let me coach while carrying this coors light, had to sneak back into the tunnel to get a swig, what I miss?”- OBC
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [6:14 PM]:
would I put Georgia State into the playoff before South Carolina at this point? absolutely
Steven Godfrey [6:14 PM]:
So that drive was basically what Clemson has been trying to do vs. USC unsuccessfully for years – quick passes to negate the rush, and eventually stretch the field
Ryan Nanni [6:13 PM]:
Pff, a commercial that suggests Matt Stafford eats anything other than beer.
Bud Elliott [6:13 PM]:
Only 8 teams were given a better shot to make the CFB playoff by Vegas than USCe (+330). Copied down all the lines right before kickoff.
KD 13 [6:12 PM]:
I really don’t care to know what Phil Hellmuth sounds like when he eats a burger, Hardees/Carl’s Jr
hamiltoncook [6:12 PM]:
Really surprise that TAMU didn’t just steal the Jimmy Graham 2 yd TD play
Ronnie D [6:12 PM]:
Gary Danielson is so miffed right now. Just hugely miffed.
JHouse [6:11 PM]:
Alright now let’s see if TAMU practiced defense since last season.
Spencer Hall [6:11 PM]:
Shame what these spread offenses have done to goal line offense
Bud Elliott [6:11 PM]:
Interesting that almost all of A&M’s stuff to open was quick game despite having a great OL.
godsewa23 [6:10 PM]:
I wonder if they were lit up?
jkrdevil [6:10 PM]:
One of the bands is lighting mups
Luke Zimmermann [6:10 PM]:
MUPS
groggydog [6:09 PM]:
Hm. Noticeable downside of WatchESPN + Chromecast is that I’m like a minute plus behind
Ronnie D [6:09 PM]:
Manziel hasn’t lost a step, no sir
Passive Voice [6:08 PM]:
just like johnny used to football (sobbing)
Steven Godfrey [6:08 PM]:
I’ve got a hellacious delay, it seems
Bud Elliott [6:08 PM]:
Points! (I have O 59.5)
jkrdevil [6:08 PM]:
USCe’s defense doesn’t impress me
Jason Kirk [6:08 PM]:
| 1 | 11:47 |
| Ain’t ready for the SEC East | 7 |
| Waylp | 0 |
KD 13 [6:08 PM]:
There is no getting through that offensive line
Steven Godfrey [6:08 PM]:
So how good was that preshow? Can’t say I expected that.
ZWal93 [6:07 PM]:
TOUCHDOWN!
Peter Berkes [6:07 PM]:
Cam Clear in the slot looks like some kind of beautiful earth golem
Bud Elliott [6:07 PM]:
239! (Ft. Myers area code)
Kim McCauley [6:07 PM]:
Clear is a large dude.
KD 13 [6:06 PM]:
Marcus Spears was impressed by Clear’s size. Kid is a HOSS
Steven Godfrey [6:06 PM]:
HEY FOOTBALL!
Spencer Hall [6:06 PM]:
Clear is my favorite kind of football player: fat and beautifully mobile
JHouse [6:06 PM]:
Holy crap he just said 6-6 277!
Bud Elliott [6:06 PM]:
Tackle eligible out of the spread!
Bud Elliott [6:06 PM]:
The corners signed by USCe who are having to play as true frosh aren’t necessarily college-ready types.
Luke Zimmermann [6:05 PM]:
‘Yung Hill’
Kim McCauley [6:05 PM]:
This behind the line of scrimmage feed is the shit
Bud Elliott [6:05 PM]:
Favorite player for USCe is Skai Moore. Really got a steal there out of Florida.
Ryan Nanni [6:04 PM]:
Well hell these are passes Jacory Harris could comp(joke intercepted)
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [6:04 PM]:
WHERE CLOWNEY AT THEY ALREADY HAVE TO PULL HIM???
Luke Zimmermann [6:04 PM]:
HOW’S A&M GONNA MOVE THE BALL WITHOUT JFF, PAWWWWL
Spencer Hall [6:04 PM]:
Jesse Palmer just said “dialed up,” drink tube of hair gel
KD 13 [6:03 PM]:
Sandstorm has only been used at SC since like 09.
MSUSparty68 [6:03 PM]:
Williams-Brice the loudest stadium I’ve ever been to in person, but good luck beating this as a first-aired game SEC Network:
Jason Kirk [6:03 PM]:
Via GABA:
Passive Voice [6:02 PM]:
so like did South Carolina football exist before 2000? did games just start unannounced?
MSUSparty68 [6:02 PM]:
Stadium isn’t even full…
Kevin Trahan [6:02 PM]:
Free Sandstorm! Thanks wind
Ronnie D [6:02 PM]:
It is both, DuckSpurs
hamiltoncook [6:02 PM]:
SANDSTORM
DuckSpurs [6:01 PM]:
Wait South Carolina starts games with sandstorm?! I can’t decide if this is awesome or the dumbest thing ever
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [6:01 PM]:
they play techno and wave towels only in the sec folks
JHouse [6:01 PM]:
Gotta give SECN credit for letting the stadium atmosphere shine through the tube.
Bud Elliott [6:01 PM]:
SEC Conference. Sandstorm.
Peter Berkes [6:00 PM]:
Kevin Sumlin: still a cat
KD 13 [6:00 PM]:
Steve Spurrier is a national treasure
Jason Kirk [6:00 PM]:
“WE JUST GON RUN IT THROW IT SEE WHAT HAPPENS” three of us broke into applause at Steve Spurrier
Bud Elliott [6:00 PM]:
Not LSU/UF/Clemson/New Bama loud, but that next level, like the Old Orange Bowl.
Bud Elliott [5:59 PM]:
IMO most underrated venue is N.C. State. Place is one of the loudest I’ve ever heard.
Jack Peglow [5:59 PM]:
I’m feeling a type of way.
Ronnie D [5:59 PM]:
What do I do about having a job I can’t leave so that I have money to watch football, and watching football
Peter Berkes [5:59 PM]:
I want to feel this way forever.
Bud Elliott [5:58 PM]:
Sup
Rodger Sherman [5:58 PM]:
WE ARE LOOKING LIVE
jkrdevil [5:57 PM]:
Five minutes in and SEC Network is already insufferable
Ryan Nanni [5:57 PM]:
Florida’s just a quarterback-who-fails-in-the-pros-and-moves-to-TV factory. Wait til Rex Grossman shows up on Californication.
ZWal93 [5:57 PM]:
MY VOICE IS PERMANENTLY AT A YELLING LEVEL ALREADY IT’S GONNA BE A LONG 5 MONTHS
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [5:57 PM]:
Jesse forgot he was on TV today.
Luke Zimmermann [5:57 PM]:
Jesse Palmer grows facial hair as poorly as I do: 
hamiltoncook [5:57 PM]:
Are we looking live? Guys! We are looking live!!!!!!
KD 13 [5:57 PM]:
I can’t believe it’s finally back
Jason Kirk [5:56 PM]:
WE ARE OOKING LLLLLLLLLIVE
JHouse [5:56 PM]:
It’s back. It’s really really back.
hamiltoncook [5:54 PM]:
Been waiting 8 months for this, great to be with y’all again
Jason Kirk [5:54 PM]:
Best available photo of Boise State’s urnj helmets 
Jason Kirk [5:54 PM]:
Never thought I’d see a Mountain West logo at the Georgia Dome, tho 
Jason Kirk [5:53 PM]:
Here’s what it looks like if you’re a uh rock next to that sign in the end zone 
groggydog [5:53 PM]:
I missed y’all. Thanks for keeping the offseason frosty and CFB fun and informative.
Dan Rubenstein [5:52 PM]:
still
Dan Rubenstein [5:52 PM]:
SECN has actual commercials, P12 Net has 30 second features on the guy in the mascot costume
Luke Zimmermann [5:52 PM]:
Texas A&I!
Jason Kirk [5:52 PM]:
We’re here in the A, where EVERYBODY GOT A LEATHER HELMET AND A GUN 
Spencer Hall [5:50 PM]:
Oh, it feels so good
Spencer Hall [5:50 PM]:
CAN I TALK MY SHIT AGAIN
Dan Rubenstein [5:49 PM]:
yoooo
Rodger Sherman [5:48 PM]:
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BACK
Jason Kirk [5:40 PM]:
Hey y’all, we’re still getting set, but if you’re seeing this early, come on in!
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