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10 salad puns even worse than Florida’s #BeetBama tweet

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Hello, University of Florida. You have a very important college football game against Alabama this weekend. Do you have anything to say about that game against the Crimson Tide?

Well, well, well. “Beet Bama.” Because of the beets. I like it. Please, allow SB Nation dot com to help you satisfy all the customers. Here are 10 more salad things to say about this football game.

  • If you eat a beet that isn’t properly prepared, you could ... Tusca-lose-a tooth.
  • Florida is sure trying to keep Bama from running the ... vege-table.
  • This is a key battle in the ... S-E-Caesar.
  • This game could make a big difference in ... re-crouton.
  • Any good salad needs a dinner roll ... tide roll.
  • How many players is Florida ... dressing?
  • It’s a pretty bold move calling out CFB’s ... romaine empire.
  • I hope Florida doesn’t get a big lead and then ... arti-choke.
  • You need to tackle properly and not commit a horse ... collard.
  • HEY REF THAT WAS A BAD CALL ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... iflower.

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