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Week 2 Saturday college football chattin’ in SB Nation Live
The biggest game of September is the day’s headliner, and we’ll have a fun Saturday together before, during, and after it! Your full TV and streaming schedule for the day.
Steve Dykes
Jason Kirk [10:33 PM]:
Aight y’all, with the few big games winding down (and blowouty), gonna go ahead and shut Live down for the day. Thank you for joining us! Let’s do it again next week, with better or even better results for your team!
Oh No Romo [10:32 PM]:
Air Force makes field goal and takes lead.
Jason B. Hirschhorn [10:32 PM]:
Yep, Michigan’s not going to score tonight.
Navy_Rebel [10:32 PM]:
@Spencer Hall He’s still mad cause it was Bully who won last week and not him
Mark H Schipper [10:32 PM]:
Presbyterian won a historic night game at Bailey Memorial Stadium 69-14 over Bluefield College. All quiet on that front, thank god.
Oh No Romo [10:28 PM]:
Air Force is moving the ball quickly across the field on Wyoming to start this game.
Spencer Hall [10:28 PM]:
@Navy_Rebel that’s because he has not said something bad about Clemson today
Siems [10:28 PM]:
@Navy_Rebel Well yeah. His team almost lost to a directional Carolina that does not exist.
Navy_Rebel [10:27 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Spurrier is still not happy, tho
Mark H Schipper [10:27 PM]:
Idaho & Louisiana-Monroe straight deadlocked at 21 in the 2nd quarter
Spencer Hall [10:26 PM]:
The Piratical threat is over, South Carolina pulls away
Spencer Hall [10:20 PM]:
The Hokies have never committed a personal foul under Frank Beamer.
Mark H Schipper [10:18 PM]:
@nate.siems If you go to Toronto you can get those deux deux deuxs.
Oh No Romo [10:16 PM]:
@sportspickle Irish flag fail at Notre Dame halftime… pic.twitter.com/Nycr1cY57k
— Ben Calacci (@Calacci) September 7, 2014
Navy_Rebel [10:14 PM]:
Northwestern State demon flames in their logo represent the dumpster fire which is their game vs Baylor right now
Jason Kirk [10:14 PM]:
Virginia Tech-Ohio State back now on ESPN!
jacob.whittaker [10:13 PM]:
San Diego State beating North Carolina because North Carolina.
Siems [10:12 PM]:
@mark.schipper.18 If South Bend is America’s city, I think I’ll move to Toronto
Mark H Schipper [10:11 PM]:
Critical update: America’s team Notre Dame is beating America’s other team Michigan by a score of 28-0. That game is in America’s City, South Bend.
Oh No Romo [10:11 PM]:
Hey, a Texas touchdown.
jacob.whittaker [10:11 PM]:
Colorado State Boise State starts in five. Should be surprisingly good.
Jason Kirk [10:10 PM]:
BYU
Jason Kirk [10:10 PM]:
ON
Jason Kirk [10:10 PM]:
SCORED
Jason Kirk [10:10 PM]:
TEXAS
Navy_Rebel [10:10 PM]:
Patience. We’ve got allllllnight. But I’d start filling those sandbags now. :)
— Fake Dan Beebe (@DanBeebe) September 7, 2014
Navy_Rebel [10:10 PM]:
#TEXASTEARS
Jason Kirk [10:09 PM]:
basically: 
Jason B. Hirschhorn [10:09 PM]:
Oh no Michigan. You gave up the football again.
Oh No Romo [10:09 PM]:
B1G
Passive Voice [10:08 PM]:
I’m gonna go mow the lawn. But Texas Tech in El Paso at 9 local should be twilight zone football.
Navy_Rebel [10:08 PM]:
@Jason Kirk BYU threatening to run the score up?
ProbablyMonty [10:07 PM]:
It’s probably fine if I wear full Duck gear in to my college professorin’ on Monday, right? I’m thinking yeah.
Jason Kirk [10:07 PM]:
Watching BYU-Texas here!
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [10:07 PM]:
8within
Mark H Schipper [10:07 PM]:
North Carolina getting pummeled at home vs SDSU is starting to feel like a referendum on Thomas Wolfe & whatever else there is in the world besides Thomas Wolfe
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [10:06 PM]:
The only game I have withing 7 is Carolina down 7 to San Diego St
Navy_Rebel [10:06 PM]:
Just flipped over to EC – SC
Siems [10:06 PM]:
@Pete Volk Put in a Simpsons DVD
Pete Volk [10:05 PM]:
@Pete Volk what are we*, dolt
Pete Volk [10:05 PM]:
So what are watching, folks?
Navy_Rebel [10:04 PM]:
Wish Ole Miss had Texas on the schedule this year as a warmup game again
Mark H Schipper [10:04 PM]:
B1G-PAC truck in favor of the West Coast means the world has come back to stasis
Whohah [10:03 PM]:
Ow ow texas ow
Jason Kirk [10:03 PM]:
Michigan State-Oregon final score: 3 things we learned from the Ducks' big victory
The Spartans started strong, but could not hold off Oregon’s comeback.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [10:02 PM]:
SD St v North Carolina is probably closest
Mark H Schipper [10:02 PM]:
@Passive Voice Let me know what bait they hit on
ProbablyMonty [10:02 PM]:
Thanks for being here with me for this game. I love you all.
Jason Kirk [10:01 PM]:
Nebraska almost lost to an FCS team, and it had one of the Big Ten’s best days.
Whohah [10:01 PM]:
It would be a Sparty move to get a first teamer injured here
Passive Voice [10:01 PM]:
casting about for a competitive game
Siems [10:01 PM]:
@Jason Kirk You’re forgetting the other and hardest opponent!
Jason Kirk [10:00 PM]:
UCLA, Baylor, Oklahoma in Texas’ next four.
Jason B. Hirschhorn [9:59 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni Well done sir
Jason Kirk [9:58 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni Excellent work
Spencer Hall [9:58 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni retire
Jason B. Hirschhorn [9:58 PM]:
Michigan’s defense has just about given up.
ProbablyMonty [9:57 PM]:
The real hero tonight is Bud Elliott for picking Oregon to cover.
Navy_Rebel [9:57 PM]:
Fork, meet Stick
Ryan Nanni [9:57 PM]:
this is basically everything i’ve ever worked for:
Mark H Schipper [9:57 PM]:
Sure, Oregon, just beat the spread – WHAT DO I CARE!?>>!?? :( fuck
Jason Kirk [9:56 PM]:
Charlie Strong is trying desperately to get Bronco Mendenhall dismissed right now.
— WRNL (@WideRtNattyLt) September 7, 2014
Jason Kirk [9:55 PM]:
it’s as if manny diaz wasn’t texas’ biggest problem
Matthew Kenerly [9:55 PM]:
ECU not done yet in Columbia!
Oh No Romo [9:54 PM]:
Another Hill TD for BYU
Spencer Hall [9:53 PM]:
Ah, Big Ten fans, just a few minutes away from resorting to waving around their diplomas as a last line of defense
Jason Kirk [9:51 PM]:
We should probably go back to scheduling FCS teams, guys. #B1G
— Patrick Vint (@HS_BHGP) September 7, 2014
Ryan Nanni [9:50 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I’VE BEEN WAIITNG / FOR A DUCK LIKE YOU / TO GO AND BEAT THE TIDE
Clay Wendler [9:50 PM]:
Spencer Hall [9:49 PM]:
Why is Ohio State letting Virginia Tech do things it doesn’t like to do ( score TDs)
Jason Kirk [9:48 PM]:
I would really like for this to be the Oregon team we’ve all been waiting for all along.
Mark H Schipper [9:46 PM]:
Charles Davis is using confusing Henry James double negatives & I’m taking it personally
sandy.northrop.7 [9:46 PM]:
Touchdown Va Tech
Clay Wendler [9:45 PM]:
Jason Kirk [9:45 PM]:
Texas and Michigan trailing a combined 41-0
sandy.northrop.7 [9:45 PM]:
So if VT wins tonight, does the B1G get eliminated from playoff contention?
Clay Wendler [9:44 PM]:
Spencer Hall [9:43 PM]:
That tip was amazing. Lofted it like a beach ball.
Spencer Hall [9:43 PM]:
Tracked it at the very length of his reach
Jason Kirk [9:42 PM]:
Play of the season so far, y’all
Jack Peglow [9:42 PM]:
HOLY INTERCEPTION
Mark H Schipper [9:42 PM]:
ball don’t lie the redemption
ProbablyMonty [9:42 PM]:
(sings sportscenter noise)
Oh No Romo [9:42 PM]:
Oh my!
Charlie Gebow [9:42 PM]:
Holy crap
Pete Volk [9:42 PM]:
Holy cow what an interception
Mark H Schipper [9:41 PM]:
That was the most light weight kick catch interference call I’ve ever seen even if it was kick catch interference & maybe targeting.
Matthew Kenerly [9:41 PM]:
Just saw an article on Facebook that two guys in Maine caught a pair of albino lobster last week. Shouldn’t we demand that those lobster make college football picks next Saturday?
Jason Kirk [9:41 PM]:
@ProbablyMonty yeah
ProbablyMonty [9:40 PM]:
YELLS: THAT WASN’T INTERFERENCE -- whispers: but it was probably helmet to helmet
Passive Voice [9:39 PM]:
awful call
Spencer Hall [9:39 PM]:
That’s not legal. It was also cool. That’s a basic conflict in the human soul, really.
Mark H Schipper [9:38 PM]:
Even though my parlay be in peril, I prefer Michigan State as an after-thought, really am much more comfortable that way
Jason Kirk [9:38 PM]:
BYU's Taysom Hill is running all over Texas again, this time with a hurdle-for-TD
Remember last year when Taysom Hill had 259 yards and three touchdowns running against Texas? Well, he’s at it again. This time with a hurdle!
Jason Kirk [9:36 PM]:
@matthew_k Without question
Mark Sandritter [9:36 PM]:
If that was Fournette he would have done the Heisman pose mid hurdle.
Jason Kirk [9:36 PM]:
Michigan State OL signaling first down as ball appears to be a thousand miles short
Mark H Schipper [9:36 PM]:
MSU short six inches
Matthew Kenerly [9:36 PM]:
Honest question, if BYU wins this game, should I consider them for the #1 spot on this week’s Underdogs Poll? I had them at 2 behind Marshall last week.
Spencer Hall [9:35 PM]:
He’s short
Clay Wendler [9:35 PM]:
Passive Voice [9:34 PM]:
Ohio State just let VT convert on 3rd-and-17 from the Hokie like 3 yard line
Mark H Schipper [9:33 PM]:
@Clefo Was an unexplainable game wire to wire. Only TRUTH was UA trucked.
Spencer Hall [9:32 PM]:
@Jason Kirk sometimes I forget that the Walrus is the carpenter for their offense
Mark H Schipper [9:32 PM]:
Sean Kiko Alonso Walker
Charlie Gebow [9:32 PM]:
@mark.schipper.18 Such a strange game from the get-go before including the fact that we got suffocated by Wazzu of all teams at home the previous week
ProbablyMonty [9:32 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Why does he look like a sheepdog that just came out of a river?
Jason Kirk [9:32 PM]:
Jason Kirk [9:31 PM]:
Matthew Kenerly [9:31 PM]:
Bad pick by Shane Carden, and now South Carolina’s got a chance to really take command of this game
Matt Brown [9:30 PM]:
Taysom Hill’s hurdle for a TD there was dope as hell
Spencer Hall [9:30 PM]:
Security blanket stuff for Michigan State here: two tight ends, power running
Passive Voice [9:30 PM]:
Sparty 79 getting 30 yards downfield in a hurry
Mark H Schipper [9:29 PM]:
@Clefo SALUTE
Charlie Gebow [9:28 PM]:
@mark.schipper.18 Wasn’t in that other one HashtagBearDown
Spencer Hall [9:28 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni getting out of Tampa is a victory in itself, congratulations new Maryland head coach Gary Spivey
Mark H Schipper [9:27 PM]:
Shoulda bben UO in the Rose last year anyway. Marriota was badly gimped in the Furd game.
Ryan Nanni [9:27 PM]:
@Spencer Hall how dare you ignore Maryland’s brave win in Tampa
sandy.northrop.7 [9:27 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Outkast for Heisman
Passive Voice [9:26 PM]:
AHHH option blowd up in Columbus
Spencer Hall [9:25 PM]:
It might be up to Ohio State to restore some B1Gnity to the conference
Jason Kirk [9:24 PM]:
Cheer up, Big Ten fans! Ohio State’s within a score of Virginia Tech in Columbus!
ProbablyMonty [9:23 PM]:
It’s awkward having dual Ducks and Browns fandom. I find myself oddly completely convinced that Oregon will lose this game.
Spencer Hall [9:23 PM]:
@sandy.northrop.7 yessir
sandy.northrop.7 [9:22 PM]:
Outkast 21-MSU 3
Teckiemom [9:22 PM]:
WTD!!!! Oh Yea!!
Jason Kirk [9:22 PM]:
Big Ten to the MAC
Kim McCauley [9:21 PM]:
and Sparty’s dead
Rodger Sherman [9:21 PM]:
buh-bye, MSU
Charlie Gebow [9:21 PM]:
Sparty nope
Pete Volk [9:21 PM]:
Quack
Spencer Hall [9:21 PM]:
A rushing TD!
Matt Brown [9:20 PM]:
Buckeyes miss their second FG of the game. Jim Tressel is rolling in his grade
Pete Volk [9:20 PM]:
(not including punts)
Pete Volk [9:19 PM]:
Michigan State has -2 yards of offense on their last nine plays.
Matthew Kenerly [9:19 PM]:
Also, I think we can call off the Chuckie Keeton Heisman campaign. 4-for-16 (!) with an INT against Idaho State so far.
Jason Kirk [9:18 PM]:
UF's offensive output (655 yards) was the 9th most in school history. Defensive performance (80 yards) was the 7th best in school history.
— Richard Johnson (@RagjUF) September 7, 2014
ProbablyMonty [9:17 PM]:
@Spencer Hall I want you to know that since I can’t be in Autzen anymore, your comments about Autzen give me all the happies.
Jason Kirk [9:16 PM]:
Arik Armstead KAIJU
Matthew Kenerly [9:16 PM]:
Upset alert in Lafayette: Louisiana Tech up on the Ragin’ Cajuns, 24-7, late third quarter
Spencer Hall [9:16 PM]:
More like Connor Shook
Matt Brown [9:15 PM]:
Ohio State finds Devin Smith on a bomb. Chicks dig the long ball, I’m told.
Jason B. Hirschhorn [9:14 PM]:
Halftime for Mich-ND. Irish lead 21-0.
Clay Wendler [9:14 PM]:
Teckiemom [9:14 PM]:
Yes!!! MUCH better! Way to get the train back on the track Oregon!!
Spencer Hall [9:14 PM]:
Since Oregon played Outkast, the Ducks have outscored Michigan State 14-3
Jason Kirk [9:14 PM]:
@Kevin McCauley not even close to it
sandy.northrop.7 [9:13 PM]:
@Spencer Hall We shouldn’t…Oregon played Outkast, Oregon is now winning
Kim McCauley [9:13 PM]:
@Jason Kirk none of them are in the B1G
Mark H Schipper [9:13 PM]:
@matthew_k Probably closer than the score tho
Jason Kirk [9:12 PM]:
Michigan State’s defense dares you to try for big plays. That’s a problem against a very small number of teams
Matthew Kenerly [9:12 PM]:
Meanwhile, Georgia Southern just opened a case of whoopass on poor Savannah State today. 83-9!
Kim McCauley [9:12 PM]:
Sparty >:(
Mark H Schipper [9:12 PM]:
Ducks on pace for 39.5
Spencer Hall [9:11 PM]:
Forget everything I said
Mark H Schipper [9:11 PM]:
You know humans are no better than sharks when sporting blood is in the water & injured teenagers are boo’d by 50K or so
Jason Kirk [9:11 PM]:
HORRIFIC day for the Big Ten.
Text from a friend at Ohio St-Virginia Tech game: "We were scolded and told to remain seated because the spectators behind us cannot see."
— Andrew Holleran (@andrewjholleran) September 7, 2014
ProbablyMonty [9:10 PM]:
Booing defensive players is the absolute ugliest thing my fellow Duck fans do. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.
Jason Kirk [9:10 PM]:
It’s like we’re getting a free Rose Bowl right now, even though the real Rose Bowl is free too. You know what I mean.
Spencer Hall [9:09 PM]:
Stop drawing up plays, Oregon
Jason B. Hirschhorn [9:09 PM]:
Everett Golson is the best player in MICH-ND and it’s not all that close
Matt Brown [9:08 PM]:
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER for Ohio State
Mark H Schipper [9:08 PM]:
MSU had that screen too if Cook hadn’t made the worst throw possible in that scenario – or – alternatively – UO hadn’t made the best defensive play available
Spencer Hall [9:08 PM]:
Oregon’s defense harassing Connor Cook and shutting down the run has them back in this game. There are also out of O-shaped cookies.
Pete Volk [9:07 PM]:
Michigan State just achieved a 3x combo on that punt return coverage
ivan24 [9:06 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Oh, you mean on the field.
sandy.northrop.7 [9:04 PM]:
Va Tech is beating Ohio St 14-7 #goacc..wait thats not correct
Mark H Schipper [9:04 PM]:
@Jason Kirk It’s so sweet.
Clay Wendler [9:04 PM]:
Mark H Schipper [9:03 PM]:
Texas A&M, broadly, is an exacting hybrid of the cheerleading squads on ESPN2 & a paramilitary dojo w/strict uniform regulations.
Jason Kirk [9:03 PM]:
Damn, Vandy
#OleMiss coach Hugh Freeze was pleased to empty his bench. “I'm really thrilled that everybody that made the trip got in the game.”
— Parrish Alford (@parrishalford) September 7, 2014
Jason Kirk [9:02 PM]:
27-25 Spartans in the third after Mariota spotted a crater and threw a football into it
Charlie Gebow [9:02 PM]:
Jason Kirk [9:02 PM]:
MSU-Oregon is the game we all wanted it to be, huh?
ProbablyMonty [9:02 PM]:
Don’t make me believe again, Oregon. My heart can’t take it.
Rodger Sherman [9:01 PM]:
quack quack y’all
Jason Kirk [9:00 PM]:
Good point by Charles Davis. Marcus Mariota looking a little bit like second-year Johnny Manziel. Hesitant to be himself
Spencer Hall [8:59 PM]:
Making shit up, 17 yards gain
Pete Volk [8:59 PM]:
@Spencer Hall The man wearing the shirt did not find the choice of the word “option” quite as funny as I did
Mark H Schipper [8:59 PM]:
Marriota for Heisman
Spencer Hall [8:59 PM]:
Mariota just made some shit up. That’s what they should write in the box score
Spencer Hall [8:59 PM]:
@Pete Volk contrary to prior evidence
Jason Kirk [8:58 PM]:
Quite College Station
Lamar male cheerleader was trying to start the wave again. Our Yell Leaders ran out from the tunnel to start yells and put an end to it
— Derek (@DerekAggie06) September 7, 2014
Jason B. Hirschhorn [8:58 PM]:
Tuck rule debate breaking out for Michigan.
Pete Volk [8:58 PM]:
In other news, saw a Florida fan on the way home with a “Losing is not an option” shirt
Spencer Hall [8:58 PM]:
Georgia Southern is a very good football team
Pete Volk [8:58 PM]:
10, count ’em TEN rushing touchdowns for Georgia Southern today
Mark H Schipper [8:58 PM]:
Unpopular & irrational prediction of the night: Oregon beats Michigan State 39.5 to 37.
Ryan Nanni [8:57 PM]:
(lights candle for St. DAT, patron of special teams touchdowns)
Passive Voice [8:57 PM]:
BYU just cobbled together their first decent drive in an hour. Capped it off with an end zone INT.
Charlie Gebow [8:56 PM]:
Third and Long again, so MSU’s in good shape
Spencer Hall [8:55 PM]:
Autzen is still loud as hell despite obvious creeping doom
Jason Kirk [8:54 PM]:
stadium yellin
HoldenLink [8:53 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni the good ol “up up down down left right left right b a let-the-other-team-go-up-by-76 start” code
Mark H Schipper [8:53 PM]:
In what world is Michigan State the good football team in that fine fishy watery state . . . . never mind
Clay Wendler [8:53 PM]:
Pete Volk [8:53 PM]:
that ain’t sportsmanlike, FSU
Pete Volk [8:53 PM]:
Mario Edwards Jr. In as fullback!
— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) September 7, 2014
Ryan Nanni [8:51 PM]:
@Jason Kirk That should reset the score to zero. Like it’s a secret video game code.
Spencer Hall [8:51 PM]:
In football news, Oregon’s defense has stumbled in late from the bar with purpose
Mark H Schipper [8:51 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Was it at least dignified? If it was dignified and well done I could understand it.
Jason B. Hirschhorn [8:50 PM]:
Notre Dame has a very special way of signalling false starts: http://twitpic.com/ebdagg
Spencer Hall [8:49 PM]:
@Jason Kirk THE SADDEST SAD FG
Spencer Hall [8:49 PM]:
Autzen has a salmon sandwich, btw. It’s really good. This is an important sandwich note from the Pac-12.
Jason Kirk [8:49 PM]:
cc Ryan Nanni
Jason Kirk [8:49 PM]:
Agree
Wow Jameis has a good arm.
— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) September 7, 2014
Jason Kirk [8:47 PM]:
27-18 is still pretty weirdscorin’, btw.
Jason B. Hirschhorn [8:46 PM]:
Michigan and Notre Dame are really good at forcing third downs, but not holding on them.
Jason Kirk [8:45 PM]:
BIG TEN + BIG TYMERS y’all
Spencer Hall [8:45 PM]:
Oregon ran for a first down oregon ran for a first down call the cops
Clay Wendler [8:45 PM]:
Passive Voice [8:42 PM]:
@Clay Wendler thank u
Spencer Hall [8:42 PM]:
@Jason Kirk not even the littlest of giants can slay Dantonio
Jason Kirk [8:41 PM]:
@Spencer Hall are you trying to kill him
Pete Volk [8:41 PM]:
Offensive juggernaut Michigan State overcoming the mighty Oregon defense
Spencer Hall [8:41 PM]:
Or make it legal and clear, and watch Michigan State take a 27-18 lead
Passive Voice [8:41 PM]:
Texas’s defence is nasty. Offence also, but uh differently.
Spencer Hall [8:40 PM]:
FAKE IT MARK
Clay Wendler [8:40 PM]:
Jason B. Hirschhorn [8:40 PM]:
Notre Dame almost muffed a punt inside their own 20. There will be “Peter” drills this week.
Jason Kirk [8:39 PM]:
Michigan State converts a third-and-17, and one year ago that would sound impossible against Purdue.
Spencer Hall [8:39 PM]:
@Milk Steak I bet he was
Spencer Hall [8:38 PM]:
OREGON JUST GAVE UP 3RD AND 17
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:38 PM]:
@Spencer Hall I misread that as Limpet and now I’m picturing Don Knotts as a crafty wide receiver.
Matt Brown [8:37 PM]:
Tech needs to stop cheatin
Spencer Hall [8:37 PM]:
Lippett is really good at pushing off without pushing off. I suspect he is already a master in shoving the DB off with his ass, aka THE ART OF BOOTYFIGHTING
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:37 PM]:
And by that mean punting
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:36 PM]:
@Jason Kirk They’re not use to playing the B1G way
Passive Voice [8:36 PM]:
oh please gif the sparty player doing the false start dance
Jason Kirk [8:36 PM]:
#FREISMAN's good again. 20-13 Gamecocks with one minute left in the half.
— G&B Attack (@GABAttack) September 7, 2014
Jason Kirk [8:36 PM]:
Ducks collapsin’ a little bit. Two straight false starts while trying to punt.
Spencer Hall [8:36 PM]:
Oregon just lost their other tackle, and false-started twice in a row.
Jason B. Hirschhorn [8:35 PM]:
The Notre Dame announcers have entered the RIVALS portion of the program. Devin Gardner was highly recruited. Who knew?
Jason Kirk [8:34 PM]:
Spartans still getting to Mariota.
Matthew Kenerly [8:34 PM]:
Florida State up just 21-0 on Citadel. Overrated!
Wescott Eberts [8:33 PM]:
Hey, Texas has some discipline and physicality on defense this year.
Jason Kirk [8:33 PM]:
BOBBY PETRINO BACK.
Up 42-7 in the second, Louisville goes for it on 4th and 3. And gets it.
— Mark Ennis (@MarkEnnis) September 7, 2014
Passive Voice [8:32 PM]:
yelling at clouds department: still think 10 yards for offensive holding is draconian
Pete Volk [8:32 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni swooon
Spencer Hall [8:31 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni thank you, Cyrus
Ryan Nanni [8:30 PM]:
Jason Kirk [8:29 PM]:
Michigan State-Oregon back underway on Fox.
Matthew Kenerly [8:29 PM]:
#collegekickers strikes again, and ECU is the victim. Blocked kick is a huge break for South Carolina
Jason Kirk [8:27 PM]:
Rap song bumper music for MSU-Oregon includes lyric “NEVER HAD NO SCHOLARSHIP” #studentathletes
Clay Wendler [8:27 PM]:
Jason Kirk [8:24 PM]:
@Spencer Hall it wasn’t in “rock band” so i can’t confirm but it’s definitely that kind of music
Jason Kirk [8:23 PM]:
So far in his first start, Baylor QB Seth Russell is 5-of-6 for 199 yards and 2 TDs. His passer rating: 471.9. Baylor up 21-0.
— Chuck Carlton (@ChuckCarltonDMN) September 7, 2014
Wescott Eberts [8:23 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Indomitable spirit on that one
Spencer Hall [8:23 PM]:
@Jason Kirk please say it was rush
Oh No Romo [8:22 PM]:
Wait, NBC is showing Notre Dame and Purdue in primetime!?
Jason Kirk [8:22 PM]:
NBC playing prog rock as Michigan-Notre Dame bumper music, and nothing has ever made more sense.
Jason B. Hirschhorn [8:20 PM]:
I’ll never not see David Terrell when a Michigan WR #1 makes a big play.
Clay Wendler [8:20 PM]:
Jason Kirk [8:20 PM]:
That’s Leonard Fournette hitting the Heisman pose after scoring on an FCS opponent in Week 2.
Clay Wendler [8:20 PM]:
Jason Kirk [8:19 PM]:
Oregon powering up via song, per press box report.
Spencer Hall [8:18 PM]:
OREGON BACK
Spencer Hall [8:18 PM]:
They’re playing “I like the way you move” now
Ryan Nanni [8:18 PM]:
Hey, a timeline of great ND-Michigan games! Boy, those are a lot of white people over the years!
Spencer Hall [8:18 PM]:
WAIT
Jason Kirk [8:16 PM]:
@Spencer Hall You did all you could.
Spencer Hall [8:15 PM]:
He has not delivered, and Oregon is losing. I rest my case.
Spencer Hall [8:15 PM]:
Autzen has a DJ and I requested some Outkast
Jason Kirk [8:14 PM]:
Your frightening fans of the day, from Alabama and Oregon
These are two ways to alter your body to support your team of choice.
Spencer Hall [8:13 PM]:
It’s a love story, mostly about Lee Corso and a Duck
Jason B. Hirschhorn [8:13 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I wonder if Helrich will try to refocus the ground game. Oregon can’t do worse than the first half.
Jason Kirk [8:12 PM]:
icymi
Jason Kirk [8:12 PM]:
Lee Corso kisses Oregon Duck, turns into a duck
The Duck refused to pick Stanford-USC, and Corso loved him for it.
Matt Brown [8:12 PM]:
Well hey, looks like that Ohio State secondary is a teensy bit better.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:11 PM]:
Is it weird that I’m kinda rooting for Texas and their Homer Simpson little league coach roster management?
Mark H Schipper [8:11 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Well, the Brittany Murphy Lifetime movie is on . . . PSYCHE! Michigan-Notre Dame (psych about watching it, it is on)
Matthew Kenerly [8:11 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I nominate SDSU/UNC
Jason Kirk [8:10 PM]:
What are we watching during MSU-Oregon half?
Matt Brown [8:06 PM]:
BREAKING: Ohio Stadium looks loud.
Spencer Hall [8:06 PM]:
If Oregon doesn’t have the middle of the field passing I don’t know what else they have.
Clay Wendler [8:06 PM]:
Jason Kirk [8:05 PM]:
24-18 is still a pretty weird score. Especially because it involves 24 first-half Michigan State points.
Rodger Sherman [8:05 PM]:
sparty yo
Ryan Nanni [8:05 PM]:
The Pac-12 is in Sark’s hands. Oh god.
Mark H Schipper [8:04 PM]:
@Clay Wendler That was the Trombetti pelvis separator I mentioned earlier – it was like in Goldeneye when the train hit the tank
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [8:04 PM]:
Sparty ho
Wescott Eberts [8:04 PM]:
@Clay Wendler damn son
Clay Wendler [8:03 PM]:
The Big Cup [8:03 PM]:
Can I use the Oregon -Michigan State game to determine which bandwagon I join?
Wescott Eberts [8:03 PM]:
Would have to spend some time thinking where Taysom Hill sits on my all-time list of running QBs who scare the hell out of me, but Hill is near the top
Jason Kirk [8:02 PM]:
@matthew_k Appreciate attention to detail
Matt Brown [8:02 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Yup, followed by the occasional, “FETCH!”
Spencer Hall [8:01 PM]:
Michigan State hurrying is like your watching your grandfather run. It can happen, but you’re terrified of watching it happen for too long
Matthew Kenerly [8:01 PM]:
San José State is really battling Auburn in this first half. And yes, use of the accent mark is required.
Oh No Romo [8:01 PM]:
BYU has to settle for the field goal. They’re up 3-0.
Jason Kirk [8:00 PM]:
Fear the Michigan State two-minute drive. Everyone on each side does.
Spencer Hall [7:59 PM]:
@Matt Brown I hear the same thing I always hear when watching BYU run the ball hard. “Sorry.” [boom] “Sorry about that.”
Matt Brown [7:58 PM]:
BYU is running the ball down Texas’ throat right now, should score on this drive
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:58 PM]:
I think watching that tackle grew more hair on my chest
Mark H Schipper [7:58 PM]:
Ummm, Khalid Hill just destroyed a Notre Dame freshman called Trombetti – it was tank on tank
Spencer Hall [7:58 PM]:
@Peter Berkes I think it’s that they’re only beating Citadel by 7 in them
wahoocrew [7:58 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I think it’s the crossed spears
Passive Voice [7:57 PM]:
bah. billion-yard Hill td run called back on a hold.
Oh No Romo [7:57 PM]:
@Passive Voice Big break for Texas with that holding call.
Peter Berkes [7:57 PM]:
@Jason Kirk They look entirely normal to me
Passive Voice [7:56 PM]:
Taysom HIll runnin by Texas already
Jason Kirk [7:56 PM]:
FSU fans currently angry about these helmets. I do not know why. 
SarcasticJack [7:56 PM]:
Not sure how, but Michigan’s O-line appears to have learned how to play football
Rodger Sherman [7:56 PM]:
THE CITADEL HANGIN IN THERE WITH FLORIDA STATE
Mark H Schipper [7:55 PM]:
This may be a touch off the main thread, but, Michigan Man or not, the sweet corn up there this time of year is a real treat.
Spencer Hall [7:55 PM]:
I don’t know if Dantonio can go for two. Like, goes to hold up two with his hands and his fingers just cramp and refuse to do it
Teckiemom [7:55 PM]:
This is a very good test for our new Ducks defensive coordinator. Come on Guys! Get it together!!
Jason Kirk [7:54 PM]:
NOOOOO GIVE US A DOUBLE 18ER
Peter Berkes [7:54 PM]:
I want to get an apartment with this game.
Spencer Hall [7:53 PM]:
A gorgeous route on that TD
Peter Berkes [7:53 PM]:
That was among the least believable options plays I”ve ever seen
Jason Kirk [7:53 PM]:
I’m not even sure I follow each step of the analogy, but I laughed.
Jason Kirk [7:53 PM]:
The South Carolina of the Big East is beating the Hargrave Military Academy of the SEC. RT @TheBenSwain: And ECU is beating South Carolina
— Owen Good (@owengood) September 6, 2014
Oh No Romo [7:52 PM]:
Texas drive ends with a missed field goal.
Ryan Nanni [7:52 PM]:
@Spencer Hall no falling in the press box
Spencer Hall [7:52 PM]:
Michigan State using the hurry up and I am about to fall off my chair laughing
Clay Wendler [7:52 PM]:
jacob.whittaker [7:52 PM]:
LSU politely waited two minutes to score its first touchdown on Sam Houston State.
Jason Kirk [7:52 PM]:
Michigan State remains the country’s best rollouts team, FWIW.
Jason Kirk [7:49 PM]:
By both I mean its first two. Lot of bad typing by me.
Spencer Hall [7:49 PM]:
Sparty getting frantic pressure with three and four linemen.
Rodger Sherman [7:49 PM]:
its almost like michigan state is good at defense
Jason Kirk [7:49 PM]:
Reports of Notre Dame using both time outs during its opening drive.
Spencer Hall [7:48 PM]:
THAT ONE TOO
Spencer Hall [7:48 PM]:
THIS ROAD IS CLOSED MARCUS
Siems [7:48 PM]:
Good thing that KU is playing SeMO. Gives me way too much false hope for the season
Oh No Romo [7:48 PM]:
Notre Dame has burned two timeouts to avoid delay of game penalties already.
Matthew Kenerly [7:47 PM]:
Also, to no one’s surprise, New Mexico is doing New Mexico things and are already down 22-0 at home to Arizona State. There’s four minutes left in the first quarter.
Jason Kirk [7:46 PM]:
@matthew_k We’ll have to ask NASA to be sure
Spencer Hall [7:46 PM]:
@matthew_k we’ll have to verify that with their one beat reporter
Matthew Kenerly [7:45 PM]:
FIU up 27-3 on Wagner at halftime… or are they?
Andrew Huster [7:44 PM]:
Bring on VT @ OSU.
Andrew Huster [7:44 PM]:
Ole Miss @ Vandy finally over.
Spencer Hall [7:44 PM]:
Could be that it’s early in the season and everyone’s still relatively fresh.
Spencer Hall [7:43 PM]:
Maybe I just missed football, but open field tackling feels like it’s been really good so far
Matt Brown [7:43 PM]:
BYU is going to need to learn how to snap the ball if they want to win this game
Jason Kirk [7:42 PM]:
This year, swing passes seem likelier than ever before to get the receiver digested.
ProbablyMonty [7:42 PM]:
It’s pretty clear from his repeated use of “bodyshots” that Gus’s mind is still on his trip to Tampa over the summer
Rodger Sherman [7:42 PM]:
bodyshots?
Jason Kirk [7:42 PM]:
Has any announcer dropped a “#fleshbomb” today?
Jason Kirk [7:41 PM]:
#bodyshots
Peter Berkes [7:41 PM]:
Bodyshots!
jacob.whittaker [7:39 PM]:
One shining moment is over for San Jose State. :(
schwizzy [7:38 PM]:
Chris Brown is doing that thing he did last football season again isn’t he?
Jason Kirk [7:38 PM]:
An 18er is still pretty weird!
Mark H Schipper [7:37 PM]:
Should Dantonio fake this kickoff return just to turn momentum
Clay Wendler [7:37 PM]:
Mark H Schipper [7:36 PM]:
Oregon seam route = Michigan State pain
Jason Kirk [7:35 PM]:
(Bud picked Oregon to cover.)
Luke Zimmermann [7:35 PM]:
NBD, just the best free safety in the country giving up a 70 yard TD.
Teckiemom [7:35 PM]:
Way to take it to the house!!! GO DUCKS!!!
Spencer Hall [7:35 PM]:
Oregon’s picking on the same thing every time.
Peter Berkes [7:35 PM]:
TRIANGLE!
Charlie Gebow [7:34 PM]:
Sparty no!
Siems [7:34 PM]:
@taffyowner917 That’s okay. That team in Fargo makes up for the ineptitude in Grand Forks
Spencer Hall [7:34 PM]:
NUKE
taffyowner917 [7:33 PM]:
in your FCS news, North Dakota is losing to Robert Morris 6-0… we’re really bad at football
Matt Brown [7:33 PM]:
LETS GO MORMONS
Jason Kirk [7:32 PM]:
Some stats: The MAC goes 2-2 vs B1G, 0-3 vs. SEC, 0-1 vs. PAC-12, 0-1 against Independents, 1-1 against FCS today.
— Hustle Belt (@HustleBelt) September 6, 2014
Mark H Schipper [7:32 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Did Kant say that?
Jack Peglow [7:32 PM]:
Jason Kirk [7:31 PM]:
It’s a day for celebrating things. What things? Things that can be celebrated.
The streak is over y'all. 357 days.
— The Arkansas Logo (@Arkansas_Logo) September 6, 2014
ProbablyMonty [7:31 PM]:
@nate.siems I think you mean bacon of health.
Passive Voice [7:31 PM]:
@nate.siems He’s at Iowa State now eh? Just chewin his way up to Winnipeg?
Peter Berkes [7:31 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Midwestern values makes one forget such frivolities
Jason Kirk [7:30 PM]:
Dammit, 11-7. How could I forget the elevener in progress
Siems [7:30 PM]:
@wahoocrew Good to see Mark is still a beacon of health
Spencer Hall [7:30 PM]:
Touchdown Sparty. They got out the tractor on that drive.
wahoocrew [7:30 PM]:
This had to have been on purpose 
Jason Kirk [7:30 PM]:
8-6. Michigan State should go for two in the most manball way possible, for narrative purposes.
Mark H Schipper [7:30 PM]:
DANTONIO MACHIAVELLIAN SPEED COUNTER STRIKE
Spencer Hall [7:29 PM]:
And that’s appalling run defense
Rodger Sherman [7:28 PM]:
IT ISN’T VERY NICE
Mark H Schipper [7:27 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Great formations.
Rodger Sherman [7:27 PM]:
WILL YOU GUYS STOP DROPPING IN THINGS ABOUT NIU-NORTHWESTERN
Andrew Huster [7:27 PM]:
@Spencer Hall I mean, not game clock-wise. Points-wise, it’s been over for some time.
Jason Kirk [7:27 PM]:
Game…blouses!!! Huskies win, Chicago's team!!! pic.twitter.com/WV74RQ6vUn
— Garrett Wolfe (@GWolfe25) September 6, 2014
Spencer Hall [7:27 PM]:
Oh god Ole Miss/Vandy isn’t over.
Andrew Huster [7:26 PM]:
9 minutes of Ole Miss-Vandy torment left
Charlie Gebow [7:26 PM]:
@Matt Brown When you think about it isn’t everyone a Heisman candidate?
Matt Brown [7:26 PM]:
Dunno about Shilique Calhoun being a Heisman candidate there, Fox.
Rodger Sherman [7:26 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann gotta save em for when it counts
Spencer Hall [7:26 PM]:
@Luke Zimmermann Todd Graham is a diiiiiiiiiick
Luke Zimmermann [7:25 PM]:
Arizona State just did an end around wide receiver pass for two against New Mexico
Rodger Sherman [7:25 PM]:
elevener
Luke Zimmermann [7:24 PM]:
must be
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [7:24 PM]:
Hey guys, did you know six turnovers is bad. WELL IT IS.
Luke Zimmermann [7:24 PM]:
Apparently, @SWPatterson spoke to some media in press box tonight. Good to hear. He hasn't called/emailed me back once in 10 mos. #MustBeMe
— Chip Brown (@ChipBrownHD) September 6, 2014
Charlie Gebow [7:24 PM]:
Vandy sad field goal!
Jason Kirk [7:23 PM]:
Florida averaging 65-0 margin through two weeks.
Ian Boyd [7:22 PM]:
@Clay Wendler What?
Peter Berkes [7:21 PM]:
Please Gods, bring us an Oregon safety so we can get to 11-2
Andrew Huster [7:21 PM]:
Vandy got some points!
Jason Kirk [7:21 PM]:
ELEVENER
Spencer Hall [7:21 PM]:
WE GOT AN ELEVENER
Clay Wendler [7:21 PM]:
Spencer Hall [7:19 PM]:
Let me show you the middle of Michigan State’s secondary: 
ProbablyMonty [7:19 PM]:
That passing play made me feel feelings
Jason Kirk [7:19 PM]:
Florida and Arkansas have combined for 138 points against [mumbles].
wahoocrew [7:19 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Wolpfack
Peter Berkes [7:17 PM]:
what in the blue hell
NC State, meanwhile, is wearing their Pack in Black uniforms: pic.twitter.com/FlDiL3JY0a
— Uniform Nation (@sbnuniforms) September 6, 2014
Jason Kirk [7:17 PM]:
BIG DUDE WITH SWORD 
(Getty)
Mark H Schipper [7:16 PM]:
Vandy down 41-0 late, so probably not coming back, and I consider it to be a Stanford sympathy rollover from tip to tail.
Ian Boyd [7:15 PM]:
@Peter Berkes That was my internal process just now
Passive Voice [7:15 PM]:
Man B1G has dropped two games to the MAC already today but it could be (or still get) a lot worse.
Ian Boyd [7:15 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Oh that’s the punter! Haha, I get it!
Jason Kirk [7:14 PM]:
Rough start continues for Carolina!
ECU takes a 3-0 lead
— G&B Attack (@GABAttack) September 6, 2014
Peter Berkes [7:14 PM]:
Sadler is a Heisman candidate, so good on MSU for getting the ball in his hands.
ProbablyMonty [7:14 PM]:
@Peter Berkes You’re gonna get letters from garbage workers about defamation
Ian Boyd [7:13 PM]:
Bad throw by Cook there, more accurate and that’s at least a first
Spencer Hall [7:13 PM]:
P U N T I N G I S W I N N I N G
Peter Berkes [7:13 PM]:
off-topic: Vanderbilt is absolute garbage
Spencer Hall [7:12 PM]:
Oregon fans looking at the huddle and openly guffawing
Ian Boyd [7:12 PM]:
Seems like much of Oregon’s recruiting success comes from convincing bball players that their best bet is football
Clay Wendler [7:11 PM]:
Peter Berkes [7:10 PM]:
Dantonio’s contempt for that two-point conversion: pic.twitter.com/5xaVfjSJpB
— Luke Zimmermann (@lukezim) September 6, 2014
Charlie Gebow [7:09 PM]:
I’m glad Oregon’s patented bastard two-point conversions didn’t leave with Kelly
Teckiemom [7:09 PM]:
And 2 more points makes it 8!
Jason Kirk [7:09 PM]:
C H I P B A C K
Oh No Romo [7:09 PM]:
With Northern Illinois beating Northwestern, the Wildcats are now 1-9 since GameDay came to campus last October.
— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) September 6, 2014
Ian Boyd [7:09 PM]:
I’d venture to guess that Sparty wasn’t ready for that 2 pt conversion attempt
Peter Berkes [7:09 PM]:
Thought Tyner got stood up at first, but really good extra effort to get in the end zone pretty easily.
Teckiemom [7:08 PM]:
TOUCHDOWN Ducks!!
Ian Boyd [7:08 PM]:
Gotta love that shot of a Spartan helmet resting just short of the goal line
Spencer Hall [7:07 PM]:
YOU’RE WELCOME, SPARTY
Matthew Kenerly [7:07 PM]:
Should we be surprised that Old Dominion is up 21-10 on NC State?
ProbablyMonty [7:06 PM]:
I think the logic had to have been, “The fade route would be incredibly stupid here, so they won’t be expecting it”
Ian Boyd [7:06 PM]:
@Clay Wendler My ability to do internet-based research tells me that’s Jack Conklin, Sparty’s left tackle
Spencer Hall [7:06 PM]:
I’m going to just guess that they do NOT get this
Ryan Nanni [7:06 PM]:
Dan Rubenstein is “I’m sorry, we’re out of tacos” level mad right now.
Clay Wendler [7:05 PM]:
Peter Berkes [7:05 PM]:
Oregon deserves nothing here for going fade route on 3rd and goal.
Jason Kirk [7:04 PM]:
DO IT HELF.
Ian Boyd [7:04 PM]:
Oregon should invest in just 1 fullback for the purpose of short yardage situations. Seems like short-yardage is an issue for them, am I wrong?
Spencer Hall [7:04 PM]:
Shoulda kicked on third down, Ducks.
Mark H Schipper [7:04 PM]:
I have a three game parlay starting with MSU beating that spread but not the Ducks & I’ve never felt so alive
Spencer Hall [7:02 PM]:
Even Michigan State’s mistakes are admirably violent
Ian Boyd [7:02 PM]:
@Clay Wendler wow, lol
Spencer Hall [7:02 PM]:
This game was in a bit of a lull, and well that’s over now
Teckiemom [7:02 PM]:
INTERCEPTED!!!! Go Ducks!!!
ProbablyMonty [7:02 PM]:
Interesting choice by Connor Cook to replace the football with a dead duck stuffed with a bowling ball
Clay Wendler [7:01 PM]:
Jason Kirk [7:01 PM]:
INT followed by deep shot. CHIP IS BACK
Peter Berkes [7:01 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Flying uncontrollably to freedom!
Spencer Hall [7:01 PM]:
Ball did really fly out of Connor Cook’s hand there
Rodger Sherman [7:01 PM]:
Oregon’s defenders-turned-blockers misseda guy.
Ryan Nanni [7:00 PM]:
Put that man at free safety. It won’t work out, except when it does.
Peter Berkes [7:00 PM]:
hahahahaholy smokes that tackle
Ian Boyd [7:00 PM]:
OL number 74 was shot out of a cannon to make that tackle
Jason Kirk [7:00 PM]:
Let’s Cook
Ian Boyd [7:00 PM]:
@Passive Voice Traverse city is a beautiful place. They must run it like kings
Spencer Hall [7:00 PM]:
HOLY CRAP WHAT A HIT
Matt Brown [7:00 PM]:
This Maryland/USF game has become such a depressing pillowfight
FloridaMan352 [6:59 PM]:
Treon Harris statline: 2/2 148 yds. 2 TDs. Floridas Offense might be effective this year.
Peter Berkes [6:59 PM]:
@Ian Boyd I knew he played well last year, but I just never noticed the ball fly out of his hand like this
Passive Voice [6:58 PM]:
@Ian Boyd good lord look at the bio http://www.msuspartans.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/byron_bullough_913234.html
Ian Boyd [6:58 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Yes, he was brilliant down the stretch last year.
Jason Kirk [6:58 PM]:
Peter Berkes [6:57 PM]:
Has Connor Cook always had an arm like this? How am I just noticing this now?
Ian Boyd [6:57 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Heard it here first (maybe), Connor Cook’s heisman campaign starts tonight
Spencer Hall [6:57 PM]:
Just eyeballing this after like seven minutes? I think Oregon’s gonna get its ass kicked in the second half
Peter Berkes [6:55 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Always one more than previously estimated
Matthew Kenerly [6:54 PM]:
@Spencer Hall Cyberdrummond?
Jason Kirk [6:54 PM]:
USC vs. Stanford final score: 3 things we learned from the Trojans' stunning win
For a while it looked like the Cardinal may run away with it. Things changed drastically.
Ian Boyd [6:53 PM]:
Was that another Bullough on that tackle? How many Bulloughs are there in the world?
Oh No Romo [6:53 PM]:
Ball State fumbles, Iowa ball. They dodged a pretty big bullet.
Peter Berkes [6:53 PM]:
And now, we feast upon Oregon-Michigan State. This is just delightful.
Jason Kirk [6:53 PM]:
Narduzzi eatin’.
Passive Voice [6:52 PM]:
ugh, the “think about all USC’s been through!” angle.
ProbablyMonty [6:51 PM]:
My wife’s asking me when I want to eat dinner, and I’m trying to explain to her in a nice way that since I’m an Oregon fan my stomach is currently up in my sinuses
Charlie Gebow [6:51 PM]:
@Peter Berkes I still remember the Rose Bowl vividly, Sark might not be the mitigating factor there
Spencer Hall [6:51 PM]:
Michigan State’s defense hits so ridiculously hard and in numbers. It has to look like a DOOM level for Oregon ballcarriers.
Spencer Hall [6:50 PM]:
@Jason Kirk search your feelings
Peter Berkes [6:50 PM]:
Sark continues to make Shaw coach like an idiot
Jason Kirk [6:50 PM]:
@Spencer Hall DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW
Ian Boyd [6:50 PM]:
Anyone else ever notice that Oregon is never ranked in the top 10 in recruiting but are consistently loaded with athletes?
Spencer Hall [6:50 PM]:
There is zero chance David Shaw doesn’t end up coaching the Falcons
ProbablyMonty [6:49 PM]:
QUICK, WRITE DOWN THE PAC-12 STANDINGS IN SHARPIE ON YOUR WALLS SOMEWHERE FOR POSTERITY
Peter Berkes [6:49 PM]:
That’s the type of thing that’ll happen when your game plan is “do as little as possible,” Stanford
Clay Wendler [6:49 PM]:
Jason Kirk [6:49 PM]:
PAT HADEN IS GONNA BURN DOWN A FATBURGER WOOOOOOOO
jacob.whittaker [6:48 PM]:
I know that someone has to win every game, but still
Ian Boyd [6:48 PM]:
There are few images in football better than that of a QB throwing nothing while being sent airborne by a blindside rusher
Oh No Romo [6:47 PM]:
Rudock to Duzey who runs it in for the score.
Matthew Kenerly [6:47 PM]:
USC’s defense just came up large by forcing that fumble. Man.
Mark H Schipper [6:47 PM]:
Now that Stanfurd has Furd’d away their game are Fowler and Herbstreit beaming to Eugene or has a separate team been tapped for that mission?
Rodger Sherman [6:47 PM]:
At least Stanford didn’t miss a field goal!
Oh No Romo [6:47 PM]:
Touchdown Iowa
Jason Kirk [6:47 PM]:
“BALL OUT” — Chris Fowler, out of context. The context is USC forcing a fumble and winning at Stanford.
Charlie Gebow [6:47 PM]:
Like that!
chuckycrater [6:47 PM]:
Iowa really needs to lose this game to purge that F1NTZ1 virus.
Spencer Hall [6:46 PM]:
Oregon’s DBs are bailing out their line. Ducks not generating anything like pass rush on Connor Cook yet.
Jason Kirk [6:46 PM]:
@Ian Boyd lol
Siems [6:46 PM]:
Big hit from Oregon
Ian Boyd [6:45 PM]:
So what’s the story on the Stanford kicker, anyways? Was this his week to be in the tree?
Oh No Romo [6:45 PM]:
Iowa and Ball State will go to overtime because there is no god.
— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) September 6, 2014
Charlie Gebow [6:45 PM]:
How will Stanford blow this RZ opportunity?
Rodger Sherman [6:45 PM]:
If this comes down to a Stanford field goal….
Ian Boyd [6:45 PM]:
@Jason Kirk That’s astounding within the needed context of their 10 points
Jason Kirk [6:44 PM]:
Stanford has driven into USC territory every time it's had the ball.
— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) September 6, 2014
jacob.whittaker [6:44 PM]:
Washington holds on for the win, but I think the Playoff Committee will still give EWU a good look at the end of the year and they deserve it.
Matt Brown [6:44 PM]:
Did Vandy crack 100 yards yet?
Mark H Schipper [6:44 PM]:
Two Minute Glory is really the ultimate Glory. At least that’s what I tell the ladies (Likus ((sp?))laugh)
Jason Kirk [6:44 PM]:
Look at USC’s schedule after this. Four true road games, two of which are Washington State and Boston College. Its two North opponents remaining are Wazzu and Cal. If they can hang on here…
Oh No Romo [6:43 PM]:
Two plays and Iowa is within “Field goal range”
Spencer Hall [6:43 PM]:
And now it’s time to watch Stanford’s offense go quickly. [insert picture of giant mining dump truck rolling down mountainside]
Ian Boyd [6:42 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Texas fans may discover that’s the missing ingredient to making our offense work this year
Rodger Sherman [6:41 PM]:
I think having a kicker is important for a football team
Ian Boyd [6:41 PM]:
@Spencer Hall There’s definitely a reoccurring trait that everyone they recruit possesses.
Oh No Romo [6:41 PM]:
3 and out for Ball State. Iowa’s going to get the ball back with more than 2 minutes left, no timeouts and a 3 point deficit.
Charlie Gebow [6:40 PM]:
hey good kicking
Rodger Sherman [6:40 PM]:
FIELD GOAL WOOO GAME OVER
Jason Kirk [6:40 PM]:
USC-Stanford really is the game you’d draw up in order to drive Bill C. to madness
Spencer Hall [6:40 PM]:
13:43 in the game and two punts. HURRY UP SPECIAL TEAMS
Bill Connelly [6:40 PM]:
USC wastes a timeout on a freeze play I hate this game
Spencer Hall [6:39 PM]:
Ifo Ekpre-Olumu is yes exactly what you mean when you say “Oh one of those squirmy Oregon dudes who moves like Nightcrawler”
Ian Boyd [6:39 PM]:
I’ll tell you what, #22 the linebacker for Oregon made a fantastic drop on that 3rd down. Made that window tiny
jacob.whittaker [6:38 PM]:
If the Duck defense is bad, then the Oregon/Washington game is going to be amazing.
Ian Boyd [6:37 PM]:
I don’t have a good feel for how good this Duck defense is this year, yet
Pete Volk [6:37 PM]:
This Stanford-USC game is pants-on-head crazy
Spencer Hall [6:36 PM]:
VERIFIED: Autzen is a very loud place.
Reggie Ball Owns Auburn [6:36 PM]:
briefly got real nervous that this would be a petros game
Jason Kirk [6:35 PM]:
Appreciate you, Pac-12, for helping make today a great one. Whether that’s against Rose Bowl champs or FCS teams or what have you, thanks for all you do.
Oh No Romo [6:35 PM]:
Hey, an Iowa touchdown!
Spencer Hall [6:35 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Bowl people like free things what’s not to like about freedom
Jason Kirk [6:35 PM]:
Cal student section a bit cheeky here. “UNDEFEATED! UNDEFEATED!”
— GoldenBlogs (@GoldenBlogs) September 6, 2014
Ian Boyd [6:34 PM]:
Somehow I had no idea Oregon’s stadium was that beautiful or surrounded by such great scenery
Peter Berkes [6:34 PM]:
EWU makes it a one score game with 3:14 left. Vernon Adams has 7 touchdown passes.
jacob.whittaker [6:34 PM]:
BAH GAWD, COLORADO WINS! COLORADO WINS! COLORADO WINS!
Jason Kirk [6:33 PM]:
Bowl reps somehow still #gettinit
Reps from the TaxsSlayer bowl are here. If FSU ends up in that bowl, yeah, just no.
— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) September 6, 2014
schwizzy [6:33 PM]:
Are we gonna talk about “Buck” being the nickname for Javroius or did I miss that segment?
Spencer Hall [6:32 PM]:
Also it’s 91 degrees in Eugene, which is basically like 293,000 degrees in translation for them
Ryan Nanni [6:32 PM]:
@Pete Volk #DreamJob
Pete Volk [6:31 PM]:
Maryland just took the lead against South Florida by blocking a punt and returning it for a score
jacob.whittaker [6:31 PM]:
Matt Brown, Afroman knows why…
Spencer Hall [6:31 PM]:
And now there’s a duck on a motorcycle and he’s going way faster than it looks on TV
Spencer Hall [6:30 PM]:
Oregon rolls out to “Black Skinhead.”
Peter Berkes [6:30 PM]:
EWU player misses catch, UW player tips it up, EWU player catches it. Sports
Bill Connelly [6:30 PM]:
Man, Colorado, close this out.
Jason Kirk [6:29 PM]:
We've punted from the 32 and 29 and missed two field goals hahahahahahaha
— Rule of Tree (@RuleofTree) September 6, 2014
Spencer Hall [6:29 PM]:
@Matt Brown Location, location, location
Matt Brown [6:29 PM]:
wait wait wait did we get a reason for why Colorado is playing AT Umass?
SkippyGeo [6:27 PM]:
It’s flooding right now at Baylor vs NSU
Jason Kirk [6:27 PM]:
You probably couldn’t write a fictional version of a sport any weirder than college football.
jacob.whittaker [6:26 PM]:
Colorado trying desperately to remain perfect.
Spencer Hall [6:26 PM]:
Oregon gets the gold medal for anthem-singing. They’re even loud when they do that.
Ryan Nanni [6:24 PM]:
The Coldest Chop (A John Grisham Novel)
Jason Kirk [6:24 PM]:
College Football Playoff committee member Pat Haden arguing with USC-Stanford refs
This is not part of the athletic director’s job.
Oh No Romo [6:24 PM]:
Has Stanford had any breaks go their way today?
Charlie Gebow [6:24 PM]:
Whoops
Matt Brown [6:22 PM]:
EXCLUSIVE pic.twitter.com/4p2q9VkFQ4
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger_sherman) September 6, 2014
chuckycrater [6:21 PM]:
If Kiffin was still at USC I would totally believe that story.
Oh No Romo [6:20 PM]:
What?
Pat Haden: “I got a text to come down (to field) because Sark wanted to talk to me"
— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) September 6, 2014
horndude [6:18 PM]:
Vandy looking like SMU with higher SAT scores.
Spencer Hall [6:18 PM]:
37 first downs, I mean
Spencer Hall [6:18 PM]:
USC had like 37 downs last week.
Ryan Nanni [6:17 PM]:
@Bill C. bill EA changes the damn controls every year what is a man supposed to do
Matt Brown [6:17 PM]:
If MSU beats Oregon, OSU beats the '85 Bears, and Michigan repels the Mongol Army, people will still be laughing at the B1G tomorrow.
— Bryan Mac (@Bry_Mac) September 6, 2014
Charlie Gebow [6:16 PM]:
Did Haden run down to call those last two plays as well?
Bill Connelly [6:16 PM]:
that was some I-have-no-idea-what-will-work play calling on 3rd and 4th down for USC.
jacob.whittaker [6:15 PM]:
I guess the upside of #13 and #14 playing is that no matter who wins, it is an upset(?).
Peter Berkes [6:15 PM]:
Washington up two touchdowns on EWU, but it’s not like they haven’t already blown a two touchdown lead today
Ryan Nanni [6:13 PM]:
Pat Haden told you kids to go to bed, dammit.
Matt Brown [6:12 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I;m at the point where I’m ready to write an article asking for the B1G to add BYU without actually kidding
futurecloser34 [6:12 PM]:
@Pete Volk “Just what in the hell am I paying you guys for anyway?”
Oh No Romo [6:11 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Purdue and…I’m not really sure who else.
Pete Volk [6:11 PM]:
WE’VE GOT A PAT HADEN SIGHTING
The Big Cup [6:11 PM]:
@bmc521188 10, 15 minutes ago
Jason Kirk [6:11 PM]:
The Off Tackle Empire/Hustle Belt Big Ten/MAC relegation is gonna be fun this week. How do you pick just one to send down?
Bill Connelly [6:10 PM]:
NMSU IS 2-0, YOU GUYS
bmc521188 [6:10 PM]:
At what point does Stanford USC become labeled “unwatchable”?
Peter Berkes [6:10 PM]:
Chris Petersen still looks intensely weird not wearing Boise stuff
Jason Kirk [6:09 PM]:
@jacob.whittaker Sounds pretty good
jacob.whittaker [6:08 PM]:
ESPN has informed me that UPSET ALERT: #13 STANFORD 10, #14 USC 10. The specific details are left to our imaginations.
Jason Kirk [6:08 PM]:
Looking over the crowd, good attendance for MSU fans but nothing like Tennessee last year.
— Addicted To Quack (@AddictedToQuack) September 6, 2014
Matt Brown [6:07 PM]:
@Clay Wendler I AM NOT A CROOK
Clay Wendler [6:06 PM]:
Matt Brown [6:06 PM]:
Oregon State struggled with EWU last year and still had an okay season, right?
futurecloser34 [6:05 PM]:
@Clay Wendler ty montgomery is a national treasure. how dare he
Peter Berkes [6:05 PM]:
Washington just recovered an EWU fumble, maybe grabbing this game by the horns finally?
chuckycrater [6:05 PM]:
Maryland up to five turnovers against USF. Somehow only down 3 points.
jacob.whittaker [6:04 PM]:
The entire portion of America west of the Mississippi is pretty much a raging inferno at this point in time. I love you, college football.
Clay Wendler [6:04 PM]:
Matt Brown [6:03 PM]:
That was some really impressive footwork there by Kessler to stay alive in the pocket
Mark H Schipper [6:03 PM]:
Stanford fumbles back to USC, helping the Trojans stay together.
jacob.whittaker [6:03 PM]:
Washington has the lead again, 52-45. Defense is for suckers.
Charlie Gebow [6:02 PM]:
TWIST
Mark H Schipper [6:01 PM]:
USC’s Hayes Pollard tossed on a classic targeting flag. Trojans coming apart
Matt Brown [6:00 PM]:
@matthew_k Perhaps a beverage?
Mark H Schipper [6:00 PM]:
USC is going to put Stanford into the Red Zone on penalties & give them the opportunity to miss another field goal
Matthew Kenerly [5:59 PM]:
Utah’s now leading 52-14 against Fresno, and I don’t have any appropriate food for my feelings. Suggestions?
chuckycrater [5:57 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni He’s going to sneak across the street to One Buc Place and reset all the thermostats.
Ryan Nanni [5:56 PM]:
@chuckycrater maybe he left a bag of snack tacks in his office.
jacob.whittaker [5:55 PM]:
The over/under on EWU vs. Washington was 62.5. Very real chance that both teams will individually beat that mark.
chuckycrater [5:55 PM]:
Apparently Greg Schiano is at the USF game and I am now filled with rage.
Pete Volk [5:55 PM]:
@Oh No Romo leave that out of here we don’t want to hear until maryland is winning again
Jason Kirk [5:55 PM]:
Stanford’s beaten the feathers off USC, and yet USC a few yards from claiming the lead.
Oh No Romo [5:54 PM]:
In other B1G News
#USF PK Marvin Kloss had distance, just wide left on 54-yd FG attempt. Bulls lead Maryland 17-14 with 9:27 left in 3rd.
— Joey Johnston (@JJohnstonTBO) September 6, 2014
Rodger Sherman [5:54 PM]:
NORTHWESTERNNNNN IS WINNINGGGGGG
Oh No Romo [5:54 PM]:
Middle Tennessee might have gotten hosed on that one pic.twitter.com/1gfxkuYai5
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) September 6, 2014
Pete Volk [5:54 PM]:
DOUBLE USC FIRST DOWN ALERT
Pete Volk [5:53 PM]:
USC first down alert! Their first in the second half
Peter Berkes [5:53 PM]:
EWU QB Vernon Adams is 23-33 for 373 yards and 6 TDs
jacob.whittaker [5:52 PM]:
UPSET ALERT: Colorado is leading a football game somehow. And Eastern Washington has a 45-44 lead over Washington.
chuckycrater [5:52 PM]:
@mark.schipper.18 They can hire him to talk Iowa fans off the ledge or grain elevator or whatever they’re trying to jump off tonight.
Mark H Schipper [5:51 PM]:
Joey Galloway’s relentless optimism vis a vis Iowa is really touching
Oh No Romo [5:50 PM]:
And that one is no good as well! The third miss of the game for Iowa.
Oh No Romo [5:50 PM]:
And Iowa gets ready for another field goal attempt.
Pete Volk [5:50 PM]:
Pretty jarring statistic from Herbie — sixth time Stanford’s been within USC’s 25, fourth time without points
Peter Berkes [5:50 PM]:
Stanford’s red zone efficiency is [computer overheats, bleeds out]
chuckycrater [5:49 PM]:
This game is ending 10-7. Hope you gamblers got the Cardinal -2.5.
Mark H Schipper [5:49 PM]:
Calling David Shaw a little conservative is the direct equivalent of calling Napoleon a touch warlike.
Pete Volk [5:49 PM]:
Once again — Stanford drives down the field, gets nothing out of it. USC still in this somehow
The Big Cup [5:48 PM]:
@Pete Volk Hey man, let him dream
Spencer Hall [5:48 PM]:
BARGE PACKAGE
Pete Volk [5:48 PM]:
@The Big Cup Bus woulda score by now
chuckycrater [5:48 PM]:
If Stanford doesn’t go for this with like 45 TEs I’m turning this game off.
The Big Cup [5:47 PM]:
@Pete Volk ITS CLEARLY A BUS
Mark H Schipper [5:47 PM]:
Even Kevin Hogan is a secret tight end.
Pete Volk [5:47 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman DRIVE THAT CAR
Rodger Sherman [5:46 PM]:
Peter Berkes [5:45 PM]:
Reports of Penn State message board creatures calling for Christian Hackenberg to be benched. Funny ole game, this.
Pete Volk [5:45 PM]:
@bmc521188 Certainly looks that way, but Hogan’s averaging nearly 10 yards per throw.
bmc521188 [5:44 PM]:
USC Stanford has had 0 QB play so far. Stanford seems like they can overcome it but it’s absolutely killing USC
Clay Wendler [5:44 PM]:
Pete Volk [5:43 PM]:
Stanford’s defense has shown up, but the offense is moving the dang ball.
Peter Berkes [5:43 PM]:
@chuckycrater priscooooooooo
Mark H Schipper [5:41 PM]:
@Peter Berkes You are correct. That was a very ugly game at Soldier Field in which Damon Bullock scored a late touchdown to house it.
chuckycrater [5:41 PM]:
looolllll
Stanford is way too conservative
— Pete Prisco (@PriscoCBS) September 6, 2014
Peter Berkes [5:41 PM]:
Actually, I take it back. Every job in the Big Ten is impossible.
Spencer Hall [5:40 PM]:
I don’t know if this is a mix or a DJ but they just mixed Fatman Scoop into Bon Jovi and I approve
Peter Berkes [5:39 PM]:
Iowa was the only team to beat NIU in the regular season during their Orange Bowl year IIRC. This sport makes no sense.
Pete Volk [5:39 PM]:
After that opening 68-yard touchdown drive, USC next four drives have gone for two, 33, four and two yards, respectively.
Spencer Hall [5:39 PM]:
Hello from Autzen Stadium
Oh No Romo [5:38 PM]:
Another FG for Ball State. They’re up 13-3. They probably should have done more with that drive though.
Peter Berkes [5:36 PM]:
Stanford in the Red Zone: Missed FGA, TD, FG, Missed FGA. And don't forget the punt from USC's 29
— Chip Patterson (@Chip_Patterson) September 6, 2014
Jason Kirk [5:36 PM]:
And now Iowa is melting down. I smell B1G win No. 2 for the MAC.
— Hustle Belt (@HustleBelt) September 6, 2014
Oh No Romo [5:35 PM]:
Iowa turnover and Ball State has the ball again in Hawkeye territory
thermoroach [5:34 PM]:
I’m tripping balls, this Stanford-USC game is fun right now. But then again, so is everything
Jason Kirk [5:34 PM]:
#collegekickers! 251 yards to 93, but 10-7.
chuckycrater [5:34 PM]:
Stanford deserved that for running on 3rd and long.
Jason Kirk [5:34 PM]:
@Peter Berkes spelling is hard
Jason Kirk [5:34 PM]:
@Peter Berkes yet to be determiend
Jason Kirk [5:33 PM]:
But if USC wins, it’ll be in large part due to Stanford’s ghastly red zone work.
Peter Berkes [5:33 PM]:
@Jason Kirk are they unable or unwilling?
ROFLCOPTER16 [5:33 PM]:
fresno state is going to go winless and fire deruyter and be a glorious dumpsterfire
Jason Kirk [5:32 PM]:
If Stanford scores here, how can USC recover? The football field is more than 100 yards long, and its offense cannot cover that distance!
Peter Berkes [5:32 PM]:
USC looked so good early, and then, just, nothing
Pete Volk [5:31 PM]:
Stanford bringing it to USC early in the second half. Knocking on the door
Peter Berkes [5:30 PM]:
Ty Montgomery returned that kick on a trot like he was about to rugby pass it back to his teammates
Jason Kirk [5:30 PM]:
USC punter got trucked by maybe the country’s best return man.
Jason Kirk [5:29 PM]:
Nick Saban and Lane Kiffin still taking excellent photos together
Remember how new Alabama offensive coordinator Lane Kiffin and his boss looked during last week’s game against West Virginia, which saw the Tide running wild on offense despite some misfires in the passing game? And how those looks suggested a certain dynamic narrative in line with how we think of each of these gentlemen, whether it was actually happening or not?
Via ABC
There are more photos…
Oh No Romo [5:28 PM]:
Oh wow, that Ball State grab
chuckycrater [5:28 PM]:
Tulane’s uniforms would be great if they hadn’t smashed together two different shades of green on the helmets.
Peter Berkes [5:28 PM]:
@Pete Volk I think he’s earned it
Pete Volk [5:27 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Bring back the Prince
chuckycrater [5:26 PM]:
The only time Kansas has been good in the last 20 years was when Snyder was gone. It’s not just Charlie Weis.
Peter Berkes [5:26 PM]:
@Pete Volk Ron Prince is ready and waiting for another shot
Peter Berkes [5:26 PM]:
Whaaaaayyyylllp, I still don’t get Pac-12 Network
Mark H Schipper [5:26 PM]:
@Pete Volk That will be 20 years at least.
Rodger Sherman [5:25 PM]:
@chuckycrater “not having Charlie Weis” might help.
Pete Volk [5:25 PM]:
@chuckycrater Best case scenario for Kansas and Iowa State may be waiting til Snyder retires
chuckycrater [5:24 PM]:
Kansas is getting close to impossible. No high school pipelines, K-State has the JUCOs on lock, it’s a basketball school. Even Mangino only really had one big year there.
Matthew Kenerly [5:24 PM]:
I’m now watching EWU/Washington, and I can’t decide whether it’s because the Pac-12 Network is showing me mercy
Rodger Sherman [5:23 PM]:
EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE STATE OF WASHINGTON I SAID IT ONCE I’LL SAY IT AGAIN
Pete Volk [5:23 PM]:
Eastern Washington up 38-37 on Washington right now
Peter Berkes [5:23 PM]:
@Clefo By some accounts there’s some issues there with institutional support, but jeez, how hard is it to get people to come to Boulder?
Matt Brown [5:22 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Yeah, that’s shocking…but I agree, with the right coach and some time, I don’t see why they would be structurally prohibited from ever being good
Peter Berkes [5:22 PM]:
@Clefo The job Hawkins did on that program really is impressive
Charlie Gebow [5:20 PM]:
@Peter Berkes It’s amazing how in a decade and one Hawkins later they went from a pretty good program to the worst in two different conferences
Rodger Sherman [5:19 PM]:
pro tip: here is Tulsa’s retriever’s instagram page http://instagram.com/tulsagoldie
Peter Berkes [5:19 PM]:
It’s not an impossible job by any stretch, I’m just kind of amazed at how long Colorado has been really bad.
Mark H Schipper [5:19 PM]:
Purdue has won Rose Bowls, produced a Heisman winner, NFL stars. I would say Indiana is by far the worst B1G job. But, KSU was the worst football program in cfb history before Bill Snyder went from Iowa of all places and built it up.
Jason Kirk [5:19 PM]:
Yeah, the Saban-Kiffin pics this week are as good as last week. 
(USA Today)
Matthew Kenerly [5:19 PM]:
Pac-12 feed experiences technical difficulties right before Fresno has a bad snap. Utah recovers the fumble at the FS 1, and FML.
Pete Volk [5:18 PM]:
@Jason Kirk brb moving to tulsa and applying to work as the driver of that car
Jason Kirk [5:18 PM]:
Tulsa’s golden retriever has a car. 
(USA Today)
Peter Berkes [5:17 PM]:
I mean, Purdue is super-heated garbage, but Joe Tiller had sustained success there not all that long ago
Pete Volk [5:17 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Yeah, we were thinking Vandy, Iowa State and Wake Forest are the only ones that come all that close.
Mark H Schipper [5:17 PM]:
@Pete Volk Barry Switzer in his timeless memoir, Bootlegger’s Boy, singled out Iowa State (some would say unfairly) as the one job in the Big XII that would be impossible to enjoy sustained success. Barry also spends most his time in something he calls the Coach’s Cabana, which may not be well ventilated
Peter Berkes [5:17 PM]:
@Pete Volk I think Iowa State might be close. I don’t think any Big Ten job is impossible.
Pete Volk [5:17 PM]:
@Pete Volk (is what we just made up on the fly)
Pete Volk [5:16 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Impossible to achieve sustainable level of 8-9 wins every year
Peter Berkes [5:15 PM]:
@Pete Volk Define impossible. Like, impossible to win the conference?
Pete Volk [5:15 PM]:
Halftime discussion between Matt Brown and I, feel free to join in y’all. Is Iowa State an impossible job? Are there any Power 5 impossible jobs?
Jason Kirk [5:15 PM]:
Via @hustlebelt 
Peter Berkes [5:14 PM]:
Dak Prescott has 4 TD passes but still completed less than 50% of his passes
Mark H Schipper [5:12 PM]:
Dubose just became cousin to the Stanford hedge
Jason Kirk [5:11 PM]:
Here’s some fun: Let’s set Arkansas’ score against Nicholls State as the over-under for its total score against the SEC West
— Brandon Larrabee (@TeamSpeedKills) September 6, 2014
Jason Kirk [5:09 PM]:
Looks like trainers are putting Gators TE Jake McGee's left ankle in an air cast. Likely broken and out for season.
— Mark Long (@APMarkLong) September 6, 2014
Peter Berkes [5:09 PM]:
Flipping over to MSU-UAB to get a look at these beauties http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/8/13/5999583/uab-uniforms-2014-dragon-scales
Mark H Schipper [5:08 PM]:
@Jason Kirk S’why they call it fishin & not catchin & always have far as I know
Jason Kirk [5:07 PM]:
Jason Kirk [5:06 PM]:
Stanford outgains USC, 237 to 93, and yet only leads by three. That’s sports for you!
Matt Brown [5:06 PM]:
Soo….already down 4, Colorado just threw an almost pick 6. to umass
Peter Berkes [5:05 PM]:
However, Washington and Eastern Washington going at it hammer and tongs. 37-31 UW at half.
Peter Berkes [5:05 PM]:
Just checking in on Mississippi State – UAB: Bulldogs probably off upset alert, up 47-27
Jason Kirk [5:05 PM]:
Georgia Tech losing to Tulane again, 14-7. Winner gets to rejoin the SEC!
Matt Brown [5:03 PM]:
@Peter Berkes That looks plenty undefeated to me
Peter Berkes [5:03 PM]:
@Matt Brown They’re 0-0 in conference!
Charlie Gebow [5:03 PM]:
24-20 UMass!
Matt Brown [5:02 PM]:
Still not willing to rule Northwestern out for the B1G West, you guys
Pete Volk [5:02 PM]:
USC nearly took ALL OF THE MOMENTUM in with them at halftime
Rodger Sherman [5:02 PM]:
Northwestern, 0, NIU, 0 at the half. I want to gouge my eyes out
Jason Kirk [5:01 PM]:
Sooo card stunts were a bit spotty pic.twitter.com/e3Ev84sYBU
— Avinash Kunnath (@avinashkunnath) September 6, 2014
Pete Volk [5:00 PM]:
UMass up 21-20 on Colorado!
Jason Kirk [5:00 PM]:
Two straight red zone penalties for Stanford offense after a time out. That’s non-Stanfordy, in my estimation.
Peter Berkes [4:59 PM]:
You think Kirk and Fowler planned these suits?
Oh No Romo [4:59 PM]:
Another missed field goal for Iowa.
Peter Berkes [4:57 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I was just about to say, they had that first drive and then basically nothing
The Big Cup [4:57 PM]:
Death Tree spotting
Mark H Schipper [4:57 PM]:
On what veldt does Stanford corral all of these behemoths?
Peter Berkes [4:57 PM]:
Stanford has looked a little more meat-grinder-y on this drive.
Jason Kirk [4:57 PM]:
USC has 93 yards just before halftime. So there’s one big answer about that offense!
Jason Kirk [4:54 PM]:
The 295-pound OFFENSIVE WEAPON.
Jeremy Liggins in short yardage is the most "kiss our ass" play we have.
— Red Cup Rebellion (@RedCupRebellion) September 6, 2014
Jason Kirk [4:54 PM]:
Virginia Tech fans storm Ohio State's campus in … Hokie hats? pic.twitter.com/GR6BpLmKYI http://t.co/ku92JSCtis
— Land-Grant Holy Land (@Landgrant33) September 6, 2014
Charlie Gebow [4:52 PM]:
I got that trivia question right in my head. Now I can die happy
Jason Kirk [4:49 PM]:
Brandon Scherff apparently back in now. One to keep an eye on.
Mark H Schipper [4:47 PM]:
No Boo burns with quite the heat of a Palo Alto Boo
Jason Kirk [4:46 PM]:
Oklahoma State QB J.W. Walsh on crutches after injury
Daxx Garman has taken over at quarterback for the Cowboys against Missouri State.
Jason Kirk [4:45 PM]:
Iowa LT Brandon Scherff leaves with apparent right knee injury
The monster left tackle appeared to hurt his right knee trying to make a tackle on a fumble return.
Clay Wendler [4:44 PM]:
Clay Wendler [4:44 PM]:
hi mom, you’re 50
Jason Kirk [4:44 PM]:
colorado plays oregon
— Smoking Musket (@SmokingMusket) September 6, 2014
Clay Wendler [4:43 PM]:
Ryan Nanni [4:43 PM]:
@Jason Kirk i’m not good at positives.
Mark H Schipper [4:41 PM]:
Is it time to ask if there might not be something wrong with Colorado?
Ian Boyd [4:41 PM]:
@Jason Kirk spill it and kill it, just like the coaches taught ’em
Matthew Kenerly [4:41 PM]:
@Jason Kirk So THAT’S what was missing from Fresno’s game plan last week!
Jason Kirk [4:40 PM]:
Jason Kirk [4:40 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni I like that your eye gravitated to that.
Ryan Nanni [4:39 PM]:
Great job by USC’s kick return team combing to tackle its own man. First man missed, second man cleaned it up.
Mark H Schipper [4:36 PM]:
@Jason Kirk + 2 TEs & a FB
Jason Kirk [4:36 PM]:
yikes
Really nice catch by Sifrin in the UMass endzone. 21-20 UMass. And they deserve the lead.
— RalphieReport (@RalphieReport) September 6, 2014
Jason Kirk [4:35 PM]:
7-7, aaand let’s see how USC’s defensive depth holds up another drive or two like that.
Jason Kirk [4:35 PM]:
I believe Stanford’s “ogre package” is six OL?
Mark H Schipper [4:35 PM]:
Skovian Tuff in play
Alfie Crow [4:34 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman they went with the 10 OL 1 QB package
Rodger Sherman [4:34 PM]:
how many offensive linemen were in there for Stanford? 8?
Matthew Kenerly [4:33 PM]:
31-7, Utah, and I can’t even
Ian Boyd [4:33 PM]:
@Jason Kirk God bless @nick_pants
Jason Kirk [4:31 PM]:
Stanford wildcat accomplishes first down!
Oh No Romo [4:31 PM]:
Big play for Iowa results ultimately in a field goal. There’s the Iowa offense that I know and love.
njny [4:30 PM]:
Did the guy in the studio just say that Florida’s game last week was “cancered”? Wow.
Rodger Sherman [4:29 PM]:
Washington was up 21-0… now 31-28. I still say EWU is the best team in the state
Mark H Schipper [4:29 PM]:
Starting to wonder if Stanford is just bluffing and their playbook only has four plays total.
Matthew Kenerly [4:27 PM]:
Fresno scored! I don’t know what else to say…
Jason Kirk [4:27 PM]:
From @nick_pants: 
Alfie Crow [4:26 PM]:
Looks like Iowa’s QB took out his knee
Rodger Sherman [4:25 PM]:
ohhhhh, man. had to hustle only to get hurt
Clay Wendler [4:24 PM]:
Oh No Romo [4:24 PM]:
J.W. Walsh comes out of the locker room on crutches.
— Jake Trotter (@Jake_Trotter) September 6, 2014
Ian Boyd [4:24 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman baffling decision.
Oh No Romo [4:23 PM]:
Scherff helped off the field by trainers and it is pretty quiet in Kinnick right now.
Mark H Schipper [4:23 PM]:
That was the worst thing to happen in Iowa since Herbert Hoover.
Alfie Crow [4:22 PM]:
FAT GUY TD BALL STATE. Oh. DAMMIT.
Oh No Romo [4:22 PM]:
Scherff down in the endzone!
Matthew Kenerly [4:21 PM]:
Fresno State is getting embarrassed by the Utes. 24-0, and no signs that the ’Dogs can mount a comeback.
Oh No Romo [4:21 PM]:
Ball State TD on fumble recovery!
Peter Berkes [4:21 PM]:
Reports of a Florida touchdown. Color me skeptical.
Rodger Sherman [4:21 PM]:
even if you’re not confident in your FG kicker, just throw the ball to the end zone!
Ian Boyd [4:20 PM]:
Stanford’s S&C department is advancing the game while their offense holds it back
Peter Berkes [4:20 PM]:
Stanford just punted from the 29 yard line. I am literally ill.
Alfie Crow [4:19 PM]:
Stanford punted from the 29. 9-yard net.
Mark H Schipper [4:18 PM]:
James Madison leads Lehigh by three late in the fourth – don’t know the channel . . .
Clay Wendler [4:17 PM]:
Rodger Sherman [4:17 PM]:
@Peter Berkes THE GOLDEN BEARS ARE UNSTOPPABLE
Peter Berkes [4:17 PM]:
It’s early in the second quarter for Cal, also
Ryan Nanni [4:17 PM]:
SCOREBOARD Y’ALL (AS IN WE HAVE ONE) (WHY I DON’T KNOW)
Peter Berkes [4:17 PM]:
Good heavens, Cal is up 35-0 on Sacramento State. Looks like they’re getting out their frustrations from last year.
Jason Kirk [4:16 PM]:
WE MADE A FIELD GOAL
— Alligator Army (@AlligatorArmy) September 6, 2014
Jason Kirk [4:16 PM]:
SCORED
Jason Kirk [4:16 PM]:
FLORIDA
Rodger Sherman [4:15 PM]:
Washington-Eastern Washington 31-21…. with 11 minutes to go in the second quarter. points points points
Peter Berkes [4:15 PM]:
@Pete Volk buzz
Pete Volk [4:14 PM]:
Tulane up 7-0 on Georgia Tech!
The Big Cup [4:14 PM]:
@Peter Berkes it works reallllly well in practice
Alfie Crow [4:14 PM]:
Florida has gone for it on fourth down twice on their first drive
Mark H Schipper [4:14 PM]:
Stanford will one day become Stonehenge.
Peter Berkes [4:14 PM]:
Why on earth does Stanford insist on running wildcat packages so often?
Ian Boyd [4:13 PM]:
I liked Stanford better then the TEs were running vertical routes thrown by Luck then when they became extra OL
Peter Berkes [4:12 PM]:
Both the corner and the receiver came down with that one.
Pete Volk [4:12 PM]:
Meanwhile, in Tampa, Maryland just turned the ball over for the third time in the first quarter. USF returned fumble for a touchdown, game is tied 7-7.
Peter Berkes [4:11 PM]:
Stanford’s jerseys look like they’re crinkled
Mark H Schipper [4:11 PM]:
It is a dog’s life being a Northwestern fan, and not one of those good dogs lives where you ride around in a hot chick’s purse, but more of a Central American dog’s life where you live outside & don’t eat too good.
Rodger Sherman [4:08 PM]:
look, the Northern Illinois interceptions right now was really good. Like very impressive and I’m not mad about it.
Ian Boyd [4:08 PM]:
@The Big Cup “Oh my God….my time has surely come.”
Ryan Nanni [4:08 PM]:
Oregon fan in the monster truck with the 6-foot inflatable Fireball bottle: I will wait forever for you
— Holly Anderson (@HollyAnderson) September 6, 2014
Mark H Schipper [4:07 PM]:
@Alfie Crow Yeah, well, a lot of good qbs have done it before. (licks finger, turns page).
The Big Cup [4:07 PM]:
@Ian Boyd That’s how I want my death to come
Oh No Romo [4:07 PM]:
So near the end of the first quarter, Iowa and Ball State remain scoreless.
Rodger Sherman [4:07 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni for me it started when they didn’t hire da coacho
Ian Boyd [4:06 PM]:
@The Big Cup They should have that creepy tree ride in on that thing
Ryan Nanni [4:06 PM]:
@Peter Berkes you’ve always been different.
Peter Berkes [4:06 PM]:
Late hit on a kicker? Did I just hear that right?
The Big Cup [4:06 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Death’s horse
Ian Boyd [4:05 PM]:
What was that massive horse creature that cowboy was trying to tame?
Peter Berkes [4:05 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni I don’t know, I… I kind of like this.
Alfie Crow [4:04 PM]:
Iowa’s play call to the offense just involved their backup QB licking his hand
Charlie Gebow [4:03 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni They stopped at some point?
Alfie Crow [4:03 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni Halftime
Ryan Nanni [4:03 PM]:
Let’s start the “USC Becomes Incredibly Unlikeable” timer! Three hours sound good?
Rodger Sherman [4:02 PM]:
@Milk Steak sounds delicious
Ian Boyd [4:02 PM]:
@Peter Berkes It was predictable that them doing so was going to be rough on everyone else
Pete Volk [4:02 PM]:
Touchdown, USC. Trojans looking like the old days on that drive
Peter Berkes [4:01 PM]:
A program with all the reach and resources of USC shouldn’t be allowed to run up temp. It doesn’t really seem fair.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:00 PM]:
@Pete Volk Lovely. Like trying to fuel a Ferrari with pudding
Jason Kirk [4:00 PM]:
Stanford's palm tree mascot is its most horrifying yet
Stanford’s trees are normally off-beat and funny. This palm tree is going to cause us years and years of therapy.
Pete Volk [4:00 PM]:
Now three straight first down runs for USC
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [4:00 PM]:
Pete Volk [3:59 PM]:
Third down pickup for USC over to the right side. Trojans in Stanford territory
Pete Volk [3:59 PM]:
@Milk Steak He threw an interception before the TV feed turned on!
Peter Berkes [3:59 PM]:
Stanford and USC are POPPIN PADS
Clay Wendler [3:58 PM]:
Ian Boyd [3:56 PM]:
Since I don’t get the SEC Network I’m going to assume that all the SEC teams are terrible and probably unworthy of the playoffs
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [3:56 PM]:
CJ Brown can throw near a receiver. Wouldn’t have thought that last week
Kim McCauley [3:53 PM]:
Barry Sanders Jr. is dead
Matthew Kenerly [3:53 PM]:
At the end of the first quarter, Fresno State has been outgained 174 to 4 on offense. 17-0, Utah. Sigh.
Peter Berkes [3:53 PM]:
Also, 3rd down and a simple 33 yards to go
Alfie Crow [3:53 PM]:
Guys there was a long Iowa pass for a TD. That is breaking news right?
Peter Berkes [3:53 PM]:
That hit by USC was absolutely vicious
Ian Boyd [3:52 PM]:
Cheap cut block by Stanford. USC got some immediate payback with that hit. Dang.
Jason Kirk [3:52 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni The University of Florida Gators
Ryan Nanni [3:51 PM]:
@Jason Kirk the what game
Jason Kirk [3:51 PM]:
Florida game actually starting!
Peter Berkes [3:51 PM]:
Iowa's Brandon Scherff lifting 443lbs, NBD pic.twitter.com/i4cXt3e3fq
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) September 6, 2014
Oh No Romo [3:49 PM]:
They opt to do a hand-off and they’re less than a yard short of the first down. Army football!
Jason Kirk [3:48 PM]:
Kansas State vs. Iowa State final score: 3 things we learned from the Wildcats' comeback victory
Bill Snyder’s squad just barely survived against a resilient Iowa State.
Oh No Romo [3:47 PM]:
Buffalo has 4th and 3, down 8 with 36 seconds to go.
Mark H Schipper [3:46 PM]:
Did Jerry Kramer write Diary of a Stanford Cardinal?
Peter Berkes [3:45 PM]:
We thought it woudl be the first 11 TE offense, but it’s really the first 11 OT offense
Peter Berkes [3:45 PM]:
Stanford’s commitment to playing as many OLs at once as possible is really admirable.
Ian Boyd [3:44 PM]:
Josh Shaw was going to force that last Stanford run, but he had to run into the crowd to help a toddler find her dad
Ian Boyd [3:44 PM]:
I have a suspicion that USC or Stanford might be a potential playoff contender. Eager for a closer look
Mark H Schipper [3:44 PM]:
Iowa State definitely game today – but maybe better things turned out this way – the Applebees would not have been able to handle the thunder rolling through town after a win like that
Oh No Romo [3:43 PM]:
Richmond takes an early 3-0 lead against Virginia.
Charlie Gebow [3:43 PM]:
USC-Stanford on the TeeVee, going to stream UMass-Colorado because I like car crashes
Ian Boyd [3:42 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I had no idea that game was today, I’ll have to tune in as well.
Jason Kirk [3:42 PM]:
To ABC for USC-Stanford. Just now kicking.
Passive Voice [3:41 PM]:
Roads? Where we’re going, we need to give Paul Rhodes a hug.
Ian Boyd [3:41 PM]:
In Iowa State’s defense, that’s maybe the 5th CB blitz KSU has run in the last 3 years
Jason Kirk [3:41 PM]:
Perfect blitz call by Kansas State. A win in Ames is a win.
Mark H Schipper [3:41 PM]:
I think the question being begged here is: How good is North Dakota State? In the SEC good, or above the SEC good? (or, Other)
Peter Berkes [3:41 PM]:
@Ian Boyd I had not factored this into my calculations
Kim McCauley [3:41 PM]:
aww, Clones.
Peter Berkes [3:40 PM]:
ISU’s receivers are wearing oven mitts
Ian Boyd [3:40 PM]:
@Peter Berkes But they got Mangino, so it may be 2 or 3 times a year now ;)
Ian Boyd [3:40 PM]:
EJ Bibbs, best TE in B12 save for maybe Blake Bell, for whom we need more data
Matthew Kenerly [3:40 PM]:
Dres Anderson has elite speed. 17-0, Utah. Sigh.
Peter Berkes [3:39 PM]:
@Ian Boyd The Ames Riot Siren Vortex only works once a year usually. My luck, it was this week.
Jason Kirk [3:39 PM]:
GOOD GAWD CLONES. Diving catch for first down in Wildcat territ’ry.
Kim McCauley [3:39 PM]:
ISU’s driving. HAMmy.
Ian Boyd [3:38 PM]:
@Peter Berkes You never know in Ames, and Vegas underrates ND St, obviously.
Jason Kirk [3:37 PM]:
3-0 on bets this week. Let's get the rest. http://t.co/uGYLMyX5I1
— TomahawkNation.com (@TomahawkNation) September 6, 2014
Kim McCauley [3:36 PM]:
Arky St got that cover tho
Mark H Schipper [3:36 PM]:
First, Iowa State needs to matriculate the ball down the field quickly . . . . . okay nevermind, it’s over
Ryan Nanni [3:36 PM]:
@Peter Berkes you need to work on your midrange jumper anyways
Peter Berkes [3:35 PM]:
I thought K-State -12.5 was a slam dunk. Sports metaphor.
Jason Kirk [3:35 PM]:
Hey Tennessee fans there’s that game that wasn’t on TV for a while
Jason Kirk [3:35 PM]:
Tennessee vs. Arkansas State final score: 3 things we learned from the Vols' 34-19 win
It wasn’t a cakewalk for the Vols, but they showed some promise in a 34-19 win over Arkansas State.
Oh No Romo [3:35 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni The only best case scenario is an Ag Engineering degree.
Ian Boyd [3:35 PM]:
Okay on the replay there…Waters is a master running that QB draw. Totally lured the LB into the wrong gap
Ryan Nanni [3:34 PM]:
there is no “best case scenario” for iowa state.
Jason Kirk [3:34 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Pretty much just a constant buzz of empathy.
Rodger Sherman [3:34 PM]:
If they just picked up a first down, they bleed the clock and hit the field goal
Ian Boyd [3:34 PM]:
How many times has everyone felt bad for Paul Rhoads over the last 3 years?
Rodger Sherman [3:33 PM]:
giving up that TD is the best case scenario for iowa state, right?
Jason Kirk [3:33 PM]:
Jake Waters run deep. Into Iowa State’s end zone with a minute to go!
Mark H Schipper [3:33 PM]:
My thing about field goal kickers is that I remember a guy named Scott Norwood & that’s the only name I remember . . . nevermind, Water flows into the end zone
Pete Volk [3:32 PM]:
North Texas 43, SMU 6. That June Jones offense just can’t survive without Garrett Gilbert
ponebrewed [3:32 PM]:
@Ian Boyd field goal, would say that fewer things can go wrong
Ian Boyd [3:31 PM]:
If you’re KSU are you trying to score a TD or try and win by finishing the game with a FG?
Matthew Kenerly [3:29 PM]:
Utah’s already up 10-0, and I feel like I need some Ben and Jerry’s
Rodger Sherman [3:29 PM]:
Proud of UConn for pulling out the upset.
Jason Kirk [3:29 PM]:
DON’T GO CHASING WATERS, IOWA STATE. Actually, you should.
Pete Volk [3:29 PM]:
Jake Waters shredding Iowa State’s defense on this drive. Looks like a last-second Wildcat win is inevitable
Passive Voice [3:28 PM]:
UConn escapes. FCS magic just isn’t there this year.
Ian Boyd [3:27 PM]:
Tyler Lockett should be an All American
Oh No Romo [3:27 PM]:
How did he make that catch?
Ryan Nanni [3:27 PM]:
Tyler Lockett ain’t fair.
Ian Boyd [3:26 PM]:
Btw if people are interested in the POP play it has essentially become the foundation of the Oklahoma offense
Passive Voice [3:26 PM]:
stony brook gettin the ball but it’s on their 5 with 37 seconds left. need a field goal to tie.
Ian Boyd [3:26 PM]:
Waters kicks things off with a 15 yard run on the Draw/POP play
Oh No Romo [3:26 PM]:
Good run by Waters on first down.
Jason Kirk [3:25 PM]:
McNeese State vs. Nebraska final score: 3 things we learned from Huskers' 31-24 escape
One of college football’s proudest programs was humbled by a small school from Lake Charles, Louisiana.
Dimitri Dorlis [3:24 PM]:
Ames remains interesting with a stop by K State on 3rd down
Oh No Romo [3:24 PM]:
@Pete Volk And no timeouts.
Pete Volk [3:23 PM]:
Kansas State stuffs Iowa State on third and short, and it looks like the Wildcats will get a chance with around 3 minutes left, down by two
Clay Wendler [3:22 PM]:
Mark H Schipper [3:21 PM]:
Nebraska Power Rankings: 1. Ameer Abdullah 2. Tom Osborne 3. Warren Buffet
Rodger Sherman [3:20 PM]:
dammit
Kim McCauley [3:20 PM]:
:(
Passive Voice [3:20 PM]:
mcneese no no no noooooooooo
Rodger Sherman [3:20 PM]:
NOOOOO
Ian Boyd [3:20 PM]:
This Abdullah fellow is pretty good
Rodger Sherman [3:20 PM]:
NOOOO MCNEEEESE NOOOOOOOO NOOOOO
Kim McCauley [3:19 PM]:
holy McNeese
Ian Boyd [3:18 PM]:
Jake Waters comes back and just misses a POP throw. He seems ok, thank God
Rodger Sherman [3:18 PM]:
MCNEESE F. BABY AND THE F IS FOR PIVOTAL FORCED FUMBLE
Matthew Kenerly [3:17 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Didn’t he catch the Hail Mary against Northwestern last year? As a Fresno fan, I’m worried about next week already.
Jason Kirk [3:17 PM]:
#collegekickers inbound in Lincoln.
Jason Kirk [3:17 PM]:
@Ian Boyd Yep. And he had a one-hander earlier today.
Ryan Nanni [3:16 PM]:
Purdue’s gonna get this thing turned around and sneak into the FCS tournament. You’ll see.
Jason Kirk [3:16 PM]:
Via @hustlebelt 
Ian Boyd [3:16 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Is that the same guy with that absurd catch last week?
Matthew Kenerly [3:16 PM]:
Can’t Jordan Westerkamp ever make any normal catches?
Pete Volk [3:16 PM]:
And that’s final. Central Michigan 38, Purdue 17.
Clay Wendler [3:15 PM]:
Mark H Schipper [3:15 PM]:
That peroxide blonde Nebraska chick with the #69 jersey wanted a pass interference there pretty bad & I wonder if she wasn’t on to something
njny [3:15 PM]:
@Oh No Romo One disaster at a time, Mr. Romo.
Ian Boyd [3:15 PM]:
Wow, didn’t Nebraska have like 10k yards last week?
Oh No Romo [3:14 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I don’t get ESPNU
Pete Volk [3:14 PM]:
Sam Richardson just avoided two defenders on a sack who were literally on him, before stumbling and throwing the ball to the feet of a receiver to avoid a big sack loss
Jason Kirk [3:14 PM]:
McNeese State 90 yards away from knocking off Nebraska. I trust you’re all watching this by now.
Kim McCauley [3:13 PM]:
let’s all lol @ Nebraska
Oh No Romo [3:12 PM]:
Oh my, UAB just took the lead on Mississippi State.
Rodger Sherman [3:12 PM]:
NEBRASKA
Pete Volk [3:12 PM]:
WHOA NEBRASKA ALERT
Ian Boyd [3:11 PM]:
Really curious if Jake Waters is the QB on KSU’s next drive. Was he concussed on that hit?
Mark H Schipper [3:11 PM]:
Vis-a-vis McNeese playing only with guys named McNeese. First, remarkable recruiting. Second, have they made life unnecessarily difficult for themselves going forward?
Peter Berkes [3:09 PM]:
Army is up 47-17 on Buffalo. Baylor is seriously going to reach 100 without trying.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [3:09 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni How prolific must their parents have been to get a whole state to themselves?
Siems [3:09 PM]:
Bama/FAU being called official because of inclement weather. Bama covers spread
Ryan Nanni [3:07 PM]:
The Brothers McNeese came to play, y’all.
Jason Kirk [3:06 PM]:
24-24 in Lincoln.
njny [3:05 PM]:
Surprised Waters didn’t try to extend the ball over the goal line. Wrong time to worry about ball security, young man.
Mark H Schipper [3:04 PM]:
Mr. Waters – the concrete dam starts and ends at the goal line in Ames.
Pete Volk [3:03 PM]:
Kansas State stuffed! Iowa State with another short-yard stand, they keep the lead
Oh No Romo [3:03 PM]:
Wow, Waters got leveled.
Jason Kirk [3:02 PM]:
McNeese State three yards from taking the lead at Nebraska. 5:35, ESPNU.
Pete Volk [3:01 PM]:
Touchdown for Kansas State. They can tie it with a two-point conversion
Mark H Schipper [3:01 PM]:
Are the Football Playing Locketts engineered in this country or elsewhere? Like to think we can still do that with the best of ’em.
Pete Volk [3:01 PM]:
Kansas State drivin’. First and goal from the four
Jason Kirk [3:00 PM]:
Kim McCauley [3:00 PM]:
we’re getting dangerously close to christening this as F It Saturday 2014
Peter Berkes [2:59 PM]:
GOOD HEAVENS. Tennessee dodges a huge bullet. Great onside kick by ASU that bounced off like six guys.
ahowie [2:58 PM]:
The two teams participating in this Akron – Penn St sporting event are – how you say? – not good.
Pete Volk [2:58 PM]:
First play for KSU — pass interference, Iowa State. Cyclones can’t afford mistakes right now
Hambone179 [2:58 PM]:
That’s BS. Iowa State was robbed!
Jason Kirk [2:57 PM]:
McNeese State is cracking the red zone and might be about to take the lead on Nebraska. ESPNU.
Pete Volk [2:57 PM]:
It’s an interception. Ruling on the field stands for Kansas State
Peter Berkes [2:56 PM]:
If Arkansas State can score again in the next few minutes, there could be some late fireworks in Knoxville.
Mark H Schipper [2:55 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni Do you know what an undefeated season at Auburn looks like? . . . Well, I guess we all do, now. But so does he, is the point. Want that for Florida? (Chuck Amato also part of an elite 90s package deal)
Peter Berkes [2:55 PM]:
Arkansas State pulls back a touchdown on a nice run to the pylon, but they’re still down two scores 31-19.
Pete Volk [2:55 PM]:
@Pete Volk INT is under review. KSU defender appeared to strip the ball from Jarvis West
Hambone179 [2:54 PM]:
@Pete Volk Not for long. He was down.
The Big Cup [2:54 PM]:
Bowden’s revenge on Florida coming
Pete Volk [2:53 PM]:
Kansas State with a HUGE takeaway with around 9 minutes left. Still trail by 8
Oh No Romo [2:53 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni Don’t be ridiculous! It’s Dan McCarney’s job to lose.
Ryan Nanni [2:53 PM]:
Guys, I need you to tell me that Terry Bowden won’t get the Florida job.
Oh No Romo [2:51 PM]:
Illinois scores on a pick six!
Oh No Romo [2:49 PM]:
Mississippi State scores on a pick six, which came several plays after a red zone interception.
Peter Berkes [2:48 PM]:
Ah good, two red zone INTs for Christian Hackenberg today. Not his greatest day at the office.
Mark H Schipper [2:47 PM]:
If K-State was running offense when a hypothetical game ended, would they continue to execute plays on air until they scored/got stopped on downs, purely on the principle of it?
Peter Berkes [2:47 PM]:
Beginning to get the feeling this one is slipping away from Arkansas State.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:47 PM]:
This K State Iowa State game is just two guys trying to prove they can knock someone out without moving their feet. Awkward slug after awkward slug
Hambone179 [2:46 PM]:
Smells like an upset to me.
Oh No Romo [2:46 PM]:
Everybody run! Paul Rhoads is apparently going crazy on the sideline.
Pete Volk [2:45 PM]:
KSU gets nine yards, attempt to quick-snap the QB sneak on fourth and one and gets stuffed. Paul Rhoads goes nuts on the sidelines again
Pete Volk [2:44 PM]:
Big 3rd and 10 for Kansas State here
chuckycrater [2:44 PM]:
@Peter Berkes keep getting dem checks
Mark H Schipper [2:43 PM]:
Decisive Illinois strike . . . (lead now by one)
Peter Berkes [2:43 PM]:
@chuckycrater June Jones was on a plane to take the Arizona State job not all that long ago. Man.
chuckycrater [2:41 PM]:
End 3Q: North Texas 29, SMU owes June Jones $2 million a year through 2017
Mark H Schipper [2:40 PM]:
Nebraska fans are going to impress the nation with their rational response to this McNeese game – whatever the outcome . . . I repeat – whatever the outcome.
Oh No Romo [2:40 PM]:
9-0 South Alabama leads Kent State
Matthew Kenerly [2:39 PM]:
Georgia State still wants ’Bama, up 10-0 on New Mexico State now
Jason Kirk [2:37 PM]:
On ESPNU, McNeese State is now down by 4 at Nebraska. Fourth quarter.
Oh No Romo [2:36 PM]:
So South Alabama is leading Kent State 2-0.
Mark H Schipper [2:36 PM]:
The thing you’re ecstatic about if you’re Illinois, I think, is that A) You’re playing at home in front of friendlies & B) You’re within striking distance headed to #4. What more could a young football program on the make ask for?
Peter Berkes [2:35 PM]:
DaeSean Hamilton just ran about 80 yards to get back to the line of scrimmage on a horribly executed reverse
Jason Kirk [2:35 PM]:
@Peter Berkes No lies
Pete Volk [2:34 PM]:
Daniel Sams is like if Denard had been completely insane.
— Jane Coaston (@cjane87) September 6, 2014
Kim McCauley [2:34 PM]:
a man named Wonderful Terry tho
Clay Wendler [2:33 PM]:
Peter Berkes [2:32 PM]:
They really do play turn down for what on every 3rd down at Tennessee. This is not great.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:31 PM]:
Illinois luck to only be down 6 to WKY
Jason Kirk [2:31 PM]:
18-minute touchdown drive just getting underway for K-State.
Mark H Schipper [2:31 PM]:
@Jason Kirk What about the one where you don’t even go to school but just take out a loan & send the checks. I thought that had gotten close to openly contradicting the University’s mission.
Peter Berkes [2:30 PM]:
@Jason Kirk it all jumped the tracks when Auburn blew up that poor dog
Mark H Schipper [2:30 PM]:
- Rhoads (dammit)
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:29 PM]:
Illinois needs work on the footballing
Jason Kirk [2:29 PM]:
School ads have gotten weirder by the year, in my opinion.
Mark H Schipper [2:29 PM]:
Paul Rhodes field position WAR clenched jaw face
Jason Kirk [2:28 PM]:
SAM FOOTBALL. Iowa State sacked for loss of 5 after QB Richardson ran a 5k in the pocket
Matthew Kenerly [2:27 PM]:
Fresno State’s uniforms today look suspiciously like UNLV
Mark H Schipper [2:26 PM]:
I nominated the SMU vs North Texas RIVALRY be called the Hayden Fry Invitational with a picnic to follow (or precede, I’m open to well articulated opposition opinions)
Matthew Kenerly [2:26 PM]:
Weird that I’m in Central California and I’ve been blacked out from watching UAB/Miss St online. Any idea how that works?
Peter Berkes [2:25 PM]:
I was going back to make a vine of that stupid pass to Hackenberg and missed the touchdown. 14-3 Penn State.
Pete Volk [2:25 PM]:
Iowa State converts on third and three on the QB run. Cyclones drivin’
Jason Kirk [2:24 PM]:
SMU offense on pace for ~200 yards today. So maybe Baylor’s defense isn’t THAT good.
Oh No Romo [2:23 PM]:
Sorry, 28-3!
Oh No Romo [2:23 PM]:
Army scores again….28-6.
Peter Berkes [2:22 PM]:
Hackenberg to Geno Lewis and Penn State converts just your average 3rd and 25
Pete Volk [2:22 PM]:
Huge third down stop for Iowa State’s defense again. Ames is TURNT
Pete Volk [2:20 PM]:
Meanwhile, Central Michigan has the ball up 28-10 against Purdue
Pete Volk [2:19 PM]:
@Oh No Romo #FUNBELT #FUNBELT
Peter Berkes [2:19 PM]:
Tennessee is up 31-12 on Arkansas State. Not sure the dream will survive.
Rodger Sherman [2:18 PM]:
UConn up 9 on Stony Brook :( :( :(
Pete Volk [2:18 PM]:
Kansas State gets a big third down stop of their own. Bill Snyder does not go full Hulk
Jason Kirk [2:18 PM]:
Looks like K-State stuffed an Iowa State fourth down try. Dudes in purple in the crowd throwing up hand signs re: that.
Oh No Romo [2:18 PM]:
Georgia State is currently up 7-0 on New Mexico State
ROFLCOPTER16 [2:18 PM]:
@Jason Kirk that’s like the hulk fighting juggernaut
Mark H Schipper [2:17 PM]:
@Jason Kirk That, Sir, cannot happen. The most that can happen is an infiniti collision between equally powerful opposing forces that peters out with the sunset.
Jason Kirk [2:16 PM]:
Iowa State’s driving, in case you’d worried the Ames magic had succumbed to the powers of Bill Snyder magic.
Peter Berkes [2:14 PM]:
Penn State – Akron is HIDEOUS
Matthew Kenerly [2:13 PM]:
UConn just ran back a punt for a score, which it looks like they desperately needed.
Jason Kirk [2:13 PM]:
ALERT KANSAS STATE-IOWA STATE BACK ON FS1
Jason Kirk [2:12 PM]:
Via @AndrewGreif, a person in Eugene who is asking for money: 
Mark H Schipper [2:09 PM]:
Tim Beckman is probably a Kodiak Ice guy. Just guessing but Copenhagen probably a little fancy for what he’s trying to accomplish up there.
Oh No Romo [2:07 PM]:
@nate.siems Pure Dumb Luck will be the official title for the 2014 Illinois Football Video.
Clay Wendler [2:06 PM]:
Ryan Carp [2:06 PM]:
@Milk Steak that’s happened twice today
Siems [2:06 PM]:
@Milk Steak “Pure dumb luck”…Isn’t that Illinois game strategy?
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:05 PM]:
Illinois just fumble chucked the ball on 2nd and goal and got it back by pure dumb luck
Jason Kirk [2:03 PM]:
To Arkansas State-Tennessee here. Wisconsin’s finally got that FCS deal laced up, and good for Wisconsin.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [2:02 PM]:
The leatherneck dream seems to be over
Pete Volk [2:02 PM]:
(this is re: Hackenberg, all, sorry for the confusion)
Pete Volk [2:02 PM]:
@Jason Kirk the phone*
Pete Volk [2:02 PM]:
@Jason Kirk he holds the throw like he’s about to chuck it
Mark H Schipper [2:01 PM]:
What would happen if Terry Bowden’s hair got onto Chuck Amato’s chest?
Jason Kirk [2:00 PM]:
Penn State QB Christian Hackenberg: "I don't know what the f*** we're doing."
It’s generally advisable for a quarterback to have an idea what the (expletive deleted) his team is doing.
Mark H Schipper [1:59 PM]:
This team: W-e-s-t-e-r-n K-t-k-y looks pretty damn good oh wait just saw the opponent is Illinois – nevermind they’re probably a two win team no way to tell
Peter Berkes [1:58 PM]:
pretty excellent helmet to helmet hit on Hackenberg
Peter Berkes [1:56 PM]:
@mark.schipper.18 fitness is important
Jason Kirk [1:54 PM]:
@mark.schipper.18 Good idea
Mark H Schipper [1:54 PM]:
I’m gonna do pushups until K-State & ISU comes back on. Join me or don’t
Peter Berkes [1:53 PM]:
@Jason Kirk He was on the phone with me, concurring
Jason Kirk [1:52 PM]:
Via @BSDTweet, Penn State’s QB appears to not know what the f:):):) Penn State is doing
Oh No Romo [1:49 PM]:
Navy’s about to go up 17-7 on Temple, PAT pending
Jason Kirk [1:49 PM]:
“Can you imagine how bad the Big Ten would look today if it didn’t have Rutgers” took us only two weeks to get to, but we can all enjoy the fact that it’s here.
Jason Kirk [1:47 PM]:
Iowa State crowd pretty much one big Paul Rhoads vine at all times.
Pete Volk [1:46 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman hard to get an accurate count as the number fluctuates with frequency
Rodger Sherman [1:46 PM]:
are there more gronks than stoopses
Oh No Romo [1:46 PM]:
The idea of wanting to play for Iowa State sounds funny to me. And I live in this state.
Rodger Sherman [1:46 PM]:
how many gronks are there
Mark H Schipper [1:45 PM]:
Umm, Gronkowski sighting in Ames. Forgot he was playing football, performed perp takedown in the open field, negates 2 pt conversion. In New England in bed with a stripper, older brother smiles.
Jason Kirk [1:45 PM]:
Iowa State crowd raging like undead horde after every play. This is without question the game to watch.
Siems [1:45 PM]:
Melvin Gordon getting his legs underneath him now
Jason Kirk [1:44 PM]:
- conversion, not TD
Jason Kirk [1:44 PM]:
Elaborate holding by LIL GRONK wipes out K-State TD. Believe I’ve seen Jim Duggan perform that takedown.
Pete Volk [1:44 PM]:
Kansas State goes for two, succeeds, YOUNG GRONK gets called for holding.
Peter Berkes [1:43 PM]:
Peter Berkes [1:43 PM]:
TERRY BOWDEN
Jason Kirk [1:43 PM]:
@Peter Berkes North Dakota State really is the team Will Muschamp has, in his head.
Peter Berkes [1:43 PM]:
OMG I GOT IT
Pete Volk [1:43 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Seconded
Peter Berkes [1:42 PM]:
@Jason Kirk I would put a $20 down on the table right now to see NDSU play Florida
Jason Kirk [1:42 PM]:
Buffalo, losing by 18 to Army, hosts Baylor soon.
Jason Kirk [1:41 PM]:
Winner of Iowa State-Kansas State gets another shot at North Dakota State, or doesn’t have to play North Dakota State again? I’d prefer the latter, myself.
Pete Volk [1:40 PM]:
Kansas State touchdown. They are apparently not fans of the narrative
Peter Berkes [1:40 PM]:
It’s so good to hear Mack Brown say “progrum”
Pete Volk [1:39 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Also took the lead with an 82-yard punt return TD #HEISMAN #HEISMAN #HEISMAN
Pete Volk [1:39 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Easily would be third best in B1G
Rodger Sherman [1:39 PM]:
@Clay Wendler DAMN
Jason Kirk [1:38 PM]:
So Iowa State WR Jarvis West is a better thrower than how many starting QBs?
Clay Wendler [1:36 PM]:
Jason Kirk [1:36 PM]:
SMU down 68-0 through six quarters!
Siems [1:34 PM]:
@Jason Kirk FIRE UP LOUD! ANOTHER ROUND OF SHOTS!
Pete Volk [1:34 PM]:
The guy who threw that WR reverse TD pass? 82-yard punt return touchdown earlier today. Jarvis West is the truth
Peter Berkes [1:34 PM]:
21-3 Army over Buffalo. I want to cry.
Siems [1:33 PM]:
Depresses me how good Mangino’s offense is doing against KState
Jason Kirk [1:33 PM]:
Trying to watch Tennessee, but this TURN DOWN FOR WHAT on every third down nonsense isn’t letting me.
Matt Brown [1:32 PM]:
Paul Rhodes is so proud of that trick play
Jason Kirk [1:32 PM]:
Dabo’s late! 
(USA Today)
Pete Volk [1:31 PM]:
IOWA STATE TOUCHDOWN
Ryan Carp [1:31 PM]:
holy trickery Batman
Oh No Romo [1:31 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Sure enough…Army scores a TD. They’re about to go up 21-3 on Buffalo
Oh No Romo [1:30 PM]:
Party’s over! UConn just scored and took the lead.
Peter Berkes [1:29 PM]:
@Oh No Romo Sick of this.
Oh No Romo [1:28 PM]:
Army picked off Buffalo just before halftime and might add to their lead.
Pete Volk [1:28 PM]:
Kansas State completes the 42-yard completion on third-and-10….and it’s called back on offensive pass interference.
Peter Berkes [1:28 PM]:
Tennessee just went up 24-12 on ASU, for those that still can’t see the game and/or care.
Pete Volk [1:27 PM]:
Kansas State just got called for their third critical false start of the half.
Jason Kirk [1:25 PM]:
6'6, 340-pound Jordan Phillips scores FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN*
*It was called short due to a blocking penalty on a fellow Sooner, but that makes it zero percent less beautiful.
Clay Wendler [1:25 PM]:
Siems [1:24 PM]:
I always feel the need to root for Western Illinois. So many NSIC ties on that team
Rodger Sherman [1:21 PM]:
Purdue converts fourth and one, called back for 12 men, misses ensuing field goal, still down 21-7 to CMU. BIG TEEEHHN!
— mgoblog (@mgoblog) September 6, 2014
Rodger Sherman [1:18 PM]:
@Peter Berkes #footprint
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [1:18 PM]:
At the moment Paul Rhodes is using his happy screams. Iowa st td
Peter Berkes [1:18 PM]:
Akron punting from the Penn State 35 and they've now passed the Big Ten entrance requirements.
— Ben Jones (@Ben_Jones88) September 6, 2014
Pete Volk [1:17 PM]:
Touchdown Iowa State!
Sailor Ripley [1:17 PM]:
Paul Rhoads hasn’t been that mad since Mack Brown’s refs stole that game from him.
Oh No Romo [1:17 PM]:
Now it’s 17-7 over Illinois.
Matthew Kenerly [1:16 PM]:
Akron’s WRs have a serious case of the drops today, man
Oh No Romo [1:16 PM]:
Western Kentucky scores again!
Jason Kirk [1:15 PM]:
Last week’s Paul Rhoads freakout!
Jason Kirk [1:15 PM]:
Jason Kirk [1:13 PM]:
Paul Rhoads freakout of the week:
janlam [1:12 PM]:
thanks
Jason Kirk [1:12 PM]:
@janlam None of us can watch the Vols game in here, but it should be airing on the SEC Network’s alternate channel now.
janlam [1:10 PM]:
why can’t I watch vols game on here
sandy.northrop.7 [1:10 PM]:
so a CMU team who could barely beat Chattanooga is up 14 on Purdue?
Oh No Romo [1:10 PM]:
Navy fumbles and Temple recovers in the end zone for the touchdown.
Jason Kirk [1:09 PM]:
WISCONSIN OFFENSE SCORED??
Pete Volk [1:09 PM]:
@Oh No Romo smh
Peter Berkes [1:08 PM]:
@Jason Kirk a heartland ouroboros
Jason Kirk [1:08 PM]:
Kansas State trailing Iowa State, which lost to North Dakota State, which beat Kansas State last year.
Peter Berkes [1:08 PM]:
If Christian Hackenberg doesn’t get it together, he may fall from the top spot of Danny Kanell’s QB Stock Report
Oh No Romo [1:08 PM]:
Illinois missed game-tying field goal. Western Kentucky still leads 10-7.
Jason Kirk [1:08 PM]:
Stony Brook still beating UConn.
Rodger Sherman [1:07 PM]:
If 2-0 holds, let’s raise a fund for counseling for that poor Leatherneck kickoff returner
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [1:07 PM]:
@Oh No Romo You know, I’m not sure which would be preferable.
Alfie Crow [1:06 PM]:
They ’spose to be B1G
Clay Wendler [1:06 PM]:
Oh No Romo [1:06 PM]:
@Matt Brown Maryland
Ryan Carp [1:06 PM]:
@Matt Brown Rutgers
Matt Brown [1:05 PM]:
Which Big Ten team is Al Golden coaching next season? Rutgers or Illinois?
Oh No Romo [1:04 PM]:
If anyone was wondering, Clemson leads South Carolina State 10-0 late in the first quarter.
Jason Kirk [1:04 PM]:
Somehow, Wisconsin’s 2-0 seems even more pathetic than if this was 0-0 heading toward the half.
Jason Kirk [1:02 PM]:
This is among the grimmest collection of #noonscores ever beheld.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [1:02 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Already testing trust levels on new dog by moving to new apartment and forcing him to watch B1G football so staying in and making burgers
Peter Berkes [1:00 PM]:
You know, in case you want to see televised murder.
Peter Berkes [1:00 PM]:
Buffalo is getting truck sticked 14-3 by Army. They host Baylor on Friday night.
Kim McCauley [1:00 PM]:
Wisconsin is this year’s Northwestern. They should have pulled the minor upset in a huge game and collapsed. They will now crash and burn and play below their talent level for the remainder of the season.
Rodger Sherman [12:59 PM]:
Wisconsin absolutely STONEWALLED on fourth-and-1 by Western Illinois. This is not the Wisconsin I know.
Pete Volk [12:58 PM]:
Iowa State touchdown on the punt return!
Brian Towle [12:57 PM]:
HAHAHAAHA MCNEESE PICK 6 SOMEONE HOLD ME.
Oh No Romo [12:57 PM]:
Western Kentucky is now leading 10-7 over Illinois.
Pete Volk [12:57 PM]:
Iowa State just got a big defensive stop against Kansas State as well
Pete Volk [12:57 PM]:
Touchdown North Texas. 10-0 lead over SMU.
Jason Kirk [12:56 PM]:
It was me spoiler alert
Oh No Romo [12:56 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Haven’t decided on food yet.
Jason Kirk [12:56 PM]:
Who’s that idiot at this website who bumped up Wisconsin in the bowl pecking order just a few days ago
Matthew Kenerly [12:56 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Dang, I haven’t eaten thought about breakfast yet… Cookie Crisp, I guess?
Pete Volk [12:54 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Honey braided pretzel twists, because it appears either a pack of raccoons or bloggers raided the Vox DC office last night
Kim McCauley [12:53 PM]:
I’m about to walk here to grab lunch: http://onsandwiches.com/2011/08/24/the-istanbul-sundevich-9th-st-nwthe/
Jason Kirk [12:53 PM]:
@Peter Berkes Have already hit the Waffle House-Chick-fil-A combo today, so I’m briefly the governor of Georgia.
Pete Volk [12:53 PM]:
46 straight games with a forced turnover continues for Missouri, longest by far in FBS. Forced a turnover off their own turnover, because #innovation
Oh No Romo [12:53 PM]:
So Rutgers is no longer losing to Howard. In fact, they’re leading 17-7.
Peter Berkes [12:53 PM]:
What’s everyone eating today? I’m having ribs!
Pete Volk [12:52 PM]:
Ruling on the field stands, Missouri gets the ball back
Matthew Kenerly [12:51 PM]:
Hackenberg just threw an INT, but that Akron DB had to make a heck of a play to keep a foot inbounds
Kim McCauley [12:51 PM]:
That’s a really awful pick by Mauk and an awesome strip of the defender by the Mizzou WR
Oh No Romo [12:51 PM]:
Iowa State just scored…so it won’t be a shutout
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:50 PM]:
Wisconsin having trouble this week due to a step up in competition
Kim McCauley [12:50 PM]:
Toledo-Mizzou is awesome
Jason Kirk [12:50 PM]:
Tennessee fans are maaaaaaaaaaaaad at DirecTV
Tennessee fans can’t find their game. They are not okay with this.
Pete Volk [12:50 PM]:
or so it appears, referees discussing
Charlie Gebow [12:50 PM]:
INTERCEPTFUMBLE
Oh No Romo [12:49 PM]:
Wait, what just happened with Mizzou-Toledo?
Pete Volk [12:49 PM]:
Mauk gets picked off by Toledo. Rockets’ defender brings it into red zone, fumbles, Tigers recover
Matt Brown [12:48 PM]:
college gameday to North Dakota next week if they win, apparently
Peter Berkes [12:47 PM]:
Like, he was just standing there.
Peter Berkes [12:47 PM]:
Laughing out loud at Christian Hackenberg not even moving his feet due to Akron’s lack of pressure
Ryan Carp [12:45 PM]:
@Oh No Romo neither team wants to win the game
Oh No Romo [12:44 PM]:
Illinois went for it from the 1-yard line on third and fourth downs against WKU and couldn’t score.
— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) September 6, 2014
Matt Brown [12:43 PM]:
I didn’t realize that Wisconsin is actually getting outgained by Western Illinois until just now. Into the 2nd quarter.
Pete Volk [12:42 PM]:
TD Mizzou. They’re up a score on Toledo, 14-7
Oh No Romo [12:40 PM]:
Another UConn turnover. Whitmer dropped back to pass and the ball slipped out of his hand.
Christopher Novak [12:38 PM]:
Jacob Coker alert
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:38 PM]:
Rutgers wheel route
Jason Kirk [12:38 PM]:
FAU has been outscored 76-7 through five quarters (against Nebraska and Alabama).
Oh No Romo [12:37 PM]:
Wisconsin’s lead remains 2-0 over Western Illinois
Alfie Crow [12:37 PM]:
Boy that was a nifty touchdown by Toledo
Rodger Sherman [12:37 PM]:
Bama only up 21-0 on FAU.
Clay Wendler [12:36 PM]:
Kim McCauley [12:35 PM]:
war damn toledo
Oh No Romo [12:35 PM]:
@Milk Steak Well it was more a bumper, so like 10-15 seconds as they were going to commercial break.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:35 PM]:
@Oh No Romo They had 30 seconds to kill?
Jason Kirk [12:34 PM]:
TOLEDO TIES MISSOURI. #noonscores
Peter Berkes [12:34 PM]:
WHEEL ROUTE TD PENN STATE
Oh No Romo [12:34 PM]:
The Rutgers B1G broadcast just showed a segment titled “Great Moments in Rutgers Football.”
Jason Kirk [12:34 PM]:
Introducing The B1G-MAC Swap
We’ve teamed up with Jesse Collins from Off Tackle Empire, the B1G blog here at SB Nation, to try and demote a B1G team to the MAC after Week 1.
Jason Kirk [12:34 PM]:
And Purdue wasn’t even the team our MAC and general Big Ten sites agreed would be relegated to the MAC …
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:34 PM]:
So what shade of just for men did Bowden buy? I’m going with cornfield
Jason Kirk [12:32 PM]:
Terry Bowden’s hair is a topic today. Your thoughts?
BOWDEN BAWL pic.twitter.com/IC2v1UIFZq
— Hustle Belt (@HustleBelt) September 6, 2014
Clay Wendler [12:32 PM]:
Jason Kirk [12:31 PM]:
So Sack A Mauk Mauk Mauk
Christopher Novak [12:31 PM]:
Geez, Mauk. What a terrible throw
Peter Berkes [12:31 PM]:
TERRY BOWDEN’S HAIR
Timinole [12:30 PM]:
Central Michigan is my 3 seed.
Jason Kirk [12:30 PM]:
SMU has 63 yards already against UNT, 1 fewer than they had all game last week against that @BUFootball defense.
— OurDailyBears (@OurDailyBears) September 6, 2014
Pete Volk [12:30 PM]:
Maty Mauk almost got picked the heck off here against Toledo
Jason Kirk [12:30 PM]:
Central Michigan beat Chattanooga 20-16 last week. Up 14-0 at Purdue now.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) September 6, 2014
Rodger Sherman [12:30 PM]:
@Peter Berkes zippideedoodaahhhhhhhh
Peter Berkes [12:29 PM]:
I am getting the distinct feeling that Penn State and Akron are just going to gnaw on each other for the next few hours. There will be no fun.
Oh No Romo [12:29 PM]:
Meanwhile in Champagne, Wes Lunt fumbles the snap and turns the ball over to Western Kentucky. Illini lead 7-0.
Jason Kirk [12:29 PM]:
Oklahoma 14, Tulsa 0. Time to watch Toledo!
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:28 PM]:
Central Michigan receiver still waiting to be tackled in absolute confusion
Rodger Sherman [12:28 PM]:
Fun Western Illinois facts: their male teams are the Leathernecks and their female teams are the Westerwinds.
Oh No Romo [12:28 PM]:
Rutgers settles for a field goal, trailing 7-3 to Howard.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:27 PM]:
PURDUE
Oh No Romo [12:27 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Depends on your definition.
Rodger Sherman [12:27 PM]:
Is Stony Brook beating UConn an upset? Is it really an upset?
Oh No Romo [12:26 PM]:
Your new score: Stony Brook 7, UConn 3
Peter Berkes [12:26 PM]:
@Milk Steak rigorous calisthenics regimen should keep that stuff at bay
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:25 PM]:
So as a new B1G fan I have a question. Is there just one vaccine or do I have to take different ones to avoid catching Purdue or Illinois?
Oh No Romo [12:25 PM]:
UConn fumble, Stony Brook recovers in the end zone for a touchdown.
Jason Kirk [12:25 PM]:
Brian Towle [12:25 PM]:
Jordan Westerkamp with a regular catch for a TD BAH.
Rodger Sherman [12:25 PM]:
mcneese state is no longer beating nebraska.
Peter Berkes [12:25 PM]:
@Jason Kirk GAME OVER, RETURN OF PHIL HANSEN
Christopher Novak [12:24 PM]:
@Jason Kirk !!!!!
Lisa Lewis [12:24 PM]:
tennessee
Jason Kirk [12:24 PM]:
Why we think that's awesome: http://t.co/Y8tAJOnEDN RT @MsPotts_ESPN: GameDay headed to #NDSU if they get the W today.
— SB✯Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) September 6, 2014
Alfie Crow [12:23 PM]:
@Peter Berkes I bet they do records on the bench now
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:23 PM]:
@Clay Wendler They haven’t quite caught on to how to do that vaping thing everyone is talking about in Toledo
Christopher Novak [12:22 PM]:
@Clay Wendler Heathens
Peter Berkes [12:22 PM]:
Important news: Chuck Amato is Akron’s defensive coordinator.
Clay Wendler [12:22 PM]:
Oh No Romo [12:22 PM]:
Ohhhh, they’re reviewing
Alfie Crow [12:21 PM]:
@Milk Steak no one gets out of Jack Trice alive. Literally, you could get stabbed.
Matt Brown [12:21 PM]:
Little known fact, btw…Big Ten Football Fever killed like, a third of Spain back in the 19th century
Oh No Romo [12:21 PM]:
Stony Brook almost forced a safety and…I don’t know…
Pete Volk [12:21 PM]:
Matt Brown [12:21 PM]:
Big Ten Football Fever everybody!
Kevin Trahan [12:21 PM]:
@Oh No Romo Would’ve been the best NYC fit for the Big Ten
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:20 PM]:
That Toledo fans has seen things, man you don’t even know
Peter Berkes [12:20 PM]:
@Oh No Romo As God intended
Oh No Romo [12:20 PM]:
Stony Brook celebrated a punt pinning UConn at the 1 yard line.
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:20 PM]:
I almost got excited for a real live conference game on fox sports but Iowa State
Jason Kirk [12:20 PM]:
Apologies again for that “’” business.
Clay Wendler [12:19 PM]:
Jason Kirk [12:19 PM]:
Best of 'College GameDay' at Michigan State-Oregon: Signmakers not yet in midseason form
A noticeable lack of technique and fundamentals plagued the GameDay signs in Eugene.
Brian Towle [12:19 PM]:
Good morning. Can anyone get the Windex Bloody Mary’s ready for the Nebraska folks pretty please?
Peter Berkes [12:19 PM]:
[sprints into room, completely out of breath] MCNEESE STATE IS UP ON NEBRASKA
Rodger Sherman [12:18 PM]:
MCNEESE STATE IS UP ON NEBRASKA
Alfie Crow [12:18 PM]:
Hey so McNeese State
Rodger Sherman [12:18 PM]:
**MCNEESE STATE UP ON NEBRASKA
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:18 PM]:
Ooof, leatherneck’s corner may not want to take the qb head on
Jason Kirk [12:18 PM]:
UConn losing to Stony Brook, Rutgers losing to Howard, Nebraska losing to McNeese State, Tennessee losing to Arkansas State. These are some exceptional #noonscores.
Rodger Sherman [12:18 PM]:
MCNEESE STATE UP ON NEBRASKA
Peter Berkes [12:17 PM]:
@Matt Brown it’s dangerous you know
Matt Brown [12:17 PM]:
Akron badly misses a field goal against Penn State. CAN’T LET THOSE BIG TEN TEAMS HANG AROUND, ZIPS
Peter Berkes [12:17 PM]:
Oh good lord, Akron’s kicker just shanked a 31 yarder really badly
Pete Volk [12:16 PM]:
North Texas kicks a field goal and takes an early 3-0 lead over SMU
Secretary of Balloon Doggies [12:15 PM]:
Aww horsefeathers I missed a safety
Rodger Sherman [12:15 PM]:
When’s the last time an SEC team played a MAC team on the road? gotta be never, right?
Peter Berkes [12:14 PM]:
Buffalo leads Army 3-0! Get loud, people!
Oh No Romo [12:13 PM]:
Touchdown Howard! They’re leading Rutgers.
Clay Wendler [12:13 PM]:
Oh No Romo [12:12 PM]:
@Jason Kirk If I say yes, am I immediately placed on watch list?
Clay Wendler [12:11 PM]:
Jason Kirk [12:11 PM]:
WHO’S WATCHING STONY BROOK-UCONN
Rodger Sherman [12:10 PM]:
i’m watching mizzou toledo but i’m not happy about it
Matt Brown [12:09 PM]:
Tempe’s helmet here is certainly…a thing! 
Jason Kirk [12:09 PM]:
Lee Corso kisses Oregon Duck, turns into a duck
The Duck refused to pick Stanford-USC, and Corso loved him for it.
Peter Berkes [12:09 PM]:
Akron is looking lively on their first drive. It kind of feels like Penn State played last week on a different continent.
Charlie Gebow [12:08 PM]:
Watching Mizzou/Toledo, will immediately change over should the Zips put the scare in another B1G team
Jason Kirk [12:08 PM]:
Three plays in, Oklahoma’s winning in Tulsa. This will be great for Oklahoma’s recruiting efforts in Tulsa.
Jason Kirk [12:08 PM]:
Toledo should straight up launch rockets from the crowd.
Matt Brown [12:08 PM]:
Toledo’s first drive is punishment for the vuvuzelas
Jason Kirk [12:08 PM]:
A vuvuzela’s just a clangatube, in my opinion.
Peter Berkes [12:07 PM]:
Waiting on the first Terry Bowden camera shot so I can see if he still looks like Veruca Salt
cmigbear [12:07 PM]:
And with the first play OU shows just how outclassed Tulsa is here.
Christopher Novak [12:07 PM]:
Mizz/Toledo with OU/Tulsa on backup for me
cmigbear [12:07 PM]:
Watching OU/Tulsa with KSU/ISU and MIZZ/TOL on backup.
Rodger Sherman [12:06 PM]:
are vuvuzelas allowed? they’re not artificial noisemakers but still
Alfie Crow [12:06 PM]:
Sounds like Mizzou is playing in the 2010 World Cup
Christopher Novak [12:05 PM]:
@Pete Volk It’s coming, that’s for sure
Peter Berkes [12:05 PM]:
I just realized that was a minecraft reference from Puddles. My God, what a time we live in.
Pete Volk [12:05 PM]:
Dibs on the first #MAUKtion joke
Charlie Gebow [12:05 PM]:
ona state is at New Mexico damnable premature hitting of post button
Oh No Romo [12:05 PM]:
And the referees ruled it a safety! Wisconsin is up 2-0.
Charlie Gebow [12:04 PM]:
@Rodger Sherman Same reason that Ariz
Jason Kirk [12:04 PM]:
Watching Oklahoma-Tulsa with Mizzou-Toledo on backup here. How bout y’all?
Kim McCauley [12:04 PM]:
The internet tells me that Mizzou is only -4 so I’m watching that
Oh No Romo [12:04 PM]:
Wisconsin’s challenging the touchback call
Alfie Crow [12:04 PM]:
Warning: Mizzou/Toledo is Matt Millen country
Rodger Sherman [12:04 PM]:
mizzou and oklahoma on the road at toledo and tulsa because ?
Clay Wendler [12:03 PM]:
Kevin Trahan [12:03 PM]:
These Vuvuzelas at the Toledo game are insufferable
Oh No Romo [12:02 PM]:
Western Illinois nearly had a safety on the opening kickoff.
Jason Kirk [12:01 PM]:
Minecraft Duck accompanied by human duck. This is the greatest sport on earth
Charlie Gebow [11:59 AM]:
The duck put a cardboard duck on his duck head which is one a human head
Jason Kirk [11:58 AM]:
@Oh No Romo Best Real World-Road Rules season ever
Oh No Romo [11:58 AM]:
And by later in the year, I mean next week.
Oh No Romo [11:58 AM]:
Can they just do a Best Of Gameday Pickers later in the year so we can get Puddles and Stone Cold Steve Austin on the same set?
Pete Volk [11:57 AM]:
LEE CORSO JUST KISSED THAT DUCK
Jason Kirk [11:57 AM]:
Pete Volk [11:57 AM]:
FOOTBAWL
CyHawk [11:56 AM]:
CORN > WHEAT
Jason Kirk [11:54 AM]:
Jason Kirk [11:54 AM]:
Saturday college football TV/streaming schedule for Sept. 6, 2014
Let’s have a college football Saturday! It’s not the greatest of its kind, but it’s certainly one of them, and there’s at least enough to keep you busy through each time slot today.
No. 7 Michigan State at No. 3 Oregon at 6:30 ET is the headliner. It should rank as the biggest game of September, it’s the perfect clash of styles, and its one of the games that should eventually tell us the most…
Jason Kirk [11:53 AM]:
Hey, y’all! We’ll be in here soon. Prop your feet up!
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