Missouri lost to Vanderbilt, 10-3, on Saturday, giving the Commodores their first SEC win since 2013. It also dropped Mizzou to 4-4 on the season. The Tigers have a good defense, but the offense has been absolutely atrocious in the three weeks since beating South Carolina on October 3, with losses to Florida, Georgia and Vanderbilt, ranking 121st in the country heading into this week, according to S&P+. That’s likely to get even worse.
Mizzou hasn’t scored a touchdown since October 3, and 11 other sad facts
Probably not winning the SEC East again this year.


In honor of this awful, awful offense, here’s a look at the historical events that have happened since the last time Mizzou last accomplished anything resembling competent offense.
- Miami (Ohio), the worst scoring offense in the country, has two touchdowns since October 3.
DID YOU KNOW: The last time Missouri scored a touchdown, the Cardinals were not yet eliminated from World Series contention.
— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) October 24, 2015 - Washington State quarterback Luke Falk has 1,426 passing yards and 16 touchdowns since October 3. Mizzou has 609 total yards in that span.
Missouri scored 36 points in October.
— Mark Ennis (@MarkEnnis) October 24, 2015 - Star Baylor wide receiver Corey Coleman has seven touchdowns on his own since the last Mizzou touchdown.
Missouri's last touchdown came against South Carolina, back when Steve Spurrier was still a week away from resigning.
— Alligator Army (@AlligatorArmy) October 24, 2015 - Florida had more points against Missouri (21) than Missouri has had since October 3 (12).
Since #Mizzou last scored a touchdown, there have been 746 points scored by #SEC teams. The Tigers have scored 12 of them.
— Gabe DeArmond (@GabeDeArmond) October 24, 2015 - Baylor has scored 173 points since October 3. Missouri has scored 12.
Mizzou-Vandy was the lowest over under (34) since 2004. They cleared it by 21 points.
— David Ubben (@davidubben) October 24, 2015 - The St. Louis Rams have four touchdowns since then, and they had a bye week.











