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Georgia Southern’s turning Nick Saban’s ‘s*** through a tin horn’ rant into t-shirts

If you ever wanted a shirt that compares Georgia Southern’s running game to defecating into a musical instrument, you are in luck.

It only took Georgia Southern two days to turn Nick Saban’s bold comments about the Eagles’ 2011 performance against Alabama into a t-shirt. Behold, the only NCAA-affiliated t-shirt to compare a team’s triple option to “shit through a tin horn.”

Saban made the quote on Wednesday during his weekly press conference. The Crimson Tide face 9-1 Charleston Southern this weekend, and he used the Eagles as an example to prove how dangerous an FCS foe can be.

Or, if you’d prefer a transcription of the quote in question:

Y’all don’t remember the Georgia Southern game, do you? I don’t think we had a guy on that field that didn’t play in the NFL and about four or five of them were first-round draft picks, and I think that team won a national championship but I’m not sure.

And they ran through our ass like shit through a tin horn, man, and we could not stop them. We could not stop them. Could not stop them.

Also notable: Saban has won so many national championships that he’s no longer sure which teams they are.

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