Keep humping that reindeer, Oklahoma State fan
Go Pokes.
[Takes very deep breath, pausing in a considerate manner]
Well, you see ...
The, uhhh, the thing is, umm ...
He, uhh, he must’ve gotten that extremely large plush reindeer in the stadium by, uhh, well ...
I’m sure there’s a perfectly good reason ...
[Pauses again, scratching chin and looking out the window]
I don’t know, but as long as everyone’s having fun, it’s fine.
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