Alabama’s best ‘College GameDay’ signs for LSU are just basic facts about Leonard Fournette

ESPN College GameDay is back at Alabama this Saturday for the massive game between No. 2 LSU and No. 4 Alabama. It was the obvious choice, even in a week full of big games, but once again, the signs in Tuscaloosa are really lame.

Let’s get the good signs out of the way first.

And the following appear to be simple biographic, normal human facts about Leonard Fournette.

That concludes our good sign portion of the show, and even calling some of those “good” is a stretch. I’m tempted to say “We want Memphis” is funny, but that would mean an Alabama fan is capable of self-deprecation, a phenomenon yet to be observed in the wild. We simply need to do more research.

Okay, so what’s the joke here? That Fournette looks and plays like a full grown man, not a college sophomore? Cool, I guess?

And then there’s this one. Two of Alabama’s biggest rivals are the Tigers in LSU and Auburn, and yes, the real life animals also happen to be endangered. Hilarious. Also appreciate that this person went to the trouble of plastic wrapping their sign, just so the inclement weather wouldn’t damage this jewel of comedy.

Wait, so was your other sign made of grass? Or was it made out of a corn dog?

This would’ve been considerably better with no caption.

Hey, remember when Ohio State beat Alabama last year?

And then there’s this staggering work, which is so bad that it merited its own post breaking down just how terrible it is.