It’s a bit of a down period for college football coaches right now. Well, as much as college coaches have what normal people would consider “down time,” anyway. It seems like Arkansas head coach Bret Bielema is enjoying this time by going to a... neon party?
It’s been two weeks since Signing Day and Bret Bielema has already covered his body in neon paint
This is high achievement in the field of party outfits.
Had a neon night with @jenbielema with a great group of NIKE staff and coaches. #WoooPig good time. pic.twitter.com/jHojCJKMOX
— Bret Bielema (@BretBielema) February 16, 2016
I’ve been to some strange parties in my life, but never one where a SEC head coach dressed up like a Portugal. The Man album cover. But hey, it looks like everyone here was having fun, so this is all great. The white headband was an astute choice and really set the whole outfit off, but it doesn’t shine brightly enough to cover up the many splendored object that is his necktie and also the painted-on facial hair.
This level of planning and preparation reflect well on Arkansas’ chances for a big 2016. You heard it here first.
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