Tuesday, Nov. 8 is Election Day. Tensions will be high. Facebook will melt. Online will be terrible.
Hey, new College Football Playoff rankings will come out during the middle of Election Night
Prepare for the hollering-est night in the history of the internet.


Tuesday, Nov. 8 is also a new day for College Football Playoff rankings. ESPN will attempt to carve an hour out of the very tense and important night in order to release a list of 25 words. Charges of SEC bias will ring throughout the land. Danny Kanell and David Pollack will get in an hours-long street fight, which Wolf Blitzer will monitor via hologram as best he can.
Here is the new rankings release schedule:
Tuesday, Nov. 1, 7-8 p.m. ET, ESPN
Tuesday, Nov. 8, 7-8 p.m. ET, ESPN
Tuesday, Nov. 15, 9-9:30 p.m. ET*, ESPN
Tuesday, Nov. 22, 7-8 p.m. ET, ESPN
Tuesday, Nov. 29, 7-7:30 p.m. ET, ESPN
Sunday, Dec. 4 (Selection Day), Noon-4 p.m. ET, ESPN
*Approximate start time will be 9 p.m. from the Champions Classic basketball doubleheader at Madison Square Garden. The rankings will be revealed live between the Kentucky vs. Michigan State and Duke vs. Kansas basketball games.
I advise you to vote early and then remain indoors on that Tuesday and probably all other Tuesdays.











