Just in case you were one of the very few golf fans who wants to still ask if Tiger Woods is “finally back?”, here’s a handy dandy checklist to use when keeping score at home. Haters beware: you’re running out of ideas.
Unofficial ‘Is Tiger Back?’ Haters Checklist
Despite having won three times in 2013 and regaining the No.1 spot in the World Golf Rankings, there are bound to still be a few Tiger Woods-haters. Here’s a checklist you can use to hang on to your denial!
Ezra Shaw
(Note: As a friend of mine pointed out, you cannot win a Major before April. Just saying.)
| Tiger needs to make a tournament cut again | CHECK |
| Yeah, well, he needs to win a golf tournament | CHECK |
| How about one NOT named the "Chevron World Challenge"? | CHECK |
| Um... OK... well, what about two in one year, smart guy? | CHECK |
| What the... I MEANT THREE IN ONE YEAR! THREE!! | CHECK |
| FINE. He'll never win another tournament by multiple shots... | CHECK |
| DAMMIT. There's no way he'll putt like he did in 2009... | CHECK |
| Seriously?! Well... what about dating another smokin' hot blonde? | CHECK |
| .... never reach no.1 in the World Golf Rankings again? *whimper* | CHECK |
| Win another Major? | PENDING |
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