Below is a soundboard featuring some of Gucci Mane's most famous ad-libs, and it's sort of the greatest thing ever. Click on "choose a sound" to open your choices.
Behold! The Gucci Mane Soundboard
And if you’re so inclined... Some permutation of “Mwah” “Yeahhhh” “Uh” “No” and “Brick Squad” has got to be something close to what Gucci Mane sounds like during intercourse. Just sayin...
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The Chilean Miners story has been beaten into the ground and it hasn’t even been 24 hours. But still. It’s a pretty phenomenal moment for humanity--that we were able to figure out a way to get them out--and these pictures were great. And the miners’ mistresses fighting with their wives is even better. Phenomenal moment for humanity.
Speaking of photos, this is my new favorite Kevin Durant photo.
Two guys from Miami dressed up and pretended to be Russian last night. I wish I was cool to A.) come up with an idea like that B.) Pull it off and C.) Fool a Miami Herald reporter into writing about you, thus commemorating the night for the rest of your life.
Tom Scocca takes the NFL to task for its cancer awareness campaign. I promise it’s not nearly as heartless as it sounds.
Could Barack Obama get impeached? I’m sure that would be GREAT for the country.
And finally, Spencer Hall, defending Florida’s decision to allow Chris Rainey back:
Zero tolerance is a nice concept for those who don’t wield it, and is usually the first hammer someone with ... moral colorblindness reaches for in a world of gray.
Agreed. Unless we’re talking about someone that sucks. In which case... BRING DOWN THE COLOR BLIND HAMMER.











