Christine O’Donnell Seems Like A Fun Date
Hey, so... I don’t want to get too political around here, but Christine O’Donnell sounds like the craziest woman of all time, maybe. At Gawker they’ve got a story from someone claiming to have had a one-night stand with the senatorial candidate, which is... whatever.
That’s not even that interesting. But this paragraph just radiates insanity:
Aggressive is another word I’d use to describe her. At the bar, she confessed to me that her aunt really hadn’t been sleeping. She hadn’t even gone to her apartment to check, she said. She had remembered me from our five-minute meeting the previous summer, and used the story about her aunt as an excuse to knock on my door. She’d set her sights on me from the beginning.
GAH! Never has a paragraph offered a scarier indictment. Stay... Away... From... Her.
More links after the jump.
- This is how you carve a pumpkin with a handgun. Or, here’s how you carve a pumpkin in AMERICA.
- Haven’t gotten a chance to read this yet because of all the pumpkin-gun videos that took priority this afternoon, but any Mikhail Prokhorov New York Times feature is bound to be excellent.
- And speaking of uncommonly awesome Russians, the full Alex Ovechkin feature from GQ.
- Is this weekend’s Rally For Sanity a Jump the Shark moment for Jon Stewart? David Brooks: “After all when comedians stop being jesters they are notorious for jumping all the way over and becoming preachers, with no middle ground.”
- Rick Muscles is one of the funniest dudes on the internet.
- The Kurt Rambis decision-making chart. GO T’WOLVES.
- If you didn’t already hate Jay Leno and feel an irrational sense of empathy for Conan O’Brien, this book excerpt in Vanity Fair should get you there.
Finally, and most importantly, Deion Sanders is on Twitter.
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