A Rally That’s Not Really A Rally
↵I have no idea what to expect from this weekend’s Rally to Restore Sanity and Keep The Fear Alive, but Wilco’s performing, there will be speeches, and I’m dressing myself to look as American as possible. There will be pictures and a recap forthcoming next week.
↵Otherwise... It’s time for links.
- ↵↵Watch this Massachusetts announcer go crazy in the most Boston way possible. Reminds me of the time I was a Masshole for Halloween. Costume: Red Sox jacket, Timberlands, and a gigantic chip on your shoulder about everything, ever. “Nuts and bolts, WE GAWT SCREWED.”
- ↵The Washington Post on the overreactions to non-existent terror threats. Stephen Colbert sneers at this man’s logic; you can never be too careful. Everyone’s got something to hide.
- ↵When did Halloween costumes get so tawdry? See, Slate used “tawdry” instead of “slutty.” How bookish of them.
- ↵Speaking of which... Here’s Angela from The Office as a sexy nurse. (HT: Trey)
- ↵A pretty amazing Blake Griffin .gif.
- ↵Tigers and pumpkins!
- ↵The LeBron ad, excoriated by AdAge.
- ↵The KSK Sex/Fantasy Football mailbag.
↵The John Wall Dance on The Daily Show. After Tuesday, no more sex-parties in Washington D.C. <--- Blame Obama.
↵↵And finally, Spencer and Doug get you ready for the World’s Largest Cocktail Party, with some self-loathing discourse surrounding Georgia and Florida. This one calls for some Jacksonville-themed KE$HA.
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