Yeah, You Don’t Think Randy Moss Is A Muslim, But: Are You Sure?
Here’s Sam Waterson reading Stephen Colbert’s poem, “Are You Sure?” at Saturday’s Rally to Restore Sanity And/Or Keep Fear Alive:
It’s probably too late to offer anything novel about this Weekend’s Rally—yesterday got too hectic for the planned recap—but I’ll say that despite my considerable reservations, it was a massive success. The whole thing was hilarious and (thankfully) avoided any preachiness, and more than anything else, it was just good to be in a place where everyone loved America, and everyone was in a good mood. And that was Saturday in a nutshell.
So that counts as a victory, I think.
Today’s links after the jump.
- Couldn’t work this into today’s Moss column, but this Moss feature from 2002 is a fantastic read.
- Hey! It’s Election Day! Want to feel depressed about America? Click here for a profane (and disturbingly accurate) rendering of the Greatest Country On Earth. “There’s no kind of diverse social strata in this country. You are either rich, or you are...”
- Alcohol is the awesomest deadliest drug ever.
- New York is trying to ban cat calls. Or is it catcalls? Cat calls or catcalls? In any case, apparently people want to make it illegal to whistle at women in a suggestive way. Or something like that.
- No comment on this.Tawwwmy from Quinzee talks Randy Moss, LeBron James, Bridget Moynahan.
- This gallery of goalie masks was great.
- And yeah, it’s Election Day, so a lot of people are bickering back and forth and complaining. But bottom line: America’s about as good as it gets. In that spirit, here’s Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert singing about The Greatest, Strongest Country In The World.
...Where else could you break the law on television?
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