Fake Scoop: On Desean Jackson And Swagger Swagger Swagger

↵Fake Scoop on Desean Jackson last December:

↵↵Swagger. Matter of fact, Swaggah. Swaggah swaggah swaggah. They can’t hold the kid! No sir. Never. Evah evah evah? Evah evah evah.

↵Sorry Ms. Jackson.

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↵You say Tomato, I say Tomato Sauce. It’s what’s for dinner, and mmm mmm! Desean Jackson is out here cooking, son!

↵↵Today? Fake Scoop says he told you so:

↵You don’t choose greatness, greatness chooses YOU. Ask not what your country can do, but what your country did to you. See how we flipped it? Haters get mad, but you can’t argue with swag. They hated Jesus, too.

↵It was written by Scoop: Hatin is a religion and the scorned shall prosper for eternity.
↵If you don’t get it, you don’t get it. It’s not TV, it’s HBO. Put the kids to bed and snuggle up to ya woman, because Desean’s out here gettin nasty on ‘em. R-rated? Uh-uh. This is NC-17. Parental advisory, y’all. Realer talk than a Taxi Cab confessional: Desean can’t help it. Forget nurture. You see the boy? That’s Naughty by Nature.

↵So is Scoop down with O.P.P.? Oh, you know me. Hip hop hooray, y’all. Hip. Hop. Hooray.