For the past month, the Patriots have been about as dominant as a football team can be. And just when it looked like we could safely write them off without Randy Moss, the New England offense has surged to the top of the league, and the Patriots look better than ever.
What Do New England Fans Have To Say About The New-Look Patriots?
So what do the fans in Boston think of all this?
You all doubted owah man Billy Belichick! HO-HO-HO HERE’S A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A GIANT PILE OF TOLD YA SO!!!! That lazy bastard Moss can dog it somewheres ELSE, pal. This is Billy’s hometown nine and TAWWWMY TERRIFIC keeps pitchin shutouts. Did you f***s hear what TAWMMY DREAMBOAT had to say Sunday?
“It was one of those days where a lot of people would be cozied-up near the fireplace drinking hot chocolate,” Brady said. “We work on Sundays.”
Goddamn right we do! Save the hot chocolate for Rex Ryan, ‘cause we wuhhhhhk!
(Lights newport)
WE PUT ON OUR WORK BOOTS UGG BOOTS AND GO GET THE JOB DONE. Seven days a week pal. IN THE BEAN WE BRING OW-AH LUNCH PAILS WITH US EVERYWHERE WE GO.
(Collects unemployment check)
RANNNNNNNNNNNDYYYYYYYYY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
We don’t need ya flash, America. Have you seen Mahhhky Mahk’s latest gem? Micky Warrrrd grew up on these streets, America. Ask all the hawllywood directors we keep bringing to owah city: WE DON’T NEED YA FLASH. Wessy Welkah, Tawmmy Terrrrrifc, and Robby the Polack will suit us just fine. In BAHHHSTON, we want guys like DANNY WOODHEAD.
DANNY BALLGAME IS JUST LIKE US. HE IS ALL OF US. You think Danny Ballgame takes plays off? Hell no. In the great state of Boston, none of us do. THAT’S A METAPHOR, BUD.
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