You’ve probably heard all about the wild animal escape in Ohio by now, but this is the internet and we’ll all probably forget about it by like, 3 o’clock. So for posterity’s sake, let’s just marvel at an excerpt from this, today and forever.
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↵↵According to police, the animals escaped at about 6 p.m. from an animal farm near Kopchak Road. ... Police would not comment on what animals escaped but said the animal farm did have lions, wolves, cheetahs, tigers, giraffes, camels, grizzly bears and black bears. ... There were multiple sightings of exotic animals along Interstate 70, police said.
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