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Happy Valentine’s Day From All Your Favorite Athletes (Fake Tweets!)

It’s Valentine’s Day, and across America, men and women are finding new and creative ways to express their love to one another. It’s a beautiful thing, isn’t it? And in the spirit of the holiday, a few of sports’ biggest stars have taken to social media to spread the love.

Here’s LeBron James:

NOTE: These are all 100% FAKE. But LeBron would totally tweet that, right?

Errybody show some love for #KingDouchebag over here ---> RT @KingJames: #HappyValentinesDay to all my haterz!!!less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

#SHOTSFIRED by Cupid. Hit me straight in the heart! @LaLaless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

@carmeloanthony Cute. When r we moving to NYC? less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

@lala Come on BOO. I'm trying as hard as i can to not try out here in Denver! PROMISE. <3less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

The story of the year in the League? That my man @carmeloanthony is WHIPPED AS HELL. #LMAOless than a minute ago via web

#SHOTSFIRED by a chubby baby #notcupid RT @iambigbaby11: my man @carmeloanthony is WHIPPED AS HELL. #LMAO less than a minute ago via Echofon

WHY'S THE DRAGON CHASING ME? Rabble Rabble let's get ready to rumble!!! #HappyValentinesDayless than a minute ago via web

Ayo PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Cupid ain't gon' pay for Child Support..... #WrapItUp #HappyValentinesDayless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPad

#RejectedCandyHearts RT @A_Cromartie31: Cupid ain't gon' pay Child Support.....less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

To all those traveling to All-Star Weekend. ---> RT @A_Cromartie31 Cupid ain't gon' pay Child Support..... #WrapItUpless than a minute ago via HootSuite

When Love is turned into a commercial holiday, we all lose. Why must we commercialize our personal lives? My love belongs to God, and it's not for sale. less than a minute ago via HootSuite

Did you see my abortion commercial? #RejectedCandyHearts RT @TimTebow: Why must we commercialize our personal lives? less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

IM LIKE A WEREWOLF!!! #HappyValentinesDayless than a minute ago via web

Shoutout to my girl and wishing her a #HappyValentinesDay. We can't be together, but they can't keep us apart forever.... less than a minute ago via Echofon

#AWKWARD ... @KingJames RT @_delontewest: Shoutout to my girl and #HappyValentinesDay. We can't be together, but they can't keep us apart forever... less than a minute ago via web

Oh God, that IS awkward. ... In any case, Tony Dungy gets the last word:

#HappyValentinesDay ... When you're getting close with a loved one tonight, remember to leave room for God!less than a minute ago via Facebook

Oh, and have you seen the promotional video for my new book? Check it out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dAJVI4M6tQless than a minute ago via Facebook

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