VIDEO: Charlie Sheen On The Today Show, Quoting Allen Iverson

Fresh off last week’s sublimely insane radio appearance, Charlie Sheen is hitting the talk show circuit this week, appearing on NBC’s Today Show, ABC’s Good Morning America, and threatening to sue CBS for millions after they suspended production on Two and a Half Men.

He’s obviously struggling, and all of this latest craziness should probably be a cause for concern, but damnit, he just keeps getting more entertaining. When asked if he was suffering from bi-polar disorder, Sheen responded with, “What does that mean? ... I’m bi-winning.”

“I win here. I win there,” he said.

So, see? Bi-winning. DUH.

When NBC asked if he was on any drugs, he said, “Drug tests don’t lie. Scoreboards don’t lie.” Hey haters, Scooooore-board. And what if we told you that halfway through his appearance on Today he launched into an impromptu Allen Iverson practice rant? You’d watch that, right?

The video is here (Iverson’s rant at 6:15):

And without saying too much more, here’s to hoping that Sheen can do as many interviews as possible while this brilliant streak of lunacy continues. He’s in rarified air right now. Will he find a way to work in Jim Mora’s “Playoffs” rant on Nightline tonight? We can only hope...