Louisville’s Afternoon, Summed Up In One Tragic Photo

↵Kudos to Getty Images for that one, and kudos to Rick Pitino for RUINING MY ENTIRE BRACKET. I mean, usually it takes a few days before the tournament makes me feel like a complete idiot, but things escalated quickly this year. Almost as soon as it began, it was all over.

↵And yes, that was a Rick Pitino joke.

↵Anyway, you didn’t really think there was going to be anything to read today, did you? Of course not. The first day of March Madness should be a holiday for everyone. At least that’s how I’m rationalizing things.

↵But I did just finish a conference call with (NAME-DROP) Roger Goodell, and I’m heading to the Verizon Center for tonight’s NCAA games, so check back tomorrow for some good stuff. And seriously, I had Louisville losing in the Tournament Final, so... F**k Rick Pitino.