Probably my favorite pair of tweets I’ve seen all year. It started out fun...
Hey, Has Anybody Seen Oscar De La Hoya’s Wallet?
But there were consequences...
It can never be said enough; no matter how expensive or refined the brand, tequila is tequila, and it is pure evil. Having said that, someone should give Floyd Mayweather some ASAP.
You know? Just to see what kind of crazy stuff he loses when he’s in a Patron-induced haze.
10 Million, tweeps. Dat's my second favorite segway!!! #WhatHappenedLastNight
God, if you’re up there, can you please make Floyd Mayweather fight again?
(HT: Pablo Torre)














