Because at the end of the day, it just doesn’t get a whole lot more American than Chris Kaman randomly posing with a tank.
The Chris Kaman Memorial Awkward Photo Of The Day
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↵Unless, of course, you remember that last 4th of July Chris Kaman bought $10,000 worth of fireworks that he detonated on his front lawn. Sadly, the video of his fireworks show has been removed from YouTube, but for those who missed it last summer, upon seeing all the fireworks he’d bought, Kaman exclaimed, “WE’RE GOING TO JAIL, DUDE.”
↵No no no. He was going to jail for America.
↵That’s a big difference.
↵Now, go out there this weekend and try do the same. For America’s sake, and for Chris Kaman’s sake. God bless ‘em.
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