Despite numerous attempts to unsubscribe, TMZ still e-mails me sports stories every day. Usually, this is incredibly annoying. But every now and then their headlines are so ridiculous, you can’t help but read more. Like, say, “NBA Star Lashes Out at Accuser -- ‘Broke Ass Dwarf’“.
Great Moments In TMZ Headline History, Starring Steve Francis
↵It involves Steve Francis responding to an assault allegation. Just too good to make up:
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↵Francis wrote, "Well since it's a lockout. I got a new job responding to people askin me about grouping [sic] a broke ass dwarf. Who can't sing. What can a G do??"
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↵For the record, TMZ, Steve Francis hasn’t been a “star” since the turn of the century. And Steve, it’s not a lockout if you were already unemployed. But even so... People keep asking about a broke ass dwarf who can’t sing.
↵What can a G do??
↵I love sports sometimes.
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