Regardless of how you feel about the celebrities here or what they’re saying, Gawker’s turned celebrity descriptions into a sport of its own. For instance: I have no idea who they’re even talking about here, but the paragraph’s fantastic regardless.
Like A Lion Being Ridden By A Million Little Faires
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↵Kelly Killoren-Bensimon: “She’s like the cowardly lion with her big mane and various trepidations and confusions. Actually she’s more like a lion that is being ridden by a million fairies, all pulling at her hair and sprinkling their dust while she cowers under a tree and eats Starburst, but not the yellow ones cause they are gross. She feeds those to the fairies.” ↵
↵...And so is this collection of some of Gawker’s greatest hits. Come for the Gwyneth-bashing, but definitely stay for Zooey Deschanel.
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