Sad Red Sox fans

So sad.

Dan Johnson is happy. Uncle Jesse is happy. But that poor family.

Part of me wants to think that one of those three was responsible for this:

I’ll go with the daughter. There’s a quiet fury behind those eyes. Especially considering that after the home run, she defiantly held up this sign:

Damn straight. Don’t take any guff from these swine.

(Also, I hope that tweet is completely made up.)