You’re a millionaire and public figure who has just been arrested. Man, how bad do you feel?
Rockies co-owner arrested for DUI, is happy


USA TODAY Sports
Confirmed by @KDVR: #Colorado #Rockies co-owner Charlie Monfort arrested last night in Windsor for DUI (with mugshot) pic.twitter.com/G52qBbeamd
— Jeremy Hubbard (@JeremyHubbard) November 6, 2013
FEELS PRETTY DANGED GOOD, ACTUALLY. Pretty danged good.
Maybe the lottery tickets he bought were winners.
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