This is a couple days old, but it’s new to us. Thanks to MLB GIFs for tipping us off.
Pirates fan seeks double
Do not get in the way of Pirates fan.



It’s ... it’s beautiful.
Now, nothing will ever compare with Raptor GIF:
But there’s a bit of an homage, no? It’s the foot falling down after the child was destroyed. And after that, the little phoenix-child’s head poked back up like a li’l whack-a-mole. There is art in this GIF. True art.
Also, they sell baseballs in the store. Every store in every ballpark. They’re, like, $20, and they aren’t all dirty. You probably don’t need to break a child for one.
(Easter egg #1: The ball apparently kicks off to the side, away from the murderer)
(Easter egg #2: The police officer, concerned about the murder)











