The Opening Ceremony is featuring droves of downtrodden workers carrying sections of fencing down a makeshift “English countryside.” This is basically exactly what the equestrian events would look like if horses were abolished.
Gangs Of Top Hat-Wearing Victorians Exhibit British Kung Fu
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And then, all of a sudden, VICTORIAN TOP HAT GANGS OF NEW YORK-STYLE BRITISH GANGS!
OH NO! LOOK OUT! THE ABRAHAM LINCOLNS ARE WIELDING THEIR KUNG FU!
ADVANCE TOWARD US, KNAVE. ADVANCE TOWARD US.
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