The worst seats at the 2012 Olympics opening ceremony? Definitely the section directly below this:
Before You Die, You See The Olympic Rings ... Or Whatever
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ARGH OH GOD HOT MOLTEN DEATH I MERELY WANTED TO SEE MUUUUUUUSE
They should have known this was going to happen, because Randy Orton came out on the entrance ramp right beforehand. (Not really.)
So hypno--AGH!--tic.
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