“If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing.”
—J.M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
It is Sunday evening just past suppertime, and Clay Kreiner, a 16-year-old skateboarder who will spend the duration of his summer vacation as a Visiting Pro at Camp Woodward, is about to slide himself over the edge of the Mini-Mega ramp roll-in. Under his feet is a narrow plank of curved wood that stands approximately 33 feet above the ground. Behind Clay, over the mountains of central Pennsylvania, the sun has begun to set, and the wide cloudy sky has turned shades of lollipop orange and red. A few dozen skateboard campers have gathered at the base of the ramp, a group of mostly American, middle-class white children.
For one or two weeks at a time these campers come from around the country to Woodward, Pa., to relieve the loneliness that sometimes accompanies participation in a subculture they must willfully believe to exist in while at home. For 10 weeks, Clay will live in a cabin alongside that week's rotating allotment of cabin mates, and practice every day on the Mini. Relaxed and calm, the dirty blond-haired young man nonetheless feels the pressure generated by himself and those around him to regain the momentum he had been building before splitting his left shinbone on another Woodward ramp last April. With only two more years until he turns 18, the crucial age by which Clay feels he must decide between professional skateboarding, college or something else entirely, he has a small window of opportunity to realize the expectations of those who have watched him ride a board.
Among the skateboard campers are two kids who live near Clay's hometown of Greenville, S.C., here on the first night of the second week of camp. Over the next week, Spencer, a rabbit faced 12-year-old, and Jake, a toothy and subdued 14-year-old, will talk about their love of skateboarding, the many things they know about skateboarding, and the many details of Clay's career, which they are as familiar with as if they were their own.
Quickly, Clay hits a speed of 30 miles per hour rolling into the six foot high launch box. He rises between the camp instructors and a select few campers standing on the sides of the Mini-Mega's 55 foot wide and 30 foot long gap platform. With their high-definition video cameras and DSLR telephoto lens, they document the smooth arc of Clay's high-speed flight. Although his Mini-Mega run may last only seven seconds and consist of two tricks, it nonetheless has the potential, depending on the difficulty of the tricks and their execution, to be captured on video, disseminated online, and scrutinized by more than six million American skateboarders. Near the peak of his ascent, Clay reaches behind him with his left hand to grab the side of the board just behind his left foot, articulating a trick known as a backside grab.
Clay Kreiner on the mini-mega ramp. Clay lands on the part of the ramp just beyond the "knuckle," a 28-degree downslope that allows him to maintain most of his speed into the ramp's business end, an 18 foot tall quarter pipe. Tucking his long, skinny frame into a slight crouch, he exerts a force of more than two and a half G's while riding through the quarter pipe's acutely curved transition panels. Eyes and lenses watch Clay intently as he grabs his board and slowly spins his body one-and-a-half clockwise rotations while peaking a full 25 feet above the ramp's flat wood bottom. In the brief moment of his 540's last half turn, Clay spots his landing over his shoulder and reunites his board to the curve of the quarter pipe that connects the vertical plane to the horizontal. During his landing the campers, ages 7 to 18, clap and hoot their appreciation.
The 425-acre campground, and everything contained within, are maintained, shaped, and supervised by a staff of 250 employees, chefs, nurses, coaches, drivers and instructors tasked with keeping the 850 weekly campers alive and satisfied with their six-night, $1,200 experience. Skateboarders at Woodward join BMX bike riders, cheerleaders, gymnasts, inline skaters and digital media enthusiasts to learn their craft and socialize in an environment that in many ways resembles a traditional summer camp. They sleep in cabins, ride zip lines, swim, flirt and eat hamburgers. All campers also receive two and a half hours of daily instruction in their chosen sport - the gym and cheer kids from former Olympians, the action sports riders from older versions of themselves, and the digital media campers from professional videographers and photographers who've spent years documenting their respective sports. The DMC kids aren't all action sports athletes - some only wish to learn how to shoot better photos and movies - but many arrive as members of their respective tribes, focused on capturing images and making films about their sport of choice. Every week some of the sports' most popular athletes and digital media professionals make use of the camp's highly regarded facilities, and participate in camp life, much to the joy of the campers.
Dave Metty, the modestly built, round-faced director of the digital media camp bounds about the Mini Mega's gap platform with the visible energy of a man who looks like he might have trouble sleeping, finding angles from which to shoot the skaters with the video camera he holds near his waist. He shouts through the wind up to Jagger Eaton, who is now standing at the edge of the roll-in, and asks if he's ready for his run. On the platform, six DMC campers watch closely, studying both how the 43-year-old Metty prepares the shot for the visiting pro's trick as well as how he manages his rapport with the 12-year-old skater, a certified prodigy. Last June 28, Jagger's name and face became weaved into the collective skateboard consciousness when 37 million television viewers and 33,000 live fans witnessed him become the youngest-ever participant in an X Games competition. Jagger finished 12th in the finals of the X Games event known as Big Air, a contest that features a Mega Ramp made by the same California people who fabricated the Mini-Mega, but is almost twice as large, with a drop-in 88 feet high, an open gap 55 feet wide, and a quarter pipe 27 feet tall. Bantering with Jagger, Metty stands in a wide, uncomfortable stance holding his camera, providing the DMC campers and the campers in the grass below an example on how to shoot, as well as how to maintain your skateboard status once you've realized you aren't going pro.
On the morning of the Mini-Mega session, I had driven into camp from the small, narrow-street village where I was staying, about 20 miles east of Woodward, occasionally getting stuck behind Amish farmers riding their black-topped buggies to church. Before I reached the quiet, country roads of my route, I stopped in at Winfall Antiques and Reflections. I was not looking for anything in particular and had no reason to stop, except to delay the inevitable encounter with hundreds of campers who'd see me as an interloper, infringing on their long awaited camp time. In the back room on a musty shelf, I found a 1953 copy of Edward Stoddard's "The First Book of Magic," a practical guide for aspiring illusionists. On the first page, under an illustration of a man whispering to a giant, black-hatted rabbit, the text began, "You see, it's hard to fool someone's eyes. A magician's hand is not quicker than the eye. The important secret magicians use is this: they know how to make a person look somewhere else when they have to do something secret." As I continued east, there were fewer cars on the road and more wide-open views of young farm crops, vegetables and lettuce sprouts in long narrow rows, stretching over hills of dark brown soil. Many of the farmhouses I passed had hand-painted signs at the end of their driveways, offering some good or service for sale - Rubber Stamps and Ink Pads from the house with horses in the back. Further down there was Snyder's Deer Processing Service, Levi's Harness Shop, and Zimmerman Woodworking. One of the more simple signs, printed in black paint with an uneven hand, advertised maple syrup, written above a tilted arrow pointing northwest.





Clay on the halfpipe inside Cloud 9. 











