The above image makes a sizable dent in our beefcake quota for the day (photos of me in a Speedo to follow and push us over the top) and comes to us courtesy of Imgur and Kissing Suzy Kolber. The original photo appears to have originated from the fandium Instagram account. As KSK notes, it hasn’t been confirmed whether the man was actually ejected from the game, but he’s welcome at the SB Nation offices anytime.
Handsome Dolphins Fan ejected for wearing Speedo
You may have been ejected from the game, Handsome Miami Fan, but you’ll never be ejected from ... my heart.
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ANY. TIME.
There are more photos of this pair of pals at Instinct Magazine. Trust us, you want to see them. Especially because his friend (the one with his back to the camera and the matching Speedo peeking out of the waistband of his board shorts) has perhaps the most Miami tattoo of all time:
Yes, that is the U, the Heat logo and the Dolphins logo making one perfect storm of #Miami.
God bless you, Speedo bros. You make the world a tealer place.
