Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay is known for his joyful Twitter account. He offers followers a chance to win tickets, lavish them with gifts, and give stern warnings to anyone who crosses his beloved Colts. Irsay needed something on Tuesday, an answer to a simple question.
Jim Irsay asks life’s most important question
Not everyone can own a football team, but we all want to feel secure.
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James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Is it safe?
— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) December 17, 2013 Well, is it? The key is determining what “it” is, and whether being a billionaire NFL owner is enough to have protection.
There’s a fairly good chance he’s referencing Marathon Man, which is to say the MOST plausible answer is a near 30-year-old movie about a diamond heist with Nazis. In case this isn’t accurate we have a few more ideas what Irsay could be afraid of.
- Bill Polian
- Krokodil
- Auto correct
- The Noid
- Frying a turkey
- Reading levels
- Twerking
- Eating expired Nickelodeon Gak
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