RedEye Chicago has accomplished quite a feat with Monday’s front cover. They’ve both summed up the Bears in one tidy word and also created the most Internet front page of our time. (Or at least, this year.)
The 2013 Chicago Bears, summed up in 1 word
And no, the word isn’t “FART.”


Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
Other options for the phrase that will signify the 2013 Bears:
- SNUH.
- Zzzzzzzzz.
- Nah.
- I shaved my legs for this?
- Hurf.
- FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
- [long, ragged sigh]
- “Well, [mumbling] could be worse [indistinct] Washington [trails off] ... ”


















