Well let’s just check in on the mascot beat and--
Meet ‘Johnny Long Legs,’ the reason you can’t stop screaming
THE MOST TERRIFYING STEPHEN KING NOVEL OF ALL TIME.


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NIGHTMARE FUEL: Meet the mascot for Mt. Pleasant, TX: Johnny Long Legs pic.twitter.com/LIZrCVwj5g
— Patrick Netherton (@PTNetherton) January 16, 2014 NOOOOOO. OH GOD NOOOOOOO.
WHYYYYYYY
Wait, this actually looks almost exactly like the mascots Matt Ufford envisioned some time ago.
“Johnny Long Legs,” eh? Let’s just make sure he LIVES UP TO THE NAME
(h/t to Martin Rickman)
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