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Meet ‘Johnny Long Legs,’ the reason you can’t stop screaming

THE MOST TERRIFYING STEPHEN KING NOVEL OF ALL TIME.

Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

Well let’s just check in on the mascot beat and--

NOOOOOO. OH GOD NOOOOOOO.

WHYYYYYYY

Wait, this actually looks almost exactly like the mascots Matt Ufford envisioned some time ago.

“Johnny Long Legs,” eh? Let’s just make sure he LIVES UP TO THE NAME

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(h/t to Martin Rickman)

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