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The Broncos mascot needs to stop drumming now

Why the long face?

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

We don’t know if you’ve tried it, but it’s devastatingly difficult to use a drum with hooves. In fact, it’s tough to do a lot of things without opposable thumbs. That’s why we’re giving a pass to this Bronco for his off-beat drumming that eventually needed to be stopped at all costs.

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Okay, so we know this is a mascot -- but we’re assuming there’s a horse inside this horse costume. Please read our fanfic for more information.

At least he stayed happy.

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