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Alternate Pro Bowl uniform ideas are better than the Pro Bowl itself

If these were the actual uniforms, we might watch the actual game.

Kent Nishimura

The Pro Bowl is stupid, but @DrawPlayDave is brilliant. Here are some of our favorites from his latest collection of illustrations at Kissing Suzy Kolber, where you can and should find many more alternate jerseys.

The Pro Bowl jerseys America deserves, but not the ones it needs right now.

More like SiliCON Valley, (because all football players are thugs, you see).

Shirts and Skins is just classic. #tbt

Some other designs we’d like to see:

* Cowboy vs. Aliens
* Leonardo DiCaprio vs. Team of Oscar Statues
* ROTC vs. USPS
* Shake Shack vs. Five Guys
* Kool-Aid Man vs. Brick Wall
* NFL Players in a tug of war against actual elephants (Not a uniform design, just something worth watching).

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