Joakim Noah is E.T., Joakim Noah is like a snake or something

Someday, just for a day, we’d like to inhabit the world Joakim Noah inhabits. It seems incredibly magical, and we were given another window into it Wednesday night as the Bulls defeated the semi-Spurs.

First, Noah pretend he was a komodo dragon, or some other lizard that tastes the air with its forked tongue:

NOTE: WHOEVER FILMED THIS VIDEO SAID BAD WORDS IF YOU HAVE SENSITIVE EARS OR ARE AT WORK

There are also lil fellatious hand-to-mouth motions going on. Interesting stuff.

Then he pretended he was E.T. in postgame handshake lines:

We love you, Joakim. Never change.