David Stern gets Letterman Top 10 treatment
Let’s hear it for NBA commissioner David Stern!
Here! I wrote the Top 10 out for you, too, in case you don’t have headphones or something. SB Nation cares.
(10) Dr. J is not a licensed physician
(9) The swish sound is made by a guy standing behind the basket
(8) I could watch a stuck ball get poked with a broom all day
(7) When international diplomacy is required, call Dennis Rodman
(6) I’m the only guy in the league who was bar mitzvah’d
(5) No NBA star has ever made a bad motion picture
(4) The lowest paid mascot in the league makes $5 a year
(3) Moisten needle before inserting
(2) I am an inspiration to short, un-athletic kids everywhere
(1) I hear sneaker squeaks in my sleep
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