6-minute bear fight in the New Jersey suburbs
Yes, that is what it is.
Life in the New Jersey suburbs can be alienating, anomic, dull and weirdly unreal, even if you are not a bear.
But if you are a bear stuck living in the suburbs, it stands to reason that you’d need to blow off steam from time to time, either down at the bar or by engaging in an alternately brutal and drowsy six-minute bear brawl with one of your bear buddies that involves rolling down a hill, smashing some patio furniture and then mixing it up in the middle of the street. The neighbors might not like it, but they don’t like anything, do they?
Via NJ.com
