Nothing brings families together like the Thanksgiving Day parade, so this guy decided to bust this out during the Thanksgiving Day parade:
What is this sailor doing at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade?
“I’m on national TV and a bunch of kids are watching so SEX FINGERS TIME WOOOO SEX FINGERS DO YOU GET IT IT’S LIKE SEX”
I mean, it’s possible this wasn’t lewd -- maybe he was doing that magic trick, where he made his finger disappear? Maybe he was pretending his finger was a little tiny slide whistle? But, uh, the way he waited for the camera to be on him, slowly slid his glove off, and started giving a national TV audience a sex ed lesson. This person definitely agrees with me:
The sailor on the same float as nick during Nicks performance on Macy's parade was doing this " "Well. That's nice.
— мєℓιѕѕα. (@melissaemilyyyy) November 27, 2014 See More:
