The Gummy Olympics should be a real thing

Gummy Bobsled is a good idea, but we need to think bigger. I’m talking about Gummy Olympics, which I believe would be a big hit and should happen if at all possible.

Think about it. The #brands would line up to sponsor this event, from Haribo to Trolli. All Gummy Nations as defined by Wikipedia would be invited: Bears, Worms, Bottles, Rings, Frogs, Road Kill Gummies (Ed note: What?), and yes, even Gummy Teeth.

Of course, this initiative will not be without detractors. To start, the Gummy Bobsled footage might be fake and impossible to recreate. This will require some research. Also there are feelings to consider. How will the human Olympians feel if all we care about are gummies?

These questions are just distractions. You would watch Gummy Olympics. We would all watch Gummy Olympics. Advertising dollars could be sold against this gummy content and everyone would be happy.

The Gummy Olympics are pro-consumer, pro-competition and ultimately pro-humanity. Please share this with a friend, neighbor or local politician and I’LL see YOU at the Gummy Olympics!