Team Canada won all the hockey? If you’re Rob Ford, you have to celebrate in typical Rob Ford fashion. Let’s just take a gander through the Rob Ford playbook and see what we haven’t done yet.
Rob Ford celebrates Team Canada win by taking fire hydrant in the beans
Team Canada’s wins had heart, but “Mayor hurts penis” had a mayor hurting his penis.
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
