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David Ortiz lost weight

Jared Wickerham

There are best-shape-of-his-life anecdotes, and then there are best-shape-of-his-life pictures. This is one of the latter.

Going to guess that everyone has the Medium Papi joke at the ready. So we can also go with:

Moderate Papi
Median Papi
Sparse Papi
Appropriately Portioned Papi
Still Quite Big, But Not As In Your Face About It Papi
Papi

Jokes aside, he looks terrifying. And that’s probably a good thing for the Red Sox.

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